Through the courtyard, I became a big villain

"Uncle, open the door, it's me!" At 5 o'clock in the morning in the winter, Zhang Dashuang began to knock on Shazhu's door.

"You fucker!" It was Xu Yang who scolded him, not Sha Zhu.

Xu Yang uses practice instead of sleep every day, which emphasizes meditation. Xu Yang also deliberately closed his five sensitive senses, only maintaining them at the level of ordinary people.

As a result, because his house was next to Shazhu's house, Zhang Dashuang's knock on the door directly disturbed Xu Yang's cultivation.

Xu Yang was so angry that he directly opened the door of his room with his kung fu, and with his inner breath, he sucked a spatula across the air and shot it out.

Zhang Dashuang didn't know it yet, his mother urged him to come here in the morning and don't wait to come over, it would be difficult to pay the bill when everyone in the courtyard was at work.So Zhang Dashuang followed his mother's order meticulously, and came here on his second-hand bicycle after getting up at 4 o'clock.

"Uncle, wake up! It's me, Da Shuang."

Suddenly, a strong wind whizzed past, and Zhang Dashuang's eyes blurred. The stainless steel spatula stuck to Zhang Dashuang's nose and smashed into the door frame of Shazhu with the slightest distance, two inches straight into it. The spatula trembled continuously and slightly The buzzer rang, and even a double image appeared in front of Zhang Dashuang's eyes.

With such a great force, if it is a bit higher...

A drop of cold sweat slowly fell from Zhang Dashuang's temple.

But it's not over yet: "Where's the dog, didn't your parents teach you how to raise it, come here early in the morning to mourn!"

Xu Yang's voice reverberated throughout the courtyard like a bell, and he was doing more outrageous things than Zhang Dashuang, but no one dared to say such things to him.

Jia Zhang was snoring with her mouth wide open. She was so fat that she couldn't breathe well when she slept. At this time, she was sleeping soundly.

Xu Yang's voice frightened her directly.

"earthquake?"

Xu Damao turned over, feeling itchy in the middle of his thighs, it still hurt after scratching twice, so he was ready to get up.

"Xu Yang didn't shout, why would he say who is uneducated, his voice is really fucking loud, and he said that others don't look at him."

Of course, Xu Damao only dared to close the door and say something secretly when complaining about this.

Thanks to Xu Yang's voice, Silly Zhu finally woke up. Of course, not only Silly Zhu woke up, but all the cats sleeping on the eaves woke up...

"Big Shuang, what are you doing here?" Sha Zhu rubbed his eyes and pushed open the door.

I opened my eyes hard and found a lot of different things through the moonlight silly pillar.

For example, the shaking spatula stuck in the door frame, the trembling hands and lips, the puddle of water stains on the ground and the unavoidable stench.

"What's the situation, brother-in-law...you..." Silly Zhu tried his best not to show disgust.

"Uncle, can I come in first? I'm cold..."

"These are my trousers, you can wear them as you please, and you don't have to return them when the time comes." No matter how expensive the trousers are, he doesn't want to want them anymore when he thinks that a person as big as Zhang Dashuang can still pee them.

"What's the matter with this spatula? You brought it? What are you doing so early in the morning? You left such a deep scar on my door!" Sha Zhu asked as he threw the spatula that he pulled out from the door onto the table. road.

"Brother, it's not me. I came to knock on your door in the morning, maybe the voice was a little louder, and then this spatula flew out from next door to you, almost... almost cut my head off..."

Zhang Dashuang shivered while talking,

"Next door to me? Xu Yang?" Not only Zhang Dashuang, but also Sha Zhu trembled. Sha Zhu had always suspected that Xu Yang had practiced since he had a fight with Xu Yang that day, and today it was confirmed.

From Xu Yang's side room to the main entrance of my house, the distance is at least 6 meters, and it can be inserted precisely in front of Da Shuang. When I just pulled it out, Shazhu saw that the entire spatula penetrated into the door panel.

Xu Yang's flying shovel went straight two feet because the spatula was only two feet long, and the back was not inserted because it was blocked by the handle.

Fortunately, he didn't provoke Xu Yang again, and Sha Zhu felt relieved for a while.

"Have you eaten yet?" Sha Zhu's head became much clearer after such a toss, and he began to change the subject after guessing Zhang Dashuang's intention.

"Eat, my mother baked sesame cakes for me. Brother, I came here just to ask you to help me find Mrs. Zhang and ask for some money."

"I took in 20 yuan by myself and was scolded by Yushui and my mother, and those who reported the crime in several pharmacies, in fact, the salespersons of several of their stores got together to report, and they got some money to say Say good things so they don't pursue it."

Zhang Dashuang said helplessly to Sha Zhu, he came here because he was not good at getting ahead, and he wanted to count on Sha Zhu to get the money back for him.

Silly Zhu hesitated to speak, and sighed.

"Okay, I'll take you to knock on the old lady's door."

At this moment, everyone in the courtyard was almost awake, and most of them got up half an hour earlier under Xu Yang's voice.

There is only the moon and no stars in the sky, but it is already slightly bright.

"Old lady, Xu Damao, open the door, people from the police station are here."

Xu Damao got up and wanted to open the door, but was held down by Jia Zhang.

"Don't worry about it, I'll be leaving in a while, I'm here to ask for money."

Jia Zhang yawned and said.

Outside the door, Sha Zhu took Zhang Dashuang and knocked on the door for a while, but no one opened it. Sha Zhu wanted to leave, but Zhang Dashuang twisted his waist twice, pulled Sha Zhu's arm, and begged him to knock again.

Silly Zhu was disgusted enough.

In order to solve the matter quickly, I could only shout louder: "Old lady, I know you are at home, you have the ability to borrow money and you have the ability to open the door!"

Silly Zhu yelled while knocking on the door with Duang, Duang.

Jia Zhang, who wanted to get back to sleep again, was so annoyed by the silly column that he suddenly turned evil.

"Come on brother-in-law, I'm hoarse when you shout instead." Sha Zhu cleared his throat and said to Zhang Dashuang.

"Hey, okay uncle, I'm here, open the door quickly, Mrs. Jia, don't pretend!"

Just as Zhang Dashuang tapped the door twice, it suddenly opened. Zhang Dashuang grinned and was about to speak.

But what he saw head-on was not Jia Zhang's family, but a bedpan that was constantly expanding.

"Whoa..."

Countless filth poured down Zhang Dashuang's head accompanied by the stench, and he was about to speak just now...

Even Silly Zhu next to him is half covered at this time.

"Damn it, come to your Grandma Zhang's house early in the morning to hold a funeral! Get out of here."

Mrs. Jia Zhang still couldn't help but stood on tiptoe and forcefully buckled the large spittoon to the 67-meter-large double head.

"Ah! AH! AH!" Zhang Dashuang kept screaming, holding his face with his five fingers spread out in disbelief, shouting for several seconds before remembering to take off the spittoon and potty on his head, only to find that there was still a . ..

Moreover, Zhang Dashuang choked a little when the door was just opened.

"Pick, vomit..."

Zhang Dashuang vomited non-stop while holding the corner of the wall, but it had to be said that this was the most manly voice he had ever made since entering the courtyard.