The legend of the clone behind the scenes of Naruto
Chapter 85 You haven’t given me your pants yet
"Stop talking nonsense, who comes first?" Qianju Feijian asked.
"Are you serious about this, teacher?" Shimura Danzo asked again uncertainly.
"I'm telling you the truth, let Sarutobi Hiruzen go away. If you beat me, you will be the Hokage!"
"Okay, bigger or smaller?" Danzo Shimura asked.
"Better than small."
"I'll go first." Danzo Shimura picked up the sieve cup. There were six dice in it. He kept shaking the dice while slowly closing his eyes and began to listen to the sounds in the sieve cup.
Ten seconds later, Danzo Shimura placed the sieve cup on the stone again.
"Open it." Senju Tobirama urged when he saw that Danzo Shimura had not opened the sieve cup for a long time.
"Okay." Danzo Shimura agreed nervously and slowly raised the sieve cup.
"Tick tock, tick tock." It was obviously not very hot, but the sweat on Danzo Shimura's face kept dripping down his chin.
"One dot, I will definitely win!" Danzo Shimura was overjoyed after opening the sieve cup. Six dice were stacked together, with only one dot on top.
"Huh, that's not necessarily the case." Qian Shu Feijian sneered.
Shimura Danzo is not good at gambling. It is time to arrange for him to know what the God of Gamblers is.
Qianju Tojian picked up the sieve cup and shook it for a while, then placed the sieve cup on the stone and opened it.
I saw that five dice were broken and only one remained, with a dot on it.
The joy on Danzo Shimura's face froze.
"I won. Although we both have one point, my dice are fewer than yours. Therefore, I am younger than you." Senju Tobirama said calmly.
"No, I don't accept it. This is a draw." Shimura Danzo shouted.
"Would you like some face?"
"What we are comparing is the points, not the size of the dice." Danzo Shimura argued.
"Really? Are you saying that the size of the dice doesn't matter?"
"That's right!"
"Then I'll let you play with 100 dice, will you?"
Shimura Danzo was stunned. 100 dice could not fit into the sieve cup. How could he get the smallest dot?
"Teacher, you see, we didn't agree on the rules in advance. Let's consider this round a draw. There is only one dice now, and there will be no problem with the number in the future."
"Okay, let's have another round." Senju Tobirama nodded.
"Okay, I'll come first." Danzo Shimura was overjoyed and was about to pick up the sieve cup.
Unexpectedly, Qian Shu Feijian pressed down on the sieve cup.
"What's wrong, teacher?" Danzo Shimura asked in confusion.
"Did you forget something?" Qianju Tobirama asked.
"What?" Danzo Shimura didn't understand what Senju Tobirama said.
"Since it is a bet, you should also have your own bet. My bet is the position of Hokage. What is your bet?"
"Ah?" Danzo Shimura was dumbfounded: "But teacher, I don't have any at all..."
Senju Tobirama interrupted: "Of course I know you don't have anything worthy of being the Hokage, but you have to put something down, right?"
"Okay, okay." Danzo Shimura thought for a while and asked, "Then what do you want, teacher?"
"If you lose, give me your pants."
"Nani?" Danzo Shimura really doesn't understand what's going on with Senju Tobirama?Why is this brain circuit so strange?
"Teacher, what do you want my pants for?"
"Nothing, I just want it."
"But it's of no use to you." Danzo Shimura was puzzled. The Hokage cannot be short of pants, right?
"Stop talking nonsense, are you betting or not?" Senju Tobirama thought to himself, I am of no use, but now it is useful to you.
"I bet!" Shimura Danzo gritted his teeth and said, picked up the dice and shook it. After ten seconds, he put it down and opened it.
I saw just one more point.
Shimura Danzo was overjoyed: "This time we agreed first. If the points are the same, the one who shakes first wins."
"Okay." Senju Tobirama agreed without even thinking about it.
He picked up the dice cup and started shaking it.
Ten seconds later, when I opened the sieve cup, I saw that the dice had split into two halves, with only half of the dice standing.
"Half a point, I win!" Qianju Tobirama said calmly.
"Damn it, you're cheating. How can you have half a dice? This one doesn't count." Shimura Danzo said angrily.
"What did you say? How dare you talk to me like that?"
"I...I'm sorry, teacher. I mean, all the tricks you used are tricks. I don't accept it. Let's play another round, the last round." Shimura Danzo calmed down and begged.
"Stop talking nonsense and give me your pants first."
"This..." Shimura Danzo looked around and said, "In the wilderness, what should I wear if I give it to you?"
"What does it have to do with me? What, do you want to default on your debt?"
"No, can I give it to you after you return to the village?"
"No, just now. I made a bet with you now, and of course I will reap the rewards now. There will be no default."
"..." It's a pity that the women's clothing was torn off by me when I was angry, otherwise I could still put it on temporarily.Danzo Shimura thought as he looked at a nearby big tree.
He took off his shirt, bare his chest and said, "Let's use this instead, and then we'll take a gamble."
"No, I want your pants." Senshou Tobirama knocked the clothes out of his hands and said.
"...If you don't bet with me again, I won't give you pants." Danzo Shimura cheated.
"Well, you Shimura Danzo, you still said you were not shameless, now you have been exposed, right?"
Danzo Shimura blushed and asked, "Are you willing to take a gamble with me again?"
"Okay, I promise you."
"Really? Let's agree first that this time, you can't shatter the dice again."
"no problem."
After Shimura Danzo received a positive answer, he used Earth Release to glue the two halves of the dice back together and began to shake the dice again.
Open it and see another dot.
"Hahahaha!" Danzo Shimura couldn't help laughing. You can't break the dice this time. Let's see how you can beat me.
Senju Tobirama calmly shook the sieve cup, and ten seconds later, he opened it and Danzo Shimura was dumbfounded.
There was not a single dot on the die.
"Haha, if you want to fight with me, you are too young. When I was shaking the dice just now, I had already rubbed away all the points with a sieve cup." Senju Tobirama said with a laugh.
Danzo Shimura had a gloomy face, stood up slowly, and asked, "I understand, you just don't want me to be Hokage, right?"
"Why do you say this? It's you who failed my test."
At this moment, looking at the seriously injured Senju Tobirama, Shimura Danzo had a bold idea in his mind.
As soon as this idea appeared in his mind, he was ready to move and couldn't get rid of it.
"Teacher, you forced me to do this." Danzo Shimura took out a kunai from his arms and said.
"What do you want to do?" Qianju Tobirama asked in shock, "Qiudou sack!"
Danzo Shimura said no more, and stabbed Senju Tobirama's chest with a kunai.
"You...you are a traitor, how dare you kill your master!" Qian Shu Feijian held his hand and said weakly.
"You forced me to do this. I am destined to win the position of Hokage. Go on with peace of mind, teacher." Danzo Shimura said coldly.
"Wait, I have something else to say." Senju Tobirama shouted.
"Haha, do you want to beg for mercy? Unfortunately, it's too late. When I did it, there was no turning back." Shimura Danzo pushed the kunai inward a little harder.
"Of course not. I just wanted to say that you haven't given me your pants yet."
"...Are you stupid?" Shimura Danzo said speechlessly, how long has it been, and you still want my pants.
"This is your bet, you can't afford it." Qianju Tobirama said while vomiting blood.
"Go to hell." Shimura Danzo said no more and wanted to take out the kunai.
"Wait." Senju Tobirama held his hand firmly.
"what happened again?"
"I have one last few words to say."
"Haha, after all, you still want to surrender, right? No one is not afraid of death, and it seems that even the teacher is no exception." Shimura Danzo joked.
"Of course not. What I want to say is: I now officially declare that Sarutobi Hiruzen will succeed as Hokage."
"Baga Baga Baga Baga!" Danzo Shimura was instantly furious when he heard this. After pulling out the kunai, he stabbed Senju Tobirama more than a dozen times, turning him into a hornet's nest.
"Are you serious about this, teacher?" Shimura Danzo asked again uncertainly.
"I'm telling you the truth, let Sarutobi Hiruzen go away. If you beat me, you will be the Hokage!"
"Okay, bigger or smaller?" Danzo Shimura asked.
"Better than small."
"I'll go first." Danzo Shimura picked up the sieve cup. There were six dice in it. He kept shaking the dice while slowly closing his eyes and began to listen to the sounds in the sieve cup.
Ten seconds later, Danzo Shimura placed the sieve cup on the stone again.
"Open it." Senju Tobirama urged when he saw that Danzo Shimura had not opened the sieve cup for a long time.
"Okay." Danzo Shimura agreed nervously and slowly raised the sieve cup.
"Tick tock, tick tock." It was obviously not very hot, but the sweat on Danzo Shimura's face kept dripping down his chin.
"One dot, I will definitely win!" Danzo Shimura was overjoyed after opening the sieve cup. Six dice were stacked together, with only one dot on top.
"Huh, that's not necessarily the case." Qian Shu Feijian sneered.
Shimura Danzo is not good at gambling. It is time to arrange for him to know what the God of Gamblers is.
Qianju Tojian picked up the sieve cup and shook it for a while, then placed the sieve cup on the stone and opened it.
I saw that five dice were broken and only one remained, with a dot on it.
The joy on Danzo Shimura's face froze.
"I won. Although we both have one point, my dice are fewer than yours. Therefore, I am younger than you." Senju Tobirama said calmly.
"No, I don't accept it. This is a draw." Shimura Danzo shouted.
"Would you like some face?"
"What we are comparing is the points, not the size of the dice." Danzo Shimura argued.
"Really? Are you saying that the size of the dice doesn't matter?"
"That's right!"
"Then I'll let you play with 100 dice, will you?"
Shimura Danzo was stunned. 100 dice could not fit into the sieve cup. How could he get the smallest dot?
"Teacher, you see, we didn't agree on the rules in advance. Let's consider this round a draw. There is only one dice now, and there will be no problem with the number in the future."
"Okay, let's have another round." Senju Tobirama nodded.
"Okay, I'll come first." Danzo Shimura was overjoyed and was about to pick up the sieve cup.
Unexpectedly, Qian Shu Feijian pressed down on the sieve cup.
"What's wrong, teacher?" Danzo Shimura asked in confusion.
"Did you forget something?" Qianju Tobirama asked.
"What?" Danzo Shimura didn't understand what Senju Tobirama said.
"Since it is a bet, you should also have your own bet. My bet is the position of Hokage. What is your bet?"
"Ah?" Danzo Shimura was dumbfounded: "But teacher, I don't have any at all..."
Senju Tobirama interrupted: "Of course I know you don't have anything worthy of being the Hokage, but you have to put something down, right?"
"Okay, okay." Danzo Shimura thought for a while and asked, "Then what do you want, teacher?"
"If you lose, give me your pants."
"Nani?" Danzo Shimura really doesn't understand what's going on with Senju Tobirama?Why is this brain circuit so strange?
"Teacher, what do you want my pants for?"
"Nothing, I just want it."
"But it's of no use to you." Danzo Shimura was puzzled. The Hokage cannot be short of pants, right?
"Stop talking nonsense, are you betting or not?" Senju Tobirama thought to himself, I am of no use, but now it is useful to you.
"I bet!" Shimura Danzo gritted his teeth and said, picked up the dice and shook it. After ten seconds, he put it down and opened it.
I saw just one more point.
Shimura Danzo was overjoyed: "This time we agreed first. If the points are the same, the one who shakes first wins."
"Okay." Senju Tobirama agreed without even thinking about it.
He picked up the dice cup and started shaking it.
Ten seconds later, when I opened the sieve cup, I saw that the dice had split into two halves, with only half of the dice standing.
"Half a point, I win!" Qianju Tobirama said calmly.
"Damn it, you're cheating. How can you have half a dice? This one doesn't count." Shimura Danzo said angrily.
"What did you say? How dare you talk to me like that?"
"I...I'm sorry, teacher. I mean, all the tricks you used are tricks. I don't accept it. Let's play another round, the last round." Shimura Danzo calmed down and begged.
"Stop talking nonsense and give me your pants first."
"This..." Shimura Danzo looked around and said, "In the wilderness, what should I wear if I give it to you?"
"What does it have to do with me? What, do you want to default on your debt?"
"No, can I give it to you after you return to the village?"
"No, just now. I made a bet with you now, and of course I will reap the rewards now. There will be no default."
"..." It's a pity that the women's clothing was torn off by me when I was angry, otherwise I could still put it on temporarily.Danzo Shimura thought as he looked at a nearby big tree.
He took off his shirt, bare his chest and said, "Let's use this instead, and then we'll take a gamble."
"No, I want your pants." Senshou Tobirama knocked the clothes out of his hands and said.
"...If you don't bet with me again, I won't give you pants." Danzo Shimura cheated.
"Well, you Shimura Danzo, you still said you were not shameless, now you have been exposed, right?"
Danzo Shimura blushed and asked, "Are you willing to take a gamble with me again?"
"Okay, I promise you."
"Really? Let's agree first that this time, you can't shatter the dice again."
"no problem."
After Shimura Danzo received a positive answer, he used Earth Release to glue the two halves of the dice back together and began to shake the dice again.
Open it and see another dot.
"Hahahaha!" Danzo Shimura couldn't help laughing. You can't break the dice this time. Let's see how you can beat me.
Senju Tobirama calmly shook the sieve cup, and ten seconds later, he opened it and Danzo Shimura was dumbfounded.
There was not a single dot on the die.
"Haha, if you want to fight with me, you are too young. When I was shaking the dice just now, I had already rubbed away all the points with a sieve cup." Senju Tobirama said with a laugh.
Danzo Shimura had a gloomy face, stood up slowly, and asked, "I understand, you just don't want me to be Hokage, right?"
"Why do you say this? It's you who failed my test."
At this moment, looking at the seriously injured Senju Tobirama, Shimura Danzo had a bold idea in his mind.
As soon as this idea appeared in his mind, he was ready to move and couldn't get rid of it.
"Teacher, you forced me to do this." Danzo Shimura took out a kunai from his arms and said.
"What do you want to do?" Qianju Tobirama asked in shock, "Qiudou sack!"
Danzo Shimura said no more, and stabbed Senju Tobirama's chest with a kunai.
"You...you are a traitor, how dare you kill your master!" Qian Shu Feijian held his hand and said weakly.
"You forced me to do this. I am destined to win the position of Hokage. Go on with peace of mind, teacher." Danzo Shimura said coldly.
"Wait, I have something else to say." Senju Tobirama shouted.
"Haha, do you want to beg for mercy? Unfortunately, it's too late. When I did it, there was no turning back." Shimura Danzo pushed the kunai inward a little harder.
"Of course not. I just wanted to say that you haven't given me your pants yet."
"...Are you stupid?" Shimura Danzo said speechlessly, how long has it been, and you still want my pants.
"This is your bet, you can't afford it." Qianju Tobirama said while vomiting blood.
"Go to hell." Shimura Danzo said no more and wanted to take out the kunai.
"Wait." Senju Tobirama held his hand firmly.
"what happened again?"
"I have one last few words to say."
"Haha, after all, you still want to surrender, right? No one is not afraid of death, and it seems that even the teacher is no exception." Shimura Danzo joked.
"Of course not. What I want to say is: I now officially declare that Sarutobi Hiruzen will succeed as Hokage."
"Baga Baga Baga Baga!" Danzo Shimura was instantly furious when he heard this. After pulling out the kunai, he stabbed Senju Tobirama more than a dozen times, turning him into a hornet's nest.
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