Naruto: The Akatsuki organization that decided to fight a team battle

This bloody and disgusting scene made Lin, who had just arrived, bewildered: "Obit...Obito, are you...are you sure he is your best friend in the organization?"

When Lin was first resurrected, the two had a long talk. At that time, Obito mentioned that his best friend in the organization was the funny guy named Uzumaki Zetsu.

After all, Zetsu Uzumaki is considered to be Rin's successor. After the Battle of Kannabi Bridge, Zetsu Uzumaki has always been by Obito's side, never leaving him.

Even if he knew the truth, Obito never complained about Uzumaki Zetsu.Because Obito knew clearly that Uzumaki was just a simple and convenient joke, and had no bad intentions.

Seeing that Lin was a little surprised, Obito quickly covered Lin's eyes and hid her in his arms: "I can't help it. Don't look at him like this. In fact, he is very good. You will get used to it after getting along for a long time..."

The collective vomiting of everyone finally came to an end. At this time, Uzumaki Jue was dancing on the spot in ecstasy: "I have a bowel movement! I have a bowel movement! Twice a day! I have a bowel movement! I have a bowel movement! Twice a day..."

Nagato choked and said, "This child is hopeless..."

Xiaonan: "No, I have to go back to the bedroom to rest for a while. I can't tell now whether I have morning sickness or just nausea..."

Kisame: "Fortunately, I have strong endurance, otherwise my [dam will be repaired] would have been spit out!"

Harribel patted Kisame on the back with concern: "Slow down, don't be anxious, I'll give you some water later..."

Hidan lay collapsed on the ground and twitched: "If... if... I die one day, then... I must be sick to death."

Kakuzu: "What a bunch of boring guys..."

Deidara: "Kurotsuchi, why are you vomiting? Are you pregnant? Let me touch it... um!"

Kurotsuchi frowned, wiped the saliva from his mouth and scolded: "Are you a fool! How could it be so fast! Our first time just started yesterday! Stupid Didara!"

Just last night, Deidara and Kurotsuchi, who had been reading "Intimate Love in Heaven" for so long, finally cooked the rice from raw rice to mature rice under the subconscious addiction. They had their first taste of human affairs and achieved positive results.

Although the time only lasted less than 60 seconds, it was my first time, so I was understandably nervous...

But Kurotsuchi was a little confused. For her, it was like the game was over before it even started... In general, she didn't feel anything at all.

This made her unhappy, quite unhappy.

So she almost gritted her teeth towards Xiao Di today and had a dark face the whole time, hating that iron cannot be transformed into steel...

This matter has not been made public yet, only Nagato and Konan know.

Deidara had secretly approached Nagato this morning and asked about the treatment method.

But Nagato didn't give any constructive suggestions. After all, his highest record was only twice that of Xiao Di.

But the great thing about Nagato NB is that there is no limit to the number of times, and the longest record can last for ten days and 10 minutes. This is something Xiaodi admires very much.

Although there is no substantial help from Nagato, this is a matter between two people. One slap cannot make a difference. In order to make the future harmonious and stable, Kurotsuchi is also secretly looking for good medicine for Xiaodi.

For this reason, she just found her sister Xiaonan.

After Xiaonan understood the matter, she just smiled and said nothing, and gave Kurotsuchi a note: "Take it, it's all the essence. These are words of experience. I won't tell other people."

There is a line of words on the paper: "Soak wolfberries in water and use a bullwhip to cover rice; this is a sleeping dragon and a phoenix chick. If you get one, you can conquer the world..."

"Then what will happen if I cook both of these things for Brother Deidara?" Kurotsuchi asked impatiently, his eyes shining.

Konan sneered: "If you really do this, the word skinny will no longer be used to describe Nagato..."

"Is it so scary?"

"You'll know after you try it..."

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After a brief recollection, Ze was responsible for cleaning up Kumagai Masao's body, while the others returned to their villas, busy with their own affairs, while waiting for Wang Xiaoting's return.

As long as Wang Xiaoting comes back, they will prepare to return to the ninja world...

Scorpion locked himself in a small dark room and continued to make Zomali's human puppet.

Now that his body has returned to his physical body, he is no longer a human puppet. He has lost a lot of combat power. For future battles, he has to work quickly to prevent him from being able to protect Xiao Di.

The instigator, Otsutsuki Kaguya, lived across from Xia's bedroom. Although Hei Zetsu strongly opposed it, for some reason, her mother changed her previous obedience style and did not choose to obey Hei Zetsu's request this time.

The reason may be to follow the rare simplicity and slowness of the heart: Scorpio is the best man and I am the bridesmaid. We should live together. When this relationship ends, we will no longer be strangers.

This was just like when she first came to Earth. The emperor of her ancestral country accepted her as his concubine. She had no complaints and just wanted to follow God's arrangements, no matter what the purpose was.

With the support of Nagato, Xiaonan returned to the bedroom to rest and take care of her baby.

Uzumaki Zetsu lay happily on the toilet bed he built, trying to develop the so-called desire to relieve himself through [the right time, the right place, and the right people].

Kisame and Harribel returned to the room. Harribel had promised to replenish some water for Kisame and was currently implementing it enthusiastically.

Kurotsuchi is in the kitchen, making the two famous dishes [Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chicken] for Xiaodi.

Kakuzu, as the Finance Minister of the Akatsuki Organization, was taking Hidan with him at the desk to calculate the tax quotas levied on each province and city after returning to the shinobi world.

Obito returned to the room at Lin's strong request. Lin took out gauze and potion and helped Obito wipe the injured cheek carefully.

Just like when I was little...

Obito blushed and murmured sheepishly: "Lin, it's okay. My body is very strong now, and the injury will heal in a while."

Lin pretended to be angry and said angrily: "Don't move! You haven't changed. You are still the same as before. You are so careless in everything you do. Don't you know I will feel bad for you?"

"Hehe..." The innocent smile from childhood appeared on Obito's face again.

Madara and Hashirama were lying on the bed, each blushing and breathing heavily, looking at the ceiling with contented expressions.

Madara: "Hashirama, we are going back to the ninja world soon. How about we find a paradise? From now on, you and I will live in seclusion in the mountains and forests, which will be quite happy."

Hashirama: "Okay... We don't belong here. If possible, we won't disturb these young people..."

Itachi and Sasuke were sitting in dark rooms, neither of them speaking.

After a while, Sasuke suddenly spoke, breaking the accustomed silence: "Brother, I want to eat poached eggs, Kaleidoscope brand."

Hearing this, Itachi smiled softly: "Okay, I'll do it for you right now..."

After Hei Jue returned to the house, the two separated, and Hei Jue began to cry: "My mother doesn't seem to love me anymore... What should I do? Will I really have to call Xie daddy in the future?"

Bai Jue: "It's not impossible. You are well-known as a filial son, and you put filial piety first in everything you do. Think about it from another perspective, there will be two people asking you to be filial in the future, why not do it? Anyway, As far as I’m concerned, you’re guaranteed to make a profit!”

Hei Jue was startled when he heard this: "When I heard what you said, I suddenly became enlightened, but I always felt that something was wrong..."

Bai Jue: "Why are you thinking so much? Just be happy. Let's go, Kamui space is so big, let's go for a walk. I want to see if there is an end here..."

Although Orochimaru didn't have a companion, he didn't need one. During this period, he gained the most.His villa is filled with weapons of all sizes, ranging from Gatlin to Colt.There were also a lot of large-scale equipment and machines that were conveniently stolen. With so much unknown science in front of him, Uncle Snake was overjoyed.

However, these are just side dishes. For him, the biggest gain is the corpse of Ten Blades No. 8 Sal Apollo and the jar of thick and long alien earthworms he caught on the alien battlefield.

"Little cuties, you must give me some strength. For you, I deliberately gave up the snakes, both big and small! Earthworms, don't let me down. Come on, come to my bowl and let me go first. Let me dissect one and take a look..."

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