Rebirth 2000, Ome school flower 18 years old

"You ask me, how do I know? Look for it quickly, and if you find it, replace this bottle!" Yuan Hua whispered.

"That's right, forget about him, replace it first!" Liu Mubai nodded, and the two began to search for Jianlibao in the snack bag on the bench.

But they searched all the bags and found another bottle of Jianlibao.

"What are you two guys doing?"

Suddenly, a cold voice sounded behind the two of them!

Liu Mubai was startled by Yi Feng's sudden voice, turned around quickly, and said in embarrassment: "Oh, Yi Feng is here, I, I think I bought a lot of snacks, so just, just..."

After being caught, he hesitated to speak in a panic and felt very guilty.

"Yi Feng, don't get me wrong, we just saw a big mouse here and got into your snack bag, Mu Bai and I hurriedly drove the mouse away for you! Really!" Yuan Hua coughed dryly, Seriously.

Hearing this, Liu Mubai immediately echoed: "Ah, yes, I'm just helping you drive away the mice, you have to thank us!"

Yi Feng looked at the two of them, chuckled, and asked, "Really?"

Liu Mubai nodded heavily, and said: "Of course it's true, do you look at me with innocent eyes, do you look like the kind of person who can tell lies?"

Yi Feng pointed to the Jianlibao in his hand, and said with a sneer, "Who are you fooling? Then why are you holding my drink?"

"Ahem, me, me, you know, I just came back from abroad not long ago, and I haven't had Jianlibao yet, so I just took a sip, but don't worry, I drink it with my head up, just drink it I'll give it back to you now!" Liu Mubai hesitated for a long time, took a deep breath halfway to calm down, and put Jianlibao down.

Yi Feng's face suddenly turned a bit weird, and he said: "Are you okay after drinking? I thought you guys would do something in the drink. It seems that I may be overwhelmed."

Liu Mubai: "???"

Yuan Hua: "!!!"

"What?!" The two yelled in unison.

Liu Mubai's face turned pale, and he hurriedly asked, "This, is this bottle a gift from you?"

Yi Feng saw that the faces of the two people changed drastically, and felt that something was wrong, and asked, "Yeah, there won't be... is there really something in it?"

"Impossible! Where's the sign on it?" Liu Mubai felt a little bad in his heart.

"Oh, that little black spot on the lid, I wiped it off." Yi Feng replied with a smile.

These words were like a thunderbolt from the clear sky, directly hitting Liu Mubai's head, making him stunned.

That is to say... what I just drank was the bottle that was drugged!

What the hell!

Suddenly Liu Mubai felt his abdomen tumbling, and felt that the medicine was taking effect!

There is a moist fragrance that seems to be sprayed out!

"Fuck! It's over! I've been tricked!"

Yuan Hua hurriedly comforted him, "It's okay, he's been tricked too! Comrade Liu, your sacrifice is worth it!"

Liu Mubai: "???"

Fuck!Dare to love Yuan Hua, this old boy is a fisherman!

I seem to have been tricked!

Yi Feng suddenly spread his hands and said with a smile: "I drank it, but I spit it out."

"Only you drink it yourself."

"Oh, so there is laxative in it, right? How shameless!"

Yi Feng scolded the two of them righteously, "How could you be so shameless that you would think of such a shameless method as putting medicine in the drink? It's really disgusting! What a shame!"

"It's too low!"

"How can there be such low-spirited, shameless people in this harmonious society?"

"You are simply a social cancer!"

When Wang Tie next to him heard this, he thought it was very good, but it always felt a little weird.

Liu Mubai and Yuan Hua are completely confused now.

"what?!!"

"You didn't drink?!"

Yuan Hua then patted Liu Mubai's shoulder, regretfully saying, "Mubai, our plan has failed, you... hurry up and find a toilet."

As soon as the voice fell, Liu Mubai's stomach made a violent "cuckoo" sound, feeling that his stomach had already started to churn.

Liu Mubai clamped his buttocks, his face paled instantly, he turned his head and ran away.

"Yi Feng! You and I are at odds with each other!"

He farted while running, and it was very loud, and the back of his pants was soaked, which attracted the attention of people around him.

"Huh?! It stinks! Fuck, this guy seems to be running out of water!" Someone yelled, attracting more people to watch.

"Damn it! It's really true! This guy has gone crazy!"

"It stinks! Who is this person?!"

"It seems to be the freshman who transferred from another school, the one named Liu, damn, his pants are all wet! It's so disgusting!"

"Ouch! It stinks, I'm about to throw up!!"

Many people around him talked and pointed at him.

Liu Mubai's face turned red and pale at the same time, feeling so ashamed and panicked, wishing to find a crack in the ground and get in right away!

Too embarrassing!

Seeing this, Yuan Hua silently followed in another direction, not daring to get too close to him, lest she would cause her own death...

After a while, the figures of the two had disappeared into the crowd.

Wang Tie shook his head and said with emotion: "Tsk tsk, it's really embarrassing. If I... will definitely transfer to another school tomorrow..."

"But this is also his own fault. He really did it himself. He can't live!"

"Liu Mubai actually played this kind of trick, he must not know that Brother Feng is still his patriarch!"

"What's this called? It's called Lu Ban playing an ax in front of Lu Ban. He overestimates his strength. The idiom is called Banmen playing with an axe."

Yi Feng glanced at him in surprise, and said, "Damn it! That's fine, Tie Zi, you've become good at idioms in just a few days!"

Wang Tie was embarrassed by the praise, scratched his head and said, "Hehe, I have been making up for it lately, and it's an idiom for making up for it."

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On the other side, Liu Mubai clutched his butt and rushed towards the toilet outside the arena.

At this time, there was already a long queue at the door of the toilet, and many people were waiting to go to the toilet, especially the men's toilet.

Liu Mubai also didn't care about jumping in line and rushing in.

But as soon as he rushed in, he was stopped by a middle-aged man from the Academic Affairs Office and stopped him outside.

"Hey! What are you doing?"

At this moment, Liu Mubai's face turned purple, and he hurriedly said: "Uncle! Let me in quickly, I, I can't hold back anymore!"

"Go, go to another place. I don't know who made this men's toilet. They actually stuffed balls of toilet paper and wood in it. I'm arranging for someone to pass through it!"

"Don't tm let me know who did it. If I don't kill him, I have to come to the toilet in the middle of the night! Shit!" The middle-aged uncle yelled.

Liu Mubai remembered after hearing this...

The toilet has been blocked by myself!

Shit!

At this moment, he felt despair...

What made him most desperate was that he couldn't hold it anymore!

Forget it, let's find a place where no one is there to solve it first!

He turned his head and went out to the toilet, but was stopped by two young men wearing glasses as soon as he got out of the toilet.

"I said that you are too unqualified! You are still a dignified student of Nanhua Institute of Technology, and it is an insult to Nanhua's face to do something like jumping in the queue!" A student wearing black-rimmed glasses scolded seriously.

"I, I don't have time to talk to you!" Liu Mubai didn't bother to talk to him, and wanted to rush out, but was stopped tightly.

"Hey, I said, why don't you listen to the persuasion?"

"Huh? What smells so stinky? It stinks!" The young man with glasses smelled it and quickly covered his nose.

Others also smelled the smell and covered their mouths and noses one after another, but their eyes were all focused on Liu Mubai, it was obvious that the smell came from Liu Mubai's body.

At this time, Yuan Hua hurried over, smiled at everyone, and apologized, "I'm really sorry, my apprentice is a bit impatient, I hope you don't mind."

After finishing speaking, Yuan Hua whispered in Liu Mubai's ear; "Come on, let's find a place to solve it first!"

But Liu Mubai's face was ashen at this moment, and he froze in place expressionlessly.

Seeing his expression, Yuan Hua suddenly felt bad, and looked down again.

"I wipe!"

"Ahem, fellow students, I, I am not very familiar with him either."