Douluo continent rumored Douluo world
Chapter 2 The Second Mission
Just when Chen Xuan was thinking about whether he could refuse, the system responded: "In order to prevent too many people from knowing about it and causing chaos in time and space, Earth's time and space only allows one promoter. If you refuse, I will erase your relevant memories and hire another one." Talent.”
"Isn't it just a cheating job promoting eliminated products? It's also said that this job is very popular and many people are rushing to get it." Chen Xuan was a little speechless, but thinking about the various time and space outside the earth, he couldn't help but become curious. Everyone has imagined whether there are other planets with life and civilization outside the earth, and what they look like.Now that there is an opportunity in front of Chen Xuan, how could he not be tempted? Although the job itself is a bit cheating, it cannot hide the fact that it can contact the cultures of other planets.
"Anyway, the most you can do is erase the relevant memories and lose this job. It's better to give it a try first and at least see the world." Chen Xuan finally accepted the job.
At this time, the system voice sounded again: "The first task is now released: promote one ton of groundroot grass within a week. Note: Groundroot grass, a kind of angiosperm, grows in Tianyuan Continent in a certain fairy time and space. Once It was popular in slums for a period of time. The poor used it to satisfy their hunger and make tea, but the taste was very bad. With the improvement of farmers' living standards and the popularization of some food varieties in the world of immortality, they were gradually eliminated and became useless weeds because of their growth. Prosperity, apart from difficulties, has become a worry for farmers in Tianyuan Continent."
Chen Xuan felt bad after hearing this. Even if it is a eliminated product, it is still a weed. Did you make a mistake in asking me to promote the weed?At the beginning of the reform and opening up, when farmers were in poverty, some people would dig grass roots to satisfy their hunger. How many people are digging grass roots to eat now?
Chen Xuan thought of a scene. He set up a stall in the vegetable market and shouted there: "Freshly picked grass, pure natural, pollution-free and pollution-free. Come and buy two kilograms and take it home to try it." I guess he would be scolded. Crazy?
"System, are you serious?" Chen Xuan asked with a dark face.
"Very serious, do you have any questions?" The system's answer was very heartless.
"This is a weed that farmers have to get rid of. It is a worry for farmers. If you ask me to promote it, do you think that we people on earth are all fools?" Chen Xuan couldn't help but complain.
"Only those who are capable of doing what is impossible are worthy of being a time-space promoter. If you can't even complete the first task, I will erase your relevant memories and hire another talent. If you complete it, you will be rewarded."
Chen Xuan didn't even know what to say. Although he was cheating, he was more stubborn than you. If you couldn't figure it out, just choose someone else. What could you do?
"Let me ask first, how do you promote it and what is the price?"
"Don't worry, our group doesn't have excessive requirements for mulch grass. We don't seek profit. As long as we don't give it away, but promote it in a real sense, and it is recognized and sought after by others, then the task will be completed. How about it, right? Very simple?"
"It's easy, your sister." Chen Xuan couldn't help but curse. You are obviously a pest, but you still want to be recognized and sought after by others. Why don't you go to heaven?
"I am a super-time and space promotion system. You can understand it as future technology and artificial intelligence. I have no kinship with you humans, and I have no sister."
Chen Xuan almost vomited blood and thought for a long time before asking, "Is it okay to extend it to farms and feed horses, cows and sheep?"
“A friendly reminder, horses, cattle and sheep don’t eat ground grass.”
"..."
"Moreover, there is too much grass for feeding horses, cattle and sheep. The value of mulch cannot be reflected. It will be replaced and forgotten in a blink of an eye. It cannot be regarded as promotion."
Chen Xuan felt more and more that this work was really not done by humans, but he really wanted to contact the time and space outside the earth, and his competitive spirit was aroused. He was silent for a moment and said: "Let me see first, this earth root What is the grass like?"
"Please take a look." As the system's voice fell, Chen Xuan suddenly felt his eyes blur, and a huge spherical space appeared, filled with unattractive green grass. They were piled into hills, just like a garbage dump.
"This is……"
"This is the system space. These grasses are the mulches that farmers in Tianyuan Continent have removed and thrown away. As much as you need, you can bring out the reality with just a thought."
"This is quite convenient." Chen Xuan thought, and with a thought, his eyes returned to reality - in his backyard, there was a small pile of mulch under his feet, which could be just enough for a backpack. They were lying on the grass, as if They are weeds removed by the gardener.
Chen Xuan picked up one and observed it carefully.I saw that its stem is upright, cylindrical, with bi-row leaves, oblong-lanceolate, and the edges and middle ribs are often lavender.Two or three flowers grow on the old stems. The flower bracts are dry and membranous, light white, and ovate.
To be honest, this ground grass is really unattractive, and the flowers are not very pretty. If it were growing on the roadside, Chen Xuan probably wouldn't even look at it.
Chen Xuan searched the Internet for groundroot grass, but could not find any information at all. This may be a kind of grass that does not even have a name on the earth.
Chen Xuan thought about his limited promotion methods and pondered for a long time on how to promote weeds. He thought about it for half an hour, but he had no clue.
Chen Xuan opened a certain promoter forum that he had added when he was doing his internship as a promoter. There were many promoters chatting in it.
Chen Xuan posted a post: "How can we promote weeds that are not eaten by horses, cattle, and sheep and are treated as harmful weeds by farmers, so that they can be recognized and sought after by others?"
"Master, are you kidding us?"
"We are promoters, not brainwashing masters."
"I have a solution - first you have to find a bunch of idiots."
"I think the poster's question is quite meaningful to discuss. If we can even promote weeds, then we will be invincible."
"It occurred to me that weeds could be used to produce biogas."
“Weeds can be dried and burned for cooking and generating electricity.”
"Weeds can be used for planting and greening the city."
"The people above have good ideas, but these uses are not very feasible, and there is not much profit at all. Besides, any weed has these functions. How can you make your weed unique, recognized and sought after by others? , is our focus.”
"I think this issue is meaningless to discuss at all. Even if we let some big experts in the promotion industry come in, there will be no solution. To promote weeds to the point where they are sought after, I might as well trick the sows into climbing the trees. Once the sows climb the trees, , I will definitely become an Internet celebrity and make a lot of money through it.”
Looking at the discussion among the friends, Chen Xuan felt like crying. He strongly agreed with these views. To be honest, if you want to trick others into pursuing weeds, it would be better to trick sows into climbing trees. That might be easier.This job as a time and space promoter is indeed a trap.
"Isn't it just a cheating job promoting eliminated products? It's also said that this job is very popular and many people are rushing to get it." Chen Xuan was a little speechless, but thinking about the various time and space outside the earth, he couldn't help but become curious. Everyone has imagined whether there are other planets with life and civilization outside the earth, and what they look like.Now that there is an opportunity in front of Chen Xuan, how could he not be tempted? Although the job itself is a bit cheating, it cannot hide the fact that it can contact the cultures of other planets.
"Anyway, the most you can do is erase the relevant memories and lose this job. It's better to give it a try first and at least see the world." Chen Xuan finally accepted the job.
At this time, the system voice sounded again: "The first task is now released: promote one ton of groundroot grass within a week. Note: Groundroot grass, a kind of angiosperm, grows in Tianyuan Continent in a certain fairy time and space. Once It was popular in slums for a period of time. The poor used it to satisfy their hunger and make tea, but the taste was very bad. With the improvement of farmers' living standards and the popularization of some food varieties in the world of immortality, they were gradually eliminated and became useless weeds because of their growth. Prosperity, apart from difficulties, has become a worry for farmers in Tianyuan Continent."
Chen Xuan felt bad after hearing this. Even if it is a eliminated product, it is still a weed. Did you make a mistake in asking me to promote the weed?At the beginning of the reform and opening up, when farmers were in poverty, some people would dig grass roots to satisfy their hunger. How many people are digging grass roots to eat now?
Chen Xuan thought of a scene. He set up a stall in the vegetable market and shouted there: "Freshly picked grass, pure natural, pollution-free and pollution-free. Come and buy two kilograms and take it home to try it." I guess he would be scolded. Crazy?
"System, are you serious?" Chen Xuan asked with a dark face.
"Very serious, do you have any questions?" The system's answer was very heartless.
"This is a weed that farmers have to get rid of. It is a worry for farmers. If you ask me to promote it, do you think that we people on earth are all fools?" Chen Xuan couldn't help but complain.
"Only those who are capable of doing what is impossible are worthy of being a time-space promoter. If you can't even complete the first task, I will erase your relevant memories and hire another talent. If you complete it, you will be rewarded."
Chen Xuan didn't even know what to say. Although he was cheating, he was more stubborn than you. If you couldn't figure it out, just choose someone else. What could you do?
"Let me ask first, how do you promote it and what is the price?"
"Don't worry, our group doesn't have excessive requirements for mulch grass. We don't seek profit. As long as we don't give it away, but promote it in a real sense, and it is recognized and sought after by others, then the task will be completed. How about it, right? Very simple?"
"It's easy, your sister." Chen Xuan couldn't help but curse. You are obviously a pest, but you still want to be recognized and sought after by others. Why don't you go to heaven?
"I am a super-time and space promotion system. You can understand it as future technology and artificial intelligence. I have no kinship with you humans, and I have no sister."
Chen Xuan almost vomited blood and thought for a long time before asking, "Is it okay to extend it to farms and feed horses, cows and sheep?"
“A friendly reminder, horses, cattle and sheep don’t eat ground grass.”
"..."
"Moreover, there is too much grass for feeding horses, cattle and sheep. The value of mulch cannot be reflected. It will be replaced and forgotten in a blink of an eye. It cannot be regarded as promotion."
Chen Xuan felt more and more that this work was really not done by humans, but he really wanted to contact the time and space outside the earth, and his competitive spirit was aroused. He was silent for a moment and said: "Let me see first, this earth root What is the grass like?"
"Please take a look." As the system's voice fell, Chen Xuan suddenly felt his eyes blur, and a huge spherical space appeared, filled with unattractive green grass. They were piled into hills, just like a garbage dump.
"This is……"
"This is the system space. These grasses are the mulches that farmers in Tianyuan Continent have removed and thrown away. As much as you need, you can bring out the reality with just a thought."
"This is quite convenient." Chen Xuan thought, and with a thought, his eyes returned to reality - in his backyard, there was a small pile of mulch under his feet, which could be just enough for a backpack. They were lying on the grass, as if They are weeds removed by the gardener.
Chen Xuan picked up one and observed it carefully.I saw that its stem is upright, cylindrical, with bi-row leaves, oblong-lanceolate, and the edges and middle ribs are often lavender.Two or three flowers grow on the old stems. The flower bracts are dry and membranous, light white, and ovate.
To be honest, this ground grass is really unattractive, and the flowers are not very pretty. If it were growing on the roadside, Chen Xuan probably wouldn't even look at it.
Chen Xuan searched the Internet for groundroot grass, but could not find any information at all. This may be a kind of grass that does not even have a name on the earth.
Chen Xuan thought about his limited promotion methods and pondered for a long time on how to promote weeds. He thought about it for half an hour, but he had no clue.
Chen Xuan opened a certain promoter forum that he had added when he was doing his internship as a promoter. There were many promoters chatting in it.
Chen Xuan posted a post: "How can we promote weeds that are not eaten by horses, cattle, and sheep and are treated as harmful weeds by farmers, so that they can be recognized and sought after by others?"
"Master, are you kidding us?"
"We are promoters, not brainwashing masters."
"I have a solution - first you have to find a bunch of idiots."
"I think the poster's question is quite meaningful to discuss. If we can even promote weeds, then we will be invincible."
"It occurred to me that weeds could be used to produce biogas."
“Weeds can be dried and burned for cooking and generating electricity.”
"Weeds can be used for planting and greening the city."
"The people above have good ideas, but these uses are not very feasible, and there is not much profit at all. Besides, any weed has these functions. How can you make your weed unique, recognized and sought after by others? , is our focus.”
"I think this issue is meaningless to discuss at all. Even if we let some big experts in the promotion industry come in, there will be no solution. To promote weeds to the point where they are sought after, I might as well trick the sows into climbing the trees. Once the sows climb the trees, , I will definitely become an Internet celebrity and make a lot of money through it.”
Looking at the discussion among the friends, Chen Xuan felt like crying. He strongly agreed with these views. To be honest, if you want to trick others into pursuing weeds, it would be better to trick sows into climbing trees. That might be easier.This job as a time and space promoter is indeed a trap.
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