Naruto: The Akatsuki organization that decided to fight a team battle

"Ah! It hurts! Slow down!"

"Xiao Nan, it's almost over, hold on a little longer! It's coming out!"

"what!"

As Konan gasped, Nagato slowly moved his hand off Konan's head.

"Huh... Nagato, your techniques are getting more and more flexible. It's worth it that I let you practice for so long. Don't tell me, it feels really good this time. You finally dug out the most serious part..."

"Of course, if I can't even pick ears, am I still a man?" Nagato put the ear pick aside, looked at Xiaonan's satisfied eyes, and smiled knowingly.

It had been a day since his soul traveled here. He didn't expect that what Nagato always did with Konan was to pick her ears!

That's right, the days are so long, wouldn't it be too boring to not find something to do that Nagato can do?

Forget it, as long as she is happy, just pick it.

Nagato knew in his heart that Xiaonan was doing this for his own good. If he didn't exercise for many years, his body would indeed get rusty.

Xiaonan climbed down from Nagato's body, put on the iconic red cloud black robe, and said softly: "I really didn't expect that our things would be played in front of us again like reading memories. Your thing is called "laptop" "What exactly is this thing? It can also read and write the future. It's so amazing! When you first took it out, I thought it was just a brick."

Nagato: "Xonan, the secret must not be leaked! Maybe it is God's favor. Seeing my body in this state, he took pity on me and gave me a magic weapon. You have also seen it. What you see above is what really happened to us! This time The decision to join a team was really made for the development of the organization.”

Konan: "Well, I naturally believe that your decision! It is Yahiko's decision! It is also my decision!"

Nagato: "Okay! Just trust me, Xiaonan, let me give you a suggestion. I have no objection to asking me to pick ears in the future, but can you please stop taking off your clothes! Picking ears and taking off clothes are completely different. No contact, okay!”

Xiaonan: "What? You don't like it?"

Nagato: "It's not that I don't like it! You also know my physical condition, aren't you just irritating me? Do you know that I feel so uncomfortable that I will die!"

"Hmph!" Xiaonan turned back shyly: "I won't irritate you! Can you get better soon? I'm giving you motivation! No more, the organization has other things to do, I'm leaving first!"

Nagato watched Konan's leaving figure eagerly, recalling her charming figure just now, and only one thought came to his mind: "Wait until I finish organizing and uniting at this stage! I must go find Orochimaru!"

……

Early the next morning, in the Kingdom of Wind, at the border of Sand Hidden Village.

On the stone platform, stood a row of men.

They all wear the same clothes, bring their own contact lenses, have different hair colors, and have different manicures.

It is the most handsome group in history, the Akatsuki Organization.

Looking at his former hometown in the distance, perhaps feeling a little too much "family affection" recently, Xie couldn't help but shed tears in his eyes.

Deidara: "Brother Scorpion, I have long heard that Sand Hidden Village is surrounded by sand. When I saw it today, it really is true. Being born in such an environment, your skin can still be kept white and tender. I really envy you, huh? .”

Scorpion: "This is my art. No matter how windy or rainy it is, I just need to huddle up and move forward in Feiliuhu. Xiaodi, do you need me to make one for you?"

Deidara: "No, no, no, Brother Scorpion, I can't bear it. I'm afraid I will become shorter."

Scorpion: "...Xiao Di, are you laughing at my small stature? I am born with it, okay? Don't deny my art!"

Payne: "You two, stop making trouble. Do you still remember the slogan I taught you yesterday?"

All the members shouted in unison: "Remember!"

Payne nodded: "With me as the center, everyone gather around. We are about to officially go on an expedition! Just as we rehearsed yesterday, everyone will do it again with me!"

The members surrounded Payne and raised their right hands above their heads.

Payne: "Come on, keep your emotions up, everyone shout to me!"

"We are as close as brothers! We will never leave!"

"Because of you, the four seasons are warm!"

"Everything we do is for the sake of tolerance!"

"For world peace, as a family that loves each other, rush!"

Accompanied by high-spirited slogans, everyone inspired the ancient power in their bodies and ran towards Sunagakure Village at full speed.

……

Sand Hidden Village, above the city wall.

The chuunin on guard were drinking tea leisurely. Suddenly, the roaring sand stirred up in the distance caught their attention.

Actor No. [-]: "What's going on? The weather forecast didn't say there was a sandstorm today?"

Actor No. [-]: "No, this doesn't look like ordinary sand. It looks like a group of people ran out."

Actor No. [-]: "How is that possible? Bring me a telescope and let me take a look. The captain didn't say there would be visitors during the meeting this morning. How can anyone come to our place where birds don't shit?"

After saying that, he raised the telescope and took a look, and was instantly surprised.

"This... this is! Red... red cloud and black robe! Report to the captain through the radio quickly, people from the Akatsuki organization have appeared! Go!"

Kazekage's office, Gaara's place.

At this time, he was looking out the window at the scenery full of yellow sand, with a sad expression on his face.

"These old guys have been secretly competing with me since I became the Kazekage. One day, I will destroy you with my own hands."

Just as Gaara was sighing, Kankuro suddenly broke into the door and shouted urgently: "Gaara, it's not good, people from the Akatsuki organization are here!"

After hearing this, Gaara remained calm and responded calmly: "It's finally here. I've long realized that they would come to me. Huh, who are they?"

Kankuro: "No...not two. It's...a group!"

Hearing this, Gaara, who had always been expressionless, panicked: "A group? What do you mean? Don't they all move in pairs? Konoha's information should be correct!"

Kankuro ran forward and grabbed Gaara and said urgently: "Brother! Don't worry about this, you are our Kazekage and a precious Jinchuuriki! The Akatsuki organization is here for you, and we, Sandgakure, can't lose you. , you hide quickly, I will be responsible for what happens next!”

Gaara: "No! If I hide, the village will perish, and I will be responsible for this!"

After saying that, his body instantly transformed into countless fine sands and disappeared into the house.

……

Not long after, Gaara's figure suddenly appeared out of thin air as a ball of sand quickly gathered on the city wall of Hidden Sand Village.

"Master Kazekage, you are here! Look, the enemy is about to attack the village gate!"

Gaara looked solemnly at the people in the Akatsuki organization, raised his hands, and said in a deep voice: "Don't worry, I'm here! This is my home court, and I won't let them invade the village!"

"Ninja Technique: Quicksand Waterfall!"