Through the courtyard, I became a big villain

"Where am I...?"

"Didn't I cook at home?"

After a while, Shi Yuxia finally woke up faintly.

"Yuxia!"

"Yuxia, wake up Yuxia!"

Xu Damao excitedly took Shi Yuxia's hand.

"When I got home, I found you passed out by the stove. It was only when I arrived at the hospital that I found out that you were poisoned by carbon monoxide."

"Yuxia, how do you feel now? Are you feeling well? Is there any discomfort in your stomach?"

In addition to caring about Shi Yuxia's physical condition, Xu Damao was more worried about the child in Shi Yuxia's stomach.

"I'm...a little dizzy now, stomach..."

Shi Yuxia touched her lower abdomen.

"I don't feel anything, just a little hungry."

Shi Yuxia said seriously.

Xu Damao felt relieved when he heard this.

But then his face immediately became gloomy.

"Then explain, what's going on with these two people!"

Xu Damao pointed to Liu Guangfu and Yan Jiekuang who were lying on the hospital bed.

Shi Yuxia's eyes flickered slightly, but she still said with an innocent face: "What's going on, the two of them came to the door with vegetables, and said they wanted to drink with you, learn from you by the way, and learn how to do business."

"I said you were not at home, and they said they would wait for you for a while, which just happened to allow me to prepare the meal."

Shi Yuxia continued with an innocent face.

"Then I didn't care about them. I lit the fire and started cooking. Then I opened my eyes and saw you here."

Shi Yuxia said succinctly that she knew that too much talk would be wrong, so she just changed the facts a little to hide the bargaining link.

There is also the 1 minute when the two men lost their armor and unarmored.

There should be no problem.

Shi Yuxia thought.

Seeing Shi Yuxia's calm eyes, Xu Damao spoke more fluently.

I was half convinced.

But there is still a fatal problem.

"Okay, I believe everything you said, then tell me, why did the two of them only wear underpants, and why did they run to our bed?"

Xu Damao said angrily.

Every time he thinks about this incident, he is surprisingly angry. This kind of situation happened in his own home, and he is not wearing a cuckold or a hat.

"The two of them lay on our bed with only their underpants on?"

Shi Yuxia was shocked.

Of course her shock was real, she didn't expect those two scumbags to be so lazy, so careless, it was like yellow mud fell in their crotch, it was either shit or shit.

Besides, I was not innocent at all.

Shi Yuxia had an unusual headache, but soon she thought of a brilliant idea.

"I don't know, I just let them sit casually, maybe they are too familiar with themselves, or maybe they have other purposes..."

Shi Yuxia breathed and said hesitantly.

"Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up and talk."

Xu Damao said rudely.

"Oh... why are you yelling at me? I didn't do anything, and I was thinking of making something delicious for you..."

"Otherwise I wouldn't be in the hospital."

Shi Yuxia's tears fell as soon as she said, and Lihua's rainy expression really made people feel that she had been greatly wronged.

"Okay, okay, you are my good daughter-in-law, tell me what else is going on!"

Xu Da made a few perfunctory sentences casually.

Shi Yuxia glanced at the two in embarrassment and said.

"After the fire is hot, the sound is still quite loud, coupled with the sound of cooking, it's quite noisy, and I can't hear any movement from the two of them."

"But I could still vaguely hear the movement over there when I just lit the fire."

"What movement?"

Silly Zhu who had been listening to the sound in the room asked curiously.

"Hey... Actually, I shouldn't say it, but for my innocence... I can't help it."

Shi Yuxia said tastefully.

Xu Damao just opened his mouth to urge.

Shi Yuxia hurriedly continued to speak.

"I'm not familiar with them, and I don't know who said it."

"One person said, let's fix it?"

"Another person said, don't make it up, sister-in-law is cooking, it will be bad if she sees it."

"Then the person who spoke at the beginning continued to say, it's okay, she makes a lot of noise in cooking, let's keep our voices down, and you go and close the door..."

Shi Yuxia paused.

"And then all I could hear was a slight gasp..."

"I didn't really think about it at the time. I thought they wanted to fix the tape recorder or something, lest I wouldn't let them move casually, or they would disturb me..."

Shi Yuxia said with a pure face.

As for the inspiration of quick wit, it came from the story of a male technician named Banggen that she heard on the street when she was working.

When she heard it for the first time, she seemed to have opened the door to a new world.

It turns out that money can still be earned in this way, and the fees are much more expensive than changing it yourself. It is simply a rake.

Of course, what Shi Yuxia doesn't know is that sticks are expensive, but the money that can fall into her hands is very little.

Moreover, they often do not open for business, and can only produce and sell themselves.

Anyway, thanks to the gift of the stick, I suddenly came up with such a brilliant idea to tide over the difficulties.

After all, the most beneficial thing for me in this matter is that although the two of them are not wearing clothes, they are neatly dressed for cooking.

Coupled with the fact that he fainted in different places, it can be said that there is absolutely no possibility of omissions.

Unless the two of them are stupid.

Shi Yuxia couldn't help looking at the two of them, muttering in her heart.

It stands to reason that the two big men shouldn't wake up later than themselves, right?

Shi Yuxia took a sneak peek and found that Yan Jiekuang's mouth was squirming undetectably.

Seems to be gnashing his teeth?

Shi Yuxia immediately understood what was going on.

You dare not face it, now that I have made up a perfect excuse, you are gnashing your teeth and hating me for talking nonsense?

There is no such thing.

And, I'll make you admit it to yourselves.

Shi Yuxia suddenly exclaimed: "The two of them seem to have moved, are they going to wake up?"

"Look at Yan Jiekuang, his mouth is moving."

Shi Yuxia caught everyone's attention by her sudden breath.

Yan Jiekuang and Liu Guangfu couldn't pretend no matter how much they thought about dressing up.

They could only pretend that they had just woken up. The two slowly opened their eyes and showed off their acting skills to each other.

As soon as the two opened their eyes, they saw their old fathers with worried and tangled expressions.

Originally, there was only worry, but when Shi Yuxia finished speaking, the entanglement climbed up on the faces of the two uncles.

"You... When did you two start..."

The second uncle said with trembling lips in his bangs.

His hands were trembling slightly.

After all, he beat up several children from childhood to adulthood.

Now there is such a corrupt family style in the family.

He who has always been face-to-face suddenly felt that face had been lost to his grandma's house.

"We... no... just try."

"Not long..."

Liu Guangfu said vaguely.