Through the courtyard, I became a big villain

Zhang Zhaodi, who was huddled in the corner, finally felt less uneasy. So far, everything has been going smoothly. As long as she gets off the train in the next urban area, boards the train and heads south, the safety factor will be higher.

The vehicle was swaying. Although sitting on the ground, Zhang Zhaodi, who had been worried all day, still fell asleep.

The 180 catties wide body is completely pressed on his snakeskin pocket, which is indeed much stronger than most protection measures.

It is the person who wants to get out of the car when he is suffering.

So there was a funny scene on the intercity bus.

Zhang Zhaodi originally leaned against the left corner of the back door of the bus, and behind it was a higher seat.

But this time, after she fell asleep on her snakeskin pocket on her back, her feet and rear buttocks were still pressed against the pocket, but her upper body had already clattered to the ground, her head stuck under the steps of the aisle behind.

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

Ever since Zhang Zhaodi fell asleep, the sound of lying in the back has never stopped.

Everyone who gets out of the car from the back row will have to scream first, and anyone who sees a big pie face under the two steps in the aisle can't help shouting!

But it's not over yet...

Zhang Zhaodi seemed to be sleeping uncomfortably. She turned over with her legs bent, but still only pressed the snakeskin pocket under her body and protected it with one hand, but now she kicked the car hard Side, straighten your body...

This also caused her to have her upper body in the aisle instead of her head in the aisle.

Then an even more ridiculous scene appeared.

"Why is this lying on a person?"

asked one of the people who was going to get out of the car.

"Didn't you hear so many noises just now? This person has been sleeping here for a long time, and he can't wake up even if he shouts."

"Why should I get out of the car?"

Zhang Zhaodi's body was lying about 10 centimeters below the steps. In addition to the width of her obese body and her stunned head, she couldn't cross it with a step of 1 meter.

It's okay if it's an adult male, but ordinary adult women can't make it through.

And the person who is feeling emotional now happens to be a girl of sixteen or seventeen years old, and she doesn't walk as fast as a married woman.

Finally the girl bit her lip.

took two steps back.

"one two Three..."

After silently counting to three in her heart, she took off with all her strength, and even jumped out of the 1.5-meter mark that she had never jumped out of in school.

"Emma, ​​the next car is really difficult..."

The little girl sighed and got out of the car, while Zhang Zhaodi was still sleeping there unconsciously, her saliva was half drooling...

She is the only one who escaped like her.

If Xu Yang saw it, he might have to sigh, it is worthy of the same name as Jia Zhang, and this heartless shape is quite similar.

As the vehicle kept moving, figures of various colors kept flying past Zhang Zhaodi, some getting on and some getting off.

But there will always be accidents if you walk too much at night.

An old aunt who got out of the car was also a little older and was still on crutches.

"Emma, ​​this auntie, oh, this is amazing, and this is a big run-up."

The old aunt used all her strength to step over Zhang Zhaodi.

It even amazed the passengers behind.

The old aunt was also gradually inflating her self-confidence amidst exclamations.

"one two Three!"

The old aunt gritted her teeth and read out the word "three"!

The old aunt took off confidently, leaped confidently, and then...

The left leg went over...

The right leg is gone...

Half of the people passed by, but the crutches did not pass.

The old aunt also fell down a pile of buttocks.

Um...

It landed on Zhang Zhaodi's chest, and the crutch also spun around and hit Zhang Zhaodi's head.

"Ah! Ah!... Cough cough cough... what, what! It smashed me to death!"

Zhang Zhaodi, who was sleeping soundly, was stepped on first, and then pressed violently, so she let out two screams in succession, and then a burst of breathlessness caused her to cough violently. Before she could sit up, a faucet The walking stick hit her right on the head.

"what are you doing!"

Zhang Zhaodi hurriedly applied and nervously retreated to the corner where she was sitting firmly in her snakeskin pocket.

"Is this old lady here to steal my money?"

Zhang Zhaodi's vigilance was full.

"This girl... eh? No, big sister."

The old aunt rubbed her butt, and found that it was either very painful, or her ankle was a little sprained.

"I'm sorry, I want to get out of the car, but you're standing here, and three or four of us called you and didn't wake you up, so I can only find a way to get over..."

"So you just stepped on me and stepped over?"

Zhang Zhaodi's nose was almost crooked.

If you step over, will I still be stepped on?Damn it, Nako probably broke my skin...

Zhang Zhaodi rubbed his chest in pain.

"You dead old lady, why don't you die for that good man!"

Zhang Zhaodi didn't have a good temper in the first place, how could she swallow this breath after being hit several times in a row.

"No, why are you unreasonable, big girl? The aisle is not a place to sleep. How many people did you delay getting off the bus? Big, why are you so unforgiving!"

Up to now, the old aunt still thinks that Zhang Zhaodi, who is in rags, is a rural woman in her 40s who went down to visit relatives by car.

That's why she called Zhaodi the big sister.

Although Zhang Zhaodi can act ugly, being mistaken for a big girl by such an old lady is enough to make her uncomfortable.

"Who is the big sister to you! Ah! Who is the big sister to you! I don't care, if you smash me like this, you will lose money!"

Zhang Zhaodi said proudly.

"No, big sister, if you say that, I fell down just now, and I will pay you, who will pay me?"

The old aunt was also taken aback, obviously she was at fault first, and she took the initiative to apologize after seeing how badly she was hurt by the two tramples and smashes, this person went so far!

"Stop arguing! If you can't solve it here, go to the Public Security Bureau!"

The flight attendant in front shouted in a very bad temper. In this era, the eight members are rarely friendly.

"Yes, go to the police station!"

The old aunt also said angrily.

Zhang Zhaodi's heart shuddered when she heard this, and she thought to herself that she was too high-profile in her anger just now.

How can I afford to go to the Public Security Bureau now? My letter of introduction can't stand being checked, and others will know what's going on as soon as I open my snakeskin pocket.

"I'm not going, my man is still waiting for me at the station..."

Zhang Zhaodi didn't refute her age anymore, and didn't care about her with the old aunt, instead she tried to shrink into the corner again.