The Pokémon Goofing Around

Xia Hunao looked at the computer screen with the words "confirm death" without saying a word. After an unknown amount of time, Xia Hunao closed the computer, and in a "fearless" spirit, climbed into bed and went to sleep.

……

In the early morning, Xia Hunao got up from the bed and saw that he was still standing here intact. Xia Hunao let out a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, I am still alive, so for me, Arceus' death is not a bad thing." It can’t get any worse.”

With that said, Xia Hunao released the elves, and Guaguapao Frog and the others were in pretty good condition. They did not suffer from any missing arms or legs, memory loss, or mental disorder.Xia Hunao breathed a sigh of relief again: "Very good, Guagua and the others are fine too. In this case, the seriousness of the matter may be reduced to another level."

After a friendly interaction with Guagua and the others for a while, Xia Hunao opened the window and looked outside. People's lives were still so busy, which made Xia Hunao confirm that the world was not destroyed.

Taking the elves to the restaurant, Xia Hunao casually prepared some breakfast. While everyone was eating, Xia Hunao discussed the problem with the system: "System, Arceus' death seems to have no impact on me?"

The system thought for a while: "If we follow the theory of parallel worlds, you will have found at least ten parallel worlds since you fell asleep last night."

Xia Hunao ate his breakfast with great interest: "Well, please continue talking about the system, it's quite interesting."

"First, because of Arceus' death, the world was destroyed and you didn't wake up. Second, you woke up, but it was incomplete, but at least you were still awake. Third, you are fine, something happened to the elf..."

Watching the system continue to list here, the breakfast in Xia Hunao's mouth became increasingly tasteless: "If you continue to exhaust it like this, I will basically have nothing to live on."

The system looked at Xia Hunao's distorted expression: "No, your result is already the best among many parallel worlds. The other results are not very good, so I can't do anything about it."

Xia thought about it wildly, and that was true. He felt that the best change for things was that his life had not changed.

He planned to turn on the TV to watch the morning news, but Xia Hunao was startled by the news being broadcast on the TV.

After negotiation between all parties, Arceus's body was dissected and then divided up for scientific research. However, due to the different scientific value of each part, the major forces present seemed to have a tendency to fight.In the end, Li Xingguo made the suggestion to confirm the choice through a battle, but the results of the battle were not made public.

Looking at this news, Xia Hunao put down his breakfast: "What do you think, Arceus is going to be dissected. Although I also want to know the specific structure of Arceus, I still think it's outrageous."

"To be honest, I don't think they can dissect Arceus." The system expressed its own opinion, and Xia Hunao agreed: "Indeed, after all, this is Arceus. He was knocked down from the sky by the rockets of the Chaos River Kingdom. It’s already like a ghost story. If they dissect Arceus, wouldn’t it be a sequel to the ghost story?”

After breakfast, Xia Hunao took the elf out of the house. Since things were not bad enough for him to stand up and mend the sky, he could just continue to live step by step.

Xia Hunao came to the secret base of the three of them, opened the door skillfully and walked in. As soon as he entered the basement door, he saw Niu Niu lying there, not knowing what he was thinking.But I guess I can't think of anything.

Xia Hunao waved his hand: "Niu Niu!"

The one-horned rhinoceros turned her head and looked for a while, then remembered that this was her last trainer, and ran over happily, putting her horn under Xia Hunao's hand and rubbing it.

Xia Hunao knelt down and touched the horn of the one-horned rhinoceros: "You're so good, so good. You didn't cause any trouble to the new master here in Zhang Hong."

The one-horned rhinoceros nodded, and Xia Hunan said: "Go and play, I'm going to train with everyone."

The one-horned rhinoceros returned to its original place and lay down happily, while Xia Hunao and Gua Gua came to the place that belonged to him.

There is a huge iron cage in the venue. Inside the iron cage are several machines that shoot tennis balls. This was modified by Xia Hunao specially for Zhang Hong. As long as the switch is turned on, the tennis balls can be launched from different directions at different speeds and angles.

Xia Hunao walked in with Guagua Bubble Frog: "Guagua, tennis balls will fly out from all around in a while. What you have to do is to avoid them all with me, do you understand?"

Guaguapao Frog nodded, and the two of them immediately started training.Yes, Xia Hunao also trained with him. In his words, this was to cultivate a tacit understanding between him and Guagua so that he could enter the state of bondage and transformation more easily.In other words, cheating should start from childhood.

But after the training started, something was wrong with his painting style. The croaking frog was relatively small and fast. It was no problem to dodge the tennis balls flying from all directions, but Xia Hunao was different. His motor nerves had always been poor. Not so good. Although he could still dodge the ones in front of him, he couldn't hold on as soon as he picked up the speed.Coupled with his bad luck...

For example, 50 seconds after the start, Xia Hunao saw a tennis ball flying over. Xia Hunao quickly turned his head to avoid it. The tennis ball flew past his nose, and another tennis ball directly hit his eyes... Fortunately, the training only It's been 50 seconds since the game started, and the speed of tennis is not too fast, otherwise Xia Hunao would probably go to see Arceus.

Xia Hunao, who seemed to have become wiser, found a helmet from nowhere and put it on his head, and went back to train with the croaking frog. Now he didn't have to worry about being hit in the head by a flying tennis ball and dying young. But his motorcycle helmet is different from the helmet worn by roller skating.How heavy a motorcycle helmet is.I couldn't hide from it before, and now I can't even hide from it.

The second special training lasted less than 2 minutes. When Xia Huna came out, he was holding on to the wall, his head shaking at high speed.In fact, this helmet had been hit too many times, causing Xia Hunao's head to buzz.

The system couldn't stand it any longer: "Ah, I think it's better to forget it, host. If you continue to practice like this, I guess you will have to find a powder to transform before you can tie it down..."

Xia Hunao sat on the chair: "You are right, but there is no faster way."

"Then you go ahead. I'm here to see if there is any way to quickly relieve the sequelae and give it a try."

With the system's commitment, Xia Hunao stood back in the training equipment with "righteousness".

Although Xia Hunao didn't make any progress during this day's special training, Guaguapaowa's training speed was really rapid.At the end of this day's special training, Guagua was not only able to easily dodge various flying tennis balls, but could also sometimes jump up and use the tennis balls to achieve mid-air leverage, which was absolutely eye-catching in the gorgeous competition.

Seeing the rapid progress of the croaking frog, Xia Hunao was puzzled: "They are all living creatures, why is the gap so big?"

The system smiled and said: "You have to compare yourself with the croaking frog, right? Can the two of you compare? I am born with a talent of 31, but you have a talent of [-]. If I were to give you a data, I would not be able to get past [-]."

Xia Hunao, who was heartbroken by the system, left the secret base with Guagua Pao Frog and went home.As he was walking on the street, the system said to him: "Don't tell me that I have actually developed something that will allow you to keep up with the progress of the croaking frog."

Xia Hunan was stunned: "It really does exist. What's the reason?"

The system gave out a particularly long prescription: "Dang, dang, dang! This is the marrow cleansing liquid that I prepared in a day. As long as you soak in it, you can enhance your physical fitness, so that you can keep up with the guaguapao. Frog’s training speed.”

Xia Hunao looked at the system's expression: "You know, you are particularly interested in the dealers selling fake medicines right now."

The system pouted: "Then I'll sell you Dali Pills, right? It can cure you if you're sick, and strengthen your body if you're not sick. I'll also get you some marrow cleansing solution."

Xia Nao shook his head: "But your marrow cleaning solution is not the technology tree that this world should have."

The system shook his head: "Well, it's really possible. I suspect that the Yu family has similar things. Otherwise, how could they have cultivated large numbers of elves so quickly and in large numbers with all levels of elves fully cultivated?"

The system added: "The name I gave you is not suitable for you. Isn't this to take care of your hometown complex? I can also change the name to Genetic Modification Agent Type A Reagent. What do you think?"

Xia Hunao quickly refused: "I think the name of Marrow Cleansing Liquid is quite good, there is no need to change it."

Xia Hunao glanced briefly at the prescription given by the system: "System, are you kidding me? Look at your prescription, Dendrobium officinale, Dendrobium officinale, or Dendrobium officinale. Why do you like to eat this stuff?"

The system was very aggrieved: "This is indeed a must-have medicinal ingredient in the prescription. Because it is too important, I repeated it three times. Don't you all say that? Say important things three times."

"I can understand your thinking, but this Dendrobium candidum easily reminds me of the brainwashing advertisements from my previous life."

The system thought for a while and then placed an advertisement in Xia Hunao's head: Enhance your physique...

"Stop, don't use this thing to irritate me. This unfortunate advertisement is too irritating, and most people really can't bear it. I don't want to remember this thing, let's go buy medicine now."

Xia Hunao took out his mobile phone and walked through the streets and alleys under the guidance of the mobile phone and the system, and finally came to an antique Chinese medicine store.Looking at the brand of the Chinese medicine store, Xia Hunao read aloud: "Yu Ming Tang? What's so special about this Chinese medicine store?"

The system nodded: "Of course, this is the Yu family's traditional Chinese medicine shop. Firstly, there are a lot of medicinal materials. Secondly, they won't take your money."

Hearing this, Xia Hu laughed: "It doesn't matter whether the medicinal materials are medicinal or not. It's great that he won't take my money!"

System: Are you sure you didn't say anything contrary?