Naruto: The Akatsuki organization that decided to fight a team battle

Yuyin Village, the hall of Akatsuki Organization's mansion.

Kakuzu stood at the entrance of the hall, looking at Hidan flying wantonly in the sky and growled: "Hidan, have you had enough? Come down quickly! This is embarrassing."

"Hahahaha, Kakuzu, are you sure you don't want to try it? The feeling of flying in the sky is really exciting!"

At this time, Hidan was standing on a circular stone slab. Under the stone slab, there were large swarms of mosquitoes dragging him flying.

The most horrifying thing is that the bloody circle of the Evil God Cult is actually painted on the stone slab.

"This idiot, I really should kill him one day!" Kakuzu cursed angrily.

"You are finally back. How is it? Did it go well?" Nagato appeared behind Kakuzu, patted Kakuzu on the shoulder and asked.

Kakuzu shook his head and pointed to the sky: "On the surface it went smoothly, but in fact, that fool let himself go completely."

"Uh...mosquitoes?" Nagato took a closer look, and after seeing clearly the darkness under Hidan's body, he opened his mouth in shock: "Ah...Hidan is really talented, actually using mosquitoes as mounts. In Konoha Tell me what story happened to you in the past three days."

With Kakuzu's explanation, Nagato finally figured out what was going on.

After pondering for a moment, Nagato exclaimed: "It's incredible. This Hidan will be a complete killer in the future. Single combat and group fights will not be a problem for him at all. But why are these mosquitoes so powerful? I You can clearly feel that they contain a lot of natural energy.”

Kakuzu: "This is also thanks to Jiraiya. In order to make the mosquitoes stronger, Jiraiya specially took them to Mt. Myoboku for two and a half days for devil training."

"The mosquitoes that are still alive today have absorbed the natural power of Miaomu Mountain and survived through the mouths of several fairy frogs. Their vitality and reaction power are several times stronger than ordinary mosquitoes."

"Actually, I came up with the idea of ​​using mosquitoes. I wanted to enhance Hidan's combat skills in disguise, but who would have thought that he would actually let these mosquitoes help him get to the sky. I was really embarrassed along the way."

Nagato smiled and said: "Hahaha, isn't this great? With Hidan's character, it's just a temporary interest. I guess he won't be like this after two days when he gets tired of playing. But with Hidan's current strength, Thanks to Konoha for helping me, I should really thank them when I have time."

Kakuzu: "I have already done this for you. I have reduced the taxes of Konoha Village for one year."

"Oh?" Nagato was startled when he heard this: "I didn't expect that you, who loves money so much, would actually make this decision. Kakuzu, I have changed my mind about you."

Nagato didn't know that the reason why Kakuzu did this had nothing to do with Konoha's help to Hidan. He just wanted to leave a good impression on his partner Iris who he just met not long ago.

This trick of borrowing flowers to offer to Buddha has been thoroughly understood by everyone.

Mature people don't play with romance or formality, but with real material things.

A person who is serious in speech, generous in spending, and calm without panic. No matter how ugly his appearance is, he will make women addicted and unable to extricate themselves.

"By the way, Kakuzu, tomorrow is the wedding day. As the bridesmaid, try this on quickly and see if it fits." Nagato took out a lavender tulle dress from behind and placed it clearly in the corner. In front of everyone.

After Kakuzu saw it, although his face remained expressionless, his heart was already filled with turmoil.

After five minutes of silence, Kakuzu stood up stiffly and walked quickly out the door, saying as he walked:

"I suddenly remembered that when I was eating noodles in Konoha Ichiraku, the uncle didn't give me change. As an honest finance minister, this is the organization's activity fund, and it cannot be short of one or two cents. I will go to Konoha immediately. Ye asked him to get it back, you can get married first tomorrow, you don’t have to wait for me..."

Hidan fell from the sky, stopped in front of Kakuzu and said with a wicked smile: "Hey, Tsutomu-chan, where are you going~ You promised me that you would be the bridesmaid paired with me~ For such a long time, I This is the first time I’ve seen you look so panicked, it’s kind of cute, keep it up.”

After saying that, Hidan saw the bridesmaid dress on the table and immediately exclaimed: "Wow! This is art! What is eternal and what is fleeting are all nonsense! Xiaodudu, put it on quickly , let this best man have a look~"

Kakuzu stared hard at Hidan, who had a bright face, gritted his teeth and said in a ferocious voice:

"Hidan! I have a bottom line, don't go too far! Konoha's Hokage Tsunade, Jiraiya, Metkai and Kakashi will be here soon. If they see me like this at the wedding, If I let Acorus know about it after I go back, how can I have the face to face her!"

Hidan pretended to be disappointed and replied: "Sure enough, what the dictionary says is true, brothers are like clothes, women are like siblings. After you have a woman, your promise to me is not important, right?"

Kakuzu replied: "Idiot! You said the opposite!"

Hidan said disdainfully: "Is it reversed? I don't think it's clear at a glance who is the sibling and who is the clothes now!"

"Woman? Calamus?" Nagato pricked up his ears and kept eating melon beside him.

He quickly ran to Kakuzu and asked: "Why is the name Iris so familiar to me? Who is it from?"

Hidan reminded angrily: "Who else could it be? It's the beauty who is the bane of the Ichiraku family."

"Ah, yes, yes!" Nagato slapped his forehead and instantly recalled the appearance of Iris in his mind: "You can do it, Kakuto, no wonder you want to invest in Ichiraku Ramen. It turns out that the drunkard is not interested in drinking! As expected, there are five A man with a heart, tsk tsk...he has so many eyes."

"Chief, you also want to ridicule me?" Jiaodu was a little unhappy.

Nagato: "This is not sarcastic. I am just happy! At the meeting before the holiday, I asked you to hurry up and find your other half. Sure enough, you are the most pragmatic, Kakuzu. As expected of me, I build kindergartens and confinement centers. The center was a really smart choice.”

Kakuzu sighed helplessly, and after a long period of ideological struggle, he turned around and walked into the hall, took the dress on the table in his hands, and walked out the door without looking back.

"Hidan, come back to the bedroom with me!"

"Huh? Why?"

"It's impossible for me to wear this dress tomorrow, but in order to fulfill my promise to you, I can wear it alone for you to see! Why are you standing still? Come on, it's going to be dark soon!"

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