Pokémon: I only catch mythical beasts

"Hehehe...how can you think too much?" Xia Fan smiled awkwardly at Arceus, sweating profusely.

"Are you human?" Arceus returned to the first question.

"Yes...and no." Xia Fan hesitated again and again, choosing nonsense.

"What is yes and no?" Arceus said coldly.

"Because I have divine power, which allows me to use the power of this world just like you. If you have to tell which race I am, you can identify me as a half-human, half-god." Xia Fan said nonsense.

And in order to prove this nonsense, Xia Fan spit out hot holy fire from his mouth.

Seeing the sacred fire, Arceus, who was a little skeptical at first, believed it directly.

"Interesting." Arceus sneered, "You demigod want to subdue me."

"No, no, no, no, no, absolutely nothing." Xia Fan denied it without even thinking about it. He could admit anything else, but he couldn't admit that he was beaten to death. If he admitted this, it would be the same as hitting himself upwards with a knife resting on his neck. up.

Arceus didn't answer, but sent the elf ball that was emptied just now to Xia Fan with his mind, as if to explain.

Seeing the elf ball, Xia Fan was sweating coldly, and hurriedly used his skills and tricks to develop his brain and think of more nonsense methods.

Two seconds later, Xia Fan suddenly calmed down, and said with a straight face: "Master Arceus, this elf ball was actually thrown by me to test you."

"Test me?" Arceus felt offended, his eyes were even more bloody, and the destructive death light began to gather in his mouth, as if he wanted to spit out Xia Fan's scum with a destructive death light.

But in the next second, Xia Fan's words made it disperse the destructive death light directly.

"The test is to see if you are qualified to let me submit to you and become your subordinate. Now it seems that I am obviously qualified, because you will not be subdued by human poke balls, and you are still on this planet. And the strongest in the universe." Xia Fan said.

"Surrender to my command?" Arceus looked at Xia Fan carefully with his blood-red eyes.

Xia Fan, whose acting skills exploded, said loudly without blinking an eye: "That's right, I grew up listening to your stories when I was young, knowing that you are not only the first Pokémon in the universe, but also the leader of this world." The creator, the father of many legendary Pokémon, without you, there would be no life in this world, and there would be no birth of humans and many Pokémon. You are the world, no, this universe is the best. ..The greatest ruler, if you can, please allow me to call you Dad, Dad!!!”

Speaking of this, Xia Fan immediately showed a look of admiration for a brainless fan.

Arceus felt a little embarrassed when he said daddy, and moved his head, not wanting to meet Xia Fan's eyes.

And many mythical beasts hundreds of meters away were stunned, especially Giratina, Palkia, and Dialga who had just joined Xiafan's camp.

Eyes are going to pop out.

It's unbelievable how Xia Fan has the nerve to say such a thing, just to survive, shit, did daddy say such words as soon as he said it?

The three of them haven't shouted this word yet.

Especially Dialga, who was about to vomit blood in a fit of rage, that's why Nima cheated him and became its master. As a result, the master surrendered to Arceus in a blink of an eye.

Damn, that's where to put it.

Is this something a normal person does?

And Liekongzuo, Fengwang, Lugia, these beasts who had known Xia Fan for a long time, turned their heads aside, looking ashamed to be with him, but they didn't seem too shocked, after all, it was indeed like It's the words of Xia Fan, who talks nonsense when he sees people and talks nonsense.

His skin is so thick that it can't compare to a city wall.

"As expected of Xia Huyou, he is finally going to start talking nonsense again."

Xia Fan's third Legendary Pokémon Thunder, spoke bluntly after listening.

Even the honest Emperor Yan couldn't help repeating a line that Lei Gong used to say: "I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe someone Xia's mouth."

After following Xia Fan for so long, they can tell if Xia Fan's words are deceptive.

Such words of admiration for Arceus can be seen as nonsense as soon as one hears them.

What's more, they also know that whenever Xia Fan is fooling around, just listen to Xia Fan's words backwards, and they can know what his real thoughts are.

Xia Fan's true thoughts in his heart are definitely calling his son like this.

Thinking of this, in the shared world of Emperor Yan and Lei Gong's spirits, the next second there was a sudden sound of Xia Fan scolding the son of the creation god Arceus, the old yinbigui.

After Yandi and Lei Gong listened, they looked at each other lying on the ground, then sighed in unison, and turned their heads aside.

Accustomed to it, immune to it.

According to human words, Xia's behavior is that in reality, I am submissive, and in the spirit sharing world, I strike hard.

"Okay, shut up!"

Xia Fan called "Dad", embarrassed Arceus, and stopped angrily, but the fierce light in his eyes dissipated a little.

Seeing it, Xia Fan exhaled in his heart, it's very good, there is a high probability that he saved half of his life, after all, if he stretches out his hand and doesn't hit the smiling face, he is already a dog licking like this, if you, Arceus, still kill yourself, then you really don't know martial arts Virtue to the extreme.

As for the other half of life, it needs the boss Xiaozhi to save it.

So Xia Fan continued: "Master Arceus, the reason why I came to Midina today is because I sensed that you were about to wake up, and I came here to greet you. A damned human cheated, resulting in the loss of the five life gems fused with the source of life. If possible, can you entrust me with the task of finding the life gems? I can definitely help you find the real gems, and then Return it to its original owner and return it to your hands."

"really?"

The fierce light in Arceus' eyes faded a little, obviously moved by what he said.

The reason why it came here today is not only to avenge the human beings who deceived it back then, but another reason is to get back its own life gem to make up for the gap in strength and life.

Hearing some fluctuations in Arceus' cold tone, Xia Fan was secretly happy, and turned to look in the direction of Xiaozhi and the others.

As a result, the expressions froze instantly, because the bodies of the three of Xiaozhi, his stand-in and Hina were gradually disappearing under Dialka's gaze.

Among them, its substitute was directly dispersed under the pressure of a force.

"What are you doing!!!" Xia Fan angrily said to Di Yaluka in the spirit sharing world.

Diyaluka, who didn't know the existence of the spirit sharing world, was stunned by Xia Fan's roar, and it was only after the dream told it that it understood.

Diya Luka hurriedly said to Xia Fan: "I know what happened here back then, and I know what Master Arceus has experienced, so the only way to calm his emotions is to find the Life Jewel, but where is the real Life Jewel in this world? , no one knows, the only way is to go back to the year before the disaster happened, find the gem of life, and give the gem of life to Lord Arceus according to the normal trend, so that today's crisis will no longer exist."

After finishing speaking, Di Yaluka added a sentence to himself in his heart: "In this way, the crisis I am about to encounter today will probably no longer exist. Damn Xia Fan, if I rely on you, I will definitely not survive tomorrow, hum! If I believe you again in the future, I will be an asshole."