The Pokémon Goofing Around

Xia Hunan made another shocking statement.In the ranking of elves that trainers most want to command published by some publishing house in the Minglong Kingdom, there are two elves ranked first. One is Xia Hunan's Guagua, which has many bonding and transformation tricks. The important thing is A handsome one.The other elf is Arceus, the only creature, noble in status, and the perfect weapon for pretense.

Of course, we can't say how much of Arceus's choice is a vindictive choice by trainers, but there is no doubt that Arceus is sought after by all trainers.

However, it is also recognized by all trainers that as the Creator God, Arceus will not be ordered by any trainer. This is the pride of the divine beast, or the pride of the Creator God alone.Even if Arceus was hit by Chaos River Country's unlucky rocket, no one changed his mind.

Now Xia Hunao was commanding Arceus to attack, which really opened everyone's eyes.Arceus in the sky was really obedient and fired a wave of missiles towards Master Itachi on the ground.And in order to match the so-called "Wave Missile EX Modification" that Xia Hunao was shouting, the speed and power of the wave missiles spit out by Arceus were much stronger than those of Master Itachi.

Everyone squinted as they watched Arceus launch the wave missile, while Xia Hu was sitting in a wheelchair, holding her chin with one hand: "Very good, very good."

The so-called wave missile EX was directed towards Master Itachi, which made Master Itachi find it very difficult. He wanted to avoid it but was unable to do so. He was directly hit in the head by the wave missile and rolled away.Master Itachi's body did a backflip of more than 3000 degrees and then a 720-degree turn in the sky, and finally crashed into the woods, where his life or death was uncertain.

If there is any large-scale communication method in the elven world, then tomorrow's headline will definitely be that Arceus betrayed the elves and actually helped humans attack the elves.This bastard act caused a huge blow to the elves. In an instant, the birds and beasts dispersed, leaving only two or three big cats and kittens. I don't know whether they were frightened and couldn't move, or they were extremely confident in their fighting power. Anyway, he stayed where he was, wanting to see what medicine Arceus had sold in the gourd.

Arceus landed on the ground, glanced coldly at the remaining elves, and then walked into the gathering point without looking back.What this action highlights is a person's confidence and arrogance, quite a posture that humans say "a real man never looks back to see the explosion."

"This temperament is really good. He is worthy of being the God of Creation."

"No, I now have a feeling that spans species and gender..."

"Okay, okay, shut up. I didn't expect you to be such a person."

Everyone in the gathering point was chattering quietly, but Arceus stood motionless in the center of the gathering point, looking like a sea-fixing needle.The effect of the Sea-Dinging Needle was extremely significant. At least half an hour after Arceus' arrival, no elf dared to continue provoking humans.But everything has a degree. Just when Arceus seemed to be about to retire, a new enemy appeared in the woods.

It might not be appropriate to say it was a new enemy, because Xia Hunao glanced over and saw that the elf standing in front of the elves was the master Itachi who had just been hit by a wave of missiles.I don't know where Master Weasel had done some excellent mental construction, and actually allowed him to return to the scene to confront Arceus.Everyone turned their heads to look at Arceus when they saw this scene, and Arceus raised his head and directly destroyed the light.

The destructive light passed through the gate of the gathering point and was about to hit Master Itachi, but Master Itachi raised his hands and guarded directly.Very angry.

However, seeing Master Itachi using guard instead of directly dodging, Xia Hunao unconsciously took a second look, only to find that something seemed not right about Master Itachi's attributes.

"System, why do I feel that the attributes of this Master Weasel have been reduced? Does the wave missile still have this buff?"

The system posted Master Itachi's attributes in front of Xia Hunan: "See for yourself, I think it's quite outrageous."

Xia Hunao took one look and was shocked. Master Itachi, who was originally over 80 levels, was now only less than 88 levels.What kind of trick is this?Xia Hunao can guarantee that from a biological point of view, this Master Weasel is just the same individual as the one just now. Why is it suddenly missing twenty levels?The most ridiculous thing is that the [-] data was given to him by the system. Could it be that the system is old and should be sent to the recycling bin?

Xia Hunao's suspicious eyes couldn't help but look at the system. The system fell into deep self-doubt at this time: "This is unscientific and makes no sense. Could it be that there is something in the spirit demon star that can affect me?"

Speaking of this matter, it is a confusing case with fifty major points each.Xia Hunao judged that the opponent's wave missile was not learned in a day or two. After all, when Kung Fu Weasel evolved into Master Weasel, there was a certain probability that he could use the wave missile without a teacher. Upgrading from level 68 to 68 was not A very short time.However, there has been nothing much going on in the system, and it has been boring. As a result, Xia has been messing around with some urgent matters recently. The system, which is not very skilled in business, made mistakes while busy, ignoring the possibility of self-taught, and directly started from the 88s. I counted up in the database and mistook [-] for [-], which almost scared Xia Hunao to death.

Xia Hunao got a wrong data, and then spread the wrong data. As a result, all the trainers were led astray. In addition, Master Itachi himself was pretty good, but Arceus was stunned before he landed. Master Itachi filled a bowl full of it.

Fortunately, the situation has changed now. After Xia Hunao obtained the correct data, he was determined to avenge his past humiliation.Then he saw Xia Hunao stretching out his hand and pointing his middle finger at Master Itachi: "Arzeus, use Sanction Light Lili!"

Arceus took advantage of Master Itachi's guarding time to slightly miss the back swing of the destroying light, but when he heard the words Sanctioned Light Li, he still glanced at Xia Hunao.Sanctioning Light Lili is a level [-] ultimate move, and it can be used to defeat Master Itachi in a manner similar to anti-aircraft cannon attacks on mosquitoes.But after all, it was Arceus who shot countless light bullets at Master Itachi.These light bullets flew towards Master Itachi from all directions, blocking all of Master Itachi's dodge routes, and the special effects were very similar to the meteor swarms that Xia Hunao had seen several times today.

The light bullet dragged its tail and flew through the air, hitting Master Itachi on the head with a crackle. Master Itachi felt that his head and face were covered with bumps, his eyes rolled, but he could not fall down.

"Fuck you, why do wild elves have their blood locked?"

Xia Hunao's common sense was broken down one after another.Although Xia Hunao has long accepted that other trainers' elves can, like Guagua, forcibly lock up their blood and continue fighting before their blood volume reaches zero, but this is a situation where there is a trainer, and it relies on the bond between the trainer and the elves. Who is this wild elf bound to?

Xia Hunan had a look of disbelief on his face, but Master Itachi, who had already been blood-locked, was still staggering and wanted to come over and fight Arceus.Xia Hunao covered his head: "Ah, it's going to kill me. I really want to kill him as a warning to others."

Heroes are easily sought after by others. At least for now, Master Weasel, as an elf who resisted Arceus' attacks twice in a row, is a hero to the elves.Under the leadership of the heroic master Itachi, the elves' attack gradually became more intense.Xia Hunao touched his wrist, then rocked the wheelchair to Arceus' side and stretched out his hand.Judging from this posture, he wanted to touch Arceus's dog head.

Just kidding, how could Arceus, who was [-] meters tall, be caught and rubbed on the head by Xia Hunao so easily? He turned around and gave her a cute look.Xia Hunao raised his hand: "I want to use this."

Arceus nodded in a very talkative manner, and then flew out, while Xia Hunao raised his hand, letting the Z bracelet on his hand release strong energy fluctuations, entangled with Arceus.

"Let you see this, super mental power!"

Xia Hunao's actions are always unexpected. As the Z-moves slowly progress, everyone basically knows that the super-power Z-moves are cute stars flying into the sky and have nothing to do with mental toughness.Could it be that Xia Hunao has grown up to the point where he says one thing and does another?

But no matter what, the super mental force is easy to use. It can clear the area instantly without leaving any further trouble, and everyone is stunned for a moment.When Arceus returned to the gathering point, Xia Hunao threw herself at Arceus with her waist that had just been healed by a wheelchair: "You're doing so well, let me hug you!"

"Damn it, Boss Xia is indeed Boss Xia. He is so bold, he dares to fuck the God of Creation, and he looks as casual as if he is fucking an alpaca."

And Xia Hunao continued to grab in the void: "Why do you have time to come to me? I thought you were too busy right now." As he said that, Xia Hunao seemed to have thought of something, so he glanced at Arceus: "I Say, I, Sister Meng, won’t be the only one working on this.”

Arceus, who was hugged by Xia Hunao, swayed twice in the air, then turned into a pink shadow and threw himself into Xia Hunao's arms. He rubbed his head against Xia Hunao's hand and carefully tucked away his tail. : "She has some small things to deal with. She'll be back in a moment."

Everyone was stunned when they saw that Xia Hu Nao was hugging Huan Meng instead of Arceus, and then smiled.The only divine beast that could make Xia Hunao seek death like this was Huan Meng.But there is still a small problem, that is, how did Xia Hunao figure out that this was a dream?