Grave Robber: System, you want me to learn magic?

"Flower~"

"Flower~"

It is not the mop responsible for crowing that wakes everyone up in the morning, nor is it an old man surnamed Wu who urinates frequently and urgently.

This sound was faint and hoarse, which made Qi Yan, who had been watching the night in a daze for the last time, tremble, and almost lost his last dignity again.

"It's strange, with the blessing of the spell, how can something come over?"

Although this world is full of the brilliance of science, you must know that in the place where innocents exist, the progress bar of science will be pulled to the end in an instant, and then evolve into theology.

No matter how strange things are, there is a 99.9999% probability of existence.

Qi Yan took out his "baby" wand and scratched his back, walked along the voice that was still calling Fafa, and the next second——

"My baby grandson!!!"

Qi Yan rushed out of the range of the protective spell with a tiger pounce, and stretched out his claws at a creature that was calling for a lover, "Petrificus Totalus (Total petrification)!"

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus I will definitely find you a better home!"

Qi Yan grasped the neck of the pheasant that had thrown himself into the net, and compared the things in his hands to Xiao Hua who came out of the tent when he heard the sound, and the blind man.

The smile on the blind man's face suddenly disappeared.

not good!

The big thing is bad!

This damn pheasant's head, bah, neck, it would be nice if he didn't come out all night, he insisted on looking for bad luck in the morning, adding bricks and tiles to Qian Qian's weird potion for no reason, damn it.

These thoughts flashed like lightning, like a conditioned reflex, the blind man's knife came into his hand with a "squeak", and the innocent little snake was about to die tragically on the spot.

"Clang~!"

A stick of unknown material appeared on the path of the dogleg knife and successfully saved an innocent little life.

The blind man exerted force on his hands, gnashed his teeth and said, "Master Hua'er, what are you doing?"

Xiao Hua increased her strength and smiled, "It's just taking medicine, you're not a child anymore. Besides, Qi Yan is doing it for your own good, no matter how outrageous the medicine is, it won't poison you to death, will it?"

The blind man resented secretly, "It's easy for you to say it, but you won't be the one who takes the medicine then!"

From the corner of her eyes, Xiaohua saw the snake being held up high by Qi Yan, she suddenly put away the stick, and raised her chin in Qi Yan's direction, "Don't believe me when I say it's for your own good. Believe it or not, if you just chopped up the snake , After that, you might really be dragged to the snake den by these snakes. Here’s a suggestion for you, don’t wait for the final payment after this trip, and run away quickly, maybe he will forget about giving you the medicine after a while.”

The blind man withdrew the knife with a dark face, "Although what you say is very reasonable, it's hard not to believe that you want to pay the balance for the third master."

Seeing the two of them approaching, Qi Yan had a bright smile on his face. He raised the snake in his hand and shook it, "You want money, look, your potion ingredients are delivered to your door by yourself. But there is just one thing. Weird."

Xiao Hua avoids the neck of the pheasant being thrown into a windmill, "What's so strange?"

Qi Yan: "This snake is a little bit different."

Xiaohua: "?"

Qi Yan stuffed the snake into a glass bottle and put it into the interspatial bag, "Obviously, I saved the blind with my body, but I kept calling your name. I'm a bit fiddly. I have to adjust/teach you when I go back."

Xiao Hua: If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have stopped the blind man.

"Where are you three fighting landlords early in the morning? Hurry up and tidy up, eat, and leave in half an hour!"

Seeing the third master holding the porcelain jar, turning around like an old man not knowing what he was going to do, Qi Yan hurriedly called to him, and threw over two coin purses with the exact same shovel pattern.

"Third Uncle, this is my filial piety for Wu Xie. The pocket money and those IOUs under your bed, Wu Xie didn't do it on purpose. After you see him, be gentle!"

The third uncle was holding two identical coin purses and was still praising this kid in his heart for being so rare and sensible, but when he heard the first half of the sentence, he felt that he had said that this kid had a crow's mouth was a bit too much. When he heard the end, his blood pressure soared instantly.

Qi Yan watched helplessly as the third uncle walked towards the distance with a blushing face. His footsteps were trampled, and he could hear how much effort he had made from the shouts of the trampled mop accidentally passing by.

"Hiss~" Qi Yan gasped, "Wu Xie, I did my best."

Xiaohua suddenly raised her hand and patted the blind man's shoulder, "You...forget it, don't struggle, just accept it."

The blind man originally wanted to say that this kid Wuxie had been unlucky to meet this kid Qi Yan for eight lifetimes, but Xiaohua brought him back to reality with one sentence, "...I think I can still save it. What do you think? I will also use Wuxie to block the gun next time, is there a high success rate?"

Xiaohua was thoughtful, "It's not that you can try it."

After a sumptuous breakfast, everyone's post-dinner exercise is about to begin.

"Whoa~ Whoa~"

There was a sound of water falling, Xiao Hua waited for the third master to come down safely, looked around, and when she confirmed that there was no danger nearby, a burst of noise appeared from far and near.

"Qianqian, did your wings do it on purpose? You have to cover my sunglasses!"

"Hurry up if you want money! You have long legs, so why are you just like Xin'an, hurry up!"

"Isn't it faster for you to fly down by yourself?!"

"...What you said makes sense. I'm going to abandon you and find a new love. Goodbye."

Talking about a ball of things falling quickly, it successfully landed on Xiaohua's shoulders, sitting upright.jpg

Xiao Hua turned her head, "Why did the blind man mess with you again? Speaking of which, why did you become like this again?"

Qi Yan moved his short legs, "I don't want to touch the water."

Xiao Hua wondered, "Don't you have magic to help? Just the one you used when it rained last time."

Qi·Amnesia·Yan: "...we're still good brothers if we don't say it."