The Pokémon Goofing Around
Chapter 70 Tai Chi Newborn 2 Ceremony
On the way home from the mountain, Xia Hunao asked the system: "System, just give me Guagua's current attributes."
The system asked: "This has evolved into a croak-headed frog, and you still call it croak?"
Xia Hunao's face was expressionless: "Stop talking nonsense and just give me your attributes."
Attributes: hp48, attack 27, defense 26, special attack 50, special defense 27, speed 51
Xia Hunao nodded: "Okay, I understand."
Looking at Xia Hunan, whose style was very different from his previous "silly temperament", the system felt that something was wrong.Something might happen with Xia's nonsense.
Fortunately, Xia Hunao did not worry the system too much. On his way home, he did not engage in any vandalism, looting, or zero-yuan purchases. He returned home safely and honestly. After a day of bathing and sleeping.
The next morning, Xia Hunao yawned and asked the system in his mind: "System, you don't seem to be in the right state. Why do you even have dark circles under your eyes? Could it be that you collected some information that shouldn't be collected last night?" ?”
The system looked at Xia's nonsense: "Fuck, you should ask me? What is your situation? Do you still remember what you did yesterday?"
Xia Hunao thought for a while: "I don't remember. I just remember that Guagua seems to have evolved. Wait, I can't remember what happened yesterday. Am I sick? System, what's going on?"
The system took a breath: "It's broken, host, now there's a big problem."
The statement that the system was facing a formidable enemy couldn't help but make Xia Hunao feel a little flustered.He pinched the quilt with his hands: "So, what's wrong with my body?"
"It's not your problem, it's the environment's problem."
Xia Hunao didn't understand: "What do you mean?"
"It means that as the time of Arceus' death increases, the world may gradually develop in an uncontrollable direction."
With the systematic explanation, Xia Hunao also understood how troublesome the matter was.
As the god who created the world, Arceus has the authority to control all divine beasts.For example, Dialga and Palkia's authority over time and space is one of Arceus' authorities.Not to mention the emotions and wills controlled by Emrido and Aknom among the Three Holy Mushrooms.
After the death of Arceus, the distribution of these powers became simpler and easier to lose control of.After all, there is no Arceus who has the authority of God.
Xia Hunao's change yesterday should be that his emotions and will were affected at the same time, which is why it became a bit strange.After a night's rest, Xia Hunao had eliminated these adverse effects, and the memories disturbed by those adverse effects naturally no longer existed.
The system advised Xia Huhua: "I think you should find ways to improve your emotional control. After all, Guagua and Dianxi both have a synchronization rate. The higher the synchronization rate, the more obvious the effect of your empathy. The three of you are very It's possible that the three of you may have done something irreversible under the combined influence of your emotions. Yesterday was just the first time, so we changed it back in one day. But you can't say for sure in the future."
Xia Hunao took a deep breath: "So what can you do? Will taking a deep breath help?"
The system shook his head: "Do you think taking a deep breath will help? It will at most calm down your a little fast heartbeat, and it will have no other effect. My suggestion is to practice Tai Chi. This thing can really cultivate your body and mind."
When Xia Hunao thought about Tai Chi, his first reaction was that he almost failed his freshman physical education class. The second thing was...
The system advised him: "Don't think too much. Do you think that Tai Chi is Tai Chi? I'll give you a video and you can follow it. It's best to let the frog learn it too."
Xia Hunao felt that the system was right, so he took the frog out and went to a small park to learn Tai Chi.Although the frog didn't understand, Xia Hunao asked him to do it, so he just followed suit.
One person and one frog were practicing Tai Chi here and soon attracted the attention of the elders around them.At this time, Xia Hunao was continuing to discuss the previous issues with the system.
"System, will I encounter other problems in the future?"
The system thought for a while and then replied: "My guess is this, because the chaos caused by Arceus' death will not last too long. After all, all authorities have related divine beasts to control, even if Arceus' death will cause There will be chaos for a certain period of time, but when those elves strengthen their power and control, the situation will not continue to deteriorate. But you know, things like emotions and will will definitely be affected. This is also why I want you to strengthen your control. s reason."
Xia Hunao continued to practice Tai Chi: "That means it has some effects, but it's not fatal, right?"
"Well, it can be understood that all intelligent individuals will have no problems as long as they don't collapse."
After playing Tai Chi for a while, Xia Hunao was not a "Tai Chi master", but his Tai Chi skills were already impressive.The croak-headed frog following behind him now also looks a little more imposing.
"System, do you think it's against the rules for Gua Gua to practice Tai Chi? After all, he is a ninja. It would be better if he were an elf like Kung Fu Weasel or a martial arts bear master."
The system compared the differences between the three types of elves in Tai Chi, and then replied: "Maybe you are right, but I don't know how ninjas train their minds. It can't be like a waterfall above your head and your heart is like still water. So you just Let’s make do with it.”
Xia's crazy movements paused for a moment, and then he regained his composure: "Forget it, after all, after evolving into the Koga Ninja, there are still more ninja-type operations. But Tai Chi Gua Gua seems to be quite interesting."
Speaking of Tai Chi Guagua, the system and Xia Hunao were stunned at the same time. Xia Hunao asked: "System, why do I suddenly have an extra rabbit in my mind? No, several extra rabbits?"
The system thought for a while: "Perhaps you were exposed to too many related games in your previous life. That led me to think of those rabbits. But it seems that there is no Tai Chi Gua Gua. You are the first of its kind."
"Then let me lend you your good words. I hope they can think of sending some money or something to me who is far away on the Spirit Monster Star after they become Tai Chi Gua Gua."
After playing Tai Chi for a while, Xia Hunao wanted to have a fight with a frog. Tai Chi pushing hands with one person and one frog may also have a unique effect.
Xia Hunao turned around and took advantage of Guagua's lack of proficiency in Tai Chi, so he started pushing hands with Guagua under the systematic teaching video.While Pushing Hand Xia was messing around, she also said, "If the situation hadn't been right, I would have asked Dianxi to come out and practice Tai Chi. It would also enhance her emotional management."
Seeing Xia's mischief as the frog gradually caught up with the rhythm, the system asked him: "Do you want to learn to dance? As Dianxi's little princess, it should be most suitable for you two to dance ballroom."
Xia Hunao heard that the dance was slowed down by half a beat, and then he couldn't keep up with the rhythm of the frog.
The push-hands of one person and one frog didn't last long. Xia Hunao, who had a relaxed attitude, stopped his Tai Chi, and the frog also stopped.
Xia Hunao took the frog back into the elf ball and took the frog to the secret base. Just now, he thought of something interesting and wanted to do an experiment.
……
Secret base training area.Xia Hunao held two balloons filled with water in his hands. Xia Hunao squeezed them and they felt good...
Xia shook his head in disbelief: "I'm off topic, Gua Gua, follow me and condense two water balls into your hands."
Guagua followed Xia's wild movements and condensed two water balls in his hands.Then he looked at Xia Hunan's next move.
I saw Xia Hunao holding two water balloons and starting to practice Tai Chi.Guagua followed Xia's nonsense and started playing Tai Chi with two water polo balls.
Water is a very unstable substance, at least in human hands and cannot be controlled at all.The water balloon in Xia Hunao's hand was better wrapped in a balloon, but the water balloon in Gua Gua's hand was different.Not long after practicing Tai Chi, the water ball in Gua Gua's hand collapsed.
Xia Hunao naturally saw this scene: "Guagua, do you know what water is?"
Xia Hunao asked Guagua to continue to control the water in Tai Chi, while telling Guagua about the water in the Tao Te Ching.The sparring between the two lasted for more than half an hour, and the water polo in Guagua's hand gradually became stable, and began to rotate with the movements of Guagua's hand, which had a somewhat mysterious meaning.
Seeing Guagua's movements becoming more and more proficient, Xia Hunao gave the order: "Guagua, the wave of water!"
Guagua subconsciously put his hands together. As a result, the two rotating water balls collided and collapsed and disappeared.
Xia Hunao approached the frog: "Come on, guagua, do it again, make two rotating water balls. Then use these two water balls to activate the wave of water."
Guagua started practicing Tai Chi again, gradually moved the two rotating water balls in his hands closer, and then shot them out together.
The two water balls rotated in the air, tore apart, and finally merged into a big water ball that burst, rotated, and rippled.
Looking at the spinning fluctuations, Xia Hu Nao nodded: "I knew it was useful. System, how was the fluctuation of water just now?"
"How about what? Sixty. Your water wave is just water wave when you play with it. There is no way it can change from the power of sixty to the power of eighty."
"Tsk. Isn't that training in vain?"
The system shook his head: "You can't say that. Although the power of the water wave skill has not increased, it is still very effective in terms of special effects."
Xia Hunao changed his mind after hearing this: "Gua Gua, let's practice some more. By the way, system, what special effects are there?"
"The original water fluctuation has a certain probability of chaos, and your Tai Chi version of the water fluctuation, after my analysis, the probability of chaos should be further improved. I think the specific number is between forty and fifty. Specific data You have to test it yourself.”
"Oh? That's still very powerful. As the saying goes, Wuji gives birth to Youji, and Taiji gives birth to Tai Chi, and Tai Chi gives birth to Liangyi. Just call this move Cheng Shui Dong."
System: "No, is there any logical connection between these sentences?"
The system asked: "This has evolved into a croak-headed frog, and you still call it croak?"
Xia Hunao's face was expressionless: "Stop talking nonsense and just give me your attributes."
Attributes: hp48, attack 27, defense 26, special attack 50, special defense 27, speed 51
Xia Hunao nodded: "Okay, I understand."
Looking at Xia Hunan, whose style was very different from his previous "silly temperament", the system felt that something was wrong.Something might happen with Xia's nonsense.
Fortunately, Xia Hunao did not worry the system too much. On his way home, he did not engage in any vandalism, looting, or zero-yuan purchases. He returned home safely and honestly. After a day of bathing and sleeping.
The next morning, Xia Hunao yawned and asked the system in his mind: "System, you don't seem to be in the right state. Why do you even have dark circles under your eyes? Could it be that you collected some information that shouldn't be collected last night?" ?”
The system looked at Xia's nonsense: "Fuck, you should ask me? What is your situation? Do you still remember what you did yesterday?"
Xia Hunao thought for a while: "I don't remember. I just remember that Guagua seems to have evolved. Wait, I can't remember what happened yesterday. Am I sick? System, what's going on?"
The system took a breath: "It's broken, host, now there's a big problem."
The statement that the system was facing a formidable enemy couldn't help but make Xia Hunao feel a little flustered.He pinched the quilt with his hands: "So, what's wrong with my body?"
"It's not your problem, it's the environment's problem."
Xia Hunao didn't understand: "What do you mean?"
"It means that as the time of Arceus' death increases, the world may gradually develop in an uncontrollable direction."
With the systematic explanation, Xia Hunao also understood how troublesome the matter was.
As the god who created the world, Arceus has the authority to control all divine beasts.For example, Dialga and Palkia's authority over time and space is one of Arceus' authorities.Not to mention the emotions and wills controlled by Emrido and Aknom among the Three Holy Mushrooms.
After the death of Arceus, the distribution of these powers became simpler and easier to lose control of.After all, there is no Arceus who has the authority of God.
Xia Hunao's change yesterday should be that his emotions and will were affected at the same time, which is why it became a bit strange.After a night's rest, Xia Hunao had eliminated these adverse effects, and the memories disturbed by those adverse effects naturally no longer existed.
The system advised Xia Huhua: "I think you should find ways to improve your emotional control. After all, Guagua and Dianxi both have a synchronization rate. The higher the synchronization rate, the more obvious the effect of your empathy. The three of you are very It's possible that the three of you may have done something irreversible under the combined influence of your emotions. Yesterday was just the first time, so we changed it back in one day. But you can't say for sure in the future."
Xia Hunao took a deep breath: "So what can you do? Will taking a deep breath help?"
The system shook his head: "Do you think taking a deep breath will help? It will at most calm down your a little fast heartbeat, and it will have no other effect. My suggestion is to practice Tai Chi. This thing can really cultivate your body and mind."
When Xia Hunao thought about Tai Chi, his first reaction was that he almost failed his freshman physical education class. The second thing was...
The system advised him: "Don't think too much. Do you think that Tai Chi is Tai Chi? I'll give you a video and you can follow it. It's best to let the frog learn it too."
Xia Hunao felt that the system was right, so he took the frog out and went to a small park to learn Tai Chi.Although the frog didn't understand, Xia Hunao asked him to do it, so he just followed suit.
One person and one frog were practicing Tai Chi here and soon attracted the attention of the elders around them.At this time, Xia Hunao was continuing to discuss the previous issues with the system.
"System, will I encounter other problems in the future?"
The system thought for a while and then replied: "My guess is this, because the chaos caused by Arceus' death will not last too long. After all, all authorities have related divine beasts to control, even if Arceus' death will cause There will be chaos for a certain period of time, but when those elves strengthen their power and control, the situation will not continue to deteriorate. But you know, things like emotions and will will definitely be affected. This is also why I want you to strengthen your control. s reason."
Xia Hunao continued to practice Tai Chi: "That means it has some effects, but it's not fatal, right?"
"Well, it can be understood that all intelligent individuals will have no problems as long as they don't collapse."
After playing Tai Chi for a while, Xia Hunao was not a "Tai Chi master", but his Tai Chi skills were already impressive.The croak-headed frog following behind him now also looks a little more imposing.
"System, do you think it's against the rules for Gua Gua to practice Tai Chi? After all, he is a ninja. It would be better if he were an elf like Kung Fu Weasel or a martial arts bear master."
The system compared the differences between the three types of elves in Tai Chi, and then replied: "Maybe you are right, but I don't know how ninjas train their minds. It can't be like a waterfall above your head and your heart is like still water. So you just Let’s make do with it.”
Xia's crazy movements paused for a moment, and then he regained his composure: "Forget it, after all, after evolving into the Koga Ninja, there are still more ninja-type operations. But Tai Chi Gua Gua seems to be quite interesting."
Speaking of Tai Chi Guagua, the system and Xia Hunao were stunned at the same time. Xia Hunao asked: "System, why do I suddenly have an extra rabbit in my mind? No, several extra rabbits?"
The system thought for a while: "Perhaps you were exposed to too many related games in your previous life. That led me to think of those rabbits. But it seems that there is no Tai Chi Gua Gua. You are the first of its kind."
"Then let me lend you your good words. I hope they can think of sending some money or something to me who is far away on the Spirit Monster Star after they become Tai Chi Gua Gua."
After playing Tai Chi for a while, Xia Hunao wanted to have a fight with a frog. Tai Chi pushing hands with one person and one frog may also have a unique effect.
Xia Hunao turned around and took advantage of Guagua's lack of proficiency in Tai Chi, so he started pushing hands with Guagua under the systematic teaching video.While Pushing Hand Xia was messing around, she also said, "If the situation hadn't been right, I would have asked Dianxi to come out and practice Tai Chi. It would also enhance her emotional management."
Seeing Xia's mischief as the frog gradually caught up with the rhythm, the system asked him: "Do you want to learn to dance? As Dianxi's little princess, it should be most suitable for you two to dance ballroom."
Xia Hunao heard that the dance was slowed down by half a beat, and then he couldn't keep up with the rhythm of the frog.
The push-hands of one person and one frog didn't last long. Xia Hunao, who had a relaxed attitude, stopped his Tai Chi, and the frog also stopped.
Xia Hunao took the frog back into the elf ball and took the frog to the secret base. Just now, he thought of something interesting and wanted to do an experiment.
……
Secret base training area.Xia Hunao held two balloons filled with water in his hands. Xia Hunao squeezed them and they felt good...
Xia shook his head in disbelief: "I'm off topic, Gua Gua, follow me and condense two water balls into your hands."
Guagua followed Xia's wild movements and condensed two water balls in his hands.Then he looked at Xia Hunan's next move.
I saw Xia Hunao holding two water balloons and starting to practice Tai Chi.Guagua followed Xia's nonsense and started playing Tai Chi with two water polo balls.
Water is a very unstable substance, at least in human hands and cannot be controlled at all.The water balloon in Xia Hunao's hand was better wrapped in a balloon, but the water balloon in Gua Gua's hand was different.Not long after practicing Tai Chi, the water ball in Gua Gua's hand collapsed.
Xia Hunao naturally saw this scene: "Guagua, do you know what water is?"
Xia Hunao asked Guagua to continue to control the water in Tai Chi, while telling Guagua about the water in the Tao Te Ching.The sparring between the two lasted for more than half an hour, and the water polo in Guagua's hand gradually became stable, and began to rotate with the movements of Guagua's hand, which had a somewhat mysterious meaning.
Seeing Guagua's movements becoming more and more proficient, Xia Hunao gave the order: "Guagua, the wave of water!"
Guagua subconsciously put his hands together. As a result, the two rotating water balls collided and collapsed and disappeared.
Xia Hunao approached the frog: "Come on, guagua, do it again, make two rotating water balls. Then use these two water balls to activate the wave of water."
Guagua started practicing Tai Chi again, gradually moved the two rotating water balls in his hands closer, and then shot them out together.
The two water balls rotated in the air, tore apart, and finally merged into a big water ball that burst, rotated, and rippled.
Looking at the spinning fluctuations, Xia Hu Nao nodded: "I knew it was useful. System, how was the fluctuation of water just now?"
"How about what? Sixty. Your water wave is just water wave when you play with it. There is no way it can change from the power of sixty to the power of eighty."
"Tsk. Isn't that training in vain?"
The system shook his head: "You can't say that. Although the power of the water wave skill has not increased, it is still very effective in terms of special effects."
Xia Hunao changed his mind after hearing this: "Gua Gua, let's practice some more. By the way, system, what special effects are there?"
"The original water fluctuation has a certain probability of chaos, and your Tai Chi version of the water fluctuation, after my analysis, the probability of chaos should be further improved. I think the specific number is between forty and fifty. Specific data You have to test it yourself.”
"Oh? That's still very powerful. As the saying goes, Wuji gives birth to Youji, and Taiji gives birth to Tai Chi, and Tai Chi gives birth to Liangyi. Just call this move Cheng Shui Dong."
System: "No, is there any logical connection between these sentences?"
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