Naruto: The Akatsuki organization that decided to fight a team battle

"what?"

Nyonso was a little surprised when he heard another voice suddenly coming from Obito.

But what surprised him even more was yet to come.

Obito's body suddenly separated several long strips of white substance. Not long after, the long white strips condensed into a human shape like a whirlpool, and he posed in an exaggerated salute pose.

"Si Mi Ma sei! I kept you waiting for a long time!"

Uzumaki Zetsu appears.

"Is there such a thing?" Niangsuo opened his eyes wide and asked curiously: "Do you share the same body?"

Uzumaki Zetsu was proud of himself, wagging his finger to show off: "NoNoNo, this is my ability, it can be wrapped around anyone's body."

Nyonso's eyes were full of envy: "That's great. Then the fact that you chose to possess Obito proves that your relationship is very good?"

Uzumaki Zetsu turned his head and glanced at Obito: "Of course! He is my best friend, don't you think so, Obito."

Obito gave Uzumaki Zetsu a white look and said nothing.

Uzumaki Zetsu: "Don't be shy, I've been with you since you were little~"

"I'm so jealous of you..." Niangsuo buried his head and his body couldn't stop shaking.

"It's good to have friends. The bond between you must be very deep, Obito, I...it would be great if I were you. Hehehehehe..."

There was a sinister laugh from Nyonso, and suddenly he raised his head and shouted with an extremely terrifying expression: "Are you showing friendship in front of me! I'm going to break you up! Grab this white guy again!"

Nyonso disappeared instantly, and a second later, the figure suddenly appeared between Obito and Uzumaki Zetsu.

Two invisible blades appeared and slashed through their bodies.

Uzumaki Zetsu was cut in half at the waist in an instant, while Obito remained intact, as if nothing had happened.

"Eh? I obviously cut you, why did you..." Nyonso looked at Obito who was motionless, turned his head and looked at Uzumaki Zetsu who was lying in half on the ground not far away, and shouted urgently: "Hey, what's going on? Didn't you say you're not afraid of my abilities? You won't get cold so soon! Get up and play with me!"

Nyonso walked to Uzumaki Zetsu's separated upper body in three steps and picked him up. He put the two pieces of Uzumaki Zetsu's body together like building blocks and prayed loudly: "Speak quickly, you won't really die." Come on, woo woo..."

Uzumaki Zetsu's upper body immediately bounced up, looped 360° in the air, and then flipped 180° and landed successfully: "dangdangdangdang! Resurrection with full health! Let me ask you if you are handsome!"

Nyonso was shocked for two seconds, and then clapped his hands like a seal: "Wow! This is the first time I've seen a person's half-body somersault! So handsome, so handsome!"

Uzumaki Zetsu raised his neck proudly: "It's just a joke, don't be obsessed with me~"

After saying that, Uzumaki Zetsu's upper body and lower body began to merge in a magical way. This scene once again amazed Nyonso: "It turns out that in this world, there are really toys that are indestructible..."

Uzumaki spat in displeasure: "Ah, who are you calling a toy? I am the son of the famous Chakra, with noble blood!"

Niangsuo's innocent face was full of disbelief, and he said with disdain: "Just you? You look more like a mahua than my corpse after playing with it. Do you think I am a child? How can a person of noble blood grow up?" You're like this! You're bragging!"

"Huh? You dare to say that I'm bragging? Then I'll let you see the evidence!" Uzumaki Zetsu put his hand behind his back, reached for his hip and took it out casually. After a while, a small yellow book appeared in his hand.

Nyonso: "You...where did you get this from?"

"Don't interrupt!" Uzumaki Zetsu replied while flipping through the book carefully. After turning to the page he was looking for, he displayed the content in front of Nyonso's eyes and said proudly: "See for yourself! This is My ID!”

This is no proof of identity, it's just the formula book of Naruto's Formation Book.

Nyonso: "Wow, really! What is this, a comic book?"

Uzumaki Zetsu: "Oh? You know a lot~ Have you ever seen such high-tech things?"

This time, it was Nyonso's turn to start being arrogant: "Of course, my hometown world is much more advanced than here! There are more fun things! If you have a chance, I will take you to see it!"

Uzumaki Zetsu nodded repeatedly after hearing this: "Okay, okay! I really want to see what the Shinigami world looks like!"

"Whee!"

"hey-hey!"

The two were talking and laughing, lying on the floor and reading comics while chatting.

Obito: "..."

As someone who witnessed the entire bizarre incident with his own eyes, Obito was dumbfounded.

He suddenly felt that besides wasting air, he seemed to have no meaning here.

"Then let me go...?"

No one cares about him.

"Alas..." Obito shook his head and sighed helplessly.

Now that things have developed like this, then stop being a light bulb here.

It's good that the Uzumaki can hold down Nyonso without any loss, which is not a bad thing.

Judging from Uzumaki Zetsu's appearance, he seemed quite happy.

Sure enough, only the children can mingle, and the presence of adults can only be described as superfluous.

After Obito absorbed all the broken corpses and puppet parts on the battlefield into the Kamui space, he left here quietly.

He understood Uzumaki Zetsu, although he always looked carefree, exaggerated and funny, but that was due to his character and instinct.

But this time is different.

This time, it was sincere.

Uzumaki was really happy.

Thinking of this, Obito couldn't help but smile with relief.

……

Uzumaki Zetsu and Nyonso were unaware of Obito's departure.

Uzumaki Zetsu is immersed in "joy".

Nyonso reveled in "friendship."

In order to prevent his ability from inadvertently hurting Uzumaki Zetsu, Nyonso deliberately kept half a meter away from Uzumaki Zetsu.

Uzumaki Zetsu: "Why are you so far away from me? Comic books have to be read side by side to have fun! This is called sharing!"

Nyonso lowered his head and murmured hesitantly: "I...I'm afraid that my ability will hurt you. Although you won't die,...the process will be very painful."

Uzumaki Zetsu waved his hand and responded nonchalantly: "Nothing's wrong! My body doesn't hurt no matter how hard I try! By the way, rather than feeling pain, I want to experience another feeling..."

Niangso was a little curious: "What does it feel like?"

Uzumaki Zetsu whispered in a low voice: "Fuck, what does it feel like, can you describe it for me?"

"This..." Niangsuo's face turned slightly red: "No wonder your character introduction says that your character is low-level and frivolous. How can you say such dirty words casually? We are adults, so we should pay attention to our quality."

When he said this, Niangso suddenly felt something was wrong: "Wait a minute...have you never used the toilet before???"

"Well..." Uzumaki Zetsu nodded aggrievedly.

"..." Niangsuo's jaw almost dropped in shock, and his two tongues stuck out: "It's a miracle that you weren't suffocated to death. Are you a cursed person? I often heard people curse before. When I was in the hospital, I would say such vicious words [I curse you to give birth to a child without chrysanthemums!], tsk tsk... so pitiful."

Uzumaki Zetsu: "..."

In this way, the two [poor people] began to express their feelings to each other, using words to express things and feelings that the other had never experienced.

Once the talk of congeniality is opened, there is no end. Although neither of them has made a clear statement, if things develop like this, they should join hands in another way to withdraw from this battle...

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