Harry Potter: Martial Arts Professor at Hogwarts

Dumbledore and Snape were walking towards the girls' bathroom. He heard the troll's constant muttering and reminded: "The troll is saying, please spare me, don't hit me again."

When he was young, he liked to study knowledge very much, and he had studied the languages ​​of various intelligent creatures.Whether it's troll language, mermaid language, goblin language, etc., he can understand a general idea.

"Professor Kong, I think today's make-up class can be over first, and the students can go back to enjoy the Halloween dinner, can't they?"

"Oh! That's right! You haven't eaten tofu brain yet! This matter is indeed more important!" Kong Nuo nodded fiercely in front, "Go back quickly! There is a tough battle to fight tonight!"

Dumbledore gave Connoy a strange look, wondering why he was so happy all of a sudden.

When I met him at the edge of the Black Lake in the afternoon, his face smelled as bad as black coal.

Except for Harry, the three parties involved, and McGonagall, who is the head of Gryffindor, everyone left the girls' bathroom.

Before leaving, Kong Nuo thoughtfully used the restoration spell to completely restore the dilapidated girls' bathroom.

Fortunately, this place is very ordinary, and there are no secret passages, otherwise Dumbledore would definitely notify professional repair personnel to come and maintain it.

When Hagrid came to remove the unconscious troll, McGonagall was reprimanding the three lion cubs.

Hermione pouted, her eyes filled with tears, "They all came here to look for me, Professor McGonagall... If you want to fire me, fire me!"

Both Harry and Ron were stunned, with disbelief in their eyes.They reacted quickly and stood in front of Hermione.

"Professor McGonagall! That's not the case...it's all my fault this afternoon..."

When Dumbledore saw that the three were protecting each other, he stood up in time, and did not let Harry and Ron continue their conversation.

"Minerva, today is Halloween, how about letting the children have a good time? Now that Professor Kong has settled the matter, why not let this matter go? I believe the children have a long memory."

He looked at the three little lions, "Will you do it again?"

"No! No!" The three of them shook their heads quickly, their movements in unison, full of tacit understanding.

"It's still too dangerous! And sometimes, you also need to care about the feelings of other students!" McGonagall still didn't relax much, and said pointedly.

"Of course...of course...right? Children?" Dumbledore looked at the three of them again.

The three of them nodded like chickens pecking at rice.

The five Gryffindors walked towards the auditorium, and before they got close, they heard a passionate voice reaching their ears from afar.

Kong Nuo said loudly: "Come on! Those who like sweet sit on the left, those who like salty sit on the right! Huh? And those who like spicy? Then sit at the back first! See how many people there are!"

"Uh...the number of people seems a bit small, or you and the salty party sit together? This way the number of people is almost balanced, and then you can exchange more opinions with each other."

"Okay! Now your camp has been determined! Then the whole army will attack! Please, the sweet party, please speak first! Express your views! Professor Sprout, please help me cast the amplification spell."

Kong Nuo's voice fell, and a student's voice sounded, "Sweet tofu nao can taste the original taste of tofu nao, the smooth, sweet and tender taste is incomparable! Whether it is sugar, maple syrup or chocolate sauce, it can be eaten It blends perfectly with tofu nao!"

Kong Nuo's voice sounded again, "Okay! Very good speech, so now I invite the salty party to express your views! Professor Sprout, I will trouble you again!"

Another student's voice sounded, "The satisfaction brought by salty tofu is unparalleled! The collision between minced meat, chopped nuts, shredded cucumber and marinade, the explosive experience of the taste, you can Do you feel it?"

"Also! If you add a spoonful of chili oil at the end, it will be able to awaken the vitality of the whole body! I think I can single out the giant monster now!"

Dumbledore had already entered the door of the auditorium, and he saw Snape standing in the shadows outside the door, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly.

"Severus, what are they arguing about?" Dumbledore asked hastily.

Snape raised his eyebrows, "I'm really sad for Quirrell, he's stifling his head until he came up with a plan to turn the tiger away from the mountain, and it's not your first concern."

Dumbledore groaned, "He won't get anything, because I haven't put anything in it yet. I want you to watch Quirrell for me, because I'm afraid he will hurt Harry."

Snape said slowly in a cadenced tone: "As long as Mr. Potter studies with Professor Kong for two more years, he should be able to push Quirrell to the ground and rub that stinking head madly."

Dumbledore nodded with a joking expression, "Indeed, the knowledge taught by Konno is very practical, and I think you should have realized it."

Snape changed his posture, still hiding in the shadows, "Professor Kong is also a master at mobilizing emotions. It's unbelievable that the group of honest Hufflepuffs are actually arguing over tofu brains."

"Is there such a thing? I'll go in and have a look!" Dumbledore looked at Harry and the others who passed by him, and followed them to the Gryffindor table.

He had learned what had happened from the Weasley twins.

When the students all returned to the auditorium to continue the Halloween dinner, Kong Nuo introduced the tofu nao that was specially served for Halloween, and introduced the two eating methods in great detail.

For the other three colleges, this is a brand new food, they just need to choose the ingredients according to their own preferences.

Gryffindor's choice is very conventional, just choose according to the collocation when drinking milk tea before.

Slytherin College and Ravenclaw College are similar, but Gryffindor prefers sweet tofu brains, and Slytherin is very good at keeping up with Snape and chooses salty tofu brains.

But Ravenclaw wants all of them. He will eat a small portion of salty tofu nao first, then change to a golden bowl, and then eat a small portion of sweet tofu nao.

Such a peaceful situation suddenly exploded at the Hufflepuff table.

In terms of food, Hufflepuff, who is close to the Hogwarts kitchen, is undoubtedly very professional and has the absolute right to speak.

Tofu brain is no secret to them, but it has always been the welfare of a small number of teachers and has not been put on the table.

Just when the students started to enjoy the tofu nao, Kong Nuo suddenly asked: "Students! Do you think the salty one is delicious or the sweet one?"

The other students answered unanimously: "It's all delicious!"

Only Hufflepuff suddenly split into factions, telling each other the advantages of the two flavors of tofu.

So the excited Professor Kong started the debate.