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There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

The effect is even better than in the theatre.

Shao Yang pretended to be stupid and said, "Then what should I say?"

Yu Qian sighed, "Yu Qian."

Shao Yang hurriedly changed his words: "The famous master donkey...Mr. Yu Qian."

Yu Qian: "Hey."

Shao Yang continued: "It's the first time I'm on stage to talk about cross talk, I'm more excited and nervous."

Yu Qian nodded: "It's like this the first time."

Shao Yang said with a smile: "Knowing that today I'm going to talk about cross talk with Mr. Yu Qian, I specially called a friend to ask for advice."

"Really? Do you still have friends in the cross talk world?"

"Cross talk originated from life and is higher than life. It is the same to ask anyone."

"That's true."

"My friend suggested that I write something new, saying that the current cross talk is too traditional and can't keep up with the times."

"Really?"

Yu Qian didn't know which sentence of Shaoyang was a burden and which sentence was a foreshadowing, so she could only follow the words.

Shaoyang: "Yes, why don't young people like to listen to cross talk and watch TV dramas?"

Yu Qian: "Why?"

Shao Yang: "Because there are so many types of TV dramas."

Yu Qian: "What types are there?"

With a high-pitched voice, Shao Yang clapped his hands suddenly: "A large-scale ancient costume fantasy fairy tale drama!"

"Hey, scare me."

Yu Qian pretended to be terrified, making the audience under the stage laugh out loud.

Shao Yang continued in a very exaggerated way: "Large-scale urban romantic drama, large-scale sci-fi suspense ethics drama, large-scale..."

Yu Qian hurriedly grabbed Shao Yang who was in a coma: "Okay, okay, don't talk about it, you are too scary."

"There are so many types."

"The variety of genres has nothing to do with our cross talk."

Shao Yang snorted, shook his head and said, "If you talk about cross talk on TV, you have to learn from TV dramas."

"There is another saying."

"Of course there is."

"Then how to learn from it?" Yu Qian asked humbly.

Shao Yang said: "Recently, the most popular large-scale fantasy fairy tale drama in ancient costumes, you can learn from it."

"Ah."

"The first large-scale cross talk in ancient costume fantasy fairy tales in China. Just imagine, the two of us stand under ten miles of peach blossoms and say that he is a cross talk of three lives and three generations. Is it dazzling?"

In the Xianxia dramas in the past few years, except for Xianjian 1, this word has been popularly used.

So as soon as Shaoyang said it, there was a lot of laughter in the audience, and the group of little girls like Bailing and Baizhi laughed even more.

"Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms, Three Lives Three Worlds, what is it all about, this cross talk can't be said, I can't say it."

"You try."

"Try and I won't tell."

"Then what do you usually say, tell me."

Yu Qianle laughed and said, "We usually go to this stop, thank you for your warm applause..."

Just as Yu Qian was about to continue, Shao Yang interrupted, "Why are you so shameless?"

"what happened?"

"Come up and applause?"

"That's all."

"You are not an ordinary crosstalk actor. What you are talking about is a large-scale fantasy fairy tale crosstalk in ancient costumes. You have to pay attention to your wording."

"How do I pay attention to my wording?"

"Applause cannot be called applause."

"The applause must be called?"

Shao Yang raised a branch and said in a low voice, "Tianlei!"

"what is it call?"

"Tianlei!"

"Hey, this crosstalk that was struck by lightning."

"Hahahaha." There was a burst of laughter, even the camera teacher couldn't help it.

"A friend of the audience cannot be called a friend of the audience."

"The audience friends have to call?"

"The immortals."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Yu Qian looked confused: "Then is there a dog fairy?"

"There are chicken immortals, snake immortals, and eight immortals..."

"What a mess, what is a pig fairy?"

Shaoyang explained: "The great immortals are called Zhuxian for short."

"Oh, that's what it means."

"So you have to say this sentence."

Yu Qian also said curiously, "How should I say it?"

Shao Yang picked up his voice and said sharply: "Thank you all the immortals, the thunder is rolling!!!"

in the audience.

"Hahahahahaha."

"Haha Brother Yang is too funny."

"How can he know everything."

"Sister Jiajia, Brother Yang, has he ever learned cross talk?"

"No, he didn't tell me that he had learned cross talk."

"Then why is it so funny?"

"..."

Shao Yang pointed to the laughing auditorium and said, "Look, look...you continue."

Yu Qian continued: "It's a great honor to stand on this stage and perform with all the star teachers present."

"Brother Qian, I really didn't say that, your word is too watery."

Yu Qian was interrupted again, and said unwillingly: "Then you come, you come."

"I told you to pay attention to your wording, why didn't you listen?"

"Why pay attention?"

Shaoyang said with a straight voice: "The stage cannot be called a stage."

"That's called?"

"Zhuxian Terrace."

There was another burst of laughter underneath, and the laughter was very dense.

"The scene cannot be called the scene."

"That's called?"

"All over the world."

"oops."

"A star cannot be called a star."

"That's called?"

"Shangxian!"

"A performance can't be called a performance."

"That has to be called?"

"Crossing Tribulation."

A series of burdens were thrown out at once, and the people below laughed so hard that they couldn't close their mouths from ear to ear.

Yu Qian looked sideways at Shaoyang and said, "Then what should I say?"

"You have to say that." Shaoyang smiled, and said in a funny voice: "I am very happy to be able to overcome the tribulation together with the immortals from all over the world!!!"

"Hahahahaha."

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Haha."

"I burst into tears laughing."

……

Shao Yang originally thought that he couldn't speak well, but he didn't expect the atmosphere at the scene to be so good.

He is getting better and better.

Keep adding new ones.

The audience was as excited as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.

Shaoyang has been satirizing the current entertainment industry phenomenon in a way of blending memes. At this time, cross talk is the most basic means of criticizing current malpractices, but Shaoyang has used a very advanced method to express it.

Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue broke out in cold sweat from start to finish.

It's so bullshit.

If this is really Shaoyang's first cross talk talk.

Then he is definitely a genius.

Yue Yunpeng remembers very clearly that the first time he came on stage to talk about cross talk, he was coaxed off the stage.

The same is the first time.

Compared with the current Shaoyang, I was nothing like shit.

Yue Yunpeng's eyes were full of envy.

When Yu Qian finally said that sentence: "Fuck you."

This is the end of the whole cross talk show.

This show is a miracle.

If Wu Dan hadn't watched from the beginning to the end in front of the monitor, Wu Dan really couldn't believe that Shao Yang and Yu Qian could have performed such a wonderful show without making preparations in advance, and without even checking the words.

When Shao Yang and Yu Qian bowed and left the stage, there was a round of warm applause from the audience.

"Brother Yang, you are really amazing."

"It's so funny."

"Too good."

"Brother Yang, have you ever learned to speak cross talk?"

"No ah."

"too strong."

Yu Qian also praised: "If it is really the first time, your performance just now is better than more than 90% of cross talk actors in the industry."

"Brother Qian, don't praise me like that."

"I'm telling the truth."

Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue also agreed.

After everyone praised him, Wu Dan also asked the staff to serve the ninth big dish.

Still short of the last show.

Those who should go up went up, and those who didn't go up were people who didn't have a show. When Xue Jiajia noticed that many people were looking at her, she tugged Shaoyang with her hands.

Shao Yang got up quickly and said, "Then I will sing a song at the end."

"Okay."

"Brother Yang, Brother Yang, Brother Yang."

There was another booing.

Shao Yang took the microphone and stood on the stage again.

The last show.

last song.

This song will also be the closing song of this show.

In fact, Shaoyang didn't prepare in advance, nor did he have an accompaniment. He thought for a while, and after glancing at Yue Yunpeng, a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Let me sing a folk song adapted by myself. This song can be sung without accompaniment."

"It's a new song again."

"Really been waiting."

"There will definitely be surprises."

"Brother Yang, come on!"

……