Naruto: The Akatsuki organization that decided to fight a team battle

While Nagato and Konan were still in the infirmary, the members were standing guard outside the door, in a bored daze.

Hidan and Deidara crowded together and looked curiously through the crack in the door. Deidara whispered excitedly: "Hey! Hug it, hug it! Hmm..."

Hidan: "Where is it? Xiaodi! Get out of the way and let me take a look too!"

Kisame complained when he saw this: "Kakuzu, don't you want to see Hidan's brain? Wang Xiaoting's team of medical experts happens to be here, so why not go and have a look now?"

Hearing this, Kakuzu looked at Wang Xiaoting and nodded thoughtfully. He stood up and grabbed Hidan who was peeking at the show and said, "That makes sense, Hidan, come with me!"

"Ouch! What are you doing!" Hidan yelled, "Don't drag me, I will leave on my own!"

Uchiha Itachi: "Take me one, my eyes have been a little uncomfortable recently."

Orochimaru also stood up: "Nagato said that the world values ​​science, I'm going to see it."

Wang Xiaoting: "The war is about to begin. Why don't we all go together? I'll give you a physical check-up and a routine physical examination."

Sitting here and waiting was boring. The members looked at each other and followed Wang Xiaoting into the company's internal physical examination center.

Wang Xiaoting walked up to an old, pot-bellied expert and said seriously: "Director Wang, these people are rising stars in our company. I brought them here for a physical examination. Their health is crucial to the development of the company. Please Check it carefully and pay attention to it."

Director Wang responded kindly: "No problem, get in line and start with the first item. Let me ask first, have you eaten in the morning?"

Hearing this, everyone shook their heads.

From the moment they got up in the morning, the members went non-stop to participate in the comic exhibition, and then went to the game base for testing, without even having time to eat.

"That's great, the results will be more accurate if you have an empty stomach. Come on, start now!"

Orochimaru was very curious about Director Wang's words: Does a physical examination in this world require fasting?interesting……

Kakuzu pulled Hidan to him and said in a cold voice: "Old man, check his brain first. My brother's brain is not working well. Can you see if he can be saved?"

"Old man?"

Director Wang was about to get angry when he heard Kakudu calling him a disrespectful name. Suddenly he saw Wang Xiaoting behind the members shaking her head vigorously at him. He had no choice but to suppress his anger and immediately put on a smiling face and flattering words. Nodding: "Okay, okay... Then let's take a picture of his brain first."

Under the surprised eyes of the members, Director Wang led Hidan to an instrument they had never seen before.

Orochimaru floated to Wang Xiaoting and asked, "What kind of equipment is that?"

Wang Xiaoting explained patiently: "Master Orochimaru, that is a CT machine, which can also be called a computerized tomography machine. It uses the principle of radioactivity to image layer by layer to achieve a comprehensive picture of the inside of the brain."

"Oh?" Orochimaru's eyes lit up: "In other words, you can know what's in the human brain without opening the skull? Yes, I like it. Get me one if you have time."

Wang Xiaoting was startled: "Well...I'll try my best..."

Before even a minute had passed, Hidan's brain film was taken.

The female assistant handed the freshly baked film to Director Wang. Director Wang looked at the film and flipped through it carefully, sometimes frowning and sometimes sighing.

Hidan shouted impatiently: "Old man, what's your expression? What's going on with my brain? You're talking!"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk... there are no problems with the skull, blood vessels, brain tissue and ventricles. The left and right brains are also very symmetrical and well developed. It seems like your IQ problem is not due to congenital causes or disease."

"Hahahaha..." Hidan laughed when he heard this, and turned back to the members arrogantly and said: "I told you that there is nothing wrong with my mind. You can't call me a fool again!"

"Wait, I haven't finished talking yet!" Director Wang put down the film: "You will be tested for intelligence next. Please be patient. It will take a long time. Everyone else does not need to gather here. You can follow Other doctors check other items.”

Under the leadership of other doctors, the members left and went into other departments, with only Kakuzu standing inseparably behind Hidan.

"Xiao Dudu, why don't you leave?"

"If I don't know your test results right away, I won't be able to sleep or eat well..."

"Hehe, the results of the intelligence test will definitely slap all of you in the face!"

Director Wang smiled and said, "Let me start now. Are you good at communicating with others?"

Hidan: "Are you a fool? Do you think I look like the kind of person who doesn't like to talk?"

Perhaps because he was already familiar with Hidan's attitude, Director Wang just smiled and shook his head in response to his words. He wrote something on the form and then asked: "Then, do you usually suffer from slow movement or muscle spasms? Paralysis, low muscle tone, excessive joint flexion and extension, clumsy movements, abnormal behavior and other disorders? Please tell the truth.”

"This is all nonsense! You dare to question my athletic ability?" Hidan was furious when he heard this. He straightened up and waved the three-month scythe behind him, and stopped the blade of the knife in front of Director Wang's neck at a very fast speed: "How about it! Do you feel like I'm slow?"

Director Wang was so frightened that he flew out of his wits, his face turned pale with fright, and he shouted hesitantly: "I...I understand, please calm down, calm down!"

"Humph!"

Hidan put away the Mitsuki Scythe and sat back down again: "Remember to write me full marks for this item in your notebook, otherwise I will definitely let you know what the Evil God Cult is!"

"Okay...Okay..." Director Wang nodded repeatedly and hurriedly raised his pen to fill in a few words on the form: severe stress behavior and violent tendencies.

"Old man, keep asking! Hurry up and finish it, I have to go to eat!"

"This..." Director Wang looked at Hidan with a fierce look on his face and really didn't dare to go any further: "How about... why don't you go eat first..."

Kakuzu's dull voice suddenly came: "No! I want the result! You continue, I will keep an eye on him, you don't have to be afraid!"

Director Wang was completely in despair: Who are these murderous men?I really want to escape, but I can't...

He suddenly missed those obedient little fresh meats from the past.

"Then...then I will continue to ask. Do you usually laugh stupidly, open your mouth, stick out your tongue, salivate, bite your fingernails? Or are you often accompanied by unconscious expressions and movements, such as screaming, crying, etc.?"

Before Hidan could say anything, Kakuzu directly affirmed: "Yes! There are all of them! And not only does he bite his fingernails, sometimes he can even eat his own fingers when he is so hungry on a mission!"

"Uh..." Director Wang is going crazy.

Who is the fool among these two perverts in front of me?

Eat your own fingers when you're hungry?What kind of talk are these?

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