Villain: This little brother can deal with him, if something happens, he will really do it

"Guess where my heart is?"

Ye Xuan fought back decisively.

Bai Zihang thought to himself, is the other party testing my creature?

Isn't it common sense that the heart is on the left side of the body?

Only a very few people's hearts are on the right!

So, Bai Zihang sent the word slowly.

【Set sail with the wind】: "Left."

【Ye Ye misses you】: "Wrong, it's on your side."

"hiss……"

Bai Zihang blushed all of a sudden, it was the first time he was teased by a girl like this.

Can't stand it!I really can't stand it at all!

Although he likes Lin Xueer very much, the Leng Qingge in front of him is quite cute.

The most important thing is that she is a school belle, with a high appearance.

[Ride the wind and set sail]: "Oh, I hate it, people who flirt are flustered."

【Ye Ye misses you】: "Why do you want to harm me?"

[Ride the wind and set sail]: "What harmed you?"

【Ye Ye misses you】: "It made me like you so much!"

【Ride the wind and set sail】: "Shy, shy (emoji package)"

[Ride the wind and set sail]: "Baby, my love for you is like a tractor going up a mountain, vigorously..."

The two chatted wildly, from poetry to philosophy of life.

All kinds of nasty, all kinds of earthy love stories that make people goosebumps are staged.

Because both of them thought that the person opposite was Leng Qingge, the most beautiful school girl.

So both of them were careful with their words, like a young author who was knocking out a novel.

"There are 100 ways to be sweet, you know that?"

"do not know."

"Eat candy, cake, and miss you 98 times a day."

"Shy, shy (emoticon pack)"

"If I had a child with you, what seat do you think he will be?"

"What constellation? Gemini?"

"No, our masterpiece!"

"Shy, shy (emoticon pack)"

If Su Chen were to know the content of their chat at this time, he might vomit blood!

Two men chat about Nima having a baby!

And on his side, he was chatting with Leng Qingge, the school girl.

Compared with Bai Zihang and Ye Xuan, this side looks much more normal.

[Morning rises and evening falls]: "Hello, hello."

[Leng Qingge]: "Hello, it's my first time meeting you. Nice to meet you."

[Morning rises and evening falls]: "Ni...nicetomeetyoutoo? Isn't this the content of the textbook?"

[Leng Qingge]: "Pfft..."

[Morning Rise and Dusk Fall]: "Ahem, by the way, why do you want to add me as a friend? I'm just an ordinary, mediocre little follower."

[Leng Qingge]: "Hmm... guess what?"

[Morning rises and evening falls]: "I can't guess... Could it be! Because I'm so handsome?"

[Leng Qingge]: "Pfft... 噫! You are so narcissistic."

Leng Qingge thought to himself: I won't tell you, it's because of my heart that I'm interested in you!

[Morning Rise and Dusk Fall]: "Hiss... Well, I have to admit that I am really good-looking. You have chosen the right person. You have vision... blah blah blah..."

Su Chen said a lot of narcissistic words, but was soon interrupted by Leng Qingge.

[Leng Qingge]: "I have someone I like, can you help me chase it?"

[Morning rises and evening falls]: "Okay, who is it?"

[Leng Qingge]: "The ninth word in the last sentence."

[Morning rises and evening falls]: "???..."

"?(????w????)?"

Su Chen rarely blushed when she was teased...

Nima, this little school belle is too good at it, right?

[Morning Rise and Dusk Fall]: "That's it?... I will too! Do you have body odor?"

Leng Qingge: "???"

But soon she realized that the opposite party should also have a sweet talk that is so sweet that it gets boring.

I couldn't help looking forward to it, and then answered.

[Leng Qingge]: "I didn't..."

[Morning rises and evening falls]: "Then why are you as charming as a fox?"

[Leng Qingge]: "Pfft...!!!"

Leng Qingge almost swallowed a mouthful of old blood... With a puff, he rolled on the bed in the dormitory, holding back his laughter! !

This guy's earthy love story is too funny.

Almost killed myself laughing.

Hey, if you don't say it, don't force it!

[Morning Rising and Dusk Falling]: "Speaking of earthy love stories, actually, I found that I'm pretty good at tricking girls into bed."

When Leng Qingge saw this, he was very puzzled, hey, is the other party a scumbag?

It is possible to be so handsome!

Just talking about going to bed or something can easily arouse girls' resentment, okay?

Leng Qingge was about to correct the opponent.

As a result, Su Chen's next sentence almost broke her defense.

"Actually, I found that I can trick a girl into bed. As soon as I send her a message, she says she's going to sleep. I'm really a scumbag."

ton ton ton...

0.0!

Leng Qingge: "???"

Xiao Xiaohua almost died because of hilarious laughter again...

Leng Qingge: "Hmph, scumbag, if a girl tells you that she's going to take a bath, how would you respond?"

[Morning rises and evening falls]: "If it's not convenient to type, you can actually make a video. (Innocent face) emoticon package"

Leng Qingge: "Pfft..."

She was afraid of talking any further, and would be teased to death by Su Chen: "Hmph! I won't talk to you anymore, I'm going to take a shower."

Suddenly, a video pop-up window came over.

"(`д')"

Leng Qingge: "???"

On Su Chen's side, it was because of cutting off the school belle.

【Ding!Congratulations to the host for obtaining the secret technique, ancient Taijiquan! 】

In an instant, countless defensive skills poured into Su Chen's mind like spring water.

When he came back to his senses, he had already become a Tai Chi master.

His pupils are like the black and white of Tai Chi, chaotic and undivided into yin and yang, as if exuding the style of a martial arts master.

Especially the strong confidence in the eyebrows, as if for a moment, it makes people feel that they have returned to the early 20th century, the era when there were so many martial artists in the late Qing Dynasty!

If ancient Muay Thai is the extreme of offensive skills, then ancient Tai Chi is the extreme of defensive skills.

Although it is the same as the indestructible body of King Kong and the twelve levels of Dzogchen, it is all defensive.

But the ancient Taijiquan is completely different. It is more of a defensive counterattack type.

With just one finger, you can dissipate the full blow of a [-]-jin hunk, and you can also use your strength to strike. The greater the opponent's attack power, the greater the backlash the opponent suffers.

It's a terrifying defensive skill, not just the Tai Chi of the park uncles who play leisurely morning songs and fish for fish.

It is the real ancient Tai Chi!

At night, the little girl Leng Qingge sent another message to Su Chen.

[Leng Qingge]: "Well... I want to ask you to watch a movie tomorrow, would you like to come?"

[Morning Rise and Dusk Set]: "Okay, what movie are you watching?"

[Leng Qingge]: "How about a 3D movie? I haven't watched it since I grew up, can you accompany me to experience the first time?"

"Experience the first time?"

Nima, when Su Chen heard this sentence, he was inexplicably confused.

[Morning Rising and Dusk Falling]: "And then? It's not safe if you don't wear it, it's uncomfortable if you wear it, and you won't be allowed in if you don't wear it, only if you wear it?"

[Leng Qingge]: "?"

[Leng Qingge]: "What nonsense are you talking about! I am not this kind of person."

Leng Qingge suddenly became angry and frowned slightly.

Doesn't this mean that after watching the movie, you go to that kind of place?

It's impossible for her to...

At this moment, Su Chen replied.

[Morning rises and evening falls]: "???"

[Morning Rise and Dusk Fall]: "?(???????) What are you thinking, I'm talking about 3D movie glasses, you really won't be allowed in if you don't wear them? It's useless if you go in, are you really Have you ever seen a 3D movie?"

【Leng Qingge】: "∑(??д??)!!???"

Leng Qingge was numb, completely numb.