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Chapter 8 Payne: Let you know my pain of not being able to buy rice
[Jiraiya: "Why do you want to deduct my lifespan?"]
[Jiraiya: "I'm already old, why are you deducting my lifespan?"]
[Jiraiya: "Can you be a human in the live broadcast system?"]
"Ding! I'm not a human"
"This question of yours is equivalent to looking into the future. Anyone who peeks into the secrets of heaven may lose your life, or may be wiped out in ashes!"
[Jiraiya: "Really? Why do you feel that you are unhappy because you answered a few more questions?"]
There was a dark cloud in the sky above where Jiraiya was staying, no, he was the only one there.
boom!A blue lightning flashed from the dark clouds and struck Jiraiya.
"Ah! You can't afford the hot chicken system, you! You have no strength, you!" Jiraiya let out a scream.
Then a golden particle floated down from the sky and landed on Jiraiya's body. Jiraiya's injuries healed at a speed visible to the naked eye.
System: Alas!I just play! (?w?)
[Senju Hashirama: "There's something wrong with this system, right? What does this kid named Naruto have to do with me?"]
"Ding! Let me spoil it in advance, Naruto is not only related to you."
"It's also related to Uchiha Sasuke and Uchiha Madara!"
[Uchiha Madara: "???"]
【Sasuke Uchiha"???"】
[Minato Namikaze: "Naruto is my son! He is mine!!! Why does the system say that Naruto is someone else's son?"]
[Uzumaki Kushina: "That's right? (◣д◢)?"]
Namikaze Minato was confused, what?Naruto is someone else's child?Then my golden hair will become...
"Ding! I will tell you later, I really can't spoil it anymore! This system will shorten your life (?w?)"
【Thousand-handed column room: "..."】
【Thousands of Hands: "..."】
"Stop! No swiping!"
[Ohnoki: "Should I do something?"]
[The Fourth Raikage Ai: "Then should I do something?"]
[Orochimaru: "What do you two want to do?"]
[Jiraiya: "Orochimaru!"]
[Orochimaru: "Jiraiya!"]
[The Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen: "Ahem! What do you two want to do?_→, tell me!"]
[Ohnoki: "Am I going to send someone to kill your son? @波风水门"]
[Ohnoki: "How can the person who is favored by the system be a simple person?"]
[The Fourth Raikage Ai: "You're right@波风水门"]
[Chilabi: "Check! Oh yeah! Stupid bastard brother! What you did is so despicable, oh yeah!"]
[The Fourth Raikage Ai: "Where are you from, you bastard?"]
[Chilabi: "I'm sorry, brother! Oh yeah!"]
[Uzumaki Kushina: "You dare to touch my son?"]
[Iwagakure Ninja: "Hmph! What are you afraid of? What kind of child of destiny? Bah! My brother died at the hands of @namikakuminato. I will kill his son to take revenge!"]
[Senju Tobirama: "Monkey, send me someone to protect Naruto, and by the way, that Uchiha brat!"]
To be honest, although Tobirama intentionally separated Uchiha, now that the system has said that this Uchiha kid is a very important person, he naturally wants to protect him.
If this brat is pushed to a hostile village, wouldn't Konoha suffer a big loss?Only a fool would do such a thing.
[The Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen: "It's the teacher! @Hatakekakashi@metkai you two, stay close to me and protect them both"]
[Uzumaki Naruto: "@波风水门@Uzumaki Kushina, are you really my parents?"]
After hearing what the system said personally, that he was the son of the Fourth Hokage, Naruto could no longer control himself and burst into tears.
"Nah! I didn't expect you to be the Fourth Generation's son! Stop crying" Sasuke
"Uuuuuu(┯_┯), Saas!" Naruto buried his head in Sasuke's chest!
"Ah! There's so much masturbation! Let me go! The snot is flowing from your nose."
"Hahaha(?w?)hiahiahia, bastard Saas!"
"My special code? (◣д◢)?, please let me go!"
[Minato Namikaze: "Yeah! What a shame! I took your name from the name of a character in Jiraiya-sensei's novel"]
……
Naruto chatted with his parents about a lot of heart-warming things, but the video was still playing.
The video was edited by the system, and some clips were not played, such as Naruto's training at Mt. Miaomu and the dark words Danzo said.
The camera came to the roof of the Hokage Building. The fifth generation Hokage Senju Tsunade was sitting on the ground and was doing her best to treat the injured people in the village.
Several Anbu surrounded Tsunade, protecting her from being disturbed.
Tendo Payne controlled gravity and slowly descended from the sky onto the Hokage Building.
Tsunade also seemed to feel someone coming and stopped the chakra delivery on her body.
"You are……"
Tsunade felt that the person in front of her looked familiar, but she couldn't remember it for a while!
"Long time no see, Tsunade-sama, you are the only one among the Sannin now," Pain said indifferently.
[Orochimaru: "Wait a minute! What do you mean Tsunade is the only one among the three ninjas now? In the previous video, Danzo said that Jiraiya is dead..."]
[Orochimaru: "That means? Me? I'm dead too!"]
[Orochimaru: "How is that possible? Who did it?"]
No wonder Orochimaru was shocked, how could he die so easily?
It’s unscientific!In the ninja world, you can defeat Orochimaru, but you cannot completely kill Orochimaru.
Because you don’t know when, where and by what means this guy will be resurrected.
This snake is so slippery that you can't catch it.
[Uchiha Sasuke: "Among the three ninjas, only Tsunade is left?"]
[Tsunade: "Orochimaru didn't expect that even you..."]
Tsunade heard what Payne said in the video and posted this barrage with some sadness!
Will all her former relatives and friends leave her one by one?Are you the only one left?
"Shizune, let's go to our village!"
"But Tsunade-sama, we don't have money to pay!"
"What else are you paying for! Run!"
"You were...the brat back then..." Tsunade narrowed her eyes and finally remembered from her memory.
"It seems that you still remember it!" Payne said with an indifferent expression.
System: Nonsense!Can the body not be cold?
The ANBU next to Tsunade was a little bit confused listening to the conversation between them!
Why do you feel like the two of them have known each other for a long time?Could it be that the one named Payne is...
Could it be Tsunade-sama’s ex-boyfriend?No wonder he wants to attack Konoha, it seems that he hates it out of love! (?w?)
Tsunade said she would give you a kick: Get out of here!
"It's God! It's the God who maintains order!" Payne said with a pretentious look.
[Senju Hashirama: "Abara, look at how good this guy is!"]
[Uchiha Madara "Madara! Hash hot mama, give me Nisunai!"]
Then Pain launched his Mouth Escape on Tsunade!But!
Pain does not have as deep a skill as Uzumaki Naruto, so the result can be imagined!Of course Payne can't talk to Tsunade!
Pain was so angry that he closed his eyes directly, but when he thought about it, it wasn't right!How can I still survive in the ninja world if I admit defeat like this?
Beat her!
Tiandao Payne suddenly opened his eyes, and a strong chakra came from Tiandao.
"Don't be so arrogant!"
[Uzumaki Naruto: "Okay, so powerful, it's over, it's over, I will definitely be captured!"]
[Uchiha Sasuke: "How much masturbation! Why are you panicking! Isn't there still me? Wait and see how I beat Pain when I come out!"]
[Senju Hashirama: "Abara, this chakra is far worse than yours"]
[Uchiha Madara: "Hmph! It's not even a fraction of the hash hot mom!"]
[Hidan: "Hey! First generation, do you look down on our leader?"]
[Senju Hashirama: "(⊙o⊙)! I'm just telling the truth."]
[Hidan: "Hmph! You clearly look down on our leader, and looking down on our leader means looking down on all members of the Akatsuki organization!"]
[Senju Hashirama: "Then what do you want? →_→"]
[Hidan: "Kowtow to us and forget about it!"]
[Uchiha Madara: "Who do you think you are? Do you think I don't exist if you dare to ask Hashi Hot Mom to kowtow to you? Huh?"]
[Senju Hashirama: "Madara, I'm so touched!"]
[Uchiha Madara: "Humph! Please try to move the pillar for me."]
[Senju Hashirama: "Uh! I'm not moved, I'm not moved!"]
In the picture, Pain flew over Konoha and spread his hands.
"Ding! Post the video now! Which floor should Payne carry the rice to?"
"Ding! a: First floor!"
"b: Second floor!"
"c: Eighteenth floor!"
"d: 36th floor!"
"e: Floor 88!"
"f: [-]th floor!"
"g: Five hundred floors!"
"h: [-]th floor!"
"Ding! Correct answer! Reward..."
"Reward a pair of Payne's same Samsara Eyes! And carry all the eye skills of this Samsara Eye! The recipient will not have any side effects!"
"Ding! Those who answer incorrectly will be punished randomly!"
"Only eight people can answer! Start in five seconds!"
"One person can only choose one answer! If one person grabs a, no one else can choose a."
[The Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen: "Rin, Samsara Eye?"]
[Shimura Danzo: "I must get it!!!"]
[Deidara: "Damn it! These are our boss's eyes, great! I have peeked into the boss's eyes for a long time, but I never had the chance!"]
[Tiandao Payne: "Huh? @Deidara!"]
[Deidara: "..."]
[Senju Hashirama: "Abara! Do you want to grab it or not?"]
[Uchiha Madara: "Nonsense! Of course I stole it! This is the Rinnegan!"]
That's right!This time, even Uchiha Madara was moved by the Rinnegan Eye. You must know that his Rinnegan Eye was given to Nagato, which means he no longer has the Rinnegan Eye!
If you can get a pair of reincarnation eyes, what fool would not want them?
In short, everyone went crazy, those were the eyes of the Immortal of Six Paths!Who is not moved?
Payne: I want you to feel the pain of not being able to buy rice. The pain is about to begin!
Konoha, just wait for me! ?(◣д◢)?
(End of this chapter)
[Jiraiya: "I'm already old, why are you deducting my lifespan?"]
[Jiraiya: "Can you be a human in the live broadcast system?"]
"Ding! I'm not a human"
"This question of yours is equivalent to looking into the future. Anyone who peeks into the secrets of heaven may lose your life, or may be wiped out in ashes!"
[Jiraiya: "Really? Why do you feel that you are unhappy because you answered a few more questions?"]
There was a dark cloud in the sky above where Jiraiya was staying, no, he was the only one there.
boom!A blue lightning flashed from the dark clouds and struck Jiraiya.
"Ah! You can't afford the hot chicken system, you! You have no strength, you!" Jiraiya let out a scream.
Then a golden particle floated down from the sky and landed on Jiraiya's body. Jiraiya's injuries healed at a speed visible to the naked eye.
System: Alas!I just play! (?w?)
[Senju Hashirama: "There's something wrong with this system, right? What does this kid named Naruto have to do with me?"]
"Ding! Let me spoil it in advance, Naruto is not only related to you."
"It's also related to Uchiha Sasuke and Uchiha Madara!"
[Uchiha Madara: "???"]
【Sasuke Uchiha"???"】
[Minato Namikaze: "Naruto is my son! He is mine!!! Why does the system say that Naruto is someone else's son?"]
[Uzumaki Kushina: "That's right? (◣д◢)?"]
Namikaze Minato was confused, what?Naruto is someone else's child?Then my golden hair will become...
"Ding! I will tell you later, I really can't spoil it anymore! This system will shorten your life (?w?)"
【Thousand-handed column room: "..."】
【Thousands of Hands: "..."】
"Stop! No swiping!"
[Ohnoki: "Should I do something?"]
[The Fourth Raikage Ai: "Then should I do something?"]
[Orochimaru: "What do you two want to do?"]
[Jiraiya: "Orochimaru!"]
[Orochimaru: "Jiraiya!"]
[The Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen: "Ahem! What do you two want to do?_→, tell me!"]
[Ohnoki: "Am I going to send someone to kill your son? @波风水门"]
[Ohnoki: "How can the person who is favored by the system be a simple person?"]
[The Fourth Raikage Ai: "You're right@波风水门"]
[Chilabi: "Check! Oh yeah! Stupid bastard brother! What you did is so despicable, oh yeah!"]
[The Fourth Raikage Ai: "Where are you from, you bastard?"]
[Chilabi: "I'm sorry, brother! Oh yeah!"]
[Uzumaki Kushina: "You dare to touch my son?"]
[Iwagakure Ninja: "Hmph! What are you afraid of? What kind of child of destiny? Bah! My brother died at the hands of @namikakuminato. I will kill his son to take revenge!"]
[Senju Tobirama: "Monkey, send me someone to protect Naruto, and by the way, that Uchiha brat!"]
To be honest, although Tobirama intentionally separated Uchiha, now that the system has said that this Uchiha kid is a very important person, he naturally wants to protect him.
If this brat is pushed to a hostile village, wouldn't Konoha suffer a big loss?Only a fool would do such a thing.
[The Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen: "It's the teacher! @Hatakekakashi@metkai you two, stay close to me and protect them both"]
[Uzumaki Naruto: "@波风水门@Uzumaki Kushina, are you really my parents?"]
After hearing what the system said personally, that he was the son of the Fourth Hokage, Naruto could no longer control himself and burst into tears.
"Nah! I didn't expect you to be the Fourth Generation's son! Stop crying" Sasuke
"Uuuuuu(┯_┯), Saas!" Naruto buried his head in Sasuke's chest!
"Ah! There's so much masturbation! Let me go! The snot is flowing from your nose."
"Hahaha(?w?)hiahiahia, bastard Saas!"
"My special code? (◣д◢)?, please let me go!"
[Minato Namikaze: "Yeah! What a shame! I took your name from the name of a character in Jiraiya-sensei's novel"]
……
Naruto chatted with his parents about a lot of heart-warming things, but the video was still playing.
The video was edited by the system, and some clips were not played, such as Naruto's training at Mt. Miaomu and the dark words Danzo said.
The camera came to the roof of the Hokage Building. The fifth generation Hokage Senju Tsunade was sitting on the ground and was doing her best to treat the injured people in the village.
Several Anbu surrounded Tsunade, protecting her from being disturbed.
Tendo Payne controlled gravity and slowly descended from the sky onto the Hokage Building.
Tsunade also seemed to feel someone coming and stopped the chakra delivery on her body.
"You are……"
Tsunade felt that the person in front of her looked familiar, but she couldn't remember it for a while!
"Long time no see, Tsunade-sama, you are the only one among the Sannin now," Pain said indifferently.
[Orochimaru: "Wait a minute! What do you mean Tsunade is the only one among the three ninjas now? In the previous video, Danzo said that Jiraiya is dead..."]
[Orochimaru: "That means? Me? I'm dead too!"]
[Orochimaru: "How is that possible? Who did it?"]
No wonder Orochimaru was shocked, how could he die so easily?
It’s unscientific!In the ninja world, you can defeat Orochimaru, but you cannot completely kill Orochimaru.
Because you don’t know when, where and by what means this guy will be resurrected.
This snake is so slippery that you can't catch it.
[Uchiha Sasuke: "Among the three ninjas, only Tsunade is left?"]
[Tsunade: "Orochimaru didn't expect that even you..."]
Tsunade heard what Payne said in the video and posted this barrage with some sadness!
Will all her former relatives and friends leave her one by one?Are you the only one left?
"Shizune, let's go to our village!"
"But Tsunade-sama, we don't have money to pay!"
"What else are you paying for! Run!"
"You were...the brat back then..." Tsunade narrowed her eyes and finally remembered from her memory.
"It seems that you still remember it!" Payne said with an indifferent expression.
System: Nonsense!Can the body not be cold?
The ANBU next to Tsunade was a little bit confused listening to the conversation between them!
Why do you feel like the two of them have known each other for a long time?Could it be that the one named Payne is...
Could it be Tsunade-sama’s ex-boyfriend?No wonder he wants to attack Konoha, it seems that he hates it out of love! (?w?)
Tsunade said she would give you a kick: Get out of here!
"It's God! It's the God who maintains order!" Payne said with a pretentious look.
[Senju Hashirama: "Abara, look at how good this guy is!"]
[Uchiha Madara "Madara! Hash hot mama, give me Nisunai!"]
Then Pain launched his Mouth Escape on Tsunade!But!
Pain does not have as deep a skill as Uzumaki Naruto, so the result can be imagined!Of course Payne can't talk to Tsunade!
Pain was so angry that he closed his eyes directly, but when he thought about it, it wasn't right!How can I still survive in the ninja world if I admit defeat like this?
Beat her!
Tiandao Payne suddenly opened his eyes, and a strong chakra came from Tiandao.
"Don't be so arrogant!"
[Uzumaki Naruto: "Okay, so powerful, it's over, it's over, I will definitely be captured!"]
[Uchiha Sasuke: "How much masturbation! Why are you panicking! Isn't there still me? Wait and see how I beat Pain when I come out!"]
[Senju Hashirama: "Abara, this chakra is far worse than yours"]
[Uchiha Madara: "Hmph! It's not even a fraction of the hash hot mom!"]
[Hidan: "Hey! First generation, do you look down on our leader?"]
[Senju Hashirama: "(⊙o⊙)! I'm just telling the truth."]
[Hidan: "Hmph! You clearly look down on our leader, and looking down on our leader means looking down on all members of the Akatsuki organization!"]
[Senju Hashirama: "Then what do you want? →_→"]
[Hidan: "Kowtow to us and forget about it!"]
[Uchiha Madara: "Who do you think you are? Do you think I don't exist if you dare to ask Hashi Hot Mom to kowtow to you? Huh?"]
[Senju Hashirama: "Madara, I'm so touched!"]
[Uchiha Madara: "Humph! Please try to move the pillar for me."]
[Senju Hashirama: "Uh! I'm not moved, I'm not moved!"]
In the picture, Pain flew over Konoha and spread his hands.
"Ding! Post the video now! Which floor should Payne carry the rice to?"
"Ding! a: First floor!"
"b: Second floor!"
"c: Eighteenth floor!"
"d: 36th floor!"
"e: Floor 88!"
"f: [-]th floor!"
"g: Five hundred floors!"
"h: [-]th floor!"
"Ding! Correct answer! Reward..."
"Reward a pair of Payne's same Samsara Eyes! And carry all the eye skills of this Samsara Eye! The recipient will not have any side effects!"
"Ding! Those who answer incorrectly will be punished randomly!"
"Only eight people can answer! Start in five seconds!"
"One person can only choose one answer! If one person grabs a, no one else can choose a."
[The Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen: "Rin, Samsara Eye?"]
[Shimura Danzo: "I must get it!!!"]
[Deidara: "Damn it! These are our boss's eyes, great! I have peeked into the boss's eyes for a long time, but I never had the chance!"]
[Tiandao Payne: "Huh? @Deidara!"]
[Deidara: "..."]
[Senju Hashirama: "Abara! Do you want to grab it or not?"]
[Uchiha Madara: "Nonsense! Of course I stole it! This is the Rinnegan!"]
That's right!This time, even Uchiha Madara was moved by the Rinnegan Eye. You must know that his Rinnegan Eye was given to Nagato, which means he no longer has the Rinnegan Eye!
If you can get a pair of reincarnation eyes, what fool would not want them?
In short, everyone went crazy, those were the eyes of the Immortal of Six Paths!Who is not moved?
Payne: I want you to feel the pain of not being able to buy rice. The pain is about to begin!
Konoha, just wait for me! ?(◣д◢)?
(End of this chapter)
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