Through the courtyard, I became a big villain

"Hey, what's wrong with this!"

Everyone at Xu Yang's main table looked back in panic.

Xu Yang mysteriously picked up the Moutai and drank a cup.

"Ouch! It hurts to death!"

"It hurts."

Jia Zhang's is the one who lies most directly on the table and the one who sprinkles the most on his body, followed by the stick next to him.

Jiazhang sprinkled most of his body, and the stick basically sprinkled on his lower body because he was sitting.

After the stick yelled once, he stopped yelling, and now he keeps rolling his eyes.

"My...my machine..."

The stick is in so much pain that he can't speak now, but his heart is howling crazily.

"God, you are playing with me, I don't need it, but you have to keep it for me!"

The stick was clutching his leg and trembling with pain, while Jia Zhang beside him was still rolling on the ground and howling.

"It's over! The old lady and the two of them are so hot that the whole pot of hot pot soup has been dumped on their bodies."

"My God, send him to the hospital!"

The first uncle and the second uncle shouted anxiously.

"Then let's do it... suck... hiss..."

The third master also interjected, even at this moment he still did not forget to stuff a piece of meat into his mouth.

"Xu Yang, can you get out of your car? It's really urgent, old lady."

The uncle asked Xu Yang anxiously, he must be responsible for borrowing this car.

Xu Yang is stingy if he doesn't get it, no matter what, I, Yi Zhonghai, will always win.

"What? Car, Ding Peng drove away just now. He said he had too many kitchen utensils and borrowed my car."

"Didn't you see it just now?"

Xu Yang asked rhetorically instead.

"Let's find a cart and take the old lady to the hospital."

Xu Yang also said enthusiastically.

Of course, what he was thinking in his heart was what's the point of staying here and continuing to eat.

Xu Yang decided to follow along to see the excitement.

"Okay, I'll go to the street to borrow a scooter."

"No, Zhuzi, you go, your legs are fast."

The uncle was just thinking about going to the street in a hurry, when he suddenly thought that this kind of errands should be sent to silly Zhu.

"Da Mao, don't worry, hurry up, go back to the house and get the money!"

After all, the uncle is an old man, and he is much more experienced in handling things than Sha Zhu, so in times of crisis, he, the original uncle, took command on the spot.

"You Salem..."

"It hurts to death..."

Jiazhang lay on the ground and listened to it for a long time, but he didn't even go out the door, they didn't know the pain even if they weren't burned, and he almost died of pain.

"Which one of you has the strength to carry me on your back!"

"I can't do it, it hurts too much..."

"Whoops..."

"Well... my waist is bad, and I'm getting old."

Grandpa said.

"What do you see me doing? I'm panting after walking two steps!"

The second uncle jumped straight.

"I'll go, don't you want me to recite it? This old lady can almost hold the two of me!"

The third master jumped over the wall even more anxiously under the eyes of everyone.

The rest of the younger generation can't count on them even more. People like Yan Jiekuang and Liu Guangfu are not even filial to their parents, and everyone doesn't count on them.

Of course, no one watched Xu Yang, even if they watched Xu Yang, they would just say: I think she's dead.

The old lady smelled strongly of mutton, and a lot of meat slices were hanging on her body. After rolling so many times, she didn't fall off.

"What are you all looking at me for?"

Xu Damao went into the house and rummaged through the boxes and cabinets to find out a few dollars, and then he went out.

"The old lady is in so much pain, let one of us carry her to the hospital quickly."

Grandpa said.

Xu Damao was silent for two seconds.

"The money in my hand should not be enough, I'll look for it when I go back to the house!"

Then Xu Damao ran back into the house without looking back.

The elders looked at each other in dismay, and tacitly agreed not to mention the matter of carrying back Jia Zhang. Jia Zhang cursed on the ground by himself, displaying a soul-calling skill that had not been seen in the courtyard for a long time.

"Old Jia, I'm not nice to meet people. It's not as good as you to find a man. Come back and have a look."

"The yard is also full of beasts. Seeing that I am dying of pain, no one cares about it!"

"Dongxu, your son is rolling his eyes in pain! Come back and have a look..."

"The car is coming, the car is coming."

Just as the elders pretended not to hear anything in embarrassment, Sha Zhu finally ran and pulled the cart back.

"Come on, let's go together, let's lift the old lady up first. It's too cold, Da Mao, go get two quilts too, otherwise the old lady and the stick will be frozen on the way."

The uncle said to Xu Damao who went out quietly after hearing the movement.

Xu Damao went back to the room with a bit of embarrassment and took two quilts out.

"Sniff..."

As soon as Xu Damao came over, everyone around sniffled in unison.

That strong smell hit everyone's sense of smell.

But this would be life-threatening, and everyone tacitly didn't mention it.

The first uncle held Jia Zhang's shoulders, the second uncle and third uncle held Jia Zhang's two arms respectively, and Sha Zhu lifted Jia Zhang's two legs again.

Several people in this scene had a feeling of deja vu.

"Fortunately, the old lady was burned this time, so she didn't have a stomachache..."

Silly Zhu thought with great joy in his heart.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, there was a sudden "poof~" under the old lady's buttocks.

"My grass!"

"The old lady pulled again!"

Silly Zhu was so frightened that he dropped the old lady's two legs. The old men who were not too young lost their balance in an instant, and the old lady was about to be carried into the car. Sha Zhu's flustered operation was thrown under the wheels of the car.

"You fucking idiot, I farted after being frozen for a long time, and you threw me to the ground cruelly!"

"You fucking kill it!"

"Old Jia! Look at our neighbor, he is vicious, he is vicious, he wants to kill me!"

Sha Zhu was also a little ashamed at this time, it was really a memory from the beginning, even after more than ten years, he still felt a little hard to forget.

The instinct of the body is afraid that Jia Zhang will pop out and Ollie will be sprayed out, and then spray himself all over...

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, old lady, just to help you up."

"We can't delay any longer, hurry up, Zhuzi."

The uncle still maintains Sha Zhu.

There was no accident this time. Although Jia Zhang is now fatter than before, after all, there are many people and strength.

The thin stick behind did not waste much energy, and soon the cart was carrying two burn patients to the hospital.

But along the way, Jiazhang's family may have been really iced, and it was almost bombarded.

"Pfft~"

"Puchi~"

Except for Sha Zhu who was pedaling hard in front, there was nowhere to hide, and the other uncles, including Xu Yang who was farther behind, hid far away.

Even the decent husband Xu Damao is the furthest away.