Through the courtyard, I became a big villain

"Doctor! Doctor, come and take a look at these two people. We don't know what department they are in."

Several people pushed Jia Zhang and Banggen up the slope of the hospital.

The uncle hurried to the counter and said out of breath.

"What kind of symptoms are you going to go to? You are not sure and tell me!"

At the end of the year, various things in the hospital were particularly concentrated, and there were still many patients.

So the attitude of the nurse at the front desk is not good.

"Well, I got burned after eating hot pot..."

The old man thought about it and said.

"Then hang on to the burn department!"

The nurse rolled her eyes and said.

"It's something that children know. You're such an old man, why are you wasting time here?"

"It was a little cold when I came here, and I fell several times. Now I am a little cold, and my body is frozen."

"That's a bit troublesome. After hanging up in the burn department, go to the frostbite department to have a look."

The nurse thought for a while and said.

"But the two falls of the old lady seemed to be quite serious, and she was crushed by the cart twice..."

Yi Zhonghai said in embarrassment, if he hadn't judged badly, he wouldn't have bothered the nurse at the front desk.

"Okay, don't run around, go directly to the surgery in this case."

The nurse is also experienced in many battles, and quickly gave reasonable suggestions.

"Why are you still waiting here? Tell me if you have any symptoms, don't be like squeezing toothpaste here!"

The nurse had been delayed by Yi Zhonghai for a long time, so she was not polite.

"It should be fine..."

Before Yi Zhonghai could finish his sentence, he heard something behind him...

"Puff~puff~puff~puff~..." a series of voices.

Yi Zhonghai turned his head helplessly: "Which subject should I fail in this situation..."

"Which department is still pending, quickly push it and send it to the emergency room!"

"It's all incontinence!"

When the nurse saw the situation, I couldn't sit still, so she led the way ahead and asked them to put on the hospital trolley and push it directly to the emergency room.

"Then the child will push it if he doesn't need it."

The uncle pointed to the stickman on the cart who was rolling his eyes.

The nurse looked back at the stick with solemn eyes.

Then he said very professionally: "Go ahead too, his condition may be more serious."

"what?"

The uncle was startled, and he only listened to Jia Zhang's calls along the way.

So the stick stem is the more serious one?

Under the worried eyes of the crowd, the two of them were pushed into the emergency room together.

At this time, most of the voices were isolated inside.

Only Xu Yang's excellent hearing ability could hear all the movements inside.

"Take off their clothes, the hot pot won't stick to their skin, just untie them."

"Expose the affected area."

"Ok."

The nurse obeyed the doctor's order and unbuttoned Jia Zhang's clothes and pants.

"I go!"

"What's wrong, calmness is the most basic quality for a nurse!"

"The usual training for you has gone into the dog's mind?"

Next to the doctor is the head nurse on this floor, who is usually very strict with the nurses.

It was hard for her not to be angry when the other party lost his composure in the emergency room.

"No, head nurse, it's also the first time I've seen this scene."

"This kid's Kunzi is like a cannonball collapsing..."

"Let me see, I haven't seen any scenes!"

"If you're startled, look, I won't scold you!"

The head nurse came to BangGong's side cursing.

"Fuck, I've never seen this scene..."

"It really looks like a cannonball... It's black and it's blooming..."

"Can this still work..."

The head nurse couldn't control her sigh when she saw it.

Sticking out without getting dizzy all the way, listening to the heart-piercing words around him, he finally rolled his eyes and passed out directly.

Hearing the startled movements of the two nurses, the doctor who had already treated Jia Zhang briefly came over to take a look.

Then he said with a sad face: "Don't look at it, it's useless..."

The stick that had just woken up in a daze heard the doctor's words "crack" and passed away again.

Only Xu Yang was not surprised at all.

The stick stem has never been used because it has changed its orientation.

In fact, except for the function of excretion, his stuff basically has nothing.

This time it's nothing more than blooming on the bar...

The whole process is not particularly complicated.

In less than half an hour, the doctor came out with two professionally trained nurses.

"It's over."

"The lady had about 30% of her body with burns plus frostbite, and the wounds would heal slower in this case."

"And there will definitely be scars in the end. If you are at this age, whether you want to have scar removal or not, your family members should discuss it."

"Also, one of you will go in later, and clean up her mess!"

"vomit…"

"That stick, that's the big guy, how is it?"

The uncle leaned forward and asked worriedly.

"His situation..."

The doctor said hesitantly.

"The burns are relatively mild, and they are all in the private parts."

"But there's one more bad news..."

"His kunzi is probably about to lose its effect..."

The doctor tried his best to speak in a sad voice, but the slightly trembling corners of his mouth still betrayed his inner unease.

After practicing medicine for so many years, this is the first time he saw Kunkun blooming...

"Ha ha ha ha…"

Don't get me wrong, it's not the doctor laughing.

It's the two nurses.

"You, as nurses, how can you laugh at patients!"

The old man said indignantly.

"No, this family member, we have received professional training and will never lose our composure at work."

"Unless I can't help it... Puff..."

"You're just laughing at sticks!"

The uncle watched the nurse laugh as he spoke at the end.

Continue to complain about sticks.

"You misunderstood, I remembered something happy."

said a nurse.

"My husband is admitted to university."

said the head nurse.

"Pfft..."

"Don't look at me, my husband has also been admitted to university."

"Is your husband the same husband?"

"Yes...ah no, they were admitted to the same university..."

"Okay, you should hurry up and see the patient, and then pay the fee. I suggest you stay in the hospital for observation for three days. After you pay the deposit for the hospital fee, I can continue to take medicine."

The doctor finished speaking with a serious face, and led the two nurses away with trembling shoulders.

Just after passing the corner, the old men heard "hahahaha" laughter from the direction they were leaving.

"It's too much, you guys are obviously laughing at the stick!"

The uncle yelled into the corridor.

The three serious faces looked back at him together: "This family member, no noise is allowed in the hospital, we just remembered happy things."

"Doctor, someone in your family has also been admitted to college?"

Xu Damao couldn't help asking.

"No, I think the chrysanthemums I planted at home are blooming..."