The Pokémon Goofing Around

Xia Hunao scratched his head as he listened to what the system said in an understatement that he couldn't understand: "System, explain to me what the spirit demon star is shaking?"

The system said: "It was just a earthquake. What's the explanation? Have you never experienced an earthquake in your previous life?"

Xia Hunao got up from the ground: "Of course I have experienced earthquakes, but earthquakes have a limit after all, but listening to your words, it seems that the entire Spirit Monster Planet has been shaken."

The system's face was expressionless: "That's what I mean. The source of this earthquake is the heart of the spirit demon star. If you want to divide it, the magnitude is almost [-]?"

After hearing this, Xia Hunao looked at his body: "Is my body that bad now? Can a magnitude of [-] shock me from the bed to the ground?"

Xia Hunao fell into strong doubts about his physical and mental qualities.The system looked at Xia Hunao, who doubted that he would be able to escape from his life, and persuaded him: "I didn't say that you were knocked to the ground by this star earthquake. I just wanted to tell you that such a big thing happened. What are you thinking about? Woolen cloth?"

Xia Hunao breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out that he was not knocked to the ground by the [-] rag earthquake, so it didn't matter.

"System, how on earth did I get out of bed?"

"Nonsense, how do I know? Didn't I tell you that I have to save energy when you sleep? You can wait until noon to call your girlfriend to ask how you got there."

Xia Hunao nodded, picked up the elf ball and was about to go out.After saying hello to her uncle and aunt, Xia Hunan came to the street and walked all the way to the bus stop.While standing on the platform waiting for the bus, Xia Hunan asked: "System, did the ball earthquake last night have any particularly outrageous effects?"

"You still remember this incident. Don't worry, because the shock is not big, the entire Spirit Demon Star does not pay special attention to it, and according to my information collection ability, nothing has happened that has a particularly big impact on you."

Xia Hunao breathed a sigh of relief and boarded the bus.On the bus, Xia Hunao asked the system: "System, how is Guagua's training going now?"

The system directly responded to Xia Hunao: "It's okay, the speed is already over 50 points. As for the special attack, it still hasn't exceeded ten."

Xia Hunao counted with his fingers, and then asked the system: "System, something is not right. Why do I think there is something wrong with your data?"

The system was stunned for a moment: "Problem? What went wrong?"

"I have competed with so many wild elves in the secret rock realm. Can it be said that there is not even one with special attack? All of them have acceleration? This is unscientific."

The system thought for a while, then reviewed Xia Hunao's battle list in the rock secret realm: "Indeed, the special attack effort points you won in the rock secret realm were in double digits. Why does my data here show only ten Woolen cloth?"

The system studied for a long time, and finally said to Xia Hunao: "Host, I need to go into deep sleep now to self-check what is going on. This self-check may take a long time, but you can rest assured that it can take up to a month. I'll be back soon. Also, you've already sat and stood three times."

After saying this, the system went silent.Xia was stunned for a moment, then quickly got out of the car, walked back along the road, and asked again and again: "System, system?"

The system didn't answer. Xia Hunao said: The system is worthy of being a system. It cooled down so quickly.

Arriving at the secret base, Xia Hunao opened the door and went in. Looking at the medicine bag still on the table, he gritted his teeth and stamped his feet: "Come on, I'm afraid you won't succeed."

This is the third day of joint training between Xia Hunao and Guagua Pao Frog. Xia Hunao has begun to get used to the tennis balls flying around. Not only can he avoid the tennis balls, but sometimes he can reach out to hold one and then throw it back.

As for the croaking frog, he is much more capable than Xia Hunao, and under Xia Hunao's deliberate training, the croaking frog began to develop his ability to use foam to counter the flying tennis balls.

Seeing Guaguapao Frog working hard, the old father Xia Hunao just felt "I feel so relieved."As a result, just when he was feeling relieved, he felt extremely happy and sad. A tennis ball flew over, and he only felt a pain on his body.

Outside the court, Xia Hunao sat on the ground, covering the bottom of his belly button with both hands. The tennis ball just now was really accurate, but if it was a little lower, Xia Hunao would be useless.

Xia, who was in terrible pain, was rubbing his body in a hurry while watching Guaguapao Frog continue to train in the field.Just when Xia was thinking about whether to add an iron bucket or something to his waist to improve his defense, a voice rang out: "Host, what's wrong with you? Could it be that the species has changed?"

Xia Hunao replied without thinking: "No, I am very lucky. I almost got hit just now..."

As soon as he finished saying this, Xia Hunao felt something was wrong: "Huh? System? Was it you who was talking just now?"

"Of course, who else can call you host besides me?"

Xia Hu Nao was stunned for a moment: "No, didn't you say you were going to sleep for a month? Why did this month pass so quickly?"

The system's ability to defend itself can be said to be in line with Xia Hunao's: "Host, please pay attention. I just said I would be back in a month at most. I didn't say it would take me a month to complete the self-examination."

Xia Hunao could only agree: "It is indeed a system, it is extraordinary."

The system replied quite proudly: "Of course, I not only completed the self-examination and solved the problem, I also took the time to contact the headquarters of Ziweixing where I was produced, obtained a system upgrade patch, and completed the system upgrade. I am now on version 2.0 of the system."

As he said that, the system produced a big red flag with 2.0 written on it and waved it vigorously.

After shaking the system twice, he seemed to feel that the scene was not enough, so he immediately transformed into countless figures in Xia Hunao's mind, beating gongs and drums in conjunction with the main system of waving flags, and he didn't know where he learned it from. Yes, the system still set off fireworks in Xia Hunao's mind.

It is very uncomfortable for so many things to appear in a person's mind at the same time. Xia Nao shook his head wildly for a while to eliminate the illusion caused by the system.

Xia Hunao breathed heavily and asked with stars in his eyes: "System, what kind of trick are you doing?"

The system continued to wave the flag: "In the words of your previous life, this is called gongs and drums, firecrackers are blasting, red flags are waving, and there are huge crowds of people. Isn't this the kind of treatment you get only when something big happens?"

Xia Hunao didn't want to argue with you: "Yes, yes, you are right, so what new functions does the system have since you updated it to 2.0?"

"In version 2.0, my ability to resist interference is even stronger."

Xia Hu Nao nodded excitedly: "Yeah, yeah, then what?"

"What then?"

Xia Hunan was speechless: "That's right, what other functions does it have?"

"No, what other functions do you want? I am an auxiliary system. Strengthening your vitality is the best way to strengthen it."

"Tch, I was looking forward to it in vain."

Xia Hunao thought that there would be something he had seen in the system update, such as lottery draws and tasks, but to his surprise, there was nothing.

Xia Hunao, who was agitated in vain, continued to rub his wounds: "Then why did you go wrong this time?"

The system lowered the flag: "This is something that happened to the Chaos River Kingdom before. Because something happened to Arceus, some particles of the Spirit Demon Star were disrupted, interfering with the operation of the system. As a result, my data memory and computing module appeared. There were some minor issues, but they were minor and have now been fixed.”

Xia Hunao expressed confusion: "In my opinion, particle disorder should be something from the technological side, and your system should be the product of the mental side. It is really difficult for me to have a sense of the relationship between the two of you."

The system once again brought up Arceus, which had died before: "Arceus should be for mythology, and Chaos River Country's rockets are for technology. Technology has defeated the mythology head-on. Why can't I be defeated by particles?" Influence?"

Xia Hunao objected: "No, although Arceus is a mythical thing, in my opinion, after the rocket from the Chaos River Kingdom went up to the sky, it should be regarded as a mythical thing. Do you understand? So it is purely a myth. Interference between directions.”

"Okay host, I won't argue with you. Let me show you the current attributes of the frog. How about it?"

Xia Hunao is still very interested in the current attributes of the Guagua Pao Frog: "Do it quickly, do it quickly."

……

Name: croaking frog

Level: lv15［exp100%］

Features: changeable

Effect: +Special Attack-Attack

Individual: 6v

Effort value: Special attack 28, speed 75

Attributes: hp41, attack 23, defense 21, special attack 31, special defense 22, speed 33

Skills: Slap, Shout, Bubble, Freeze Beam

Carrying props: none

Synchronization rate: 57‰ [Tie transformation]

Xia Hunao looked at Guagua Pao Frog's effort value: "Well, this data looks much more normal, and it doesn't make sense that I have been training Guagua Pao Frog's speed. But the system, how do you think I can improve Guagua Pao Frog? What’s the special attack effort value?”

After thinking systematically for a long time, he finally said: "Of course I need to practice more."

Xia Hunao was rubbing his injured hand and stopped: "What do you mean by this?"

"That's the literal meaning. Use the biological knowledge you learned in your previous life. This should be called use it or lose it. As long as you use it more, you will naturally become stronger."

Xia Hunao denied this statement: "If you go by what you said, Guagua Pao Frog should have a lot of physical attack effort value now. After all, all it used in the beginning was slapping."

"You are still too naive. You want to use this method to affect the effort value. The unit is thousands. This is what practice makes perfect..."