The Pokémon Goofing Around

After Xia Hunan came back, he sat on the chair carelessly and looked at Meng Tianya in front of him.Meng Tianya was stared at by Xia Hunao: "The price? What price?"

Xia Hunao grabbed Shen Yu's hand and said with a generous attitude: "What do you think, in order to ensure a peaceful and loving environment, I took the initiative to take a scapegoat. For this reason, you are not allowed to do anything. What kind of compensation should I ask for? This is unjustifiable."

"Compensation? What kind of compensation do you want? You Awakeners have made a lot of money this year. Are there any weird treasures that can catch your eye?"

Xia Hunao spread his hands: "The awakened person is the awakened person, and Xia Hunao is Xia Hunao. We can't mix public and private affairs. If I use the awakened person's money casually, it will be repaid. Besides, I have taken a scapegoat that has nothing to do with me. I have to take some points. Compensation, isn’t this what we deserve?”

After listening to Xia Hunan's words, Meng Tianya thought for a while, then shook his head: "This can indeed be said in theory, but, as the invigilator of this exam, how can you say it doesn't matter at all?"

Xia Hunao poked the table with his chopsticks: "Look what you said, the invigilation of exams is just a temporary position, not a formal establishment. The alliance and I cannot have anything to do with each other as an invigilator. It's like you go out and do mischief. When people brag about it, they usually say that I am a teacher in such and such a university, and who the hell is going to brag that I have proctored the college entrance examination? This makes no sense."

Meng Tianya stretched out his hand and took the wine bottle on the table into his hand: "Establishment? According to this, you can't ask for money. You have an establishment."

After Meng Tianya finished speaking, Xia Hunan slapped the table: "Don't confuse things here, are these two the same? I am indeed a teacher at Liuling University, but so what? This is an internal matter at Liuling University, I, Sister Xiaoxiao If you don’t want me, then don’t. This is a problem between me and Liuling University. What we are discussing now is a problem between me and the alliance. I need the alliance to protect my expenses in the past few years.”

Meng Tianya glanced at Zheng Xiaoxiao after hearing this, only to find that Zheng Xiaoxiao and Tong Ruo were chatting with Shen Yu, saying: It's okay, we will support you, you don't have to worry too much about Xia Hu's nonsense, it's clear that he doesn't want to Mix it into their bargaining price.In fact, Meng Tianya also knows that if Zheng Xiaoxiao gets involved, he will definitely be on Xia Hunao's side, and now this has made his attitude clear.

"How come the problem between you and Liuling University is not between you and the alliance? Liuling University is also a university under the Elf Alliance. This relationship makes sense no matter how you say it. So from this perspective you must be a staff member of the alliance .”

Xia Hunao thought for a while: "If you say that, you have to compensate me even more. The staff of the alliance took the initiative to take the blame. You can't let other people feel cold."

"Look at what you said. Take a look at the league regulations when you have time. It is clearly written in it that any adverse impact on the league caused by the personal relationship between league staff will be the responsibility of the staff. The league does not assume responsibility and does not provide follow-up. Assure."

"That is to say, the alliance doesn't care, but this article is for the internal staff of the alliance. I am not one of them. I was accidentally injured by your AOE. How can I not compensate for this?"

After hearing this, Yulongdu put down the goblet in his hand: "I said yes just now, but now I say no, that's not how it happened."

Xia Hunao glanced at the goblet filled with red wine: "What I just said is that if I say this, it is based on an assumption. The conditions of the assumption cannot affect the facts, and the facts are that I am not making them up, so we have to The discussion is still about the conditions of accidental injury.”

Meng Tianya held the wine glass: "Your what if is based on assumptions?"

"Of course, I am not a teacher at Liuling University. Although the entire Liuling University regards me as a teacher, and the benefits and benefits are all those of a teacher, I am actually just a teaching assistant. Until now, I have been working in the official department of Liuling University Cognition is just an assistant. Do you understand what I mean?"

Teaching assistant, these two words are very magical. Although it means that all universities in the Dragon Kingdom have the role of teaching assistant, if we have to get to the bottom of it, teaching assistants and teachers are completely different things. In other words, when arguing, teaching assistants are in a kind of Schrödinger The status of editing is that it disappears when I think about it.Xia Hunao was now in a state he had never imagined.

Meng Tianya glanced at Zheng Xiaoxiao, and Zheng Xiaoxiao smiled and said: "Indeed, I have taken a lot of advantage in this regard. Just talking about reputation, why can't I be ranked in the top three of Minglong Kingdom now? I originally wanted to wait until I was young. Xia Zi hired him when he was eighteen years old, but it was delayed until now, and this kind of thing has happened again."

Meng Tianya smacked his lips, and then said: "No, I have clearly seen a letter of appointment!"

Xia Hunao pulled up a picture from his phone: "Is this what you're talking about? Take a closer look before talking."

Meng Tianya took the phone, looked at it for a long time, and then returned the phone to Xia Hunao. What he saw on the phone was indeed an appointment letter, but the content of the appointment letter was as follows:

Mr. Xia Hunao is hereby hired as an assistant teacher in our school...

This is actually an appointment letter for a teaching assistant. Go to Minglong Country and ask which university recognizes this thing.Just like substitute teachers, they are all temporary workers.

"So, I have nothing to do with the Elf Alliance. You must give me adequate compensation."

"You are the main person in charge of this martial arts test..."

"But there is no official document, and the one issued online doesn't even have a seal, so why bother?"

……

The two argued back and forth for a long time, but in the end Xia Hunao was invincible.After all, he is the most suitable person to take the blame, otherwise he would have to blame Meng Tianya and the people above him, which is absolutely unacceptable.However, this pot can only be taken away through unreasonable means.Because from the beginning to the end, Xia Hunao was just a person who made suggestions, and there was no official document that turned the person in charge into the person in charge.As long as Xia is messing around, it will immediately be a crisis of trust for the alliance.

Xia Hunan spread his hands and said, "Alliance, people are getting lazier and lazier. This is a wake-up call. We need to be more careful in the future."

Now that it was determined that Xia Hunao would be appeased, we had to discuss how much to give.According to what Xia Hunan means, you have to reimburse me no matter how much I spend, right? I have shed blood for the alliance and I have made contributions to the alliance!

But Meng Tianya categorically rejected Xia Hunao's idea: "Are you too obsessed with money? How much reimbursement is there, why don't you grab it?"

Xia Nuan threw his hands in confusion: "Look at what you said, why can't I get it faster than robbing the money? Besides, I don't dare to spend the money after robbing it. I can rest assured that you can spend it."

Meng Tianya drank all the red wine in his glass: "Do you think I don't know what you are thinking? If you go to the Minglong Kingdom Wild Elf Rescue Committee to donate one billion to eighty million, you will be taken advantage of by the alliance."

Xia Hunao clapped his hands: "What a good strategy. I can't even try this routine."

"Don't even think about it. Let me tell you, we will reimburse you for this at most in a month."

Saying that, Meng Tianya stretched out a finger, and Xia Hunan thought for a while: "[-]%? Isn't it a bit stingy? You only pay one yuan for ten yuan. What can you do with the money saved?"

Meng Tianya shook his head: "Don't think nonsense, it's not [-]%, it's [-]. I will reimburse you [-] at most."

After listening to Meng Tianya's suggestion, he offered to pay [-] yuan. Can a trainer of my level afford [-] yuan a month?"

Meng Tianya smacked his lips: "At your level?"

Xia Hunao cleared his throat: "If you said [-], you might as well give me [-]%."

Although Xia Hunao is very powerful, looking at official records, he has not received any particularly high title so far.

"[-]%? You spend it lavishly and then sell it for a net profit of [-]%, right?"

"Nonsense, why can't I double my income when I go to the secret realm? If I only get [-]%, am I still fooling around?"

Xia Hunan was here arguing with Meng Tianya. The four women on the side were dumbfounded. What the hell is this bottom line? You two have no clue. You can use any dirty tricks. This meal is really open. vision.After intense bargaining, Xia Hunao finally got a relatively satisfactory price, then kissed Shen Yu on the face, waved the just-signed document in his hand, and went out.After Xia Hubao left, Meng Tianya waved his hand and smashed the red wine bottle in his hand to pieces on the wall. The wine inside dripped down and was all over the floor.

Zheng Xiaoxiao stood up and patted his shoulder, then left with Shen Yu.Mu Zhishui also stood up and left.

Shen Yu followed Zheng Xiaoxiao into Mu Zhishui's luxury car. After the car started, Tong Ruo and Zheng Xiaoxiao both laughed. Even Mu Zhishui, who was sitting in front, couldn't help laughing. Only Shen Yu I still didn't understand what was going on, so I was thinking about it.

"Okay, don't think about it. What we just did was just for the alliance to see."

"what?"

"If Xiao Xiazi left just now, the group of people in the alliance would definitely have crazy thoughts, for example, thinking that Xiao Xiazi would use some extreme measures. But after receiving the money, or forcibly asking for the money, this became A transaction is mutually beneficial to both parties and there will be no other problems.

As for Meng Tianya throwing the bottle, it was just an act.He was an official, so he had to express his feelings after being ripped off by Xia Hunao.Even if the traces of showmanship are very serious, it doesn't matter. The alliance really doesn't dare to do anything to him. "

Despite Zheng Xiaoxiao's explanation, Shen Yu couldn't help but worry about Xia Hunan: "Will the alliance..."

"No, if the alliance had spoken out, there wouldn't have been this dinner today."

"Is that so?"

……

Shen Yu was driving in Mu Zhishui's car in the dark night, while Xia Hunao strolled around the building where he was kidnapped, and then walked away.