The Pokémon Goofing Around

Xia Hunao secretly winked at Meng Tianya, and Meng Tianya naturally understood Xia Hunao's thoughts, put down the chopsticks in his hands and said, "Okay, [-]-[-] is [-]-[-], I think a lot of people will like this kind of picture. "

When money was mentioned, Yulongdu and Zhang Hong became interested: "Count us two."

Yulongdu glanced at Zhang Hong: "No, you are a member of the Awakening. Even if the [-]-[-] ratio is divided, you will have a share. How about you don't share this little money with me?"

Zhang Hong nodded: "I'm not asking for money, I just want to go out and have fun. This is a trip at public expense, how can we not go out and have fun?"

Yulongdu thought for a moment: "Yes, Meng Tianya, you have to arrange this matter with me no matter what you say. I haven't been able to spend enough money lately, and our old man has suppressed my pocket money again. I'm counting on you to make extra money." ”

Xia Hunao waved his hand: "Forget it, you two should just prepare for the exam with peace of mind. If the college entrance examination fails, it will not be a trip, but a tomb selection."

Zhang Hong and Yulongdu laughed and sat back down, continuing to eat. It seemed that it would take quite a while to get involved.

……

A few days later, at a battlefield at the alliance headquarters, about twenty young people were chatting on the battlefield. Not far behind them, on the fourth floor of the alliance building, Xia Hunao and Meng Tianya were far away through the window. looked at this group of young people.

Xia Hunao shook his head: "This idea came from you, right? Even though you and I are the ones we want, and even though you are busy with college entrance examination related matters recently, you don't even look at it. What are you doing to me?" What kind of people are they? Can they go out on a mission?"

Meng Tianya looked down at his peers on the field: "Just have fun, there are more than 20 king-level trainers, this team is not something that can be put together casually."

Xia Hunao twitched his lips: "Yes, I took more than 20 second-generation ancestors out for training. If they really encounter any problems that cannot be solved, let their family members come out to solve them. The trainers went to work and also I take care of my family, but I’m under a lot of pressure.”

Meng Tianya motioned to the office wall: "Pay attention, those family members are here too, in the conference room next to my office. My unlucky office is not well soundproofed. If you raise your voice, something could easily happen." .”

"Okay, that's it. I'm going to go down and stimulate them now, but you make sure that there's no problem with whatever method I use, right?"

"Well, take it easy a little bit."

……

Xia Hunao left Meng Tianya's office and came to the training ground.Looking at the second-generation ancestors who were still chatting, they didn't talk nonsense and passed directly through the crowd. They clapped their hands as they walked: "Okay, okay, everyone, look over. I know I'm late, but it's all because of you." Just late."

These second-generation ancestors have never seen such a person before. When they first met, they didn't even introduce themselves, and they were blamed when they came up. Can this be tolerated?

However, they endured it.There is no way, it's all forced by the family. If you dare to cause trouble and go home, you will be expelled from the house?Even a second-rate family has quite a few rules.

Seeing that no one jumped out, Xia Hunan sat down on the ground: "Okay, okay, everyone, please sit down, aren't you tired?"

Seeing everyone sitting down, Xia Hunao continued: "Just now, Meng Tianya and I had a fight. To be honest, you don't want to come, and I don't want to come either. What an unlucky time, right now It's summer, who doesn't want to hug a girl at home and blow on the air conditioner..."

Having said this, Xia Hunao paused for a moment: "Oh yes, there are girls here, so why don't you hug the handsome guy? Isn't it nonsense to have to go out to carry out big tasks? I also know that you are all forced to have no choice. , So, after the friendly exchanges between Meng Tianya and I, we decided that we can withdraw immediately if we don’t want to stay.”

Before Xia Hunao finished speaking, everyone immediately became commotion.Xia Hunao continued: "Don't have any worries. Meng Tianya and I will help you cover up the family. Of course, remember not to commit suicide after you leave. If you are caught, no one can escape. Okay. If you want to leave, come here and transfer the money, and then you can leave."

With that said, Xia Hunao took out a payment code from his pocket and placed it in front of him.Looking at the green payment code, one person asked: "Tell me, how much is it."

Xia Hunan clapped his hands: "Happy, just pay it as you see it. Just pay as much as you think your day is worth."

"Based, calculated on a daily basis?"

Xia Hunao nodded and said: "Yes, it depends on the day, because we don't know how long it will take for you to be here. After all, no one knows how long it will take for the Spirit Demon Star to change back. How long will the impact last after it changes back. So you see Let’s do it.”

The scene fell silent for a while, and everyone was calculating how much money they should pay.Although Xia Hunao said that it doesn't matter if you can lower the price, doesn't this mean that he is becoming less and less valuable?Do you still want this face?

For 5 consecutive minutes, no one stood up. Xia Hu Nao shook his head: "Well, I would like to remind you that you have 5 minutes left to think about it. You won't be able to leave after 5 minutes."

Immediately afterwards, Xia Hunao started counting down: "Three hundred, two hundred and ninety-nine..."

Under such pressure, the first person who dared to take advantage of the situation soon appeared and transferred a sum of money to classmate Xia Hunao.Just when he turned to leave, Xia Hunao actually said directly how much money he had charged.The person who transferred the money turned around and looked at Xia's mischief in shock.

Xia Hunao also looked back with a horrified look on his face: "What are you doing? I won't refund you the money."

"Why did you say it?"

"It's mainly to reflect your identity, and also to give these people who haven't paid yet a mental reference price. They all hang out together, so take care of each other."

Just as he was talking, another person came out and transferred the money happily.Then he looked at the first buddy who transferred money with great pride.The corners of Xia Hunao's lips curled up: "This one just now has an extra thousand elf coins."

"What do you mean, do you have to suppress me?"

"I just think I'm worth it and I can afford the price. What's wrong? Is there a problem?"

The two people were chattering here, completely unaware of what they were about to face.While Xia Hunao was collecting the money, he glanced at the conference room on the fourth floor next to Meng Tianya's office.

Any fool knows that those people from the big family can't just come here to have a look. Xia Hunao also knows that his every move must be clearly seen by those in the conference room.

Sure enough, in the conference room, there was already a trainer who couldn't hold back his anger and wanted to take out the seven wolves.The trainer on the side quickly advised him: "Okay, okay, there are so many people here."

"It's 5000 yuan. He actually priced himself at 5000 yuan. He's just being lazy, but he thinks he's so cheap. Does he dislike my bad genes or something?"

A trainer on the side heard this: "Originally, I really wanted to slap our kid, but after hearing what you said, I suddenly felt much better. Does this prove that I am better than you?"

"You fucking want to fight, right?"

"Come on, I'm afraid you won't succeed!"

Everyone in the conference room finally managed to persuade this whole martial arts show to end: "Okay, okay, we are all king-level people, and we are still so restless. But this boy named Xia is getting more and more interesting. You guys What do you think?"

"Indeed, he is worthy of being recognized as the leader of the younger generation of trainers. If he hadn't had a girlfriend, I would have wanted my daughter to take the initiative."

……

Back on the field, 10 minutes passed in a blink of an eye. In the end, only eleven people remained in the field with more than 20 people.Just after the last person paid, Xia Hunan said: "No more, right? Well, those of you who paid can retreat today. When you go back, just say that we have no plans today. As for the remaining The people below..."

Xia Hunan paused for a moment, then took out his mobile phone: "I did the math and found that we have earned almost [-] elf coins today. I decided to have a slightly better meal. Each of you eleven will order a dish. Come on, bring takeout. Of course, if you order more than you want, you have to pay for it yourself."

After hearing this, everyone present looked strange. Whoever paid first asked: "No, you use our money to eat and drink?"

Xia Hunao stood up and spoke sternly: "You have transferred all the money to me. How I spend it is my business. Of course, if you are not convinced, you can also form a group and order a table with more than [-] yuan to suppress them. Go down, but come on, only the table we ordered can be delivered here."

After saying this, Xia Hunao turned around again: "Hurry up, if you order it after a hundred seconds, it won't count. I'll have a bottle of red wine first. Damn it, eighty-eight thousand, I still have it I’ve never tasted such a luxurious thing before, I have to try it. Have two bottles.”

When Xia started talking nonsense, the eleven people who were ordering immediately stopped him: "No, you won't have much money for lunch if you only have one bottle of wine. How about two more bottles?"

Spending other people's money to eat your own food is a very satisfying thing, but when a buddy comes up and blows your budget, and you have to continue to make up the difference, it won't be fun anyway.

After the one hundred seconds of ordering time passed, Xia Hunao continued: "While waiting for the food to come, let me tell you how much we spent on the meal just now. You guys are pretty good at calculating. It only exceeded 3000." Yuan. But I’ll give you an advance for this amount. At worst, I’ll deduct it from the money they pay tomorrow.”

All the enemies:...

"Also, how many people here are single? Can you raise your hands?"

There is no one, which is not surprising. They are all young people from big families. It is not so easy to be single.Xia Hunao cleared his throat: "Now, I'll give you some time to call and call your significant other."