Rebirth 2000, Ome school flower 18 years old
Chapter 122 Easy. Eloquent. Nonsense 8 Ways. Feng
"Gu Muxi, have you ever drank tea worth 288 yuan?"
"no!"
"Have you ever eaten sea cucumber?"
"Uh, no!"
"Have you ever eaten abalone?"
"still none!"
"Congratulations, you can try them all today!"
"Uh, Young Master Yi, what do you want to do?"
"Order, what are you doing in a daze?"
Yi Feng glanced at the menu, not looking at the dishes, anyway, he only picked expensive ones.
Sea cucumbers in red sauce, abalone stewed trotters, claypot Buddha jumping over the wall, etc., all ordered.
Yi Feng is frantically ticking boxes.
This high-end teahouse located in the city center still has some content in line with its "high-end" aspects, such as the price, the price is quite high-end.
After Yi Feng basically checked the high-priced ones, he turned to look at Gu Muxi, "Gu Muxi, what did you choose?"
"Intestine rolls, chicken feet, I like to eat them all!" Gu Muxi laughed.
"Hey, don't choose these, you can also have some sea cucumbers." Yi Feng stopped her hand.
"Ah? Didn't you choose them all?" Gu Muxi asked doubtfully.
"Little fool, if we can't finish eating, we can pack it up. We'll have everything for today's lunch." Yi Feng said seriously.
"Still playing, packing???"
Gu Muxi looked at him in astonishment.
"Young Master Yi, you have really reached the realm of unity between human and cheap, I am ashamed of myself!"
"But... well done, I like it, haha!"
Yi Feng laughed cheaply, "Thank you, Xiaozhu Gu, for your compliment. Don't be in a daze, click on it first, and others may come back later."
"Okay, I have a problem!" Gu Muxi made an ok gesture and started the crazy order mode.
After the two finished ordering, hand the list to the waitress.
Yi Feng said: "Just serve as above."
"Uh, sir, have the three of you finished eating so much?" the waitress asked in amazement as she looked at the dense list.
"Don't worry, if you can't finish eating, we will pack it up and never waste it." Yi Feng smiled.
"Uh ok, then I'm going to place an order now, you two wait a moment." The waitress turned and left.
Yi Feng poured a glass of cold drinks and said with a smile: "Gu Muxi, I can assure you that after this time, he will never dare to invite you to dinner again."
……
In the bathroom, Ding Bo washed his face, took a deep breath, and whispered to himself in the mirror: "Calm down, calm down, now is the time to show your strength!"
"Isn't it just three pots of 288 tea!"
"I can still afford it!"
"You must not lose face in front of Gu Muxi!"
"Show your heroic side, let her see the gap between a man and a man!"
"Come on, Ding Bo!"
Ding Bo clenched his fists, cheering himself up.
But when he turned around, he found three men behind him staring at him with strange eyes, the eyes of a fool.
"Uh, please feel free." Ding Bo wiped his face and smiled awkwardly.
After watching him leave, the three men looked at each other suspiciously.
"Is there something wrong with this idiot?"
Ding Bo returned to his seat from the bathroom, and saw Yi Feng and Gu Muxi were already drinking 288 Chunshan Souchong.
"Hehe, you guys, have you all ordered early?"
"I found that the barbecued pork buns in this morning tea restaurant are very good, I recommend you to try it!" Ding Bo said with a strong smile.
The recommended char siu buns are not because they are delicious, but because they are cheap and filling, so they don't order too much.
"Is it a barbecued pork bun?"
"Waiter, add another barbecued pork bun to this table!" Yi Feng raised his hand and shouted.
"Okay, sir, wait a moment, I'll add an order." The waitress responded.
Yi Feng immediately turned back to Ding Bo and said, "Hey, Mr. Ding, you haven't ordered it yourself, we both have ordered it, and the only difference is your own."
"I, I didn't eat much in the morning, waiter, just bring me a set meal." Ding Bo shouted.
The waitress was stunned upon hearing this.
I ordered so much, how about more?
Forget it, as long as you give money, you can order as much as you want.
"Okay." The waitress went to add the order immediately.
Ding Bo took a sip of tea and felt that he had spent ten yuan in just one sip!
This tea seems to be nothing special, why does it feel a little heartache after drinking it?
He looked up at the pretty and delicious Gu Muxi, and asked with a smile, "Gu Muxi, how...how did you know each other?"
"What is it about your boyfriend that attracts you?"
He wanted to find out Gu Muxi's preference for his partner, and then find out some of Yi Feng's characteristics, and then he would do what he liked and do better than Yi Feng, so he still wouldn't be able to win her heart?
Ding Bo is excited about his intelligence, knowing himself and the enemy is the only way to be invincible!
"Uh, we are..." Gu Muxi was taken aback for a moment, not thinking about how to make it up.
Yi Feng immediately rushed to talk: "This...it's a long story!"
He suddenly grabbed Gu Muxi's hand and looked at her affectionately.
Gu Muxi was also taken aback by his move.
You, smelly maple, what do you want to do?
"It was a dark and windy night, we were sitting on a cruise ship heading to the other side of the ocean..." Yi Feng said affectionately.
Gu Muxi: "???"
Ding Bo: "???"
On the other side of the ocean?cruise ship?
Fuck, what the hell is this!
Ding Bo listened to Yi Feng's nonsense with a dazed expression.
"Later she jumped down, and I jumped down too, even if we die, we will die together!" After Yi Feng finished speaking, his mouth was a little dry, and he drank a cup of tea.
"Later, we were rescued by kind people, and then we were together. We once swore that we would never be apart in this life."
"Right, dear." Yi Feng looked at her affectionately.
Gu Muxi: "Uh...uh..."
"correct!"
She is a little confused now, so she can only bite the bullet and respond.
Smelly Feng, you are too good at talking!
Ding Bo looked skeptical. After listening to it, he felt that the story was familiar, but he couldn't remember it for a while.
Anyway...it feels pretty ridiculous!
Where are you lying to idiots?Only fools believe your nonsense!
"Sir, the experience you just said is so touching! It made me cry!"
"Your love is so pure, so great, and so tortuous!"
"I am an author, I decided to record your story, it will definitely move thousands of readers!"
"this is my name card!"
A fat man stood up from the next table and said excitedly, and handed Yi Feng a business card.
Ding Bo: "???"
No way, would anyone believe such nonsense?
"Uh, let's meet again next time!"
"Brother, where are you writing your book?" Yi Feng asked casually.
"Tomato, there are readers with the highest taste, handsome men and beautiful women, that is the palace of the author's dream!"
"Those readers are so generous, they often give me rewards, encourage me, and often give me gifts, but the gifts are too simple, they are all blades, and my family has a warehouse!" The fat man said with emotion.
Yi Feng: "..."
"Okay, bro, I understand, I'll cheer you on next time too, but I still have a date." Yi Feng smiled.
"Okay, remember to come to me, I'll wait for you!" The fat man winked at Yi Feng, turned and left.
Yi Feng shivered...
"no!"
"Have you ever eaten sea cucumber?"
"Uh, no!"
"Have you ever eaten abalone?"
"still none!"
"Congratulations, you can try them all today!"
"Uh, Young Master Yi, what do you want to do?"
"Order, what are you doing in a daze?"
Yi Feng glanced at the menu, not looking at the dishes, anyway, he only picked expensive ones.
Sea cucumbers in red sauce, abalone stewed trotters, claypot Buddha jumping over the wall, etc., all ordered.
Yi Feng is frantically ticking boxes.
This high-end teahouse located in the city center still has some content in line with its "high-end" aspects, such as the price, the price is quite high-end.
After Yi Feng basically checked the high-priced ones, he turned to look at Gu Muxi, "Gu Muxi, what did you choose?"
"Intestine rolls, chicken feet, I like to eat them all!" Gu Muxi laughed.
"Hey, don't choose these, you can also have some sea cucumbers." Yi Feng stopped her hand.
"Ah? Didn't you choose them all?" Gu Muxi asked doubtfully.
"Little fool, if we can't finish eating, we can pack it up. We'll have everything for today's lunch." Yi Feng said seriously.
"Still playing, packing???"
Gu Muxi looked at him in astonishment.
"Young Master Yi, you have really reached the realm of unity between human and cheap, I am ashamed of myself!"
"But... well done, I like it, haha!"
Yi Feng laughed cheaply, "Thank you, Xiaozhu Gu, for your compliment. Don't be in a daze, click on it first, and others may come back later."
"Okay, I have a problem!" Gu Muxi made an ok gesture and started the crazy order mode.
After the two finished ordering, hand the list to the waitress.
Yi Feng said: "Just serve as above."
"Uh, sir, have the three of you finished eating so much?" the waitress asked in amazement as she looked at the dense list.
"Don't worry, if you can't finish eating, we will pack it up and never waste it." Yi Feng smiled.
"Uh ok, then I'm going to place an order now, you two wait a moment." The waitress turned and left.
Yi Feng poured a glass of cold drinks and said with a smile: "Gu Muxi, I can assure you that after this time, he will never dare to invite you to dinner again."
……
In the bathroom, Ding Bo washed his face, took a deep breath, and whispered to himself in the mirror: "Calm down, calm down, now is the time to show your strength!"
"Isn't it just three pots of 288 tea!"
"I can still afford it!"
"You must not lose face in front of Gu Muxi!"
"Show your heroic side, let her see the gap between a man and a man!"
"Come on, Ding Bo!"
Ding Bo clenched his fists, cheering himself up.
But when he turned around, he found three men behind him staring at him with strange eyes, the eyes of a fool.
"Uh, please feel free." Ding Bo wiped his face and smiled awkwardly.
After watching him leave, the three men looked at each other suspiciously.
"Is there something wrong with this idiot?"
Ding Bo returned to his seat from the bathroom, and saw Yi Feng and Gu Muxi were already drinking 288 Chunshan Souchong.
"Hehe, you guys, have you all ordered early?"
"I found that the barbecued pork buns in this morning tea restaurant are very good, I recommend you to try it!" Ding Bo said with a strong smile.
The recommended char siu buns are not because they are delicious, but because they are cheap and filling, so they don't order too much.
"Is it a barbecued pork bun?"
"Waiter, add another barbecued pork bun to this table!" Yi Feng raised his hand and shouted.
"Okay, sir, wait a moment, I'll add an order." The waitress responded.
Yi Feng immediately turned back to Ding Bo and said, "Hey, Mr. Ding, you haven't ordered it yourself, we both have ordered it, and the only difference is your own."
"I, I didn't eat much in the morning, waiter, just bring me a set meal." Ding Bo shouted.
The waitress was stunned upon hearing this.
I ordered so much, how about more?
Forget it, as long as you give money, you can order as much as you want.
"Okay." The waitress went to add the order immediately.
Ding Bo took a sip of tea and felt that he had spent ten yuan in just one sip!
This tea seems to be nothing special, why does it feel a little heartache after drinking it?
He looked up at the pretty and delicious Gu Muxi, and asked with a smile, "Gu Muxi, how...how did you know each other?"
"What is it about your boyfriend that attracts you?"
He wanted to find out Gu Muxi's preference for his partner, and then find out some of Yi Feng's characteristics, and then he would do what he liked and do better than Yi Feng, so he still wouldn't be able to win her heart?
Ding Bo is excited about his intelligence, knowing himself and the enemy is the only way to be invincible!
"Uh, we are..." Gu Muxi was taken aback for a moment, not thinking about how to make it up.
Yi Feng immediately rushed to talk: "This...it's a long story!"
He suddenly grabbed Gu Muxi's hand and looked at her affectionately.
Gu Muxi was also taken aback by his move.
You, smelly maple, what do you want to do?
"It was a dark and windy night, we were sitting on a cruise ship heading to the other side of the ocean..." Yi Feng said affectionately.
Gu Muxi: "???"
Ding Bo: "???"
On the other side of the ocean?cruise ship?
Fuck, what the hell is this!
Ding Bo listened to Yi Feng's nonsense with a dazed expression.
"Later she jumped down, and I jumped down too, even if we die, we will die together!" After Yi Feng finished speaking, his mouth was a little dry, and he drank a cup of tea.
"Later, we were rescued by kind people, and then we were together. We once swore that we would never be apart in this life."
"Right, dear." Yi Feng looked at her affectionately.
Gu Muxi: "Uh...uh..."
"correct!"
She is a little confused now, so she can only bite the bullet and respond.
Smelly Feng, you are too good at talking!
Ding Bo looked skeptical. After listening to it, he felt that the story was familiar, but he couldn't remember it for a while.
Anyway...it feels pretty ridiculous!
Where are you lying to idiots?Only fools believe your nonsense!
"Sir, the experience you just said is so touching! It made me cry!"
"Your love is so pure, so great, and so tortuous!"
"I am an author, I decided to record your story, it will definitely move thousands of readers!"
"this is my name card!"
A fat man stood up from the next table and said excitedly, and handed Yi Feng a business card.
Ding Bo: "???"
No way, would anyone believe such nonsense?
"Uh, let's meet again next time!"
"Brother, where are you writing your book?" Yi Feng asked casually.
"Tomato, there are readers with the highest taste, handsome men and beautiful women, that is the palace of the author's dream!"
"Those readers are so generous, they often give me rewards, encourage me, and often give me gifts, but the gifts are too simple, they are all blades, and my family has a warehouse!" The fat man said with emotion.
Yi Feng: "..."
"Okay, bro, I understand, I'll cheer you on next time too, but I still have a date." Yi Feng smiled.
"Okay, remember to come to me, I'll wait for you!" The fat man winked at Yi Feng, turned and left.
Yi Feng shivered...
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