I milked the One Piece

"It's ten o'clock, closing time!"

"Boss, another customer has just arrived. Order..."

"Would you like some chicken?"

"Yes, boss, how did you know what you ordered was chicken? The boss is worthy of being a boss. You already knew what you ordered before I even said it."

"The guest ordered a plate of fried chicken."

"Where are you from? You call fried chicken fried chicken?"

"That's right, boss, it's just fried chicken. The customer asked for it not to be spicy."

"Go away! Tell him the chickens are gone! The chef is off duty!"

As the owner and chef of a small restaurant, Lin Juji's business hours have always been arbitrary, depending on his mood.

Lin Juji, whose parents are both archaeologists, is not short of money and is very interested in opening a restaurant.

Due to the special nature of his work, his parents are away from home all year round. Ever since Lin Juji became sensible, his grandfather, a top chef, has spent most of his time with him.

Influenced by his cooking skills since childhood, it’s no wonder that Lin Juji’s cooking skills can make him a chef in any three-star hotel.

Not to mention studying, in high school while others were still hard at work reviewing their homework, Lin Juji had already formed a campus band and went to the bar to roar wildly all day and night.

His grandfather had great expectations for him, hoping that he could become a nationally famous super chef, while his parents hoped that Lin Juji could become an archaeologist specializing in history like them.

It's a pity that this kid has been rebellious since he was a child. After passing the college entrance examination, he was admitted to Lanxiang Technical School as the top scorer in the province's college entrance examination.

What kind of young boss, what kind of tomb robber... what kind of archaeologist?Excavators are a man’s romance!

On the first day of school, teachers and students lined the streets to welcome her. If it weren't for the local ban on setting off fireworks, the principal would have almost bought all the fireworks in the city and held a fireworks party.

The top scorer in the college entrance examination joins my banner, Dalanxiang. This will save a lot of advertising fees.

After three years of further studies, Lin Juji majored in excavators and left a legend of excavator cooking, and then graduated from the school with honors.

After several years of debauchery in society, Lin Juji finally opened a small restaurant with tears in his eyes. He had no choice but to do it. After his grandfather got cancer, he said that if Lin Juji was not a chef in his life, he would never die in peace.

After Lin Juji's small restaurant opened, his grandfather finally left him with a smile on his face.

"Tsk, it's the weekend tomorrow, tell everyone not to come to work on holiday tomorrow!"

"Salaries will be paid as usual!"

"Boss, although we are happy to get paid without working, we don't want to be pointed at and scolded by regular customers when we go to work!"

"Haha, I'm running a restaurant on hold. Do you think I'm a civil servant? I still go to get off work on time?"

"Hurry up and pack up and leave!"

"Tell them, if you push me again, believe it or not, I will close the door and open a barbecue stall in the night market!"

"Boss, if you open a barbecue stall, with your cooking skills, I guess someone will urge you to open the stall!"

"roll!"

Alas, it's still early. The chicken just finished relaxing yesterday, so what are you doing?

Lin Juji was walking on the street. After walking aimlessly for a long time, he saw an Internet cafe.

"By the way, let's masturbate a few times. I haven't masturbated for a long time. Find a gay friend and have fun!"

Lin Juji opened WeChat and scrolled through it. It was just him. A picture of him having a rest tomorrow was just posted in his circle of friends.

"Hey, is Fatty here?"

"Yes, what's wrong?"

"You Ash my wet nurse!"

......

"do not love!"

"Get out! I'm talking about you, Ai Xi, my wet nurse. Let's fight through the canyon tonight!"

"all!"

As soon as he walked into the Internet cafe and turned on the computer, Lin Juji took a bottle of drink and bought snacks, and was ready to fight all night.

"Huh? Cartoon?"

"Going to an Internet cafe to watch cartoons? What a talent!"

Seeing a man wearing glasses next to him, staring at the screen intently, Lin Juji thought that some romantic action movie was playing, and looked at it curiously.

"One Piece?"

"Roger?"

"What is this stuff?"

Based on Lin Juji's past experience, apart from watching animations such as Black Cat Sheriff and Calabash Baby when he was a child, he has never been interested in such cartoon animations as an adult.

It's not as good as a bald head. At least wearing 3D eyes will give you a sense of reality.

After a few glances, Lin Juji turned his head without interest and focused on his night in the canyon tonight.

"Grass! Lost again!"

"Juji, you are just trying to be a nanny. How can you go up and fight with someone with a bayonet!"

"And what are these things you came up with?"

"An anti-armor, a fanatic armor? A Langton? A dead man's plate? Force of nature? Gargoyle plate?"

"You don't even have any shoes? What's the matter? You came here after delaying buying clothes!"

"And my equipment is not as good as yours. How many kills have you taken?"

"You know how to hammer, and as an assistant, you also have a desire to win!"

"Don't you feel at ease if I stand in front of you with such a thick skin?

"I'm relieved!"

"What do you mean you have the Grasp of Immortality?"

"Are you brushing the output from behind?

"I learned it from the people in the forum. A noob like you won't understand!"

After a night of hard work, the two ranks successfully dropped from gold to bronze.

"It's the last one, I'm really tired!"

"Juji, stop torturing me, next time you will be my wet nurse, Ai Xi!"

"do not love!"

"roll!"

While playing, Lin Juji saw that Ai Xi on the screen seemed to be alive, staring at him.

Lin Juji thought he was hallucinating after playing for a long time, so he quickly rubbed his eyes.

But before he finished rubbing his eyes and opened his eyes, he felt a biting chill on his forehead, and a sharp pain came on his forehead along with a woman's shout:

"Right between the eyebrows!"

There was darkness before his eyes, and Lin Juji's consciousness slowly dissipated.

"Live!"

The warm feeling returned to his body again, but Lin Juji's consciousness could not hold on and he passed out completely.

"Biggie! Biggie!"

"You milk me! Breast me! Breast me!"

"I nm!"

"You're dancing under the tower, and disco dancing in front of my grave?"

The cold feeling made Lin Juji wake up from his coma. He looked at the bright sky and felt the weakness coming from his body. Lin Juji looked confused and stretched out his legs to stand up, but found that he could not stand up no matter what. stand up.

The breeze blew by, bringing with it a fishy smell. Along with the sound of the waves, there was a shaking. Lin Juji stretched out his hands, but was immediately stunned.

"what's the situation!"

"Am I dreaming?"

A pair of hands about the size of a baby appeared in front of him, and the touch from them told Lin Juji that these were his hands.

"boom!"

"Ok?"

"Why is there a basket?"

"Wow! It's a child!"

"Boss! Boss!"

"There's a child here!"

The basket shook for a while, as if it was being dragged up by something. Several ugly faces appeared in Lin Juji's field of vision. When he saw Lin Juji, he immediately shouted,

Not long after, a tall, muscular man with tattoos on his arms walked up to Lin Juji and took Lin Juji out of the basket.

Seeing the muscular man with a scar on his face and a fierce look in front of him, Lin Juji felt the urge to urinate, and his urine flowed out uncontrollably.

"Tsk! Pee on my hand!"

"Still a girl!"

"Yes, it just so happens that I want to adopt a child! From now on, this girl will be my daughter!"

"Hahaha, not bad! Not bad!"

"I'll give you a name! From now on, you'll be called Soraka!"

"I'm stuck with you, uncle!"

"Let me go! You bastard!"

"I want to see it with my own eyes!"

Feeling something wrong about peeing, and hearing the strong man's words, Lin Juji immediately struggled and cursed at the big man, but he could only make a "wow" sound.

"Haha, not bad, he is very strong! He looks like my kind!"

Lin Juji wants to cry but has no tears:

"what's the situation?"

"Is this time-travel?"

"Time travel, can you also travel normally?"

"A basket game in the ocean? And turned into a baby?"

"The key is that you can't change your gender!"

"Where's my chicken? Where's my chicken as big as me?