Naruto: The Akatsuki organization that decided to fight a team battle

"This is what you said! Don't blame me for being heartless!"

"In order to convince you that you lost, let's compete in all areas!"

After saying that, Nagato pointed at himself: "In terms of skin color, I'm fairer than you. As promised in advance, I didn't wear foundation or makeup cream, let alone whitening injections! Don't ask, asking means Hashirama's cells will always be They are all so white! Hashirama brand cells, you deserve it..."

The little fresh meats: "..."

Nagato pointed at Scorpion: "In terms of appearance, he is more handsome than you. This kid is just the opposite of you. My Scorpion has not had any surgery except for his appearance. He has had surgery on other parts of his body. This is a treatment for appearance." Absolutely confident! If you don’t believe it, you can take a picture of yourself by peeing on the spot. Besides, your nose is too bad and the prosthesis is crooked. Which plastic surgery hospital did it? You’ve been fooled!”

The little fresh meats: "..."

Nagato pointed at Orochimaru: "In terms of style, he is more girly than you. My Uncle Snake has this long black and beautiful flowing hair, and the dark and rich eye shadow painted to the bridge of his nose. Ask yourself, can you manage it? ? Do you dare to dress like this? Uncle Snake, show them your magatama earrings! Men should wear earrings instead of earrings from now on!"

The little fresh meats: "..."

Nagato pointed at Hidan: "In terms of figure, he is more stylish than you. If you don't agree, take off your clothes and compare! My Hidan has never been afraid of anyone in terms of body art! If you have the guts, show off, my dear!" Also, I advise you not to mess with him, or he will draw a circle and curse you!"

The little fresh meats: "..."

Nagato pointed at Deidara: "As for the big bird, he is bigger than you. If you have the ability, show it off! My Xiaodi's big bird can scare you to death. Not only is it big! It can also explode!"

The little fresh meats: "..."

Nagato pointed at Kisame: "In terms of wildness, he is more manly than you. Needless to say about his physique, my Kisame is only two heads taller than you! You little brats! Scorpion, I didn't tell you, don't go there Take it to heart.”

The little fresh meats: "..."

Nagato pointed at Kakuzu: "In terms of assets, he is richer than you. My Kakuzu is not only rich, but he also actively makes money and works hard to get rich! The prerequisite is that he has to go to another place, which is not far away and has a computer screen. Distance, just follow the signal and you’ll be there in a while.”

The little fresh meats: "..."

Nagato pointed at Obito: "In terms of real estate, he occupies countless areas, and he worked hard and relied on his own eyes to get it all. My Obito just built seven luxurious solid wood villas on his own land yesterday. No, Brick by brick, built with pure conscience! If you don’t believe it, I can go backstage and show you!”

The little fresh meats: "..."

Nagato pointed at Uchiha Itachi: "In terms of acting skills, you guys are even more incomparable to my Itachi. I won't accept any refutation on this point. Let me solemnly introduce that this is the actor of our team, a combination of the idol school and the acting school. In addition, Still a little brother!"

The little fresh meats: "..."

Nagato pointed at Xiaonan: "In terms of generosity, she is more spendthrift than you. You may have spent up to [-] yuan on a nightclub, or maybe your idiot fan paid for it for you! My Xiaonan can do it casually. One battle can consume the entire foundation of the Akatsuki organization!"

The little fresh meats: "..."

Pointing at Jue: "On the subject of weirdness, uh... forget it, I'm sorry, you won. In this regard, I admit defeat on behalf of Jue. My Jue's temperament is indeed not as weird as yours, I admit this..."

The little fresh meats: "..."

Nagato paused and patted the captain on the shoulder: "What else do you want to compare with? Don't compare with force. All of us are weak. You can tell from the way I am weak. , not good at fighting."

"Then compare to this! You and I challenge each other!" The captain responded. He is a sixth-level green belt in Taekwondo. He has never lost in a fight. Otherwise, how could he become the team captain?

Without waiting for Nagato to respond, Captain Xiaoxianrou immediately took a ready stance.Stand with your feet shoulder-width apart, make a fist with your right hand on the right side of your waist, and place your left fist on the side in front of your abdomen.This standard action does look a bit like a strong man.

Upon seeing this, Liu Xiaoting quickly took off her sunglasses and shouted: "Hey! What are you doing! This is a stage, not a ring!"

Captain Xiao Xianrou didn't care about this, his own reason had already been burned out by Nagato's stimulation.I saw him suddenly exerting force, his left arm went from the front of the abdomen upward, passed the face, and then dropped straight down, using all his strength, he went straight to chop Nagato's face.

"Try my splitting punch!"

In Nagato's eyes, his fast chopping punch seemed to be ten times slower. Nagato was very confused. Should he dodge or not? This was a question.

Forget it, it's better not to hide. In this world, whoever strikes first will be unlucky. In order to make sense later, Nagato decided to let him scratch him.

The captain's chopping fist hit Nagato's Tianling Cap hard. He originally thought that Nagato was frightened by his own momentum, but Nagato, who never expected to be attacked, didn't even react at all. He acted as if nothing happened and remained indifferent. Looking at myself.

But a sharp pain came faintly from his hand.

"Fuck! Why is your head so hard!"

Nagato snorted coldly: "You kid doesn't have martial ethics! Haven't you ever heard of hitting someone without slapping someone in the face? As you can see, he was the one who made the move first, and my next move was self-defense."

Captain Xiao Xianrou endured the severe pain, glared at Nagato and said, "How dare you go crazy with me! Do you know Taekwondo? The most powerful thing about Taekwondo is not the boxing, but the kicking!"

He suddenly changed his position again. His left leg was standing on the ground, and his right leg was raised straight in front of him in a 160-degree split. His feet were flattened, and all his strength was concentrated on the soles of his feet. He instantly lowered his legs and split towards Nagato again. go.

Nagato: "Oh, the split punch is useless, how about another split kick? I just want to say that your split training is good, but it is still not up to standard. Let me help you press your legs..."

This time, Nagato was not ready to play with him anymore.

Nagato raised his hand and directly caught the powerful blow from the captain of the little fresh meat. With a slight exertion, the captain lost his balance instantly and was forced to the ground by Nagato.

"Ah! My leg! It hurts! Let me go quickly!!"

Nagato sneered jokingly: "How does it feel to do a 180-degree split? Is it nice?"

Captain Xiao Xianrou howled in pain: "You damn! Let me go! My leg is going to break!"

Nagato was startled when he heard this: "Huh? Do you still have the energy to curse? Why don't you try this?"

A small friction sound suddenly came from Nagato's cuffs, and not long after, a running chainsaw blade slowly appeared from the cuffs.

This is exactly the ability of Shura Dao.

When Captain Xiaoxianrou noticed the saw blade, he was completely frightened. His face turned pale and he cried and begged: "You still say that I don't follow martial arts ethics? How can I attend a comic exhibition with a chainsaw hidden in my sleeve! Brother, I was wrong. It's over! Please forgive me now!"

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