Pirate: I have General Pai Daxing

Hearing Xu Wei's exclamation, Katakuri and SpongeBob rushed in. After seeing the scene in the room, they both exclaimed.

I saw a huge round ball floating in the living room, slightly oval.

The overall appearance is white, and she also wears a red and blue skirt.

From this figure, Xu Wei can know that she is Teacher Puff, because Teacher Puff is an agouti-like creature that will bulge into a ball whenever it is frightened.

But that’s not the point of their exclamation.

The point is, Teacher Puff’s body is covered with flesh-colored tentacles, with chopsticks thick and thin, chopsticks long and short, dancing irregularly.

"It's a bit like the evil eye..." Xu Wei's mouth trembled, "She won't glare at me to death."

"Stop joking, Captain, please save Mr. Puff."

Spongebob rushed to Puff, and unexpectedly the tentacles were stirred. The tentacles suddenly stretched three to five times, slapped Spongebob on the body, and directly whipped him to the wall and hung him up.

Even though there was such a big movement, Puff didn't make any sound.

His eyes were closed and he seemed to be unconscious.

"Ah! What is this? It hurts me so much!"

From SpongeBob's screams, Xu Wei understood that Mr. Puff must be a victim of the magical conch, just like Pinocchio.

Slowly approaching, the tentacles twitched.

But how could Xu Wei be afraid of the tentacle? He grabbed it casually and looked at the thick chopstick in his hand. Xu Wei opened his bow from left to right and hit it with a series of moves that made it want to stop.

"Your ancestors didn't even dare to be so arrogant. Little thing, you've taken the courage of a leopard."

The tentacles danced continuously, sometimes stretching and sometimes contracting.

He just couldn't break free from Xu Wei's thousand-year iron hand.

"Hey, you're still not convinced." Another set of five consecutive whips, hitting the tentacles with mucus everywhere, and the sound of cracking could be heard endlessly.

"Are you convinced? Are you convinced?"

"I'm telling you to be arrogant, I'm telling you to be arrogant!"

Finally, with a snap, the tentacle implemented the tail-cutting tactic, discarding a section of its body and retracting to the surface of Puff's body.

"Hmph! You know what's going on!" Xu Wei snorted coldly and looked away.

Immediately let Katakuri and the two search the house, from the bedroom to the living room, from the kitchen to the bathroom, from the balcony to the chimney...

After a while,

Katakuri shook his head, "We couldn't find Patrick."

"Report to the captain, I haven't found it either." Spongebob said, "Why don't you wake up Mr. Puff and ask her."

After hearing what the two said, Xu Wei frowned.

This is hard to do.

He also wanted to wake up Mr. Puff, but it was obviously difficult.

Last time Pinocchio and Moonlight Moria turned into tentacle men, they still relied on Patrick to lick them to wake them up.

But now, what he is looking for is Patrick Star! If Patrick is here, why wake up Mr. Puff. But if Mr. Puff is not awakened, Patrick will not be found...

Chaos!

Isn't this a paradox?

Suddenly, Katakuri greeted: "What is she holding in her hand?"

"Huh? Toy fishing rod?"

Opening her hand and looking carefully, she saw a ten centimeter long toy fishing rod with a length of black silk thread on it.

The strange thing is that the black thread is like something from another time and space, with no end point to be found.

Xu Wei and Katakuri looked at each other and had a guess in their minds.

"Let me come, maybe if I pull out the thread, I can find out all the secrets."

Xu Wei took a deep breath, covered his arm with the power of the door, pinched a piece of silk thread, and pulled hard. The thread stretched longer and longer, as if it was really pulled out of another time and space.

"There's a show!"

"I pull, I pull! I pull, pull, pull!"

"Oh, you're still tug-of-war with me, and you don't even look at who your opponent is."

Feeling the power coming from the other end of the thread, Xu Wei smiled disdainfully.

He is Captain Xu Wei, the lone demon warrior in Wowo Township, Youwei County, Holy Beast Kingdom!

"Come here!" With a strong tug, a small yellow dot suddenly appeared in the void, getting thicker and thicker, and in an instant, it turned into a huge creature dozens of meters tall.

Giant star?

No wonder it’s so heavy, it’s such a big guy!

After suddenly leaving the land of void, Pai Daxing was still a little confused.

I looked down and saw, oh, captain!

"Woooo┭┮﹏┭┮..." Patrick cried at that time, pouting his mouth, with stars twinkling in his eyes, "Captain, you finally came to save me. I have been waiting for you for a long time."

In excitement, Pai Daxing swooped down.

After breaking up Teacher Puff's house, he suppressed everyone under him.

In the distant town of Bikiniburg, countless residents saw this scene and immediately shouted.

……

Three minutes later, Patrick was calmed down.

First, he shrank in size, and then he pulled SpongeBob around in circles. The two looked like they were from the same country meeting a fellow countryman.

"Captain, I've been starved to death." Patrick cried aggrievedly, "I'm being locked up without a Krabby Patty, no stone house, no SpongeBob SquarePants, no jellyfish...

There was nothing and he was tied up. "

"Then how did you persist?"

"Oh! Let me think about it!" Patrick suddenly shouted, holding a finger in his mouth: "Oh my god! I forgot!"

"..."

Everyone was stunned.

Looking at the fishing rod carefully, Xu Wei was sure that it was the mysterious fishhook that attacked them.

Now that it is in the hands of Teacher Puff, the only way to know the truth is to wake her up.

"Patrick, lick her for me!"

"Huh? Isn't that bad? Teacher Puff is Mr. Krabs's girlfriend."

"Stop talking nonsense and lick it for me!"

After a while, Teacher Puff's tentacles were licked clean, and at the same time, she woke up from her coma.

Spongebob took Patrick and hid in the ruins...the ruins were the ruins of the pink house.

"Teacher Puff, you're awake." Xu Wei greeted politely.

"Well, I'm awake. I slept so comfortably...wait, who are you!?"

The sleepy Mr. Puff screamed.

Xu Wei, who covered his ears, glanced at Katakuri. Katakuri nodded and received it. After a few minutes, Teacher Puff forced himself to quiet down and sat on the ground in an orderly manner.

Looking at the pink stones and wood on the ground, I always feel like they have seen each other before.

"Tell me, why are you attacking us?"

"...I didn't attack you...I don't even know you..."

"Then why did you kidnap Patrick?"

"What? Who kidnapped Patrick? Don't slander me!"

Teacher Puff's tone was angry and aggrieved, and it looked like a performance like a statuette.

Xu Wei was too lazy to talk nonsense with her and directly showed his fishing rod, "Since you don't admit it, then, what is this?"

"This? Why is it there with you? Give it back to me, it's mine!"

When she saw the fishing rod, she looked excited and couldn't help but want to fight for it, but Katakuri stopped her with a murderous look in her eyes.

"You...you bully people..."

"Wow, if my husband was still here, he would never let you bully me."