Naruto: Naruto's attribute practice life

Hot summer.

The temperature reached 35 degrees.

In this weather and without air conditioning, where would you like to go?

Or,

Where do girls with amazing figures like to go?

the answer is……

The quiet pool under the waterfall.

"Ehehehe...hehehe, this one is good, this one is big. Uh-huh, that one over there is also good, that one is whiter, eh, that one...Gudu...it's white and big!"

Among the grass on the slope not far from the waterfall, a wretched uncle squatted behind the grass, looking at the beautiful scenery below with relish from above.

Well, it’s an angle that makes gou lovers ecstatic.

That touch of profundity is our faith!

"Idiot Immortal, I didn't expect you to be so Ero (colloquial), I might as well call you Haoshi Immortal."

As soon as Naruto woke up, he saw a sneaky and obscene figure hiding behind the grass not far away.

He stepped forward and looked down curiously. Good guy, his eyes almost dazzled. The white light reflected by the fine water droplets was like holy light.

The trembling fluctuations caused by breathing were just okay, and I didn’t pay any attention to them.

emmm,, my ultimate secret has room for improvement.

Sure enough, what A Zhai said is right, it is better to drive a car thousands of miles than to read thousands of books.

"Shame!"

"Hey hey..."

"I said, Immortal Hao, you don't want your peeping to be discovered by the ladies below, right?"

Naruto called Jiraiya several times but saw no response. He shook his head helplessly and spread his hands.

"Ahem, I, what do you know? I'm just collecting information! Do you understand collecting materials?!"

Jiraiya looked around like a thief and was relieved when no one noticed.

"What talent do you choose? Do you have any works?"

Naruto curled his lips in disdain. Some people obviously just wanted to see the young lady, but they still made such boring excuses.

"For a wretched uncle like you, why do you want to be a cultural person? Hetui!"

"Good question!"

Speaking of this, Jiraiya didn't feel sleepy anymore.

He turned around suddenly, stretched out his five fingers towards Naruto with a proud expression, and raised one foot...

"It's really stupid to do both sides of the same set of moves. What a celestial being!"

Naruto looked at Jiraiya as if he were a fool, with black lines all over his head. This was the first time that he had lost to someone who was not serious.

Sure enough, the world is full of wonders.

Naruto couldn't help but cheer himself up secretly.

On the road of innocence, you are just a young seedling that has just emerged from the ground!

There is still a long way to go, and you will definitely become the most popular idiot among girls in the world!

come on!Awesome!

"Damn it, at least wait until I finish what I said!"

Jiraiya was interrupted from casting a spell, and his teeth immediately started to itch with anger, but he felt a little better after thinking that this brat would be extremely admired when he knew his identity later.

"Humph, I'm not afraid to tell you that this sage is the legendary author of "Perseverance" and "Intimate Heaven" - the literary giant Jiraiya!"

"Are you that trash author with childish writing?"

Upon hearing this, Naruto activated the scholar's form without hesitation.

"Look at that bullshit ninja biography you wrote, it doesn't even introduce the cause and effect, and why does Naruto in it always have his ribs broken by his female companions!"

"What's even more annoying is that Naruto still likes that woman!"

"Who would like such a violent woman with flat breasts?"

"Especially, his female teammate actually likes a brain-cruel guy from the same team who wants to destroy the world all day long, but she doesn't like Naruto! I'm really impressed by you!"

Why is it written so much like my life as a loser?

Wuwuwu, the water of West Lake~my tears~

"And you guy, you wrote Naruto to death! You @#!%￥..."

"What's wrong with me! Isn't it normal for the protagonist to sacrifice himself to save the world?"

Jiraiya didn't expect that he would not be worshiped and would be scolded badly, so he immediately retorted loudly.

"And how can things like feelings only be based on appearance? You superficial guy!"

"Huh? I'm superficial. Who was staring at the young lady below just now?!"

"Damn! Can the things done by intellectuals be called voyeurism?!"

"Then why does Naruto in your book also like to spy on young ladies in the bathhouse? He is also a cultural person?"

Naruto scoffed.

"He is just a pawn of your desire!"

"You're the ultimate pervert!"

"You're right about that~"

"Asshole! You shamelessly admitted it!"

Naruto was stunned, it was the first time he saw such a shameless person!

"Hey, there are prizes and prizes."

Jiraiya scratched his head in embarrassment.

"..."

From what words did he hear that I meant to praise him?

Naruto rolled his eyes almost to the sky.

He sighed and turned around to leave. He was afraid that staying with this lsp for too long would stain his pure soul.

Yes, Sister Nishikawa always says that I am too simple and kind.

Sure enough, she has an accurate eye for people!

"Hey, where are you going?"

Jiraiya saw that Naruto suddenly stopped arguing and turned around to leave. This made him a little dissatisfied. He hadn't had enough arguing yet.

After all, most of the people who read his books are also LSPs.

Very few people have their own unique insights like Naruto.

Just like the phrase 'the chess piece of desire' just now.

Simply, it directly hit Jiraiya's heart. Isn't the Naruto in his novel the embodiment of Jiraiya's own desires?

"Go home for dinner."

Naruto touched his stomach. He actually woke up from hunger. This was not good after practicing Taijutsu. He always felt hungry.

"When you say that, I'm a little hungry too."

Jiraiya also touched his stomach after hearing this and followed Naruto.

"So, why are you following me?" Naruto asked impatiently.

"Have you forgotten? I'm here to help you with special training. Isn't it too much to go to your house for a meal now?"

Jiraiya said in a matter-of-fact tone.

"I didn't even ask you for another price!"

"...you're right."

Naruto thought about it and felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't find anything wrong.

"Then, after dinner, you can help me with my special training."

"Haha, after dinner we will go to special training!"

Jiraiya nodded swornly, planning to run out to get the materials after dinner, and eat and drink enough. Who the hell wants to go to special training? Isn't the young lady not good-looking? !

"Okay, let me trust you again."

Naruto's face was full of disbelief.

"I'm a powerful ninja who can rival Naruto, I won't lie to you!"

Jiraiya said confidently.

"You are comparable to the Hokage because of your 'shameless' attitude!"

"fart!"

"It turned out to be fart, it's so disgusting!"

"You stinky brat!"

……