Datang: Li Shimin begged me to rebel
Chapter 470
Li Shimin looked at Li Ke, and said a little speechlessly: "Are you disgusting or not, return your precious son."
"Father, am I not your baby?" Li Ke picked it up.
Li Shimin: "..."
"Get lost. Talk to me." Li Shimin knocked on the table.
Li Ke is a little speechless, which one of us will not talk first?But he can't really compare this truth with Li Shimin. As for Chang Lin who is not far away, he has already driven away all the little eunuchs and maids with ease.
"Father, if you still want to make out with my mother, you have to apologize to me." Li Ke rolled his eyes and said quickly.
Chang Lin: "..." Your Highness, your lower limit has once again broken through my old three views. You really dare to say anything. We are Datang people, not Turkic people.The father is dead, the son takes over all the women of the father, right?
Li Shimin has black lines all over his head, this bastard... I...
Seeing Li Shimin looking around, Li Ke hurriedly said, "Father, what I said is true."
"What do you mean?" Li Shimin's expression was grim. Li Ke knew about Empress Changsun's problem. Sun Simiao said it at the beginning. Since then, it is naturally impossible for him to make out with Empress Changsun. Otherwise, if he becomes pregnant, it will be very serious. It's dangerous, and now Li Ke is talking about it again.
"I have prepared good things for you." Li Ke quickly looked around, then took out a stack of things from his arms and handed them over.
This is what Li Ke got from the warehouse on the way here just now. In the warehouse, Li Ke found a total of four boxes. The quantity is not small. It is enough for Lao Li to use. Alas, I, Li Ke, is useless. Forget it. Forget it, I don't need it.
This thing is not a famous brand, such as Xiaodu, Xiaogang, Xiaojie, Xiaobei, Xiaoliu, Xiaonuo, but a national family planning product, which is the kind that is distributed for free.It's not that thin, but the quality is not bad. There are a lot of boxes, and this thing is distributed for free.
Li Ke remembered in his previous life that single female colleagues in his company would send them out, and even those who had just given birth would also give them out.
The outer packaging box was thrown away by Li Ke, leaving only the individual small package inside. There is no other information on it, only the words of family planning supplies, other than that, there are some patterns, so there is no need to worry about leaking information.
"What is this?" Li Shimin looked at the pile of things on the table in confusion. He took it over and touched it. He didn't know what the material outside was, but there seemed to be something inside. There was a circle, which didn't seem to be it. Iron, although it feels harder, but the edge can also be toggled back and forth.
"That's it." Li Ke formed a circle with his left thumb and index finger, stretched out his index finger with his right hand, and then directly reached it with his left hand.
This action was so vivid that Li Shimin understood it in seconds. After he understood it in seconds, his old face blushed, and then a wave of anger surged into his heart, you pervert....
"Father, don't be angry. You don't know how difficult it is to make this thing. You can put it on when the time comes. Forget it, let me show you." Li Ke saw that Li Shimin had a tendency to get angry , said helplessly.
While speaking, he took the thing directly from the side, and then tore off the outer packaging in front of Li Shimin, revealing the rubber product inside.
When Li Shimin and Chang Lin heard Li Ke say to demonstrate, they were stunned.
It wasn't until Li Ke put the thing on his hand that the two of them realized it.
"No, Dad, what are you thinking." Li Ke saw Li Shimin's stunned expression, and instantly understood that he was thinking wrongly. Li Ke's face was full of black lines... You don't think I'm going to give you little Li Ke Demo?
"Cough, is that how it's used?" Li Shimin coughed dryly, and glanced at what Li Ke was wearing on his finger. Although he was a little ashamed to say it, Li Ke's demonstration was straightforward, and he understood it instantly. The role of this thing, I was a little moved immediately, this kid, I really put him in my heart, and I went to find someone to study this thing.
But as soon as the emotion in his heart came out, Li Shimin heard Li Ke speak.
"That's it! Dad, your thoughts are too impure! A gentleman hides his weapon in his body and waits for the time to move. How can he show it to others so easily?!" Li Ke's coquettish words came out subconsciously.
As soon as Li Ke's words came out, Chang Lin and Qi Julang were stunned. The two understood in seconds, mainly because they were polluted by Li Ke. They could no longer look directly at many words. Combined with what Li Ke had just done and the situation, As soon as these words were uttered, the two of them fell apart in an instant...His Royal Highness King Qin...you are so talented!
Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, and then how smart he is. The original meaning of this sentence popped up in Li Shimin's mind at the first time, but the original meaning could not be used here anyway. Thinking about it again, how could Li Shimin not understand it? .
His mouth was crooked.
"You rebellious son!" Lao Li jumped up from his chair this time, without saying a word, he rushed over to Li Ke, he was so angry that he didn't even find a weapon, and came waving his fists, didn't you Forgot, Lao Tzu, the former king of Qin, also came from the army? !
Li Ke didn't check for a while, and Lao Li's movements were fast. When he reacted and turned around and ran, Lao Li had already grabbed the back collar, and then pressed Li Ke to the ground and exploded with the hammer!
Li Ke couldn't really forcefully resist, he just hugged his head and kept screaming: "Ah... help me, mother help me, my father bullies me! Mother mother, mother..."
Here Li Ke was screaming miserably, but Li Shimin was so angry. This rebellious son didn't stop the movements in his hands, and of course he didn't really use his full strength.
Li Ke yelled so miserable, there were several concubines inside, hearing this movement, how could mahjong continue, Empress Changsun and others naturally walked out quickly, when they walked to the door, all the concubines were shocked shocked.
Oh my god, the two Qin kings are fighting like gangsters right now, and the old Qin king beats the young Qin king.
Everyone was speechless, especially Empress Changsun, she didn't know what to say. In the scene before you, if you said that Ke'er didn't inherit from you, outsiders probably wouldn't believe it.
Chang Lin couldn't help but touch his forehead, but... Seeing the skillful movements of His Highness King Qin who was beaten, Chang Lin always felt as if he had seen it somewhere before, and soon Chang Lin remembered it.
Once he saw His Highness King Qin beating Changsun Dalang, isn't Changsun Dalang such a skillful move?
It turns out that His Royal Highness Qin Wang can also learn from this experience? !
"Erlang, Erlang! It's over." Empress Changsun walked over quickly, pulling Li Shimin up, somewhat dumbfounded.
"Mother, my bones are broken. I need to recuperate for three months. Ah... I'm in so much pain, I can't supervise the country anymore." Li Ke, who was lying on the ground, hugged his head and shouted loudly.
"Chang Lin draws up an edict that Li Ke, the King of Qin, will confine his feet for three months to recuperate, and later supervise the country for a year." Li Shimin said with a sneer.
"Ah, dad, I'm fine. I'm just joking with you." Li Ke jumped up from the ground and quickly apologized.
"Father, am I not your baby?" Li Ke picked it up.
Li Shimin: "..."
"Get lost. Talk to me." Li Shimin knocked on the table.
Li Ke is a little speechless, which one of us will not talk first?But he can't really compare this truth with Li Shimin. As for Chang Lin who is not far away, he has already driven away all the little eunuchs and maids with ease.
"Father, if you still want to make out with my mother, you have to apologize to me." Li Ke rolled his eyes and said quickly.
Chang Lin: "..." Your Highness, your lower limit has once again broken through my old three views. You really dare to say anything. We are Datang people, not Turkic people.The father is dead, the son takes over all the women of the father, right?
Li Shimin has black lines all over his head, this bastard... I...
Seeing Li Shimin looking around, Li Ke hurriedly said, "Father, what I said is true."
"What do you mean?" Li Shimin's expression was grim. Li Ke knew about Empress Changsun's problem. Sun Simiao said it at the beginning. Since then, it is naturally impossible for him to make out with Empress Changsun. Otherwise, if he becomes pregnant, it will be very serious. It's dangerous, and now Li Ke is talking about it again.
"I have prepared good things for you." Li Ke quickly looked around, then took out a stack of things from his arms and handed them over.
This is what Li Ke got from the warehouse on the way here just now. In the warehouse, Li Ke found a total of four boxes. The quantity is not small. It is enough for Lao Li to use. Alas, I, Li Ke, is useless. Forget it. Forget it, I don't need it.
This thing is not a famous brand, such as Xiaodu, Xiaogang, Xiaojie, Xiaobei, Xiaoliu, Xiaonuo, but a national family planning product, which is the kind that is distributed for free.It's not that thin, but the quality is not bad. There are a lot of boxes, and this thing is distributed for free.
Li Ke remembered in his previous life that single female colleagues in his company would send them out, and even those who had just given birth would also give them out.
The outer packaging box was thrown away by Li Ke, leaving only the individual small package inside. There is no other information on it, only the words of family planning supplies, other than that, there are some patterns, so there is no need to worry about leaking information.
"What is this?" Li Shimin looked at the pile of things on the table in confusion. He took it over and touched it. He didn't know what the material outside was, but there seemed to be something inside. There was a circle, which didn't seem to be it. Iron, although it feels harder, but the edge can also be toggled back and forth.
"That's it." Li Ke formed a circle with his left thumb and index finger, stretched out his index finger with his right hand, and then directly reached it with his left hand.
This action was so vivid that Li Shimin understood it in seconds. After he understood it in seconds, his old face blushed, and then a wave of anger surged into his heart, you pervert....
"Father, don't be angry. You don't know how difficult it is to make this thing. You can put it on when the time comes. Forget it, let me show you." Li Ke saw that Li Shimin had a tendency to get angry , said helplessly.
While speaking, he took the thing directly from the side, and then tore off the outer packaging in front of Li Shimin, revealing the rubber product inside.
When Li Shimin and Chang Lin heard Li Ke say to demonstrate, they were stunned.
It wasn't until Li Ke put the thing on his hand that the two of them realized it.
"No, Dad, what are you thinking." Li Ke saw Li Shimin's stunned expression, and instantly understood that he was thinking wrongly. Li Ke's face was full of black lines... You don't think I'm going to give you little Li Ke Demo?
"Cough, is that how it's used?" Li Shimin coughed dryly, and glanced at what Li Ke was wearing on his finger. Although he was a little ashamed to say it, Li Ke's demonstration was straightforward, and he understood it instantly. The role of this thing, I was a little moved immediately, this kid, I really put him in my heart, and I went to find someone to study this thing.
But as soon as the emotion in his heart came out, Li Shimin heard Li Ke speak.
"That's it! Dad, your thoughts are too impure! A gentleman hides his weapon in his body and waits for the time to move. How can he show it to others so easily?!" Li Ke's coquettish words came out subconsciously.
As soon as Li Ke's words came out, Chang Lin and Qi Julang were stunned. The two understood in seconds, mainly because they were polluted by Li Ke. They could no longer look directly at many words. Combined with what Li Ke had just done and the situation, As soon as these words were uttered, the two of them fell apart in an instant...His Royal Highness King Qin...you are so talented!
Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, and then how smart he is. The original meaning of this sentence popped up in Li Shimin's mind at the first time, but the original meaning could not be used here anyway. Thinking about it again, how could Li Shimin not understand it? .
His mouth was crooked.
"You rebellious son!" Lao Li jumped up from his chair this time, without saying a word, he rushed over to Li Ke, he was so angry that he didn't even find a weapon, and came waving his fists, didn't you Forgot, Lao Tzu, the former king of Qin, also came from the army? !
Li Ke didn't check for a while, and Lao Li's movements were fast. When he reacted and turned around and ran, Lao Li had already grabbed the back collar, and then pressed Li Ke to the ground and exploded with the hammer!
Li Ke couldn't really forcefully resist, he just hugged his head and kept screaming: "Ah... help me, mother help me, my father bullies me! Mother mother, mother..."
Here Li Ke was screaming miserably, but Li Shimin was so angry. This rebellious son didn't stop the movements in his hands, and of course he didn't really use his full strength.
Li Ke yelled so miserable, there were several concubines inside, hearing this movement, how could mahjong continue, Empress Changsun and others naturally walked out quickly, when they walked to the door, all the concubines were shocked shocked.
Oh my god, the two Qin kings are fighting like gangsters right now, and the old Qin king beats the young Qin king.
Everyone was speechless, especially Empress Changsun, she didn't know what to say. In the scene before you, if you said that Ke'er didn't inherit from you, outsiders probably wouldn't believe it.
Chang Lin couldn't help but touch his forehead, but... Seeing the skillful movements of His Highness King Qin who was beaten, Chang Lin always felt as if he had seen it somewhere before, and soon Chang Lin remembered it.
Once he saw His Highness King Qin beating Changsun Dalang, isn't Changsun Dalang such a skillful move?
It turns out that His Royal Highness Qin Wang can also learn from this experience? !
"Erlang, Erlang! It's over." Empress Changsun walked over quickly, pulling Li Shimin up, somewhat dumbfounded.
"Mother, my bones are broken. I need to recuperate for three months. Ah... I'm in so much pain, I can't supervise the country anymore." Li Ke, who was lying on the ground, hugged his head and shouted loudly.
"Chang Lin draws up an edict that Li Ke, the King of Qin, will confine his feet for three months to recuperate, and later supervise the country for a year." Li Shimin said with a sneer.
"Ah, dad, I'm fine. I'm just joking with you." Li Ke jumped up from the ground and quickly apologized.
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