Datang: Li Shimin begged me to rebel
Chapter 399
Sitting down and eating a few mouthfuls of food, Li Ke said with a smile: "Su Guogong, you can't do it. I haven't stopped eating my poems yet, and you have stopped eating? A man can do anything, but he just has to do it." Long lasting!"
"No, the old man is just taking a break. Your Highness, just write. If you can write it, I will definitely drink it." Cheng Yaojin yelled directly.
"Stop, I admit defeat. Your highness is still as talented as ever, and you are well-educated!" Fang Xuanling on the other side broke his mouth and said, he can't hold alcohol, and he should vomit in a short while with this game of shoveling and biting gold. He can see it , His Royal Highness Qin Wang, you can ask him to write serious poems, but His Highness Qin Wang is even more unique in the poems written in Huajie Liuxiang!
After all, His Royal Highness the King of Qin, who claims to visit Chang'an brothels without touching his body, is really not bragging, and even bought a brothel to go back.
"I also admit defeat, His Royal Highness King Qin admires it." Wei Zheng also followed.
The civil officials behind all expressed their admiration and refused to follow. A group of warriors are brainless, and they are not stupid. Although the boundaries between these civil servants and warriors in Datang are not as clear as in the later dynasties, like Fang Xuanling, Changsun Wuji and others have led troops to fight.
But there are some differences. Generals like Cheng Yaojin lead troops to fight and charge in battle, but Fang Xuanling, Changsun Wuji and others are different. If they have a choice, it is absolutely impossible for them to fight the enemy. Yes, they know martial arts, but they are not proficient. Compared with Cheng Yaojin, Yuchi Jingde, Li Shiji, Li Jing, Hou Junji, etc., they are far behind.
"You are all too weak, you can't." Cheng Yaojin said immediately.
"Old Cheng, don't worry about whether they can do it or not. In this case, I will give you a poem. Listen carefully."
"Late at night, the neck is like a mandarin duck, and the brocade quilt is turned into a red wave. Yu Xieyun accepts the situation, it's hard to handle. It's so big, so long, so thick and strong, it crushes Zhijielang."
"Hahahahaha!" Everyone laughed wildly, even the civil servants couldn't stop laughing. Your Highness wrote this word, it's too damaging. If it gets out, old Cheng's name will spread throughout Chang'an City!
"Your Highness, you are just making up nonsense, can my old Cheng be crushed?" Cheng Yaojin objected.
"Hahaha, Mr. Su, haven't you ever been down here? Besides, this is not the same. Hahahaha." Li Jing couldn't help but tease.
"That's even more impossible!" Cheng Yaojin shook his head like a rattle.
"Haha, that's impossible." Li Ke stood up with a bowl of wine, and said with a smile, "Su Guogong, you yelled loudly at us outside. What about the situation!"
"There is a saying that there is no one outside the green screen window, kneeling in front of the bed and asking for a kiss. After scolding, I turned around. Although I was angry, I half refused and half agreed." Su Guogong didn't know what I said was right. Ah ha ha."
"How could this matter, Your Highness King Qin, don't talk nonsense." Cheng Yaojin's rare old face flushed, and he couldn't help cursing inwardly, who the hell said His Highness King Qin didn't understand, he knew better than anyone else!can play.
"Why am I just talking nonsense, Mr. Su, don't you just wait for the "spring solstice flowers in the world, put the willow waist, put the flower heart lightly, and the dewdrop peony blooms". Hahahahahaha!" Li Ke couldn't help it after reading it Laughed wildly.
"I'm convinced, Your Highness King Qin, my old Cheng is convinced." Cheng Yaojin hurriedly shouted, His Highness King Qin is too cruel, didn't you hear that His Highness is still a baby?Why do you know this better than us old bastards!Sure enough, it was a man who bought a brothel!
"Hahaha, it's really rare. There is still a day when you see Su Guogong admit defeat. Do you want to drink Su Guogong's wine?" ?You continue to bear it, you can't bear it anymore.
"Drink, drink, I'll make three bowls in a row!" Cheng Yaojin stood up straight away.
"Come, come, Qingque and I will accompany you to drink three bowls!" Li Ke waved his hand grandly. Anyway, he is not drunk, but his stomach is uncomfortable. At worst, he will go to the latrine a few more times in a while!
Li Tai: "..."
Third brother, you wrote this little word very well, why haven't you forgotten me?
The problem was that Li Ke had already pulled him to stand up, and if he could still refuse, he could only walk to Cheng Yaojin's table with a sad face and a bowl in his hand.
"Wu Guogong, you were with Lao Cheng just now, you can't hide." Yuchi Dasha, who was next to Li Kelian, also called out, how could he let you go.
"Don't hide, don't hide, I'm afraid His Highness King Qin will fail you, so come and do it." Yuchi Jingde was also straightforward, and after filling himself with wine, the four of them did thirty thousand in a row!
very good!Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde have already drunk at least a catty of baijiu. This is not the ten-degree alcohol of Datang, but at least 40-degree spirits. Even if they have been tested for a long time, they are so Drink it, it's probably too soon.
"Come, come, Duke Dai, I have to drink with you too. Tuyuhun fought a beautiful battle!" Li Ke walked to Li Jing's side again, and said directly.
Now that he has let go, Li Ke has to put everyone down today, otherwise, if it is said, where will the reputation of His Royal Highness King Qin go!
Li Shimin didn't come out at all. As soon as Li Ke wrote those short poems, he still came out, so he just turned around and left, asking Li Ke to have a drink with them.
Half an hour later, Li Ke was already drinking with his arms around Changsun Wuji's shoulders, "Uncle...Uncle...I...I'm not targeting you...I'm targeting everyone...So you have to forgive me , come on, let's do...do one!"
Changsun Wuji: "..."
In fact, Changsun Wuji is a little dizzy at the moment. He can drink quite well, but you can't help Li Ke drinking with him like this, and he can't refuse the wine. Li Ke even greeted him as a junior, you say Can he say no?
Besides, Li Ke didn't find fault today, but drank in a serious manner. He not only drank with Zhangsun Wuji, but also drank with other people. Over there, Cheng Yaojin, Yuchi Jingde, Li Shiji, Hou Junji and other generals have been brought down by Li Ke!
Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde are holding a wine jar, like idiots, they don't know what to say there, that is, Li Jing and Qin Qiong are not in good health, Li Ke didn't drink with them, but even so, Li Jing His complexion is also flushed.
All the other famous military generals who can be called, and they are in good health, have already laid down at this moment!Not only that, neither Fang Xuanling nor Wei Zheng escaped Li Ke's toast. Although they were not as unrestrained as Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde, they were also lying on the table at the moment.
The fourth prince over there, Li Tai, was even drinking, so he didn't hold down a sip of wine, and sprayed it out directly.
Only this Li Ke looks much better now, his face is flushed, but he won't fail!This amount of alcohol is really amazing!
"No, the old man is just taking a break. Your Highness, just write. If you can write it, I will definitely drink it." Cheng Yaojin yelled directly.
"Stop, I admit defeat. Your highness is still as talented as ever, and you are well-educated!" Fang Xuanling on the other side broke his mouth and said, he can't hold alcohol, and he should vomit in a short while with this game of shoveling and biting gold. He can see it , His Royal Highness Qin Wang, you can ask him to write serious poems, but His Highness Qin Wang is even more unique in the poems written in Huajie Liuxiang!
After all, His Royal Highness the King of Qin, who claims to visit Chang'an brothels without touching his body, is really not bragging, and even bought a brothel to go back.
"I also admit defeat, His Royal Highness King Qin admires it." Wei Zheng also followed.
The civil officials behind all expressed their admiration and refused to follow. A group of warriors are brainless, and they are not stupid. Although the boundaries between these civil servants and warriors in Datang are not as clear as in the later dynasties, like Fang Xuanling, Changsun Wuji and others have led troops to fight.
But there are some differences. Generals like Cheng Yaojin lead troops to fight and charge in battle, but Fang Xuanling, Changsun Wuji and others are different. If they have a choice, it is absolutely impossible for them to fight the enemy. Yes, they know martial arts, but they are not proficient. Compared with Cheng Yaojin, Yuchi Jingde, Li Shiji, Li Jing, Hou Junji, etc., they are far behind.
"You are all too weak, you can't." Cheng Yaojin said immediately.
"Old Cheng, don't worry about whether they can do it or not. In this case, I will give you a poem. Listen carefully."
"Late at night, the neck is like a mandarin duck, and the brocade quilt is turned into a red wave. Yu Xieyun accepts the situation, it's hard to handle. It's so big, so long, so thick and strong, it crushes Zhijielang."
"Hahahahaha!" Everyone laughed wildly, even the civil servants couldn't stop laughing. Your Highness wrote this word, it's too damaging. If it gets out, old Cheng's name will spread throughout Chang'an City!
"Your Highness, you are just making up nonsense, can my old Cheng be crushed?" Cheng Yaojin objected.
"Hahaha, Mr. Su, haven't you ever been down here? Besides, this is not the same. Hahahaha." Li Jing couldn't help but tease.
"That's even more impossible!" Cheng Yaojin shook his head like a rattle.
"Haha, that's impossible." Li Ke stood up with a bowl of wine, and said with a smile, "Su Guogong, you yelled loudly at us outside. What about the situation!"
"There is a saying that there is no one outside the green screen window, kneeling in front of the bed and asking for a kiss. After scolding, I turned around. Although I was angry, I half refused and half agreed." Su Guogong didn't know what I said was right. Ah ha ha."
"How could this matter, Your Highness King Qin, don't talk nonsense." Cheng Yaojin's rare old face flushed, and he couldn't help cursing inwardly, who the hell said His Highness King Qin didn't understand, he knew better than anyone else!can play.
"Why am I just talking nonsense, Mr. Su, don't you just wait for the "spring solstice flowers in the world, put the willow waist, put the flower heart lightly, and the dewdrop peony blooms". Hahahahahaha!" Li Ke couldn't help it after reading it Laughed wildly.
"I'm convinced, Your Highness King Qin, my old Cheng is convinced." Cheng Yaojin hurriedly shouted, His Highness King Qin is too cruel, didn't you hear that His Highness is still a baby?Why do you know this better than us old bastards!Sure enough, it was a man who bought a brothel!
"Hahaha, it's really rare. There is still a day when you see Su Guogong admit defeat. Do you want to drink Su Guogong's wine?" ?You continue to bear it, you can't bear it anymore.
"Drink, drink, I'll make three bowls in a row!" Cheng Yaojin stood up straight away.
"Come, come, Qingque and I will accompany you to drink three bowls!" Li Ke waved his hand grandly. Anyway, he is not drunk, but his stomach is uncomfortable. At worst, he will go to the latrine a few more times in a while!
Li Tai: "..."
Third brother, you wrote this little word very well, why haven't you forgotten me?
The problem was that Li Ke had already pulled him to stand up, and if he could still refuse, he could only walk to Cheng Yaojin's table with a sad face and a bowl in his hand.
"Wu Guogong, you were with Lao Cheng just now, you can't hide." Yuchi Dasha, who was next to Li Kelian, also called out, how could he let you go.
"Don't hide, don't hide, I'm afraid His Highness King Qin will fail you, so come and do it." Yuchi Jingde was also straightforward, and after filling himself with wine, the four of them did thirty thousand in a row!
very good!Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde have already drunk at least a catty of baijiu. This is not the ten-degree alcohol of Datang, but at least 40-degree spirits. Even if they have been tested for a long time, they are so Drink it, it's probably too soon.
"Come, come, Duke Dai, I have to drink with you too. Tuyuhun fought a beautiful battle!" Li Ke walked to Li Jing's side again, and said directly.
Now that he has let go, Li Ke has to put everyone down today, otherwise, if it is said, where will the reputation of His Royal Highness King Qin go!
Li Shimin didn't come out at all. As soon as Li Ke wrote those short poems, he still came out, so he just turned around and left, asking Li Ke to have a drink with them.
Half an hour later, Li Ke was already drinking with his arms around Changsun Wuji's shoulders, "Uncle...Uncle...I...I'm not targeting you...I'm targeting everyone...So you have to forgive me , come on, let's do...do one!"
Changsun Wuji: "..."
In fact, Changsun Wuji is a little dizzy at the moment. He can drink quite well, but you can't help Li Ke drinking with him like this, and he can't refuse the wine. Li Ke even greeted him as a junior, you say Can he say no?
Besides, Li Ke didn't find fault today, but drank in a serious manner. He not only drank with Zhangsun Wuji, but also drank with other people. Over there, Cheng Yaojin, Yuchi Jingde, Li Shiji, Hou Junji and other generals have been brought down by Li Ke!
Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde are holding a wine jar, like idiots, they don't know what to say there, that is, Li Jing and Qin Qiong are not in good health, Li Ke didn't drink with them, but even so, Li Jing His complexion is also flushed.
All the other famous military generals who can be called, and they are in good health, have already laid down at this moment!Not only that, neither Fang Xuanling nor Wei Zheng escaped Li Ke's toast. Although they were not as unrestrained as Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde, they were also lying on the table at the moment.
The fourth prince over there, Li Tai, was even drinking, so he didn't hold down a sip of wine, and sprayed it out directly.
Only this Li Ke looks much better now, his face is flushed, but he won't fail!This amount of alcohol is really amazing!
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