The Pokémon Goofing Around

Everyone present was still getting used to the news, but Tong Ruo had already realized something: "When did you get the title of Honorary Vice President?"

Xia Hunao didn't seem to want to admit it: "What? When did I say that I was the honorary vice president?"

Although Xia Hunao wanted to pretend to be surprised, it was still too early for him to hide it from the people present.Tong Ruoyi slapped the table: "Stop talking nonsense, aren't you just an honorary researcher? When did you become the honorary vice president?"

Xia Hunao lightly scratched the corner of his mouth with the middle finger of his right hand twice, and then switched the pictures on the computer: "Next is the content of our second press conference today, the release of Poké Cubes, everyone applauds."

As he said that, Xia Hunao took the lead in applauding, and the audience in the audience also echoed.

After Xia Hunao ended the applause, he openly announced the data of the Poké Cubes to the public, and introduced: "This is the specific data of the Poké Cubes. Depending on the type and quantity of the fruit used, the taste of the Poké Cubes will be different." There will be different nuances, but don’t worry, there won’t be a huge difference in the energy involved.”

"Since there is not much energy difference, why develop this kind of Poké Cube?"

Xia Hunan slapped the table: "This is a good question. The main reason why we want to make Poké Cubes is because we first proposed the idea of ​​the gorgeous contest. In order to increase the visibility of the gorgeous contest, we hope to study a method that can be used to a certain extent. It is a prop that improves the visual appearance of the Pokémon. So after a long period of research and development, we created Poké Cubes.”

Unexpectedly, the reporter asked this question immediately after: "Excuse me, is what you just told the truth?"

Xia Hunao frowned and asked, "Do you really want me to tell the truth?"

The reporter did not expect such a reply: "Of course, the most important thing in journalism is to be fast and accurate. Of course we hope you can tell the truth."

Xia Hunan spread his hands: "Well, actually, we forgot to choose the prize for our gorgeous contest. In order to get the prize, I developed Poké Cubes."

"So, is classmate Guo Shuang'er's prize a Poké Cube that big?"

Xia Hunao suddenly put on a pitiful and retarded expression: "Do you think it's possible? I admit that the storage time of Poké cubes is longer than that of tree fruits, but this does not mean that it is necessary for trainers to make particularly large Poké cubes. A very clever thing. How do elf eat it, by licking it? Of course, if your elf is like Kirby, that's another story."

The reporter looked at the live broadcast barrage again: "Vice President Xia, someone in the barrage is curious about student Guo Shuang'er's prize. Can Guo Shuang'er show it to you?"

Xia Hunao shouted to the backstage at the top of his lungs: "Old Feng, have you retained the person I asked you to retain?"

Feng Bing didn't say anything. He carried the box and followed Guo Shuang'er to the front desk: "Where are the things?"

Xia Hunao pointed at the table: "You can just put it on the table. Student Guo Shuang'er, do you mind opening the box and displaying your prize now?"

Guo Shuang'er shook his head: "I don't mind, I've been curious about it for a long time."

Xia Hunao and others opened the box, and a rose-pink machine appeared in front of everyone.Looking at this small device, everyone in the audience was talking about it, and even the barrage had different guesses:

"Say, isn't this a toaster?"

"What are you talking about? Will you make the bread toasting machine pink? What's more, do you think this machine can hold bread slices?"

"Why can't it be put down? If it can't be put down vertically, why can't it be put down horizontally?"

"Wouldn't that just turn into a pancake?"

……

The discussion on the barrage was very lively, and the reporter hurriedly asked Xia Hunao to demonstrate what this thing was used for.

Xia Hunao turned on the switch: "Let's do this, Guo Shuang'er, you operate it."

Guo Shuang'er looked at the machine: "How to use this thing?"

Xia Hunao took out a basket of tree fruits: "Choose two to four tree fruits and throw them in, then press the button of the Poké Cube."

Guo Shuang'er randomly picked two fruits from the basket, put them into the machine, and pressed the button: "What's next? What to do next?"

Xia Hunao leaned back in his chair: "Wait, just wait."

Guo Shuang'er stared at the fruit in the transparent cover: "How long do you have to wait?"

Xia Hunao pretended to pinch his fingers: "Not much. You have changed many versions. Now you only need to wait 5 minutes. The previous version took too long."

Unable to keep everyone waiting like this, Xia Hunao decided to advertise his device first:

"Let me introduce to you, what you are seeing now is the tree fruit elf suit developed by my team of Star Flashers. As for how many people there are in my team of Star Flashers, in order to protect their safety, the only information that can be released now is I'm the only one. If there is such a stupid boy in my team who sells himself out, I can't do anything about it."

"Is it all right?"

Seeing that the lights on the Fruit Fairy went out, Guo Shuang'er asked.

Xia Hunao nodded: "Well, you can take out the cube by pressing the eject button."

Guo Shuang'er obediently pressed the pop-up button, and a rainbow-colored square popped out from the tree fruit elf.Guo Shuang'er looked at the square: "What a beautiful square, what is it for?"

Xia Hunao took out a notebook and carefully compared the information: "The rainbow cubes, if taken for a long time, can improve the performance of the gorgeous competition. You can find an elf to try."

Guo Shuang'er directly handed the rainbow cube to the little Kirby. The little Kirby sniffed it with its nose, and then swallowed the rainbow square in one gulp.The little Kirby chirped, then stuck out its tongue and licked its mouth, stretched out its hands and asked Guo Shuang'er for it.

Xia Hunao took out a long container with the elf ball logo from in front of the tree fruit elf. There were ten squares in the container.The official live broadcast room quickly gave a close-up, and Xia Hunao handed the container to Guo Shuang'er: "There are ten squares here. From top to bottom, according to the different colors, our team believes that they can affect the different dimensions of the gorgeous competition. You can try it yourself .”

After giving the little Kirby two more Poké Cubes, Guo Shuang'er picked up a cube and said, "I should be able to eat it too."

Xia Hunao nodded: "Of course. Since humans can eat tree fruits, they can also eat related products. However, I remind you that although it has become a cube, the taste is an attribute of the tree fruit itself and will not change just because it has become a cube. Understand."

Guo Shuang'er raised the cube in his hand: "So what flavor is this cube?"

"It's sweet, you can eat it without worry. These pink squares are all sweet."

Guo Shuang'er ate a pink Poké Cube, with a sweet and happy smile on her face. This smile instantly made the comments in the official live broadcast room boil. The most popular one was: Mom, I'm in love...

Xia Hunao continued to introduce his tree fruit elf: "In addition to Poké Cubes, our tree fruit elf also has the function of making Baofulei and Poffin."

Saying that, Xia Hunao took out another Tree Fruit Elf and started making Baofulei and Baofen together.In order to take care of the gorgeous stars around him, Xia Hunao specially chose some sweet-tasting tree fruits.After making Baofulei and Baofen with ease, Xia Hunao handed them to Guo Shuang'er: "You eat first."

Xia Hunao came to the table: "These are all the manufacturing functions of our tree fruit elves. In addition, we also thoughtfully provide tree fruit planting pots, which can plant some of your favorite tree fruits. The rest will wait until the trees are planted." After the Fruit Elf is released, everyone should read the instructions."

The official reporter looked at Xia Hunao, and Xia Hunao nodded to indicate that you could start asking questions.

"So, may I ask, how much does the tree fruit elf sell for?"

Xia Hunao pursed his lips, stretched out his right hand and gestured with a number: "This specialized version of the Tree Fruit Elf Rose cost this amount to manufacture. How much do you think we will sell it for?"

Xia Hunao's hand made all the trainers present take a breath. This thing is so expensive...

"Of course, you don't have to worry too much. After all, through our discussions with the Elf Alliance, we came to the final conclusion that tree fruit elves will be installed in all elf centers across the country, and we will also launch tree fruit elves with only a single function. , so don’t worry too much about price.”

Speaking of this, Xia Hunao made a rather exaggerated action: "You know, our original version of the fruit tree elf was so big, and in order to facilitate use in the elf center, our specialized tree fruit elf is larger than the one I just drew. It’s still big.”

The official reporter's eyes almost popped out of his eyes: "So big?"

Xia Hunao nodded: "Yes, because the size and weight are really not conducive for trainers to carry around, so we spent a lot of energy to reduce the size, so the manufacturing cost is particularly expensive. Here I will give the Elf Alliance There is no pressure on the Rainbow Star Group."

After hearing Xia Hunao's words, everyone perked up. Will Xia Hunao finally take back the flag he just set?

"I have a question. Whether it's our Elf Alliance or the Rainbow Star Group, they should all have in-depth research on Poke Balls. So why can't we try to transfer the mechanism of Poke Balls to other aspects? "

"What do you mean?"

Xia Hunao threw out an elf ball: "Niu Niu, come out first."

Xia Hunao, who released the one-horned rhinoceros and touched its horn, said: "Did you see it? The data elf alliance of the one-horned rhinoceros should know about it. Since the elf ball can put such a large one-horned rhinoceros into the elf ball without any weight, why? Why don’t we develop a similar backpack? That way our Sparkler team won’t have to worry about how to reduce the size of the equipment.”

After chatting with friends in the audience for a few more words, Xia Hunao ended the press conference and announced the end of the show, and everyone went back to rest.In the morning paper the next day, all the media in Minglong Kingdom had this sentence: Now, the pressure is on the side of the Elf Alliance.