Pirate: I have General Pai Daxing

"Ahaha~~!!"

"I knew you wouldn't be able to hit me unless you made a sneak attack."

After dodging a shovel, the Blue Devil put his hands on his hips and laughed wildly.

But he didn't notice that SpongeBob was approaching him with steps. After getting close to an arm's length, the shovel came out.

Pa~!

"Uh...you...you actually made a sneak attack again!!!" The blue devil became furious and summoned ghost lightning, which poured down on Spongebob like a downpour. "Thunder filled the sky with endless fury and ghost electric shock therapy!"

SpongeBob, shrouded in thunder, was trembling all over, and from time to time he could still see his film-like white bones.

"SpongeBob SquarePants!"

Suddenly there was a roar, and a recorder was thrust into the Blue Devil.

The Blue Devil smiled contemptuously, and fired Squidward away with a flashlight.

Then, the Blue Devil's fingers twitched like crazy, and bolts of lightning fell on Squidward. He also enjoyed the same treatment as SpongeBob.

Screams were heard from the restaurant.

Xu Wei was a little angry.

What's wrong with bullying children?

"Brother Squidward! Use the magic conch!" Xu Wei shouted, but Brother Squidward was enjoying electrotherapy and couldn't hear him at all. Having no other choice, Xu Wei quickly ran into the restaurant, kicked the blue devil away, and put the magical conch to Squidward's ear.

"Quickly transform!"

I thought to myself, expecting and curious.

Squidward listened to the music coming from the conch, and his mind was immediately occupied. Like Patrick, he also felt that the soul of music was about to move.

"Recorder! My recorder!"

Picking up the black recorder, Squidward played the song he was most familiar with - the lullaby - with great piety.

He plays this tune every night before going to bed, which not only soothes him after a hard day's work, but also calms his mind and helps him sleep.

The sound of the flute is long, sometimes deep, sometimes clear.

Seeing this scene, Xu Wei's eyes lit up. Brother Squidward's situation was very similar to that of Patrick Star. It seemed that he could really get some power from music.

Patrick's power is mainly to increase his size.

Don't know what Squidward is?

After watching for two seconds, Squidward's body did not change in any way. Xu Wei wanted to continue watching, but Poseidon didn't give him a chance. He raised his trident and stabbed him. His posture was standard, strong and powerful, and if it weren't for his neck Without the silver ring, Xu Wei almost thought he had turned into a scorpion.

"You're such a fast brother, you don't have martial ethics and you just attack from behind!"

Xu Wei decisively turned back to block, the power of the door enveloped his palm, and he took it hard!

Empty-handed into the blade!

Playing with dragons and phoenixes, with an ethereal figure, Xu Wei made an extremely tricky gesture, holding the two prongs of the trident with both palms.

"Bring it here!" Xu Wei pulled Poseidon to his side with a strong tug. He raised his leg and kicked it. He used all his strength on this kick, which was extremely powerful and heavy.

After receiving this heavy blow, Poseidon felt a mouthful of blood rush to his throat, and his whole body flew backwards like an arrow.

"No! My Poseidon Trident!!!"

"It's mine now!"

Xu Wei looked at the trident in his hand happily. It was all golden in color and looked very rich. There were three small prongs on the top, two short and one long, which were perfectly symmetrical. As soon as he held it, Xu Wei felt a strong power. Roll in hands.

In Xu Wei's memory, the Poseidon Trident was a powerful weapon.

Even SpongeBob, who doesn't know anything, can do many incredible things with it.

in an instant,

Poseidon rushed back again, this time with a furious expression on his face.

He is the king of the sea, but now his weapon has been taken away!

What a shame!

"I will completely destroy you!!!" Poseidon shouted to the sky, opening his hands to gather infinite power. In an instant, the blue sea turned into a dark cloud. From the surrounding sea water, Xu Wei noticed Poseidon's aura, and he was shocked Use divine power to control all the surrounding sea water.

"Ah Lele, do you want to destroy the world?"

Xu Wei scratched his chin with his trident and watched Poseidon's performance silently.

……

In the restaurant, Squidward's performance got better and better.

The recorder music that Spongebob originally complained about was unpleasant to listen to now actually sounds like it has a different kind of charm.

The blue devil sneaked closer with a sly smile on his lips.

In the previous battle, he did not use all his strength at all. In fact, it was not only him, but also the Green Devil and the Flying Devil. Not to mention the whole stroke, at least it was the upward swimming stage.

This,

It's a plan from the flying devil!

They knew that Xu Wei's soul was very fragrant and they wanted to eat it, but they were wary of Xu Wei's power.

Therefore, the flying devil thought of Poseidon, and decided to use him as a magnet and a scapegoat, receiving the most severe beatings and the thickest armor.

When he and Xu Wei decide the winner, the three little green furs can reap the benefits.

Now, Poseidon is furious and the time has come.

The Blue Devil slowly approached Squidward, raised the machete in his hand, and struck down hard.

If this knife was enough, Squidward probably wouldn't be able to survive the rest of his life, given his ordinary physique.

but,

The machete stopped when it was only three centimeters away from Squidward's head.

"This, what is this?"

Blue Devil frowned because music of unknown meaning sounded in his ears at some point.

Not only can it be heard in the ears, but every cell in the brain and every organ in the body seems to be beating the beat.

Gradually, the Blue Devil's expression relaxed and even showed some joy.

The body twisted slightly, and the ghostly tail flicked, like a coquettish kitten.

Squidward seems to be awake but not awake,

He stood up,

Take steps,

Step by step, head swaying left and right, the recorder now faces south, now north, and the sound of the flute spreads throughout the space.

Squidward walked out of the restaurant step by step, and the blue devil followed closely, twisting his body and doing a ridiculous dance as he walked.

"Squidward?"

SpongeBob woke up from the electrotherapy and looked at the scene in front of him in shock.

At this time, Squidward's image was very strange. There was a conch hanging on his right ear, his body was slightly arched, and his steps were brisk, like a performance artist. What was even more disturbing was that the person three steps behind him was the Blue Devil.

"What happened to them?"

Spongebob was puzzled, and neither was the Green Devil. He called his brother, but there was no response.

"What are you doing? Now is not the time for joking!"

Thinking that the Blue Devil was joking, the Green Devil flew over and kicked him, but the Blue Devil was still in a selfless state.

Now, the Green Devil became alert.

Not long after, music sounded in the Green Devil's ears. He was startled and quickly teleported away.

But what puzzled him was that even after returning to his ghost ship, the music just now was still heard.

"Something is wrong..."

whoosh-

The green devil's figure flashed back to the Sweet Piece Restaurant, with a happy expression on his face.

One step at a time, dancing a dance that makes people laugh and cry.