Through the courtyard, I became a big villain

"No, Xu Damao, don't you owe K? Why are you messing with everyone at night!"

Wearing an army green hurdle vest, Sha Zhu said with an unhappy face, intending to beat up Xu Damao if there is any disagreement.

"No! What's the matter. You foolishly dare to beat people when you get up?"

"How do you know I'm fine?"

Xu Damao was not intimidated by Sha Zhu this time.

He is really confident!

After all, the second uncle blocked the door and kept giving him winks.

What's more, he himself has already confirmed this matter.

"What's the matter?"

Silly Zhu looked at the second uncle who blocked the elders with a bad premonition in his heart.

"What are you doing blocking Da Ye's door? Why, your family lost a chicken again?"

Silly Zhu deliberately opened his mouth to stimulate Xu Damao, but Xu Damao couldn't hide something in his heart, he said for sure that he stimulated him in this way.

The uncle who was so noisy for such a long time did not go out, it seems that something happened that he didn't know.

Silly Zhu couldn't help but feel worried for the uncle.

"Heh, lost a chicken? This lost thing is much more valuable than a chicken. Otherwise, why can't the uncle dare to open the door?"

"Isn't it, my lord?"

Xu Damao was talking sarcasticly outside the door, he was angry on the surface, but he was really happy in his heart.

Now not only can I get rid of that 200-pound old woman, but I can also severely suppress the first uncle. It is also good for me to have the second uncle in the top position!

"Yes! I testify, open the door later, the scene inside will definitely make you unforgettable forever!"

"Our neighbors have been living in the same yard for more than 20 years! Who would have thought that..."

"I don't see it!"

The second uncle also echoed Xu Damao's statement.

This filled the curiosity of everyone who was shouted by Xu Damao.

"Then you don't stand here, hurry up and call Lao Yi to open the door."

"The three masters said."

Like the second uncle at the beginning, he didn't really believe that the first uncle had done anything to ruin the family style.

But these two people swear by it, anyone will be curious.

"Hmph, watch it!"

"Master, open the door!"

"I know you're home!"

"If you have the guts to steal someone, you have the ability to open the door!"

Xu Damao slammed on the door and shouted.

The ears of the people around were shocked by Xu Damao's words.

"Master? Stealing people?"

Neighbors looked at each other in disbelief.

How come these two words are so unbelievable when you put them together.

"Master, you open the door, I'm here, Xu Damao can't do anything with me here!"

Sha Zhu stretched his neck outside the door and shouted, pretending to be brave for the uncle.

He is the one who believes in the great man the most, and the one who firmly believes that Xu Damao must be slandering the great man.

Listening to Sha Zhu's words, the old man inside couldn't help but sigh in his heart that Sha Zhu's heart is true.

But I'm so fucking cold when I open the door now.

I have managed my reputation for most of my life!

Thinking of this uncle, he looked at Jia Zhang with some resentment!

I blame her for not being able to wait a day!

"What's the matter with this uncle? You haven't woken up yet?"

"No, what the hell is going on! Grandpa stole someone, who did he steal?"

"That's right, the one who woke everyone up in the middle of the night to accompany you here to blow the wind?"

The neighbors behind Xu Damao said impatiently.

"Okay, since everyone is getting impatient, then just give me a testimony here!"

"Let's not talk about who you stole. Since the uncle won't open the door, I'll kick the door open. If I, Xu Damao, are telling lies!"

"I will pay the uncle double for this door!"

"Okay, let's be a witness!"

"Kick it, we don't want to wait here with you!"

Xu Damao achieved his goal when he saw a few people agreeing.

"Elder Master, don't pretend to be inside. The second uncle and I both know that you have woken up a long time ago. No, to be precise, you may not have slept at all."

"I'll count to three, if you don't open the door, I'll really kick you."

"I believe you have done such a thing, even if you go to the police station, I am justified!"

Xu Damao said sharply, this is simply the most righteous time in his life.

"You go into the house and hide."

The uncle said helplessly to Jia Zhang.

"If you still don't drive, then I can count!"

"three!"

Xu Damao yelled three and then kicked towards the door.

Who knew that the uncle just pretended to be rubbing his eyes and opened the door.

Xu Damao didn't exert any strength, and his whole foot fell directly into the room, and it happened to be stuck on the door frame between his legs.

All of a sudden, Xu Damao's painful veins popped out...

"Pfft..."

People outside couldn't see this scene clearly, but Jia Zhang, who was about to hide in the room, could see it clearly.

I was immediately amused by this funny scene.

And this sneer also spread outside.

"No, is there really a woman inside?"

"Who! Let me take a look!"

"No way! Why is it her?"

"I'll go! I never dreamed it was her!"

"My mother, this world is too crazy!"

The people in the front row who could see her said one sentence after another that she stimulated the people behind to want to enter the house crazily, and finally Jia Zhang was a little flustered and wanted to find a place to hide.

In the end, everyone finally came in between pushing and shoving.

I also saw Jia Zhang who was hiding.

Jia Zhang is hiding in the closet of the uncle's house.

Half of his body was huddled inside, but his body was too wide and too fat. His whole fat buttocks just sat on the beam of the closet, and he desperately wanted the closet door with his backhand.

The neighbors who all live in the same courtyard know that it is Jia Zhang's family even without looking at their faces.

That figure is really recognizable.

For a time, countless cracking sounds sounded.

That is the broken view of the people in the Siheyuan in Luoguxiang.

"No, sir! You... You really did this... Or are you married to Xu Damao?"

Shazhu's eyes were full of horror, and he asked in disbelief.

"Hey! Who are you!"

"When did you come in!"

"What are you doing in my house!"

The panic-stricken uncle directly chose to play dumb!

Pointing to Jia Zhang in the closet, he asked.

Jia Zhangshi was wriggling inside, and was a little stuck when he hid himself in just now.

It took Jia Zhang a long time to pull himself out of the closet.

"What do you mean Yi Zhonghai!"

"Just now I called Xiao Tiantian!"

"Now that you see so many people, don't you recognize them?"

"Let me tell you! It just so happens that the neighbors are here too!"

"I didn't do anything with Yi Zhonghai!"

"But we both see each other!"

"Xu Damao, we will divorce tomorrow!"

"And you! You want to separate yourself from me for the sake of your face?"

"You are dreaming!"

Jia Zhang pointed at Yi Zhonghai's nose with his hips akimbo and said.

Yi Zhonghai's heart was broken.

This seems to be a little different from the sweet love I imagined?