The Pokémon Goofing Around

An unknown philosopher once said: When humans become overly excited about something, it is the beginning of extreme joy leading to sorrow.

Xia Hunao obviously had not heard this sentence, otherwise things would not have turned out like this: Xia Hunao was lying on the ground with a rather embarrassed look on his back. On his back were Guagua Pao Frog and Dian Xi. The two of them were fine, but there was something wrong with Dianxi's face.As for Niuniu, eh?Why is Niuniu missing again?

The system looked at this messy scene: "I remember I warned you once today, when you are riding on the back of a one-horned rhinoceros, don't end a sentence with an upturned ending..."

Xia Hunan clenched his chin: "I know what you said makes sense, but you have to know that humans are sometimes creatures whose mouths are faster than their heads."

The system applauded with approval: "Looking at your unfortunate behavior, it can be seen that you are definitely a person whose mouth is faster than his brain."

Xia Hunao lay on the ground, holding his chin with his left hand, and tapping the fingers of his right hand on the ground: "It doesn't make sense, I have become a trainer of a one-horned rhinoceros, why doesn't she care about me at all?"

The system didn't know how to simulate a roasted leg of lamb: "It takes a while before you buy a new car, let alone something with a single-cell brain."

"System, you said who has a higher IQ, the one-horned rhinoceros or the single-egg nucleus?"

The system freezes every day, and then gives a reply: "Single egg cell nucleus? They call it a single egg cell ball. You damn, forgot the name..."

"Didn't I use it very little at first? Which one of them is smarter?"

"Of course it's a single egg cell. After all, a single egg cell has superpowers, while the one-horned rhinoceros has only one cell in its brain."

Xia Hunao said that the system was simply blurring the concept. Is it interesting to compare your superpower attributes with a single-cell brain?Isn’t a single egg ball a single-cell brain?The entire spirit is just a simple cell.

The system retorted: "We assume that if the ball that threw you just now was a single egg cell, it must be waiting next to you now, rather than like a one-horned rhinoceros, where you don't know where it is now."

Only then did Xia Hunao realize that apart from the croaking frogs and Dianxi sitting on top of him, the only ones around him were Rotom. Where had Niu Niu gone?Don't you realize I'm here yet?and……

"I said you two are addicted to sitting, aren't you? Why don't you get down quickly!"

When Dian Xi heard Xia Hunan's noises, she stood up with the croaking frog in her arms and looked at Xia Hunan embarrassedly.Xia Hunao's hand pressed on his waist: "Oh, it's going to kill me. If I do this two times, my waist will be useless. I wish Xiaomeng was here, and a healing wave will cure me immediately."

After thinking about Xiaomeng, Xia Hunao shook his head: "It's better to find Niu Niu first. Everyone, let's go find Niu Niu."

Just as Xia Hunao and his party were about to set off, they saw dust flying in the distance. Niu Niu rushed towards Xia Hunao anxiously and excitedly. This made Xia Hunao panic, waving his hands and shouting: "Stop, stop, stop! Stop! Stop!"

Niu Niu suddenly stopped in front of Xia Hu Nao, but he made him eat a mouthful of sand: "Niu Niu, I told you, girls must be elegant. They can't run so fast recklessly."

The one-horned rhinoceros lowered its head with an aggrieved look, which Xia Hunao couldn't accept, so she had to touch its horn: "Okay, okay, let's score, we're leaving."

After taking back Niu Niu's elf ball, Xia Hunan looked at Dian Xi. He already knew that the Elf Alliance monitored the interior of all secret realms, so they should have seen Dian Xi. How could this be explained?

Xia Hunao, who couldn't think of anything else to do, took out the luxurious ball: "Dianxi, you put the ball in first, I'm leaving."

Dianxi reached out and pressed the switch, entering the elf ball.Xia Hunao sighed, pressed the key to the secret realm and left the secret realm.

Arriving at the secret hall of the alliance, Xia Hunao took his elf ball to the front desk to register.

The young lady at the front desk put the elf ball on the registration machine, and as Xia Hunao was vomiting, Xia Hunao's new information was logged in.

"Dear trainer, it has been confirmed that the two latest elves you have conquered are One-Horned Rhinoceros and Little Diamond. You are welcome to continue to use our Elf Alliance's secret realm services."

Xia Hunao took back the four elf balls in disbelief, politely said goodbye to the lady at the front desk, and then left the front desk.

"System, this is unscientific. Why was Dianxi not discovered and certified as a small diamond?"

The system explained: "I can explain why Dianxi became Little Diamond. After all, Dianxi is a mutation of Little Diamond. From the perspective of the energy system of the elves, it is the energy system of Little Diamond. Simply relying on the equipment of the Elf Alliance, It's not impossible to recognize Dianxi as Little Diamond. But I don't know about the secret realm. You have to find a trustworthy person to ask."

Xia Hunao went to the airport to return to Liuling. After getting on the plane, Xia Hunao softened in his seat.At this moment, a little loli sat down next to her: "Huh? Big brother, are you Xia Hu Nao's brother?"

Hearing a little loli calling her name, Xia Hunao quickly sat upright and looked over. A little girl with beautiful faces was holding a doll with super power, Miaomiao, looking at her. Xia Hunao nodded: "Little sister, what are you doing?" knew?"

Little Loli made a big box gesture with her hand: "I saw Big Brother on the TV. Big Brother is so awesome."

Xia Hunao happily chatted with little Loli for a few words, and then the plane took off.As soon as the plane took off, Xia Hunao felt a little sleepy. His problem with transportation sickness seemed to be getting worse since he entered the secret realm.

Xia Hunao yawned and said to little Loli: "Little sister, I want to sleep first, you have to be good..."

The plane flew smoothly in the stratosphere, but Xia Hu was sleeping uncomfortably. He frowned as if he had dreamed of something outrageous.

Sure enough, before the plane landed this time, Xia Hunao opened his eyes and took off the eye mask: "I must have been targeted by the nightmare god, otherwise why would I have such a dream?"

Xia Hunao dreamed that he was kneeling on the washboard, with Dianxi and Shen Yu in front of him.Shen Yu pointed at Xia Hunan's nose and asked, "Do you want me or her?"

Although Xia Hunao didn't understand why Shen Yu would ask such a question, he knew very well that he couldn't choose the correct answer this time.If he chooses Shen Yu, Shen Yu will be labeled as not caring about the elves.If he chooses Diancie, will he seek death?Leave your girlfriend alone and choose the elf?If he wanted both, then according to Xia Hunao's idea, Shen Yu would scold him for being unpopular, and then leave with Dianxi.

Who wouldn't be afraid to have such a dream, especially a trainer like Xia Hunao who wants to conquer Magearna... Although Magearna is a genderless artificial Pokémon, she is just like Dianxi It's still a girl's look, right...

Seeing Xia Hunao suddenly wake up, the little Loli next to her was startled: "Brother, what's wrong with you?"

Xia Hunan looked at the little Loli, how could he lead the little Loli into bad ways?So he thought of a reason to fool the little Loli: "Big brother just dreamed that the elf training plan I stored in the network disk was lost, so he woke up with a fright. You must protect your own when you grow up. Something."

"Okay, I, I see."

The little Loli nodded, then sat on the chair and played with her doll.

As for Xia Hunao, he sat back and breathed a sigh of relief. He finally got over it. As for his network disk, that thing was cleaner than his face. There was nothing on the huge network disk.After all, he couldn't find a better storage medium than the system.

Xia Hunao had a slight hiccup on the way, but the overall flight journey was relatively smooth, and Xia Hunao returned to Liuling City quickly.After getting off the plane, Xia Hunao specially told Xiao Loli to go home as soon as possible and not to run around on the street. After all, Liuling City was very unstable.

Xia Hunao saw little Loli throwing herself into the arms of someone who couldn't tell whether it was her mother or sister, and then she felt relieved and left back to Liuling University.

Sitting in the taxi, Xia Hunao closed his eyes and meditated after saying that he was going to Liuling University. The driver driving in front asked: "Young man, it seems that you are not in a hurry to go back to school at all. You are not afraid of the teacher's night." Check the dormitory?”

Xia Hunan waved her hand: "I'm not afraid. I've skipped classes and surfed the Internet. I've done it all night long. Why are I afraid of her checking my bed?"

The driver gave a thumbs up: "What a boy, he has courage. He is exactly like my uncle back then."

The taxi drove all the way to the entrance of Liuling University. Looking at the tightly locked school gate, Xia Hunao frowned: "Uncle, do you know where there is a better hotel nearby?"

“Why don’t you go online?”

Xia Hu Nao shook his head: "Internet cafes are too complicated. It is said that there have been cases of stealing elves in the past few days, right? I think it is better to go to a hotel."

The unlucky gang B had been broadcast on the Elf Legal Channel of Elf TV before, but the information of Xia Hunao and others, as well as some indifferent Li Xing Kingdom forces, were hidden.

The taxi driver had no choice but to nod: "Okay, then I'll take you to the hotel. I know a good hotel, and it's not far from the Internet cafe. You can go online anytime you want."

Xia Hunao listened to the taxi driver's tone and asked: "Uncle, your family still runs an Internet cafe, right? Then uncle, you are quite good at living."

The taxi driver shook his head: "Young man, you guessed it wrong. Not only does my uncle have an Internet cafe at home, he also has a hotel."

Xia Hunao nodded: "Uncle is an uncle. I guess all the money in my wallet will be in your hands."

"Then let me lend you my luck, let's go to the hotel now."