Hello villain, let me see your teeth
Chapter 90 Talent Academy 5 Boiled Pig Brains and Fake Notes
Beads of sweat oozed from the dean's forehead, and he clenched his fist nervously: "Student Xia, you are so humorous, of course you are not hungry, hehehe~."
Xia Zhen looked at the fidgeting dean with a smile, and after a while she withdrew her hand regretfully, and stared at him jokingly: "That's such a pity."
"Dean, I plan to leave the school later, please prepare a leave note for me."
While talking, the woman walked to the table with a soup bowl, and looked flatteringly at the frightened dean: "Dean, let's have lunch at home."
Hearing the woman's words, the dean stood up excitedly and waved his hands again and again: "No, no, no, the college stipulates that you can't eat at the students' homes, so I'm leaving."
After speaking, he ran to the door.
"Stop!" Xia Zhen put the apple in her hand heavily on the table, glanced at the dean who was frozen at the door, "Come back and sit down."
The dean, who almost escaped successfully, had no choice but to put on a bitter face, and moved to the table little by little, looked at Xia Zhen with a smile and said, "Classmate Xia, I still have things to do in the college."
"I can't even eat a meal. Are you disrespecting me?" Xia Zhen stared at him, putting away the smile on her face.
"How dare I~" The villain BOSS working group, who doesn't know that this staff member is a ruthless person, whoever disobeys will be beaten by her, and she is now wearing the same pants as the management department, who dares to provoke her?Anyway, he doesn't have the guts
She got Chunlan's ribbon in the first round of tests last night, and if she continued to "rebel", who knew if it was herself who was harmonized.
The dean forced himself to sit in the seat farthest from Xia Zhen, and even looked at the two NPCs standing in the living room complainingly, but turned a deaf ear to Xia Zhen's words of challenging the "duplicate authority".
Why, pretend to be dead at the critical moment?
After the dean took his seat, the woman put a soup pot on the table with enthusiasm on her face: "This is a good thing that I ordered a long time in advance. If you didn't come in second in the exam this time, my family wouldn't be qualified to buy this baby." , I thought that the reservation quota would never be used for the rest of my life.”
As he spoke, he lifted the lid of the pot with a proud face, and a fishy smell came over his face.
Xia Zhen frowned, looking at a pot full of boiled pig's brain, what kind of dark dish is this.
The woman happily scooped up a whole piece of pig's brain into a bowl, and put it in front of Xia Zhen: "Eat quickly, eat whatever you want, as long as you eat this pot, you will definitely be the first in the exam next time."
Xia Zhen looked at the trembling white pig's brain in the bowl, and was silent for a while, then turned her head to look at the woman with a complicated expression: "The IQ of a pig is only at the level of a child of a few years old, are you sure that if you eat this stuff, you won't get worse?" Make me more stupid?"
The woman's loving and complacent expression froze, and she looked at Xia Zhen with some uncertainty: "It should be able to make up~ I see that Sister Wang snatched ten pig brains for her son, and I only bought five."
Pushing away the bowl in front of him: "What if? A pig is four or five years old with an IQ and five pig brains. I really want to eat it. Calculated according to the average value, I'm afraid I won't be back in elementary school."
After finishing speaking, he raised his eyebrows and looked at the panic-stricken dean sitting diagonally opposite: "Dear dean, why don't you show me the experiment?"
Hearing Xia Zhen pointing at himself, the dean couldn't help but start to tremble: "Really...experiment what...what?"
"Please help me experiment. Is eating pig brains supplementing pig brains, or will it lower IQ?" Xia Zhen smiled, and moved the bowl that was pushed away to the dean in front of the dean with a "kind" face. "Try it, it is said to be a great tonic~"
At this time, Xia Zhen was smiling like a vicious queen who seduced Snow White and ate a poisoned apple.
The dean looked at the bowl in front of him, then at the malicious Xia Zhen, tremblingly picked up the spoon beside him, but couldn't finish his mouth.
Are you sure you can eat this thing?Wouldn't it really make people stupid as she said?
"Eat, why don't you eat? Did you hurt your hand? Do you want me to feed you myself?" Xia Zhen moved the bowl in front of him to the bottom of the spoon again.
"Be obedient, eat while it's hot, and set an example as a teacher."
Seeing Xia Zhen's malicious appearance, the dean was afraid that she would pry open his mouth and pour a whole pot of pig's brain soup down.
With eyes closed and heart turned sideways, he scooped up a whole piece of pig brain and swallowed it in two mouthfuls.
Seeing this, Xia Zhen smiled even more happily, and scooped out another piece of pig's brain for him: "Come here, don't be too polite, just open it up and eat, let's be full!"
After two bites, a piece of fishy smell was very pig-headed. The dean looked at the refilled porcelain bowl in front of him with a look of embarrassment, and his eyes fell on the woman who was looking eagerly at him.
You two old sixes!You are NPCs!Be with me!Come and stop me!I really don't want to eat any more! ! !
Noticing the dean's eyes, Xia Zhen turned to look at the woman next to her, with a look of joy on her face: "I didn't expect you to be so good at cooking. The dean seems to like your cooked pig's brain very much!"
Hearing this, the woman who was a bit sad immediately burst into a smile: "That's great! It's my honor that you like the soup I made. Next time I come here, I will cook black garlic and pig's brain soup for you. It is said that the last champion was the best. I like this dish, I have learned it for a long time, and now I finally have the opportunity!"
The dean's face turned pale. Why did the painting style of the NPC in his copy become strange after meeting this evil spirit?
Seeing Xia Zhen looking at him with a strange face, the dean, whose back was getting cold for a while, stopped coddling, picked up the bowl and used a spoon to pull the pig's brain into his mouth.
Just like that, after the dean finished eating the whole pot of Baishui pig's brains, the game prompt just sounded.
[Talent Academy, the second round of testing is about to begin, players please get ready——]
Xia Zhen's heart moved, and she looked at the dean with a pretty face in a good mood: "Approve me a leave note."
The dean stretched out his hand to cover his stomach, and said in a low voice, "There has never been such a rule in the game."
"Regulations are dead, people are alive, only dead people can't act flexibly, do you think you would rather be a dead person or a living person?" Xia Zhen took out a scalpel from the space button and looked at him with a half-smile.
The dean looked at the light reflected from the scalpel, shuddered, and said quickly: "I'll prescribe it for you! Prescribe it for you! Calm down and don't be impulsive."
After speaking, he took out a pen and paper from the small bag he was carrying, and then looked at Xia Zhen in a daze: "How should I write the leave note? I've never written it before."
Glancing at him with disgust, he took the pen and paper from his hand, and after writing the leave note neatly, handed it to him again.
"Hurry up, don't waste my time!"
After submissively approving the leave note, the dean disappeared in the next second.
"First in the exam, this time you must be the first in the exam. Wait a minute, it's up to you whether Mom and Dad can live in the big villa, don't let us down!"
Glancing coldly, the "parents", whose expressions became crazy, got up, picked up the slip on the table, and walked out of the gate of the villa.
Xia Zhen looked at the fidgeting dean with a smile, and after a while she withdrew her hand regretfully, and stared at him jokingly: "That's such a pity."
"Dean, I plan to leave the school later, please prepare a leave note for me."
While talking, the woman walked to the table with a soup bowl, and looked flatteringly at the frightened dean: "Dean, let's have lunch at home."
Hearing the woman's words, the dean stood up excitedly and waved his hands again and again: "No, no, no, the college stipulates that you can't eat at the students' homes, so I'm leaving."
After speaking, he ran to the door.
"Stop!" Xia Zhen put the apple in her hand heavily on the table, glanced at the dean who was frozen at the door, "Come back and sit down."
The dean, who almost escaped successfully, had no choice but to put on a bitter face, and moved to the table little by little, looked at Xia Zhen with a smile and said, "Classmate Xia, I still have things to do in the college."
"I can't even eat a meal. Are you disrespecting me?" Xia Zhen stared at him, putting away the smile on her face.
"How dare I~" The villain BOSS working group, who doesn't know that this staff member is a ruthless person, whoever disobeys will be beaten by her, and she is now wearing the same pants as the management department, who dares to provoke her?Anyway, he doesn't have the guts
She got Chunlan's ribbon in the first round of tests last night, and if she continued to "rebel", who knew if it was herself who was harmonized.
The dean forced himself to sit in the seat farthest from Xia Zhen, and even looked at the two NPCs standing in the living room complainingly, but turned a deaf ear to Xia Zhen's words of challenging the "duplicate authority".
Why, pretend to be dead at the critical moment?
After the dean took his seat, the woman put a soup pot on the table with enthusiasm on her face: "This is a good thing that I ordered a long time in advance. If you didn't come in second in the exam this time, my family wouldn't be qualified to buy this baby." , I thought that the reservation quota would never be used for the rest of my life.”
As he spoke, he lifted the lid of the pot with a proud face, and a fishy smell came over his face.
Xia Zhen frowned, looking at a pot full of boiled pig's brain, what kind of dark dish is this.
The woman happily scooped up a whole piece of pig's brain into a bowl, and put it in front of Xia Zhen: "Eat quickly, eat whatever you want, as long as you eat this pot, you will definitely be the first in the exam next time."
Xia Zhen looked at the trembling white pig's brain in the bowl, and was silent for a while, then turned her head to look at the woman with a complicated expression: "The IQ of a pig is only at the level of a child of a few years old, are you sure that if you eat this stuff, you won't get worse?" Make me more stupid?"
The woman's loving and complacent expression froze, and she looked at Xia Zhen with some uncertainty: "It should be able to make up~ I see that Sister Wang snatched ten pig brains for her son, and I only bought five."
Pushing away the bowl in front of him: "What if? A pig is four or five years old with an IQ and five pig brains. I really want to eat it. Calculated according to the average value, I'm afraid I won't be back in elementary school."
After finishing speaking, he raised his eyebrows and looked at the panic-stricken dean sitting diagonally opposite: "Dear dean, why don't you show me the experiment?"
Hearing Xia Zhen pointing at himself, the dean couldn't help but start to tremble: "Really...experiment what...what?"
"Please help me experiment. Is eating pig brains supplementing pig brains, or will it lower IQ?" Xia Zhen smiled, and moved the bowl that was pushed away to the dean in front of the dean with a "kind" face. "Try it, it is said to be a great tonic~"
At this time, Xia Zhen was smiling like a vicious queen who seduced Snow White and ate a poisoned apple.
The dean looked at the bowl in front of him, then at the malicious Xia Zhen, tremblingly picked up the spoon beside him, but couldn't finish his mouth.
Are you sure you can eat this thing?Wouldn't it really make people stupid as she said?
"Eat, why don't you eat? Did you hurt your hand? Do you want me to feed you myself?" Xia Zhen moved the bowl in front of him to the bottom of the spoon again.
"Be obedient, eat while it's hot, and set an example as a teacher."
Seeing Xia Zhen's malicious appearance, the dean was afraid that she would pry open his mouth and pour a whole pot of pig's brain soup down.
With eyes closed and heart turned sideways, he scooped up a whole piece of pig brain and swallowed it in two mouthfuls.
Seeing this, Xia Zhen smiled even more happily, and scooped out another piece of pig's brain for him: "Come here, don't be too polite, just open it up and eat, let's be full!"
After two bites, a piece of fishy smell was very pig-headed. The dean looked at the refilled porcelain bowl in front of him with a look of embarrassment, and his eyes fell on the woman who was looking eagerly at him.
You two old sixes!You are NPCs!Be with me!Come and stop me!I really don't want to eat any more! ! !
Noticing the dean's eyes, Xia Zhen turned to look at the woman next to her, with a look of joy on her face: "I didn't expect you to be so good at cooking. The dean seems to like your cooked pig's brain very much!"
Hearing this, the woman who was a bit sad immediately burst into a smile: "That's great! It's my honor that you like the soup I made. Next time I come here, I will cook black garlic and pig's brain soup for you. It is said that the last champion was the best. I like this dish, I have learned it for a long time, and now I finally have the opportunity!"
The dean's face turned pale. Why did the painting style of the NPC in his copy become strange after meeting this evil spirit?
Seeing Xia Zhen looking at him with a strange face, the dean, whose back was getting cold for a while, stopped coddling, picked up the bowl and used a spoon to pull the pig's brain into his mouth.
Just like that, after the dean finished eating the whole pot of Baishui pig's brains, the game prompt just sounded.
[Talent Academy, the second round of testing is about to begin, players please get ready——]
Xia Zhen's heart moved, and she looked at the dean with a pretty face in a good mood: "Approve me a leave note."
The dean stretched out his hand to cover his stomach, and said in a low voice, "There has never been such a rule in the game."
"Regulations are dead, people are alive, only dead people can't act flexibly, do you think you would rather be a dead person or a living person?" Xia Zhen took out a scalpel from the space button and looked at him with a half-smile.
The dean looked at the light reflected from the scalpel, shuddered, and said quickly: "I'll prescribe it for you! Prescribe it for you! Calm down and don't be impulsive."
After speaking, he took out a pen and paper from the small bag he was carrying, and then looked at Xia Zhen in a daze: "How should I write the leave note? I've never written it before."
Glancing at him with disgust, he took the pen and paper from his hand, and after writing the leave note neatly, handed it to him again.
"Hurry up, don't waste my time!"
After submissively approving the leave note, the dean disappeared in the next second.
"First in the exam, this time you must be the first in the exam. Wait a minute, it's up to you whether Mom and Dad can live in the big villa, don't let us down!"
Glancing coldly, the "parents", whose expressions became crazy, got up, picked up the slip on the table, and walked out of the gate of the villa.
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