Grave Robber: System, you want me to learn magic?

After listening to what Wu Xie said, Qi Yan inexplicably felt that the game called "Where is the third uncle going" officially started from now on.

As he said at the beginning, this is the name, and if he can find the third uncle in the tomb later, he will be considered a loser.Sure enough, the third uncle began to show his licentious/slutty/uninhibited love and freedom, for fear that others would find him and affect his pursuit of love, oh wrong, it was a journey of being chased.

Qi Yan hooked his fingers at Wu Xie and let him into the house.

Wu Xie took a step back and hugged herself tightly, with a shy face and resistance in her body, "Don't do this, I'm a decent person."

Qi Yan: "Ugh."

Naive and serious, walked into the room, as if nothing happened just now, "What do you want to say?"

Qi Yan rolled his eyes and didn't even bother to talk to him, but just pointed to the note on the ground for him to read.

"Is this the masterpiece of your five-fingered girl all afternoon?" As she said, she picked up the note from the ground in a very honest manner, ready to read the words on it.

He was shocked at the first glance, "This, isn't this the third uncle's handwriting! He left me and drove off by himself, leaving me penniless after running for so long, but the result is that I came back to pass on the note?"

Wu Xie talked for a long time, only to find that Qi Yan didn't reply a single word, how could Qi Yan, such a naughty little expert, be able to hold back!

He raised his head, and saw Qi Yan, who was still beside him, was standing at the door looking at him with a terrified expression, without speaking for a long time.

Wu Xie froze for a moment, then jumped up suddenly, and looked around, "Where, something happened again, did your turtle pet run out!"

Still no response.

Wu Xie was really scared at the moment, he pointed at himself tremblingly, "Am I, am I going to die young?"

Qi Yan held back for a long time, and finally uttered a sentence, "Wu Xie, before I tell the truth, you have to listen to me, a true warrior dares to face the bleak life, you must not lose the hope of living."

Wu Xie nodded her head in grief and indignation, "You say, I can bear it."

Qi Yan took another step back, "Then what, the piece of paper in your hand is actually—"

Finally, he closed his eyes and shouted loudly: "The paper in your hand just fell into a hole. I picked it up with magic, and it hasn't been washed yet!"

For a moment of innocence, Bengbu stopped.

His neck paused like a robot, and he finally lowered his head successfully.

Seeing some brown sticky unknown objects on the slightly yellowed paper, the innocent hand suddenly trembled like Parkinson's, and when the note fell to the ground with the wind, she wailed, "Qi Yan, I want to kill you!" It's you!" As he spoke, he ran towards Qi Yan with his hands raised.

Naturally, it was impossible for Qi Yan to let the little weak chicken catch up, relying on his physical strength advantage, a left dodge, a sliding shovel, a backflip——"Pa!"

The sound of slapping something made Qi Yan stop his showy behavior, and when he turned around, he saw Wuxie's "dirty" hand was slapping Pan Zi's face who had just come up to eat with Qi Yan superior.

Pan Zi's voice was muffled when his mouth was covered, "Little Third Master, you are still childlike, playing with mud?"

Wu Xie said that he can't be the only one who suffers. He took his hand away with a smirk and gestured, "The kind with a smell, do you have any childhood memories?"

Pan Zi's expression changed suddenly, and he was about to speak when Qi Yan stepped forward and looked at Wu Xie with disapproval on his face, "Wu Xie, how could you tease Pan Zi like this, isn't it just some mud on the paper. Look You scared Pan Zi so much that his face—"

Just as Qi Yan was about to speak plainly, out of the corner of his eye, he saw Pan Zi's bronze-colored skin silently swallowing the rest of his words.

"Mouth-"

As a result, Pan Zi's mouth was red, and it looked like he had eaten something like spicy fried meat, but Qi Yan swallowed his words back.

This time, he looked Pan Zi up and down seriously, and finally he was pleasantly surprised, "Look, you scared the zipper of Pan Zi's pants!"

Wu Xie and Pan Zi bowed their heads at the same time.

Pan Zi blushed, quickly zipped the zipper up, said "come down to eat", and ran away as if to escape.

Qi Yan shook his head on the spot, and said old-fashionedly: "At this time, as long as you are not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed. You still need to practice~"

Suddenly, there was a chill behind.

Qi Yan turned his head and saw Wu Xie who was smiling sinisterly. He immediately raised his hands up to express his surrender, "Disarm and don't kill!"

After speaking, he turned his head and ran away without a trace.

Wu Xie knew that she couldn't keep up, so she could only clench her fists behind her back, "Qi Yan, wait for me, I will run 1500 when I go back, ah no, 1000, uh, how about 800?"

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The next day, the two sat together "harmoniously" and took out their respective clues, preparing for a wave of invalid analysis.

Of course, Qi Yan who said this sentence was already as quiet as a chicken in the innocent and uninterrupted "crow's mouth".

Qi Yan put the note on the table, and said to Wu Xie, "Are you sure this is the third uncle's handwriting?"

Wu Xie looked serious and nodded seriously.

Qi Yan was equally serious, "No, you're not sure."

Wu Xie raised her head in bewilderment.

Qi Yan took out a newspaper from the spatial backpack that he was carrying all the time and put it in front of him, "Look, this is the evidence."

Naively lowered his head——"Wang in Beijing imitated Mr. Zhou's handwriting and defrauded the bank of 20 yuan and was arrested."

Looking at the news headline, Qi Yan asked again: "Are you sure?"

Wu Xie: You have already taken out this, and I'm sure it's a ghost!

Qi Yan raised his hand, indicating that it was his turn.

In order to fight back, Wu Xie puffed up her chest, and confidently took out a yellowed photo and carefully placed it on the table, "I 'borrowed' this from my third uncle, and this is where my third uncle once went to the tomb under the sea. I took a photo with the people at that time. Look, there is a person on it, doesn't it look familiar?"

In order to be more clear, Qi Yan took out another magnifying glass from his backpack and looked at each face in the photo.

"Oh, this is the third uncle when he was young, right? Tsk tsk tsk, look at the eyes, the girl near him is our future, what should it be called, teacher wife? Sister-in-law? Sister?"

Wu Xie rolled her eyes, "Did I let you read the gossip of Third Uncle?!"

"Don't worry." Qi Yan waved his hand and continued to look at the photo, "Three days after the content on the note is said, even if we don't go to him or them, they will come to us. If we die Go, when the time comes, the person who is going to set us up is in a hurry... Hey, look, who I found."

The magnifying glass stopped on a tall and thin man, "It is said that people rely on clothes, but my brother is just a clothes hanger. This Chinese tunic suit and a book are probably dragged by the little girls to prevent them from going out of the school. Put on The current hood is also handsome, from 80 up to 3 years old, a silent and reliable guy who can't be rejected, is this what you want him to have?"

Wu Xie was listening and nodding, she stopped suddenly, and grabbed the photo, "Did I let you see this? This is my little brother, little brother! Don't you wonder why my little brother still looks like this after decades?" What does it look like?!"

Qi Yan: "I'm not curious~"

Wuxie: "?"

Are you wrong, or am I wrong?

"Huh~"

Qi Yan let out a hush in disgust, with a look on his face that you have never seen the world, "What era is this? Isn't it very common for people to live hundreds of years?"

Wuxie: "??"

Qi Yan pointed to himself, "I can live to be hundreds of years old, but my brother still has golden thighs, so he can't live longer than me? You are a weak chicken, I am even worried that you will not be able to catch your breath after running 800 meters The air goes straight up to the sky."

Wu Xie: "???"

Qi Yan made the final decision, "Besides, Third Uncle accidentally slipped his tongue last time, and he was so loud. You didn't notice this, so what else can I do."

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Innocence: "(wДw)"