The Pokémon Goofing Around
Chapter 32 Wait for my brother to introduce you to a girlfriend
At noon, Xia Hunao was sitting on the grass with Xiaomeng after having lunch. From a general rational point of view, we can identify the pale humanoid life form next to Xia Hunao as Feng Bing.
The reason why he skipped the class and lunch time just now was mainly because the treatment Feng Bing received before was too cruel and inhumane.One person sat in the first row, and the other students sat neatly behind and stared at him, which made him feel a thorn in his back throughout the class.
After class, all the students surrounded Feng Bing and refused to let him go. They did not let him go until Feng Bing agreed to treat the whole class to lunch.This meal ate up half a month's living expenses for Feng Bing. Looking at his empty wallet, Feng Bing is still alive. We can only say that he has strong mental endurance and is a man!
Xia Hunao patted Xiaomeng's hand: "Xiaomeng, give him a healing wave."
Facts have proved that healing fluctuations have no effect on psychological damage. Feng Bing is still as pale as his face, as his name suggests, like a block of ice.
Xia Hunao felt that he couldn't let it go. After all, it was his fault.So he walked to Feng Bing: "Brother Bing, don't be like this. At worst, I will take care of the rest of your meals this month."
Feng Bing still had no reaction, Xia Hunao rolled his eyes: "Brother Bing, do you have a girlfriend?"
Feng Bing reacted to these words. He shook his head and then sat there like a plaster statue.
Xia Hunao stood up, leaned into Feng Bing's ear and said to him: "How about I introduce you to a girlfriend?"
Feng Bing felt as if he had come to life after hearing this. He turned around and held Xia Hunao's hand excitedly: "Assistant Xia, are you serious?"
Xia Hunao was not prepared for what Feng Binglai did, and sat down on the ground: "Hey, you scared me to death. Xiaomeng, give me a healing wave."
Feng Bingmin quickly helped Xia Hunan up and said, "Assistant Xia, are you okay? I was a little excited just now."
"Are you excited? I thought you were not going to be single but to get married."
Feng Bing rubbed his hands: "Um, haven't I ever been in love? Assistant Xia, who are you going to introduce to me?"
"huh huh huh huh."
Xia Hunao mysteriously took out an invitation from his pocket: "Look what this is."
Feng Bing's eyes turned green when he looked at the invitation in Xia Hunao's hand: "Is this, is this the invitation to the legendary Rose Party? How did you get it, Assistant Xia?"
Xia Hunao put the invitation back into his pocket: "Just when we were eating, Chu Xiaodie gave it to me and told me that I must go."
Feng Bing's eyes followed the invitation into Xia Hunao's pocket. Xia Hunao was stared at by Feng Bing and his whole body went crazy: "Brother Bing, your look makes me think you may not need a girlfriend, do you understand? "
Feng Bing quickly withdrew his gaze: "Assistant Xia, have you written on the invitation? Can you bring someone with you?"
Xia Nao shook his head: "You have a beautiful idea, why should I let you in to a girl's party?"
Feng Bing pointed at Xia Huan: "Then why can you go in?"
Xia Hunan touched his chin: "Yes, why can I go in?"
After being slightly embarrassed for a while, Xia Hunan said: "After hearing what you said, I don't think I should go. Let's talk about introducing you to your girlfriend later."
Feng Bing suddenly panicked: "No, just help me, Assistant Xia."
"Okay, okay, I already promised you, how can I regret it?"
That night, Xia Hunao looked at the invitation in his hand, took a deep breath, and knocked on the door in front of him.
"Assistant Professor Xia is here, Assistant Professor Xia is here."
The girl who opened the door happily announced the news to the other girls in the room. The next moment, Xia Hunao was crowded into the room by a group of girls.
The decoration inside the room is nothing special, just a round table with refreshments on it.There were some cushions next to the table, but otherwise there was nothing else in the room.
Xia Hunao sat among the girls and looked at Yingying Yanyan in front of her: "Well, why would you invite me for such a thing?"
Chu Xiaodie handed Xia Hunao a cup of tea: "Let me introduce you to the girls here first. This is Qin Peipei. Next to her is her sister Qin Huanhuan..."
With Chu Xiaodie's introduction, Xia Hunao had a basic understanding of the dozen sisters in front of her. She could at least remember who was who, although it was mainly due to the system.
After introducing all the girls present, Chu Xiaodie explained the so-called rose party to Xia Hunao.
The rose party is actually a party where these freshmen girls exchange their dressing elves and their own experiences with each other.Because all the attendees were freshmen girls, and when asked, the girls unanimously said they were going to a party, so the noisy boys named it the Rose Party.
But the nagging doubts remained: Why was he invited to this rose party?
Chu Xiaodie said sheepishly: "Actually, I'm not inviting you. I mainly want to invite your little girl, Xiaomeng. And we believe that Assistant Teacher Xia won't tell anyone."
Although Xia Hunao didn't agree with this reason, he said it was understandable. After all, his little cutie was so cute.
After releasing Xiaomeng from the elf ball, Xia Hunao said to Xiaomeng: "Xiaomeng, can you go play with the sisters for a while and let them dress you up more beautifully? How about we take photos of Xiaoyu?"
Xiaomeng tilted her head and didn't know what she was thinking, and finally happily accompanied Chu Xiaodie and the others.
Xia Hunao looked at the group of girls and the elves surrounding them. Xia Hunao couldn't help but think: Isn't this the castrated version of the gorgeous contest?
Of course, when we say it's nonsense, we save quite a bit of face.After all, just look at those gorgeous competitions in the Pokémon series, how many castrations are needed to become a rose party of their size.
Xia Hunao held his chin and looked at the group of girls. The thoughts in his mind quickly assembled and merged, and then he stood up.
Qin Peipei stood up when she saw Xia Hunanao and asked the little sisters around her: "What is Assistant Xia doing?"
The girls saw Xia Hunao take out a tablet from his backpack and throw it into the sky. Then Rotom suddenly appeared, flew into the air and merged with the tablet instantly in front of Xia Hunao. Tablet Rotom appeared!
The cooperation between Xia Hunao and Rotom made the girls around them applaud. They all said that they were a little handsome.
"You guys continue to do your work, I just suddenly have something to check."
The girls continued their rose party, and Xia Hunao was also doing something on the tablet.
As for that cool move just now, all I can say is that it made me cry.
That was what Xia and Rotom practiced together when they had nothing to do.Throw the phone out and merge in the air.This operation is quite difficult.So you practice on the bed. It's better if you drop your phone on the bed. You silly boy insists on putting it on the floor tiles to practice. As a result, nothing happens to the floor tiles. You can't tell that the phone screen is a screen anymore.
But fortunately, it was Xia Hunao's cell phone that had been discarded a long time ago. No matter how broken it was, it didn't hurt.And it turned out that their training was very effective. Whether it was a tablet or a laptop, as long as it was thrown by Xia Nao, Rotom could successfully complete the fusion.Xia Hunao even thought that if he threw a diesel generator Rotom, it would fly up and merge.
Closer to home, two distinct scenes gradually formed in the room where the girls had a rose party. On one side were the girls Yingying Yanyan, and on the other side was Xia Hunao sitting there without saying a word.
Until Xia Hunan threw out the elf ball: "Come back, Rotom."
Everyone looked at Xia Hunao, who just smiled mysteriously: "You go on, don't worry about me."
Xi Qingqian, who was sitting next to Chu Xiaodie, asked, "Isn't it a good idea for us to keep Assistant Xia in the dark?"
The girls discussed it in low voices for a long time, and then handed Xiaomeng back to Xia Hunao: "Thank you, Assistant Xia."
"Are you done? Then I'll go back first."
After everyone dispersed, Xia Hunao and Xiaomeng walked towards their home in the evening breeze, but Chu Xiaodie stopped Xia Hunao: "Well, Assistant Xia..."
"Didn't I tell you that you can call me whatever you want in private? Xiaodie has something to do with me?"
Chu Xiaodie took out another invitation from her pocket and handed it to Xia Hunao: "I still hope that Xiaomeng can come to the next rose party, and I hope..."
Xia Hunao nodded: "I understand, keep it a secret, right?"
"Ah."
"Of course, but..."
"Assistant Xia, please tell me, as long as it's not too much, we will agree to it."
Xia turned around and left with a smile: "Let's talk about it later."
……
The next day, Xia Hunao was sitting in the cafeteria having breakfast with the three elves when a person suddenly sat down in front of him. (Quacka Frog and Rotom: Do you still remember to have dinner with us)
"I said Brother Bing, what's wrong with you?"
Feng Bing had a pair of dark circles under his eyes: "Didn't you say you would introduce me to my girlfriend? Did you go to the rose party yesterday and there was no result?"
Xia Hunan was startled: "Ah, I forgot what you told me to do about this matter."
Feng Bing held Xia Hunao in his hands: "Assistant Xia, you can't do this. I waited all night last night."
Xia Hunao nodded in understanding: "Yes, I didn't sleep well last night. There were so many beautiful ladies at the rose party last night. Ahem, I promised them to keep it a secret."
Looking at Feng Bing's expression: "Okay, don't be like this. I didn't say it was obscene. You have to be patient and wait. You should know my layout ability. It just takes a little time. You know. , you can just wait with peace of mind."
After breakfast, Xia Hu came to Tong Ruo's office in a hurry, turned on the computer and started operating.
"Well, if it's like this here, it should be a little more complicated here. Damn it, now I realize that I don't have any art skills. System, please do me a favor."
The system was gearing up in Xia Hunao's mind: "Leave it to me, so you can see the strength of the system."
The reason why he skipped the class and lunch time just now was mainly because the treatment Feng Bing received before was too cruel and inhumane.One person sat in the first row, and the other students sat neatly behind and stared at him, which made him feel a thorn in his back throughout the class.
After class, all the students surrounded Feng Bing and refused to let him go. They did not let him go until Feng Bing agreed to treat the whole class to lunch.This meal ate up half a month's living expenses for Feng Bing. Looking at his empty wallet, Feng Bing is still alive. We can only say that he has strong mental endurance and is a man!
Xia Hunao patted Xiaomeng's hand: "Xiaomeng, give him a healing wave."
Facts have proved that healing fluctuations have no effect on psychological damage. Feng Bing is still as pale as his face, as his name suggests, like a block of ice.
Xia Hunao felt that he couldn't let it go. After all, it was his fault.So he walked to Feng Bing: "Brother Bing, don't be like this. At worst, I will take care of the rest of your meals this month."
Feng Bing still had no reaction, Xia Hunao rolled his eyes: "Brother Bing, do you have a girlfriend?"
Feng Bing reacted to these words. He shook his head and then sat there like a plaster statue.
Xia Hunao stood up, leaned into Feng Bing's ear and said to him: "How about I introduce you to a girlfriend?"
Feng Bing felt as if he had come to life after hearing this. He turned around and held Xia Hunao's hand excitedly: "Assistant Xia, are you serious?"
Xia Hunao was not prepared for what Feng Binglai did, and sat down on the ground: "Hey, you scared me to death. Xiaomeng, give me a healing wave."
Feng Bingmin quickly helped Xia Hunan up and said, "Assistant Xia, are you okay? I was a little excited just now."
"Are you excited? I thought you were not going to be single but to get married."
Feng Bing rubbed his hands: "Um, haven't I ever been in love? Assistant Xia, who are you going to introduce to me?"
"huh huh huh huh."
Xia Hunao mysteriously took out an invitation from his pocket: "Look what this is."
Feng Bing's eyes turned green when he looked at the invitation in Xia Hunao's hand: "Is this, is this the invitation to the legendary Rose Party? How did you get it, Assistant Xia?"
Xia Hunao put the invitation back into his pocket: "Just when we were eating, Chu Xiaodie gave it to me and told me that I must go."
Feng Bing's eyes followed the invitation into Xia Hunao's pocket. Xia Hunao was stared at by Feng Bing and his whole body went crazy: "Brother Bing, your look makes me think you may not need a girlfriend, do you understand? "
Feng Bing quickly withdrew his gaze: "Assistant Xia, have you written on the invitation? Can you bring someone with you?"
Xia Nao shook his head: "You have a beautiful idea, why should I let you in to a girl's party?"
Feng Bing pointed at Xia Huan: "Then why can you go in?"
Xia Hunan touched his chin: "Yes, why can I go in?"
After being slightly embarrassed for a while, Xia Hunan said: "After hearing what you said, I don't think I should go. Let's talk about introducing you to your girlfriend later."
Feng Bing suddenly panicked: "No, just help me, Assistant Xia."
"Okay, okay, I already promised you, how can I regret it?"
That night, Xia Hunao looked at the invitation in his hand, took a deep breath, and knocked on the door in front of him.
"Assistant Professor Xia is here, Assistant Professor Xia is here."
The girl who opened the door happily announced the news to the other girls in the room. The next moment, Xia Hunao was crowded into the room by a group of girls.
The decoration inside the room is nothing special, just a round table with refreshments on it.There were some cushions next to the table, but otherwise there was nothing else in the room.
Xia Hunao sat among the girls and looked at Yingying Yanyan in front of her: "Well, why would you invite me for such a thing?"
Chu Xiaodie handed Xia Hunao a cup of tea: "Let me introduce you to the girls here first. This is Qin Peipei. Next to her is her sister Qin Huanhuan..."
With Chu Xiaodie's introduction, Xia Hunao had a basic understanding of the dozen sisters in front of her. She could at least remember who was who, although it was mainly due to the system.
After introducing all the girls present, Chu Xiaodie explained the so-called rose party to Xia Hunao.
The rose party is actually a party where these freshmen girls exchange their dressing elves and their own experiences with each other.Because all the attendees were freshmen girls, and when asked, the girls unanimously said they were going to a party, so the noisy boys named it the Rose Party.
But the nagging doubts remained: Why was he invited to this rose party?
Chu Xiaodie said sheepishly: "Actually, I'm not inviting you. I mainly want to invite your little girl, Xiaomeng. And we believe that Assistant Teacher Xia won't tell anyone."
Although Xia Hunao didn't agree with this reason, he said it was understandable. After all, his little cutie was so cute.
After releasing Xiaomeng from the elf ball, Xia Hunao said to Xiaomeng: "Xiaomeng, can you go play with the sisters for a while and let them dress you up more beautifully? How about we take photos of Xiaoyu?"
Xiaomeng tilted her head and didn't know what she was thinking, and finally happily accompanied Chu Xiaodie and the others.
Xia Hunao looked at the group of girls and the elves surrounding them. Xia Hunao couldn't help but think: Isn't this the castrated version of the gorgeous contest?
Of course, when we say it's nonsense, we save quite a bit of face.After all, just look at those gorgeous competitions in the Pokémon series, how many castrations are needed to become a rose party of their size.
Xia Hunao held his chin and looked at the group of girls. The thoughts in his mind quickly assembled and merged, and then he stood up.
Qin Peipei stood up when she saw Xia Hunanao and asked the little sisters around her: "What is Assistant Xia doing?"
The girls saw Xia Hunao take out a tablet from his backpack and throw it into the sky. Then Rotom suddenly appeared, flew into the air and merged with the tablet instantly in front of Xia Hunao. Tablet Rotom appeared!
The cooperation between Xia Hunao and Rotom made the girls around them applaud. They all said that they were a little handsome.
"You guys continue to do your work, I just suddenly have something to check."
The girls continued their rose party, and Xia Hunao was also doing something on the tablet.
As for that cool move just now, all I can say is that it made me cry.
That was what Xia and Rotom practiced together when they had nothing to do.Throw the phone out and merge in the air.This operation is quite difficult.So you practice on the bed. It's better if you drop your phone on the bed. You silly boy insists on putting it on the floor tiles to practice. As a result, nothing happens to the floor tiles. You can't tell that the phone screen is a screen anymore.
But fortunately, it was Xia Hunao's cell phone that had been discarded a long time ago. No matter how broken it was, it didn't hurt.And it turned out that their training was very effective. Whether it was a tablet or a laptop, as long as it was thrown by Xia Nao, Rotom could successfully complete the fusion.Xia Hunao even thought that if he threw a diesel generator Rotom, it would fly up and merge.
Closer to home, two distinct scenes gradually formed in the room where the girls had a rose party. On one side were the girls Yingying Yanyan, and on the other side was Xia Hunao sitting there without saying a word.
Until Xia Hunan threw out the elf ball: "Come back, Rotom."
Everyone looked at Xia Hunao, who just smiled mysteriously: "You go on, don't worry about me."
Xi Qingqian, who was sitting next to Chu Xiaodie, asked, "Isn't it a good idea for us to keep Assistant Xia in the dark?"
The girls discussed it in low voices for a long time, and then handed Xiaomeng back to Xia Hunao: "Thank you, Assistant Xia."
"Are you done? Then I'll go back first."
After everyone dispersed, Xia Hunao and Xiaomeng walked towards their home in the evening breeze, but Chu Xiaodie stopped Xia Hunao: "Well, Assistant Xia..."
"Didn't I tell you that you can call me whatever you want in private? Xiaodie has something to do with me?"
Chu Xiaodie took out another invitation from her pocket and handed it to Xia Hunao: "I still hope that Xiaomeng can come to the next rose party, and I hope..."
Xia Hunao nodded: "I understand, keep it a secret, right?"
"Ah."
"Of course, but..."
"Assistant Xia, please tell me, as long as it's not too much, we will agree to it."
Xia turned around and left with a smile: "Let's talk about it later."
……
The next day, Xia Hunao was sitting in the cafeteria having breakfast with the three elves when a person suddenly sat down in front of him. (Quacka Frog and Rotom: Do you still remember to have dinner with us)
"I said Brother Bing, what's wrong with you?"
Feng Bing had a pair of dark circles under his eyes: "Didn't you say you would introduce me to my girlfriend? Did you go to the rose party yesterday and there was no result?"
Xia Hunan was startled: "Ah, I forgot what you told me to do about this matter."
Feng Bing held Xia Hunao in his hands: "Assistant Xia, you can't do this. I waited all night last night."
Xia Hunao nodded in understanding: "Yes, I didn't sleep well last night. There were so many beautiful ladies at the rose party last night. Ahem, I promised them to keep it a secret."
Looking at Feng Bing's expression: "Okay, don't be like this. I didn't say it was obscene. You have to be patient and wait. You should know my layout ability. It just takes a little time. You know. , you can just wait with peace of mind."
After breakfast, Xia Hu came to Tong Ruo's office in a hurry, turned on the computer and started operating.
"Well, if it's like this here, it should be a little more complicated here. Damn it, now I realize that I don't have any art skills. System, please do me a favor."
The system was gearing up in Xia Hunao's mind: "Leave it to me, so you can see the strength of the system."
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