I'm a pirate, I'm Luffy

Met Mr. 2, the "real man" Xiao Feng.

At this time, I didn't know that he was Mr. 2's Luffy, but Usopp and Chopper had formed friendship with this interesting ladyboy.

Sauron: "Boring."

Bai Yun: "Agreed."

Respecting his manly character and dancing shoulder-to-shoulder with him are two different things.

Nami also turned around, not looking at them who were dancing the "leg dance".

"I'm too lazy to care about you."

"Um?"

"Hey, there's a boat coming, is it your boat?"

As soon as Nami turned her head, she saw a ship approaching the Merry.

Xiao Feng bent his legs and hopped, and landed on the fence in a jiffy, with his back to Luffy and the others. The words "The Way of the Beast" behind him seemed to be shining under the sunlight.

"Oh, it's a pity that I didn't expect it to be parting time so soon."

"Don't be sad, there is no permanent banquet in the world, but don't forget one thing..."

"The depth of friendship has nothing to do with the time spent together!"

Turning his head sideways, Xiao Feng stretched out his thumb and said with tears in his eyes.

"See you next time."

Luffy and Usopp, Chopper responded happily.

Xiao Feng looked at Bai Yun again.

"........"

"........"

"Brother, remember my proposal and think about it."

"Boom~"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Feng blew a kiss to Bai Yun.

Bai Yun couldn't bear it anymore, kicked him in the ass, and kicked him back to his own Swan.

Putting his feet down, Bai Yun suddenly thought why he wanted to "reward" him.

And Xiao Feng's men on the Swan saw Xiao Feng being kicked off, and thought they were going to fight.

Xiao Feng got up immediately, "It's okay, it's okay."

"It's just a farewell ceremony for the tsundere brother."

"Okay, let's go!!"

The Swan turned around and drove out under Xiao Feng's order.

"It's Mr.2 Feng Reck!!"

“!!!!!!”

Xiao Feng's subordinates responded enthusiastically.

But this is what surprised everyone on the Meili except Bai Yun.

"Mr. 2!!"

"He is Mr.2!!"

Usopp and Vivi said in surprise.

Sauron was more or less surprised, but it was strange to see Bai Yun beside him so calm.

"Why aren't you surprised at all?"

"......"

"What! He is Mr. 2."

Bai Yun only reacted now. If it was true, the reflex arc could circle the earth.

Sauron: "......."

........

"Vivi, don't you know what Mr. 2 looks like?"

Luffy asked.

Weiwei sat down on the deck with self-blame, "Well, I have never seen the combination of Mr.1 and Mr.2, and I don't know their abilities."

"But it is rumored that Mr.2 is a tall transvestite who speaks in a sissy way. He likes to wear a swan coat with [The Way of Transcendence] written on the back."

When Weiwei said this, Bai Yun couldn't laugh or cry. This news almost put me as Mr. 2 on his head, and he still didn't recognize it. It's really... amazing.

Luffy, Usopp, and Sauron also raised their thumbs of "praise".

"You should recognize it"

Weiwei didn't pay attention to the compliment, and covered her forehead, her hands trembling slightly.

"Just now when he performed the memory function, his father's face appeared. What did he do with his father's face?"

"If that guy pretends to be a king, nothing good will happen."

Sauron said.

"It seems that we have let go of a difficult enemy." Usopp sighed, crossing his hands.

"Is he an enemy?"

The naive Chopper has not yet reacted to the sudden change of identity from Xiao Feng who played so well just now.

"Indeed, it's going to be pretty tricky if he's against us."

"Just now he imitated our faces, except for Bai Yun. If he uses this to become one of us, then we won't be able to tell the difference."

Nami said the seriousness.

"But I don't need to be afraid of him, that's right."

"We should be glad that we met him and know his abilities, so we can prepare countermeasures in advance."

Sauron smiled and said, although Xiao Feng was let go, knowing his abilities in advance was not a bad thing for them.

Bai Yun came up and nodded.

"I agree with Sauron on this point."

"We can find some countermeasures to distinguish us from him, such as what signs."

"Also, Weiwei, I think, if the king's face is imitated, the biggest use should be for..."

"what!!"

Weiwei asked anxiously.

"Through the king's 'tyranny' to intensify the conflict between the royal army and the rebel army."

"Aggravate the rebellious heart of the rebel army."

"The defection of the 30 Royal Army may have been caused by Mr. 2."

Weiwei was stunned for a moment, and understood why the 30 Kingdom Army would turn against them.

"However, just as Sauron said, we met Mr. 2 first, perhaps it was God of Destiny's arrangement."

"We can respond in advance."

"Besides, your main purpose when you go back is to convince the rebels. If you tell Mr. 2 this ability, the chances of persuasion will be higher. However, if you can catch Mr. 2 and let him use the ability on the spot, the effect should be even greater. good."

"There's no need to panic, we're very close to Alabasta now, Vivi."

Bai Yun comforted him.

Nami walked up to Weiwei and patted her on the back, "That's right, Weiwei, Bai Yun is right."

"quack!"

Carew also echoed.

Weiwei took a deep breath and nodded, "Thank you Bai Yun."

"You're welcome."

.........

The waters near Sunday Island.

The Merry was driving slowly on the sea, and when it got here, it proved that Alabasta was very close.

A huge sea cat suddenly emerged from the sea, blocking the front of the Merry.

This made Lu Fei, who had been hungry for four days, see their eyes glowing with gold.

“FOOD!! FOOD!!!”

"Let me cut him down!!"

Sensing the murderous aura, Haimao immediately took a step back, why are you doing this, I just came out to take a breath.

"Sea cat? It should be easy to take care of, but he ran away from others."

Luffy, Zoro, and Sanji were about to move, but Wei Wei hit the back of the head with a stick and flew out.

Because sea cats are sacred animals to the people of Alabasta.

After Haimao was rescued, he dived back into the sea immediately, touched the cold sweat on his forehead, really, every day.

"Food gone."

Luffy gnawed on the railing of the boat angrily.

Weiwei sighed, "It will fill you up soon."

"The appearance of the sea cat proves that Alabasta is approaching."

"Those things that appeared later also proved to be close to Alabasta, right?"

Sauron interrupted suddenly.

Everyone looked up and saw many pirate ships with the BW logo appearing on the sea level.

"Looks like the BW senior staff is starting to rally."

Bai Yun said.

Weiwei nodded solemnly, "Yes, there are a total of 200 people, which is completely incomparable to the combat power of Whiskey Mountain."

"Then let the cannons sink them now!"

Usopp yelled.

"It's easy to fly directly to fight! No, we should go to eat first!"

Luffy said, Luffy, who didn't eat the cannon, directly halved his combat power.

"Idiot, don't pay attention to those little brats."

"To distinguish between priorities, we only need nine people."

Sauron said.

Bai Yun accepted the words in agreement, "That's right, and, Usopp, they have so many ships, are you sure you can bombard them more than us?"

"Once there is a conflict with them, we will be busy just intercepting the shells."

"At this time, it is not a clear decision to fight these little guys. Our goal is the biggest fish."

"That's right, it wouldn't be good if something happened to the Merry!"

Usopp reacted, nodded and affirmed Bai Yun's statement.

"In short, keep your bandages on your hands."

Bai Yun replied, and everyone nodded and began to tie straps on their hands.

"We're getting closer to the port. Let's stop at the western entrance. We have to hide the boat."

After Nami tied the bandage, she observed the distance between the port and the ship.

After a while, the boat docked.

"Okay, all in all, no matter what happens in the future, with this sign on your hand, with this sign, you are one of your own!"

Luffy took the lead, and everyone raised their arms tied with straps in a circle.

"So..."

"Go ashore!!"

"Towards the restaurant, and Alabasta."

Luffy shouted.

"Idiot, you have misplaced priorities."

Nami retorted.

Bai Yun laughed and agreed with Lu Fei's statement, "Hahaha, Lu Fei is right, you can only work when you are full."

........

Luffy and the others have just set foot on the port of [Rape Blossom], a port city in Alabasta.

At this time, a restaurant in Rapeseed Flower was very noisy, and the entrance of the restaurant was also full of people.

"What's going on, that store seems to be very noisy, what happened?"

The smoking man, smoker Smoker, appears again.

Because the conversation between Sanji and Crocodile was intercepted by the phone monitor bug near the small garden.

Also caught Mr.11, they went to the rapeseed flower one step ahead of Luffy.

"It appears that a customer in the store died suddenly, Sergeant."

Dashiqi (a reader previously said that Tahimi readers are not used to it, so use this? (????)) replied.

As soon as she finished speaking, a soldier hurried over with a reward list.

"There's a great man in town, Colonel Smoker."

........

Inside the hotel.

There was a lot of discussion.

"I heard that he died suddenly while talking to the store manager."

"Everyone is saying that he may be a traveler who accidentally ate [desert strawberries] while traveling."

"[Desert Strawberries]?"

"A red poisonous spider resembling a strawberry."

"As long as you eat it, you will die suddenly in a few days."

"In a few hours the body will be covered with infectious virus."

"That's why no one dares to approach him."

Just when the guests in the hotel almost conclusively thought that Ace had died on the desert strawberry, Ace suddenly raised his head.

"puff!"

"Come alive!!!"

The people around him opened their mouths wide in fright.

Ace looked around, and directly lifted the hem of a girl's skirt to wipe her mouth.

Although I learned manners from Makino when I was a child, it seems that there are not many manners.

"what!!!"

"Whoo~"

"Oops......"

After wiping his mouth, Ace's mouth was still bulging, and he stretched out his hand and scratched his head and said.

"Fell asleep."

"Fell asleep!!!"

The guest suddenly turned into a "shark face" and shouted, it turned out that he was asleep, so why did he think it was wrong.

But suddenly thinking about it is wrong.

"No, how could someone fall asleep while eating and talking?"

Bai Yun: I don’t understand, it’s the “symbol” of Karp’s education, fortunately I don’t have one.

"And he's eating again."

"By the way, what are you arguing about?"

Ace turned around with a knife and fork and said.

The guests shouted again angrily, "I'm worried about you!!!"

"Do you have a burlesque troupe in your store?"

Ace asked the store manager sincerely.

"No...no, forget it, as long as you are fine..."

Before the store manager finished speaking, Ace slammed his head down again.

"Wake up, hello!!"

Now the store manager can't calm down anymore, what a weird person.

Ace woke up, and this time he mentioned the business, and took out two reward lists.

"Master, have you seen people in this town wearing straw hats and long hair with blue headbands..."

But before Ace finished speaking, Smoker appeared from behind.

"How dare you eat in a restaurant in a big way."

"Captain of the second team of [Whitebeard Pirates], what is your business in this country?"

"Portgas D. Ace."

As soon as Smoker said this, the store manager, including the guests, were instantly stunned.

"White..Whitebeard!!? A fellow pirate."

"So, I seem to have seen that tattoo on his back."

At this time outside, Luffy picked up the highest speed and ran towards the restaurant. The dust was flying behind him, and Bai Yunfei followed him in the air.

In the restaurant, Ace looked sideways at Smoker with a toothpick in his mouth.

"...I'm looking for...brother."

.........

"What to do, the rapeseed is too big, it's too difficult to find Luffy."

As soon as he landed, Lu Fei ran out in a hurry, and separated from Wei Wei and the others.

"That's easy. You'll find him in the noisiest part of town."

Sanji said.

"Hahaha, that's true." Usopp replied.

"It should be fine, Bai Yun will follow him, Bai Yun should not mess around...well, not necessarily, the two brothers."

"Let's go find a restaurant and finish our meal first."

Sauron said, leading everyone into the town.

........

Inside the restaurant.

Ace and Smoker confront each other, seeing that Smoker is about to make a move, Luffy flies a rocket launcher into the restaurant, knocks Smoker and Ace out directly, and knocks out several houses one after another. big hole.

Lu Fei immediately started to eat, and Bai Yun also took advantage of this time to eat some first, and feed Xiaobai.

After Ace came back and saw the two clearly, he was pressed down by Smoker behind him before he could speak.

With Luffy, Smoker has no one else in his eyes.

Luffy ran out with his mouth stuffed like a balloon, and Smoker immediately caught up.

Ace got up and saw Bai Yun standing in front of him, and said with a smile, "Long time no see, Ace."