I milked the One Piece

As soon as Soraka arrived at the port, she saw the ruthless character they said was domineering and not easy to mess with.

He has a tall figure, a thick beard, a cigarette in his mouth, an old-fashioned military hat on his head, a red vest inside a black windbreaker, and a brown tie on his straight white shirt.

He held a shotgun with three barrels in his hand, which looked very powerful.

He had a rebellious look on his face, his eyes were filled with murderous intent, and his bulging muscles were hidden under his tight clothes. He was really domineering.

But why does this look look more and more familiar to me?

"Fuck! Gangster godfather? Male gunman Graves?"

You wouldn’t tell me after staying here for so many years that this is not One Piece, this is the world of League of Legends, right?

Soraka's exclamation attracted the male gunman's attention, and he couldn't help but look towards Soraka.

"Oh? God! Damn it! Come and look! What do I see! Damn it! A very beautiful lady!"

As soon as the gangster godfather spoke, Soraka's face darkened due to his thick translation accent.

"I am still kind to people who meet me for the first time. I allow you to take back what you just said! If you speak to me in this tone again, I will let you see with your own eyes what God looks like!"

"I'm a pure man!"

"real man?"

The male gun looked Soraka up and down and asked in confusion: '

"Then why does brother's skin look so white and tender?"

"My parents have good genes, I'm born with it!"

"Then why are brother's pecs so exaggerated?"

"Mosquito bites!"

"Why is my brother's butt so perky?"

"I usually love squats!"

"Why is my brother's voice so gentle?"

"I have a cold and my throat feels a little uncomfortable!"

"Why..."

"For a piece of wool, why do you want to get up all the time? My name is not Wei, but my name is Chu Yuxun?"

"Now I ask you to answer!"

"Listen, what's your name?"

"My name is Ah Shui, and I am a feminist!"

Soraka breathed a sigh of relief when she heard that it wasn't Graves. Fortunately, it wasn't League of Legends. After playing the game for so many years, if she couldn't figure out the world of League of Legends anymore, she could kill herself by swallowing feces in a minute.

"Go away, I don't care if a girl fights or not!"

"I'll ask you another question! Do you have the domineering aura of a king?"

Regarding the question about her chicken, Soraka looked at Ah Shui expectantly, waiting for his answer.

Ah Shui was a little shy due to Soraka's eager eyes, and replied with a coy expression:

"I don't have the domineering look and domineering spirit yet, but I can give birth to a child, maybe I will!"

"roll!"

"boom!"

Ah Shui was knocked back more than ten meters by Soraka with a punch. He got up and watched Soraka's graceful figure walking further and further away. He couldn't help but touch his face and put it under his nose to smell:

"It's so fragrant!"

"what is her name?"

"Soraka!"

“You guy, what’s the matter here?

Looking at Luo Er who was staring at him with an unkind expression, Ah Shui stood up and said calmly:

"Boat repair!"

Disappointed, Soraka, who returned to the restaurant, took out a cigarette and lit it lightly under the eager eyes of all the diners:

"Go and do whatever you have to do! I'm in a bad mood today! We're closed!"

"No! Soraka! I won't be able to sleep if I don't eat your food today!"

"That's right! We'll lose sleep!"

"If you can't sleep, go to the Baihua Pavilion to vent!"

"boom!"

The restaurant door was slammed shut, and the diners complained for a long time but then left obediently.

"My chicken!"

In a bad mood, after drinking more than a dozen bottles of wine, Soraka lay on the bed and fell into a deep sleep.

When you wake up, it's pitch black, and if you want to put it on the bodies of ordinary people, then the only entertainment that can be used to make people sleep.

Although electricity has become popular in this world, most people still cannot afford it. Installing wiring is a problem, and electricity bills are even more of a problem.

But fortunately, the former rear admiral of Bana did not do it for nothing. I don’t know who he found, and he directly installed a generator on the island, making the nights of Elni Island colorful from now on.

"It's one o'clock! If you have nothing to do, let's open for business!"

Soraka looked at the clock on the wall and thought for a moment. Being idle means being idle. There won't be many people here at this time. Most of them will go to the Flower Pavilion or the bar. Let's work for a while.

After opening the door of the hotel, Soraka went to the kitchen and ordered herself a bowl of braised noodles, took out a head of garlic, and filled her stomach.

I had just eaten two bites when a figure appeared at the door of the hotel.

Sokara swallowed the noodles in his mouth and greeted:

"Look at the menu first, and then we'll talk about it after I finish my meal!"

"Soraka..."

"Call me big brother!"

"Big brother?"

"Hahaha, Brother Soraka, what a coincidence that you are here for dinner?"

"I own this restaurant!"

"Haha, I didn't realize that you have such good cooking skills!"

Looking at Ah Shui's thick beard, Soraka suddenly felt irritable:

"Say what you want to eat, and get out if you don't want to eat!"

"Eat, why don't you eat? I will eat!"

Ah Shui picked up the menu on the table and read it carefully:

"hiss!"

"Fuck, what is this that I can't understand? Is it so expensive? What's the point of ants climbing a tree? Are these ants delicious? Husband and wife's lung tablets? Fuck, is this a black shop?"

"What to eat! Tell me quickly!"

Ah Shui looked at the prices on the menu and touched his pocket, feeling a little embarrassed.

"Hey, brother, how much does the noodles cost?"

"Ten thousand Baileys!"

"Great, give me a bowl, and where's the garlic? Do you want money for garlic?"

"for free!"

“If you eat noodles without garlic, the taste will be half as bad!”

"Expert! Do you want anything else?"

"I just want a bowl of noodles, please!"

Soraka looked at the male gunman's somewhat embarrassed expression, with a look of contempt on his face:

"It looks very bluffing, but he turns out to be a poor man!"

Ah Shui looked helpless, I am not poor, okay?Who knew repairing a broken ship was so expensive!All my belongings have gone in!

This ten thousand beli is what I stuffed in my underwear for emergency use!

"boom!"

"After eating your noodles, get out of here!"

The feeling of hunger in his stomach prevented Ah Shui from saying anything, so he picked up the bowl and started eating.

"smell good!"

"Brother, the noodles you make are really great! I have never eaten such good noodles!"

Soraka didn't speak, just stared at the pile of garlic peels on the ground and fell into silence.

"Brother, this is ten thousand Baileys! Here it is!"

Seeing Ah Shui put his hand under his crotch, fumbled for a long time, took out [-] beli and handed it to him, Soraka's face turned green.

"Move your stinky hands! If you come near me again, believe it or not, I will cut off your penis?"

"Ten thousand Baileys is not enough, at least one hundred thousand Baileys!"

"Nani! Didn't you say that the noodles are only for [-] beli?"

"I only have [-] beli, but at least you have to give me [-] beli. I'll still give you a discount!"

"Don't garlic cost money?"

"boom!"

Soraka was furious after hearing this:

"It's free of charge. I won't tolerate it even if you eat both ends of it!"

"How does your mouth stink when you smell it yourself?"

"People eat garlic by pressing its cloves! Do you eat garlic by pressing its cloves?

"I've eaten all five pieces of garlic by you, you piece of shit!"

"What? You use noodles as a condiment to eat garlic? You have a grudge against garlic!"

"I'm telling you, you can't miss a cent of a hundred thousand beli! Otherwise I'll beat the crap out of you!"

Hearing this, Ah Shui picked up the three shotguns on the table and asked with a serious face:

"Is it really not negotiable?"

"Not negotiable!"

"Okay! Then don't blame me for being rude!"

"Let me see how you can be so rude!"

Ah Shui looked at Soraka with murderous intent, and Soraka stared at Ah Shui without showing any signs of weakness. The scene suddenly became tense.