Naruto: The Akatsuki organization that decided to fight a team battle

"Lord Orochimaru, that guy named Nagato is calling you." Yakushi Kabuto reminded.

Orochimaru's focus was always on Sasuke. If it weren't for Kabuto's reminder, he wouldn't have noticed Nagato's words at all.

All the Akatsuki members were looking at him, while Nagato was holding a strange black box and waving to him.

Orochimaru sighed in disappointment: "Oh, I raised Sasuke for three years in vain. I thought that the previous Hokage could severely damage the Akatsuki organization, but I didn't expect that this would be the result."

"Don't you have many ancestors of other ninja villages in your hands? Try to summon them!"

"Idiot, what time has it been? Even if you summon someone, it won't help. Alas, let's go and see what this kid is going to do..."

Orochimaru reluctantly walked up to Nagato, looked at the unfamiliar black box in his hand, and asked, "What is this?"

"This, this is something that can change gender."

Nagato casually tapped on the keyboard and pointed the screen at Orochimaru.

Orochimaru glanced at him a few times. He was fine at first, but later he became completely uneasy.

A book about JK Orochi Hime and his junior schoolmate Yakushi Kabuto was revealed to everyone's surprised eyes.

"..."

"Who did this? Who did this?"

"Why would I wear fancy clothes, be with the pharmacist Kabuto, and do such shameful things!"

Orochimaru was panicked.

What on earth is this black box? There is something like this in it.

Isn't this slander?

How could Orochimaru have ever experienced such a stain in his life?

He has never done anything dirty!

The point is, it's okay to see it alone, but even other members of the Akatsuki organization have seen it.

At this time, Scorpion, Deidara, and Hidan had already turned their backs, their bodies trembling from the laughter.

Nagato looked at Orochimaru's almost crazy state and asked quietly: "Uncle Snake, shouldn't your focus be on your gender change?"

Orochimaru snorted: "You still don't understand. For me, who has already reached the peak of human body art, my gender? Haha... I don't even know my gender. Where did you get this thing? Come on. Destroy it!"

Just when Orochimaru was about to snatch the black box from Nagato's hand, Nagato immediately dodged and said with a wicked smile: "Okay, as long as you promise me one thing, I will destroy these pictures!"

"What do you want me to do again?"

"join us!"

……

This is the second time Nagato invites Orochimaru to return to the Akatsuki organization.

Nagato always felt that Orochimaru was a talent.

His technological skills are unparalleled.

Although there is some restlessness, how many honest talents are there?

For the great cause of developing the Kingdom of Akatsuki, Orochimaru's power is indispensable.

"Uncle Snake, how about it? If you agree, I will delete it immediately. If you don't agree, then I will let everyone see your sexy pictures! You can decide for yourself whether you want to stay or go!"

"..."

"Okay..., I'll join, but I can tell you directly, if I have the chance, I will still steal your Rinnegan and Itachi's Sharingan!"

Nagato waved his hand after hearing the words: "Okay, okay, you are welcome to come and disturb you at any time! Since you agreed to join, we will not hold you responsible for reincarnating so many troublesome people. Let's go and seal the black people." Absolutely!"

"and many more……"

Xiaonan murmured softly, and then split into several pieces of paper.

"Transformation!"

With a puff of white smoke, the pieces of paper suddenly turned into two sets of Akatsuki uniforms.

"Obito and Orochimaru have returned to the organization. I think it would be better to change into these clothes."

Nagato praised: "Xonan, you are indeed the most attentive."

After Obito changed his clothes, he put the mask hanging around his waist on his head: "Suddenly I felt that this image suits me best."

Compared to Obito, Orochimaru was extremely reluctant to wear it. He never thought that he would wear this red cloud black robe again.

"I came in and put on my clothes. Please destroy the black box."

"Huh?" Nagato asked doubtfully, "When did I say I was going to destroy the black box? What I promised you was to delete those pictures. If you don't believe me, scroll up!"

"you……!"

Orochimaru was so angry that he couldn't say anything anymore. He pointed at the laptop with trembling fingers, but he didn't say the next words.

Nagato has always been a man of his word, so he clicked delete on the folder in front of everyone.

"What do you mean? It's gone now?" Orochimaru asked dubiously.

"No more, I promise you, no one will see it again!"

Orochimaru, who has always been curious about novel things, suddenly became very interested in this black box: "What on earth is this?"

"After the matter is over, I will give it to you for you to study. Let's go, I don't know what the fight between those two great gods is like, go and see the excitement!"

Before leaving, Kisame asked: "What should I do with the Three-Tails?"

"There may be a big battle in a while. Obito, I think it's best to leave the tailed beast in Lin's body to you...but it won't be too long. Soon, they will be free."

……

After things are over.

All members stood on the giant bird created by Deidara and headed to the battlefield between Hashirama and Madara.

Deidara sneaked up to Nagato and asked softly: "Boss, it's a pity that you deleted that notebook. I finally saw Orochimaru's embarrassment. I haven't seen enough yet, huh!"

"Hey, Xiao Di, tonight, uh no... Let's come to me secretly during the day tomorrow. I'll let you know what a recycling bin is!"

"Boss, you mean you didn't delete it?"

"Shhh, keep your voice down, this was all paid for, how could I be willing to delete it!"

The two couldn't help but start holding their heads and laughing...

……

Konan: "Nagato, what are you two talking about?"

Nagato heard the sound, quickly managed his expression, and coughed twice in embarrassment: "Ahem... Xiaodi and I are discussing how to deal with Madara and Hashirama, as well as the strategy of sealing Black Zetsu."

Hidan interrupted at this time: "Hey~ brothers, I suddenly thought of a good idea."

Nagato was a little surprised: "Hey, now that you are successful, you are actually starting to use your brain? Come on, tell me."

"Well..." Hidan put his hand on his chin and said seriously: "I remember in the original work, Madara once told Kohashirama when he was a child, don't stand behind him when peeing, otherwise Madara won't be able to urinate. This But it’s a fatal flaw! Then let’s just wait. When Madara is convenient, we can all go over together, stand in a row behind him, and toss him back and forth a few times. Maybe he will suffocate to death.”

"..."

The large group of ten people suddenly became silent because of Hidan's words.

Is this a solution that carbon-based organisms can come up with?

"As expected, it's you, Hidan."

Kakuzu sighed: "When I beat Gaara, I told you that I would take you to have a look at your brain. If this remains unchanged, I will definitely do it!"

This was one of the few times Hidan used his brain. He thought he would be praised by the members, but to his surprise, Kakuzu started to sarcastically mock him again.

"Hey! Kakuzu! Isn't my method good? It's simple and effortless!"

"Are you a fool? A person reincarnated from the dirt? Do you need to go to the toilet?"

“Don’t you need it??”

……

ps: I’m working overtime again. I’ll have a day off tomorrow. I just came back. I’ll code a chapter first. Don’t worry. After I come back from dinner with my friends, I’ll be ready to code all night tonight!