Let you be a conscript, but you build the Matrix

What the hell, he was almost bombed into a eunuch!

Wang Yanbing's eyes twitched, and he instinctively pinched the sides of his thighs.

If the instructor hadn't stopped him in time, he would have touched the thin wire, detonated the booby trap, and then...

When Wang Yanbing thought of this, he didn't dare to imagine it anymore, and his heart was already chilled for a while.

"It's so careless!"

"It's close, it's really close, I will lose my happiness for the rest of my life."

"What the hell, those scumbags are too dark, don't let me catch them, or I will beat them into eunuchs."

Shi Dafan looked at Wang Yanbing, who was cursing, and said with a smile: "Be careful when sailing for ten thousand years, and be careful in everything. Those guys can set up such a booby trap with very high means, so they must not be careless."

He Chenguang nodded, "That's right, they are militants who kill without batting an eyelid. They can't do anything, so they must not be careless. This is the battlefield!"

"That's right, get your spirits up." Chen Jun said emphatically, and then he gently picked out the lead wire, making Boo Lei misfire.

Chen Jun said again: "You must be more careful, unless you want to become eunuchs."

"Yes."

Wang Yanbing turned serious and responded in unison with everyone.

With the lessons learned from the past, he naturally did not dare to be careless.

The battlefield itself is a meat grinder, if you are not careful, you will be doomed!

Wang Yanbing really believed this sentence.

Chen Jun said again: "Come on, let me teach you a word, remember to shout."

"Old Mao, I am on the same path as your father, and I am close friends with your mother."

"Fuck, what does this mean?"

Hearing this, everyone hesitated to speak, and for a second, they all wanted to shout, but they couldn't speak at all, and their expressions immediately became extremely strange.

Wang Yanbing frowned slightly, "What do you mean? Why are those words so profound?"

He Chenguang suddenly smiled strangely at Wang Yanbing, "Taste carefully."

"What the hell?" Wang Yanbing, who was uneducated, had a look of helplessness in his eyes.

Of course, he also knew that this was a curse, but he didn't expect that the instructor's curse would be so lofty.

Do you read classical Chinese?

Wang Yanbing was helpless and shocked...

But at this moment, in the jungle, the old cat is leading his men in an ambush.

The old cat who hid, kept looking at his watch, counting the time.

That weird series of mines was specially arranged by them. Now, they are already counting down and calculating the explosion time.

tick tock...

A little bit of time passed, but there was a dead silence in the old cat's ears, and there was absolutely no explosion sound he was expecting to hear.

He buried a surprise for those guys, why is there no movement?

The longer the old cat waited, the more he felt that something was wrong, and his expression became more and more solemn. It stands to reason that at this time, those booby traps should have exploded, but he just couldn't hear any movement.

"Could it be dumb thunder?"

"Or, those guys didn't come here at all?"

The old cat frowned tightly, a little puzzled.

On the side, a militant also noticed the same thing, and asked suspiciously: "Boss, is there no one following?"

The old cat shook his head, "Impossible, with the character of Yan Guo soldiers, if you see that slogan, you must follow."

"However, I have a bad premonition, everyone better be vigilant."

Hearing this, other people showed ironic smiles on their faces, but they were not much vigilant.

After all, they were too confident in that Lian Lian Lei, they really didn't take the people of Yan Kingdom seriously.

Yan Kingdom Boy Scouts.

In their eyes, the soldiers of Yan Kingdom are boy scouts.

It is impossible to escape the grenade.

Just when those guys thought that it was impossible for the soldiers of the Yan Kingdom to come back, a voice suddenly came, "Old Mao, I have a channel with your father, and I have an acquaintance with your mother Bo Baoguan."

"Old cat, I have a channel with your father, and I have an acquaintance with your mother Bo Baoguan..."

As soon as he heard the voice, the old cat's expression changed slightly. He didn't expect that the other party would come so quickly.

"When did these guys come here? Why didn't you hear the explosion?"

"Could it be that they found a booby trap?"

Lao Mao was deeply surprised, but before he could react, he was attracted by the repeated Chinese content.

"What does that mean? Why do those guys keep repeating a sentence?"

"Monkey, are they mocking me? Please translate it for me."

He kept hearing the same words, and the old cat's face became ugly. Although he didn't quite understand what the words meant, but based on his intuition, he always felt that it was not a good thing to say.

Hearing this, Monkey nodded directly, "They seem to be speaking classical Chinese. I'm not very familiar with it, but I have some mastery. Boss, wait a minute. I'll listen carefully a few more times before I translate it for you."

After the monkey finished speaking, he listened carefully, and then wrote down word by word, followed by thinking and adding translation.

For a moment, the monkey's eyes lit up, as if he had discovered a new continent, and excitedly said: "Boss, I understand, what they mean is that he and you..."

The monkey originally planned to translate according to the original words, but he couldn’t continue after he said one sentence. At this time, the old cat became anxious and shouted: “What’s wrong with him and me? You can’t speak a word anymore.” Leak, hurry up!"

Under the urging of the old cat, the monkey had no choice but to speak according to the original text, "They all mean that he, together with your father, abused your mother..."

boom!

Before the monkey finished speaking, the old cat twitched, "Do you need to explain it in such detail?"

"Boss, didn't you ask me to say it exactly? I didn't add a single word. Why did you hit me?" The monkey hugged his dizzy head, weeping and crying for grievances.

At this time, the words that made it difficult for the old cat to calm down continued to come, "Old cat, I have a relationship with your father, and I have an acquaintance with your mother..."

The ear-piercing voice continued to be heard over and over again, and the old cat's face turned dark as he listened.

After all, he also followed Mindeng, stayed in Yan Country for a period of time, and knew some Chinese. He already understood half of the meaning, and after listening to the monkey's explanation just now, he understood even more that the people of Yan Country were just scolding him, scolding him. His old mother insulted him.

However, Yan Kingdom pays attention to the quintessence of the country, and this sentence is a curse of the quintessence of the country.

These words sound very cultured on the surface, but the content is very ugly, even worse than beasts.

"Are those guys courting death?"

The old cat was aggrieved and angry, but for a while, he couldn't think of any words to fight back, so he snorted coldly: "It seems that they have passed the bomb area, but don't panic, this is a small episode , behind, there are bombs waiting for them."

"Let them scold, sooner or later it will be over!"