Pirate: I have General Pai Daxing

Listening to the sound coming from the conch, while it is pleasant to hear, it is also a bit monotonous.

Patrick suddenly remembered that he also knew how to play a musical instrument. How about... some accompaniment?

slap~

A palm was slapped on the belly, and the pink flesh surged like waves, and then a moving voice sounded.

Yes, yes, this is it!

Belly drum!

After a while, a continuous sound of belly slapping could be heard on the boat.

The sailors couldn't hear the music playing in the conch, they could only hear the belly drum, and they were confused.

But Patrick was different. When the sound of the belly drum sounded, he seemed to have found inspiration.

Sometimes it's fast, sometimes it's slow...

Coupled with the magnificent performance, his little brain instantly expanded, giving him a feeling of ecstasy.

Gradually, not only his brain swelled, but his body also swelled, growing taller and thicker...

In a short time, Pai Daxing grew to eight or nine meters, rolled over, and rolled into the sea.

"Hit me, I seemed to be hallucinating just now."

The sailor stared blankly at the deck, asking for help.

"Don't be in a daze, that's not an illusion!"

"It's over, it's over. Patrick Star and the others have been wiped out. What did they hear?"

"There's also a conch there, why don't you give it a try?"

"roll!"

……

So, when Xu Wei came back with Eric on his back, he saw a rather troublesome scene.

Pinocchio completely transformed into a monster.

The whole body is covered with bean sprout-long tentacles, which are very pink and covered with mucus, and the conch is still attached to the ear.

The same is true for Moonlight Moria, but he has fewer tentacles, only six, but they are very large compared to Pinocchio.

Other people's tentacles are only as long as bean sprouts, but his are as long as an arm.

There are three sticks on the left hand and three on the right hand, like a character from some bad anime.

"Thor, Thor!"

After shouting twice, Thor turned a deaf ear and showed no response.

"Captain, you are finally back, woo woo~~"

The sailors gathered around him: "Not long after you left, Patrick took out a few conches... and then it became like this."

After hearing what happened.

Xu Wei frowned and realized that things were not simple.

Pick up the last conch, put it to your ear, and after a few breaths, put it down amid the worries of the sailors.

Sure enough, it was indeed the mourning song played by Uncle Zan!

And the magical conch is like a gramophone, playing that piece of music in a loop.

"This Patrick Star destroyed my entire regiment!"

Xu Wei was so angry that he gnashed his teeth and shouted: "It's best to drown him, I'm going to expel him from the ship!!"

After all, the most urgent task is to save the three Pinocchios.

Remove their conches first.

Sailors had tried it before, but they had failed. First of all, the tentacles are very powerful. They look soft and weak, but in fact they are like steel and iron bones. Secondly, Thor's hands were so strong that even the sailors couldn't break it.

When taking Pinocchio's conch, the tentacles attack like crazy.

Xu Wei was not used to them. He slapped them with his backhand and stunned the tentacles.

Without the conch, the tentacles are as wilted as eggplants beaten by frost.

Following suit, he then removed Moonlight Moria and Thor's conch.

"Uncle Zan, the music is gone, why haven't their distortions disappeared?"

"Um..."

"Do you suspect that they heard it too many times, causing the distortion to penetrate deep into the bone marrow and become irreversible?"

Xu Wei took a breath of cold air: "This is not the end of the world."

Based on the examination of the three people, he had to believe the speculation from Zan experts. Even if the tentacles were cut off, they would grow back in less than two or three seconds. I also tried cutting off a piece of flesh where the tentacles were, but it still didn't improve.

"It seems that my previous guess was correct."

When he returned with Eric on his back, all the changes on the warship disappeared.

At that time, he suspected that it was related to the time of exposure to music. Now, it was perfectly verified.

However, the price of this verification is a bit too heavy.

At this time, Thor, who was standing still, suddenly woke up.

"Wang?"

Xu Wei immediately checked his body. The good news was that Thor was fine. The bad news was that Thor was very angry.

He is worthy of being the second generation god, and he is still a dog who can play with the river god, which is quite extraordinary.

With a secret sigh, Xu Wei said seriously:

"I know you are angry and want to beat Patrick. To be honest, I am too."

"However, the crux of the matter is that Patrick fell into the sea, and maybe he was swept somewhere by the undercurrent..."

"Thor, I give you a mission, find him, and then bring him back and beat him!"

"For the glory of the Northern God!"

After saying these cruel words, Hammer God jumped into the sea with a splash.

On the deck, Xu Wei looked at the two tentacle patients and sighed, speechless and choked.

You said this happened.

……

The scene changes and comes to the warship.

At this time, three hours had passed since Xu and Wei left, and it was dusk.

On the deck, the five masters stood motionless like statues.

Sudden.

A seagull flew over and circled around Sengoku. It was the seagull that was standing on Sengoku's hat before.

Seagulls cried, trying to wake up Seng Guo, but unfortunately there was no response.

Reluctantly, he kicked out his claws and kicked Zhan Guo directly to the ground with a clicking sound.

Seagull: "..."

Did I defeat a general? !

At this time, a weak voice suddenly came from not far away:

"Don't move around, be careful of getting infected."

The seagull was startled and turned around to see that it was Lieutenant General Garp. At this time, he stood like a wooden man and opened his eyes again to glance at himself.

"Seagull, if you understand what I'm saying, do me a favor..."

"Cuckoo~"

"Go to the captain's cab. There is a phone bug somewhere. Help me pick it out."

It can only be said that he is worthy of being a pet of the Warring States Period. He perfectly understood what Garp meant. Not only did he take out the phone bug, he also followed his instructions and made a call.

"Poluporu... Poruporu..."

"Garp, how's the battle going over there? Are you going to return?"

Marshal Kong's voice came from the phone, and Garp suddenly felt friendly after hearing it:

"I'm sorry, Marshal Kong. We failed."

"The situation now is very bad. I can't move my whole body and my brain is dizzy. The seagull made this call for me."

"Speaking of which, I previously advised Warring States to roast this seagull and eat it, but now it seems..."

"Stop, stop, let's get down to business!!"

Garp frowned slightly after hearing Marshal Kong's warning.

It was not because the other party interrupted him, but because he realized that his speech and performance just now were a bit strange.

Even if he is out of tune, he is still quite reliable at critical moments.

Why now...?

"Marshal Kong, please send people to support quickly. If it's too late, I'm afraid the whole army will be wiped out..."