Grave Robber: System, you want me to learn magic?
Chapter 48 Stealing Pen Tenor
When Qi Yan and the others were resting, the little brother hadn't spoken for a long time.
Doubts and puzzles flashed in his eyes from time to time, and from time to time it was the same plain as before, and there were many complicated emotions, and finally all turned into a story of "Wu Sansheng fights to get the treasure under the sea and solves the chain".
In fact, Qi Yan has always felt that the little brother is not simply talking less, but that there is no need to talk. When needed, he can also talk at length like a normal person. At the same time, because of his own supernatural ability, he is much more convincing than others , even if he is talking nonsense with his eyes open, it is difficult to tell.
For example, Wu Xie, who was originally comforted, became furious after hearing this story.
Although Wu Xie still lacks confidence, but based on his understanding of the third uncle during the time spent with him, he still doesn't believe that the third uncle would do such an outrageous thing for a funeral object.
Rarely, Wu Xie became a little tougher when she spoke to the younger brother.
"Brother, according to what you said, the third uncle even killed his friends for the treasure, so how could he let you witnesses go?!"
The little brother shook his head, "The story just now is just my guess based on what happened in fact. Your question is also my doubt. But my loss of memory must have something to do with him. I need to remember something, so I Came here."
Wu Xie was a little sad, "We didn't find Third Uncle, could it be that Third Uncle really..."
Qi Yan patted him on the back of the head with a "slap", and seeing Wu Xie grinning, he felt much more pleasing to the eye, "Please, don't curse your third uncle, my half-witted crow mouth dare not speak." , you evil door, please close the door this time, and let your third uncle go."
"You have a crow's mouth, what do you have to do with me?" Wu Xie curled her lips, "Do you think what the little brother said is true or false?"
Qi Yan shrugged, "You don't care if he's true or not, anyway, after finding the third uncle, he'll be tied up and tortured to serve him, so he'll know everything, so why bother here. You have this free time, why don't you take a notebook and think about it right?" Everything the third uncle does is recorded on it so as not to be forgotten, so as not to attract attention, it is called "Innocence's Private Diary", what do you think? As long as this name is a decent person, it will not be flipped casually."
Once again, I felt the innocence that my consciousness had been sublimated, indicating that I had learned it.
"When you are discussing how to solve the third uncle who doesn't know where he is, can you first look at me, the fat man in front of you?"
When they turned their heads, they saw the fat man scratching his back non-stop.
Wu Xie looked at this familiar movement, "Fatty, you haven't bathed for a few days? Could it be that you have lice all over your body? Huh~"
As he spoke, he moved back in disgust.
Qi Yan followed the output, "There is also a possibility that the builder of this tomb, Wang Zanghai, is actually a big thin man. His dream was to gain weight, but he never achieved it in his life, so he put a fat man in this tomb to die of poison. Thin people can live, but fat people must die.”
The fat man didn't have the heart to fight with them at all. He felt his back was getting more and more itchy. He didn't care about anything. He tore off his clothes and continued to scratch at the delicate skin and tender flesh on his back.
Qi Yan looked at the fat man who already had many red marks on his back, and pressed his hand, "Don't move, fat man. If it breaks, you have to take my medicine again, both internally and externally. You can weigh it yourself."
Thinking of the smell of rotten food mixed with stinky ditch water and stinky socks, the fat man suddenly felt that he was not that itchy.
The little brother picked up the flashlight and looked, "It's the lotus arrow, it's poisonous."
"The old man Wang who designed the agency is definitely a senior old man." The fat man scolded angrily, "I thought that people would not kill, but then turned around and put poison on the arrow. I will remember this trick!"
As he spoke, he suddenly became puzzled, "No, when Wu Xie was held up by Aning as a shield, he was obviously hit too. I pulled out the arrow from his buttocks, so why is he all right? Wu Xie you Did the kid learn how to secretly carry Fat Master behind Qianqian’s back? I worked hard, and if I agreed not to work hard, let’s hug my thighs together?!”
Wu Xie slapped the fat man on the back, "Shut up, I got itchy when I was alone in the tomb, it's not a big deal, just put some cool oil on it."
"Hey, you're pretty smart, come on, come on, let me wipe the fat man too. I finally understand what was said on TV. It turns out that this person can really itch to death besides laughing. Hurry up, hurry up .”
"Don't move, I'll fix it for you." Wu Xie said and gave the younger brother and Qi Yan a look, and quietly took out the knife that can only be used for manicures from her pocket, and was about to strike at her fingertips when Yu Seeing Fatty's huge back, he silently shifted the position of the knife to the palm of his hand.
Seeing Wu Xie whose face was distorted in pain, Qi Yan grabbed his hand and pressed a bloody handprint on the fat man's back, took out half a bottle of potion and poured it into his palm, then poured it on the fat man's back. Upside down.
The bloodstains on the innocent palm quickly disappeared.
Everyone is wearing a sea mud mask, Qi Yan used innocent blood mixed with a potion to give the fat man a potion mask on his back.
Fatty felt the itch on his back that quickly stopped, and he felt relieved, "Your essential oil is very effective. When I go out, I have to stock up a few boxes of it for later use."
Wuxie: How many boxes to stock up?I don't even have enough blood for a box of you.In other words, the knife is too painful to scratch, or the next time you simply go to draw blood, make a few hundred milliliters of aqueous solution and spray it.
"Okay, just put on your clothes when you're fine, don't let the bugs get in through the seams, I'll give you a bite below, and give you a painless operation on the spot. Let's go, this hole is so small, in case something messes up We estimate that it will become a spare ration before running two steps."
Qi Yan cleaned his hands and prepared to continue to leave. Since the third uncle is not here, everyone should go out early.
"Let's go—uh, huh?"
Qi Yan, whose mouth was covered, never thought that he would be silenced by Wu Xie one day.
He turned his head slightly, and saw Wu Xie's terrified face, and then changed the direction, the little brother's knife was already in his hand.
Understood, Wu Xie's evil skill has been activated, and I have obtained a hole-robbing monster.
Following their eyes, Qi Yan fell silent.
The hair covered the cave behind him, and a pale, faceless face loomed in the hair. When the fat man bowed his head and muttered to put on his clothes, a pair of slender and inhuman hands snaked out of the hair, from the nails. In terms of length, the manicures of Faceless Monster should be much more expensive than that of the female corpse lady in the corpse cave.
Thinking of this, Qi Yan's eyes lit up.
The little brother moved forward silently, getting closer and closer to the fat man, and just as he was about to reach out to cover his mouth, the fat man suddenly raised his head as if in a TV drama.
Wuxie: "Hiss~"
Qi Yan: "Hiss~"
Little Brother: Silence and stop.jpg
The next second—
"Ah~~~~~~~~~~!"
Fatty is the tenor of the Stealing Pen Orchestra, so he can't hide it.
Doubts and puzzles flashed in his eyes from time to time, and from time to time it was the same plain as before, and there were many complicated emotions, and finally all turned into a story of "Wu Sansheng fights to get the treasure under the sea and solves the chain".
In fact, Qi Yan has always felt that the little brother is not simply talking less, but that there is no need to talk. When needed, he can also talk at length like a normal person. At the same time, because of his own supernatural ability, he is much more convincing than others , even if he is talking nonsense with his eyes open, it is difficult to tell.
For example, Wu Xie, who was originally comforted, became furious after hearing this story.
Although Wu Xie still lacks confidence, but based on his understanding of the third uncle during the time spent with him, he still doesn't believe that the third uncle would do such an outrageous thing for a funeral object.
Rarely, Wu Xie became a little tougher when she spoke to the younger brother.
"Brother, according to what you said, the third uncle even killed his friends for the treasure, so how could he let you witnesses go?!"
The little brother shook his head, "The story just now is just my guess based on what happened in fact. Your question is also my doubt. But my loss of memory must have something to do with him. I need to remember something, so I Came here."
Wu Xie was a little sad, "We didn't find Third Uncle, could it be that Third Uncle really..."
Qi Yan patted him on the back of the head with a "slap", and seeing Wu Xie grinning, he felt much more pleasing to the eye, "Please, don't curse your third uncle, my half-witted crow mouth dare not speak." , you evil door, please close the door this time, and let your third uncle go."
"You have a crow's mouth, what do you have to do with me?" Wu Xie curled her lips, "Do you think what the little brother said is true or false?"
Qi Yan shrugged, "You don't care if he's true or not, anyway, after finding the third uncle, he'll be tied up and tortured to serve him, so he'll know everything, so why bother here. You have this free time, why don't you take a notebook and think about it right?" Everything the third uncle does is recorded on it so as not to be forgotten, so as not to attract attention, it is called "Innocence's Private Diary", what do you think? As long as this name is a decent person, it will not be flipped casually."
Once again, I felt the innocence that my consciousness had been sublimated, indicating that I had learned it.
"When you are discussing how to solve the third uncle who doesn't know where he is, can you first look at me, the fat man in front of you?"
When they turned their heads, they saw the fat man scratching his back non-stop.
Wu Xie looked at this familiar movement, "Fatty, you haven't bathed for a few days? Could it be that you have lice all over your body? Huh~"
As he spoke, he moved back in disgust.
Qi Yan followed the output, "There is also a possibility that the builder of this tomb, Wang Zanghai, is actually a big thin man. His dream was to gain weight, but he never achieved it in his life, so he put a fat man in this tomb to die of poison. Thin people can live, but fat people must die.”
The fat man didn't have the heart to fight with them at all. He felt his back was getting more and more itchy. He didn't care about anything. He tore off his clothes and continued to scratch at the delicate skin and tender flesh on his back.
Qi Yan looked at the fat man who already had many red marks on his back, and pressed his hand, "Don't move, fat man. If it breaks, you have to take my medicine again, both internally and externally. You can weigh it yourself."
Thinking of the smell of rotten food mixed with stinky ditch water and stinky socks, the fat man suddenly felt that he was not that itchy.
The little brother picked up the flashlight and looked, "It's the lotus arrow, it's poisonous."
"The old man Wang who designed the agency is definitely a senior old man." The fat man scolded angrily, "I thought that people would not kill, but then turned around and put poison on the arrow. I will remember this trick!"
As he spoke, he suddenly became puzzled, "No, when Wu Xie was held up by Aning as a shield, he was obviously hit too. I pulled out the arrow from his buttocks, so why is he all right? Wu Xie you Did the kid learn how to secretly carry Fat Master behind Qianqian’s back? I worked hard, and if I agreed not to work hard, let’s hug my thighs together?!”
Wu Xie slapped the fat man on the back, "Shut up, I got itchy when I was alone in the tomb, it's not a big deal, just put some cool oil on it."
"Hey, you're pretty smart, come on, come on, let me wipe the fat man too. I finally understand what was said on TV. It turns out that this person can really itch to death besides laughing. Hurry up, hurry up .”
"Don't move, I'll fix it for you." Wu Xie said and gave the younger brother and Qi Yan a look, and quietly took out the knife that can only be used for manicures from her pocket, and was about to strike at her fingertips when Yu Seeing Fatty's huge back, he silently shifted the position of the knife to the palm of his hand.
Seeing Wu Xie whose face was distorted in pain, Qi Yan grabbed his hand and pressed a bloody handprint on the fat man's back, took out half a bottle of potion and poured it into his palm, then poured it on the fat man's back. Upside down.
The bloodstains on the innocent palm quickly disappeared.
Everyone is wearing a sea mud mask, Qi Yan used innocent blood mixed with a potion to give the fat man a potion mask on his back.
Fatty felt the itch on his back that quickly stopped, and he felt relieved, "Your essential oil is very effective. When I go out, I have to stock up a few boxes of it for later use."
Wuxie: How many boxes to stock up?I don't even have enough blood for a box of you.In other words, the knife is too painful to scratch, or the next time you simply go to draw blood, make a few hundred milliliters of aqueous solution and spray it.
"Okay, just put on your clothes when you're fine, don't let the bugs get in through the seams, I'll give you a bite below, and give you a painless operation on the spot. Let's go, this hole is so small, in case something messes up We estimate that it will become a spare ration before running two steps."
Qi Yan cleaned his hands and prepared to continue to leave. Since the third uncle is not here, everyone should go out early.
"Let's go—uh, huh?"
Qi Yan, whose mouth was covered, never thought that he would be silenced by Wu Xie one day.
He turned his head slightly, and saw Wu Xie's terrified face, and then changed the direction, the little brother's knife was already in his hand.
Understood, Wu Xie's evil skill has been activated, and I have obtained a hole-robbing monster.
Following their eyes, Qi Yan fell silent.
The hair covered the cave behind him, and a pale, faceless face loomed in the hair. When the fat man bowed his head and muttered to put on his clothes, a pair of slender and inhuman hands snaked out of the hair, from the nails. In terms of length, the manicures of Faceless Monster should be much more expensive than that of the female corpse lady in the corpse cave.
Thinking of this, Qi Yan's eyes lit up.
The little brother moved forward silently, getting closer and closer to the fat man, and just as he was about to reach out to cover his mouth, the fat man suddenly raised his head as if in a TV drama.
Wuxie: "Hiss~"
Qi Yan: "Hiss~"
Little Brother: Silence and stop.jpg
The next second—
"Ah~~~~~~~~~~!"
Fatty is the tenor of the Stealing Pen Orchestra, so he can't hide it.
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