Rebirth 2000, Ome school flower 18 years old

"Young Master Yi, did cockroaches fly into your room?"

"Don't be afraid, don't panic, let me shoot it to death!"

Gu Muxi shouted repeatedly, then turned around and left the room in a hurry.

Yi Feng twitched the corners of his mouth, this little girl still "dotes on" little creatures so much!

He still remembers that when he was about six or seven years old, a group of children were digging mud in the community, and suddenly a caterpillar fell from a tree, which scared the other children to tears and ran away.

Only Gu Muxi poked it curiously with a stick, and picked it up to show everyone.

She said in a childish voice, "What's there to be afraid of?"

At that time, she took the caterpillar home to play with, but later she wanted to try the malleability of the caterpillar, and accidentally tore it in two...

Later, he also did a variety of bold behaviors, including but not limited to, burning cockroaches, pouring hot water on ants, and stabbing flies.

After a while, there was a knock on the door.

Yi Feng went to open the door, and Gu Muxi ran into the house, "Where is it? Where are the cockroaches?"

"I'm ready!"

She raised the slipper she was holding in her hand, which was definitely a sharp weapon for the opponent's cockroach.

"It should still be in the room, Mr. Supervisor, I'll leave it to you from now on." Yi Feng smiled.

"Don't worry, Xiao Fengzi, lead the way and let me clean it up!" Gu Muxi said arrogantly.

When the two returned to the room, they found two cockroaches lying motionless on the wall, seemingly not afraid of people at all.

In fact, this can be regarded as the characteristics of Guangzhou cockroaches and American cockroaches. They can fly, and they are not afraid of people or light, and dare to act during the day.

For such pests, everyone has to kill them.

Gu Muxi narrowed her eyes, slowly raised her slippers, and tiptoed over.

When the distance was only about one meter, she stopped and threw the slipper out of her hand!

The movement was clean and quick, and the slippers hit a cockroach on the wall with precision like a hidden weapon!

"Snapped!"

The slipper smashed it flat, and the dead cockroaches fell down with the slipper.

Yi Feng was stunned by this scene and was dumbfounded.

Fuck!This is too awesome!

Humanoid weapons!

But the other cockroach was startled by the noise and continued to climb the wall, trembling in the corner of the ceiling.

Gu Muxi took a look, frowned slightly and said: "This guy is quite smart, and he knows how to crawl into corners."

"This is not a good time for flying shoes."

If it missed, it might have crawled out of the window.

What to do now?

Gu Muxi rubbed her chin, thought for a moment, then suddenly turned to Yi Feng and said, "Little Fengzi, help me."

"Huh? Me? How can I help you?" Yi Feng asked doubtfully, pointing at himself.

"I'm not tall enough, give me a hug and lift me up!" Gu Muxi gave him a white look.

"Ah, this..."

Yi Feng glanced at Gu Muxi who was wearing a loose nightgown, the two slender white legs under the skirt were very eye-catching.

goodong...

He swallowed, and smiled: "Okay, I'm very happy to help!"

Gu Muxi didn't look at him either, her attention was all on the remaining cockroach.

She walked to the wall and said in a low voice: "I'm ready, you have to hold it steady later!"

"Is your strength okay?"

Yi Feng patted his chest, "Don't worry, no problem!"

"Okay, let's start!" Gu Muxi said seriously.

Yi Feng stood behind her, with his hands on her waist.

At the moment of contact, Yi Feng realized that her waist is really thin!

And... it's soft and feels extremely good.

Yi Feng squeezed subconsciously.

Gu Muxi felt the weird hand on his waist, as if there was a slight current flowing, his cheeks flushed, and he turned to stare at him.

"What are you doing! If you tickle me again, I won't beat the cockroaches for you. Let you spend the night with the cockroaches!"

"Ahem, I'm used to it." Yi Feng smiled awkwardly.

Gu Muxi withdrew her mind, "You must support me later!"

"3!"

"2!"

"1!"

Gu Muxi counted down, then inhaled, and with the strength of Yi Feng's hands, she was lifted up.

Yi Feng lifted her up with all his strength, and suddenly found that she was quite light, probably less than 90 catties?

But even so, his hands were still shaking, and he felt that he couldn't last long.

"Gu Muxi, hurry up!"

"Young Master Yi, you have to hold on! Don't give up, let go of your strength!"

"I don't want to either, who made you fat!"

"No! That's you!"

Gu Muxi's body was long and she could barely touch it, so she patted hard.

"Snapped!"

The remaining cockroach was also flattened.

"Aha! It's done!" Gu Muxi shouted happily.

But Yi Feng's arms could no longer support him, so he backed up again and again and fell on the bed.

He let go of his hands, and Gu Muxi also fell down, hitting him.

"boom!"

"Crench!"

There was a groan from the bed board.

Yi Feng not only fell on the bed, but was also pressed on Gu Muxi's stomach, and almost vomited out everything he ate tonight.

"Young Master Yi, are you alright?" Gu Muxi turned her head and asked with concern.

Yi Feng's face turned purple, and he said weakly: "You, can you come down first and then talk?"

Only then did Gu Muxi notice that she was sitting on top of him, she laughed dryly, and stood up quickly.

"It's all your fault for not holding on, you can't rely on me!"

Yi Feng regained his composure, and teased, "Isn't it because you eat too much? You must be fat again!"

Gu Muxi: "(╬￣dish￣)!!"

"Chou Yifeng, how dare you call me fat? I think you are tired of living!"

Gu Muxi grabbed his leg with one hand, and then twisted it back.

"Ow!"

Yi Feng was turned upside down, and one leg was firmly restrained by Gu Muxi.

"Let go, let go, murder your own husband!"

Gu Muxi's cheeks were burning hot, and she spat, "Bah, shit, my husband, shameless!"

Still, she let go of his legs.

Smelly Yifeng, how dare you call me fat?

Mom, is this called fat?

Obviously the standard figure is good!

"Okay, you can take care of the corpse yourself, I'm going back to sleep!" Gu Muxi waved her hand, picked up the slippers and left.

"Hey, Gu Muxi, can't you dispose of the corpses by the way? Take them away!" Yi Feng stood up and shouted.

Gu Muxi put her hands behind her back and turned her head, looking like a lonely master.

"I, this girl just kills and doesn't care about burying!"

After speaking, he walked out of the room without looking back.

Yi Feng couldn't help laughing, this girl can really pretend!

Forget it, clean it up yourself!

Yi Feng swept away the dead cockroaches with a broom, and then went to wash.

When he came out of the shower, he saw that the light in Gu Muxi's room had been turned off.

This girl fell asleep?

Yi Feng drew the curtains, turned on the computer, and prepared to continue the anti-virus software.

As soon as I hung up the buttons, I found that Gu Muxi's trumpet was online.

"Good guy, it turns out that he turned off the lights and secretly played with the computer!"

"Drip-drip-"

Mizuki Fenghua sent a message.

Yi Feng opened it and took a look.

Mizuki Fenghua: "Hey, Fengzi, let me tell you a scary story. I saw it in Tianya."

Feng: "What?"

Shuimu Fenghua: "Once upon a time, a scholar met a woman from a good family on the road, and the scholar secretly said that this woman was really fat."

Feng: "And then?"

Shuimu Fenghua: "Then he was beaten to death."

Yi Feng: "..."