The Pokémon Goofing Around

The expression of the doll is very cute, but to the students in Class [-], it looks like a devil.

This almost-baby has already killed four opponents, allowing them to fully understand the horror of Xia's nonsense. Now in the fifth battle, everyone hopes to defeat this opponent.

"Little soldier with a small sword, run up, get close to the baby and use a surprise attack!"

The Ju Dao soldiers quickly approached the baby, but the baby didn't get Xia Hunao's instructions and took a surprise move.

Xia Hunao looked at the physical strength bar given by the system. It didn't drop much, but he could still withstand it.

"You picked a good Kotala minion with pretty good attack power."

"Thanks for the compliment, assistant coach, little soldier with a small sword, use continuous slashing."

The Kotaku soldier waved his arms quickly and attacked the almost-doll with the knife on his forehead.

"I'll give you one move and you won't be done yet. It's almost like a baby, and it will spray flames!"

The almost-doll opened its mouth, and the next moment blazing flames spurted out from the almost-doll's mouth, directly hitting the Koma-sword soldier. The Koma-sword soldier was rushed back two steps by the flames and regrouped.

Although the little sword soldier was fine, everyone present was dumbfounded. What was going on with this move of spraying flames?

Four games have been played, and the four skills of the doll are obviously delivering gifts, sleeping, throwing and knocking down.Why are there jets of flames?

The boy opposite Xia Hunao was puzzled. According to the knowledge he learned in the book, an elf can only have four types of energy with different operating modes in its body, that is, four skills. Could it be that Assistant Xia successfully trained the elf to have Five skills?

Just when the boy was in a daze, Xia Hunao and Duanyuwa continued their attack: "Using the stomping action of Duanyuwa."

The people present are increasingly confused about this battle. The doll has almost used six skills, which goes against the basic elf science we learned!

Xia Hunao looked at the Ju Dao soldier who was hit twice in a row: "You didn't expect it, don't you think it is very outrageous? There is even more outrageous thing, to seize the opportunity to pursue the victory and use Zhenqi fist!"

The boy chased after him and punched the soldier in the face, causing the soldier to fall to the ground.

As the Kotaku soldier fell to the ground, the score was fixed at [-]-[-], but no one cared about the score anymore. What everyone cared more about was Xia Hunao's strange little doll.

In the audience, a boy said to his girlfriend: "Lili, give me a moment."

Following the slap, the boy covered his face: "Fuck, this is real, an elf with seven skills!"

Xia Hunao cleared his throat and shouted loudly: "Everyone, be quiet, be quiet."

The sound in the field slowly dropped, and Xia Hunao said: "Let me explain why almost the doll has seven skills."

Saying that, Xia Hunao took out another elf ball from his chest pocket: "Come out, it's almost a doll."

Seeing another doll come out of the elf ball, everyone finally understood, what kind of doll has seven skills? What's the fuss about two elves with seven skills?

Xia Hunao put his hands on the heads of the two almost-dolls: "Students in Class [-], this win-out-of-five game was my plan from the beginning. Taking advantage of your unfamiliarity with my tactics, the first almost-doll got the The first two rounds can be said to be in control."

The boy who came out first shook his head, probably because Gao Xia had praised him nonsense.

"The third and fourth games did not exceed my expectations, but no matter which response method you adopt, after the four games, your impression will be that my almost-doll can deliver the four skills of gift and there is one left in my hand. A poisonous orb.

I said before the start of the last game that I checked your information and found that you do not have poison or steel elves at all. In order to deal with my remaining poisonous orbs, you will definitely borrow a poison or steel elf. Properties of the sprite.So the second skill that I almost knew as a baby was flame spray, foot stomping, Qi punch, and a mental powerhouse that was of little use in the last round.In fact, I have discussed it with the teacher at the breeding center. If you ask, the teacher will tell you that I have borrowed all the dolls. "

Feng Bing suddenly thought of a question at this time: "No, didn't you say you only use one elf?"

Xia Hunao looked at the classmates who were live broadcasting: "Student, please rewind the live broadcast and see what I said at that time."

The two students who broadcast the live broadcast replayed the live broadcast. After watching the live broadcast, everyone fell silent.

"Look, what I said was that I borrowed elves from the breeding center. I didn't say how many elves I borrowed. It was you who thought I only borrowed one. It turns out that language is also part of the tactics. Ah. I said that this elf is the one I am most familiar with now. Do you believe me if I still say that now?"

After hearing Xia Hunan's explanation, everyone was speechless. Is this Assistant Xia's plan?Planning the entire fifth class from the beginning?

Just when Xia Hunao finished explaining, the get out of class bell rang. Xia Hunao clapped his hands and said, "Okay, okay, get out of class is over, let's all disperse."

The student who played against Xia Hunao in the last round came to Xia Hunao and said, "Assistant Xia, is there a way to deal with this tactic?"

"If there are ideas, there are solutions. You can try to break the situation."

……

Xia Hunan's first battle class was over, and in the school team training room, Zheng Xiaoxiao also stood up and left: "You can continue training, I have something else to do."

After Zheng Xiaoxiao left, everyone gathered around, and the captain asked: "How about it, do you have any solution to Assistant Xia's tactics?"

"There should be. Didn't Assistant Xia say that if there is an idea, there will be a solution."

"How about we have a meal with Assistant Xia tonight. I think this assistant who is younger than us is very good."

After saying this, everyone remembered: Xia Hunao was only 16 years old, but it was only a best-of-five game, and they were already used to calling him Assistant Coach Xia.

……

After Xia Hunan left the battle hall, he walked back to his cabin along the path on campus.He met many students along the way. After seeing the nonsense, these students smiled slightly, and some even said hello to him.

Regarding this kind of treatment, Xia Hunao said that it seemed that quite a few students had recognized him as a teaching assistant.Xia Hunan returned to his cabin proudly and turned on the computer to see his image on the post bar.

After reading a few posts, Xia Hunao breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that his tactics were still liked by quite a few people. Although some people did not accept it, Xia Hunao could understand it.After all, there are a thousand Hamlets for a thousand people, and the thousand and one person may be thinking about how to turn Hamlet into Harry Potter.

After reading a few more posts, Xia Hunao, who lacked interest, decided that playing games would be more suitable for him.

Just after entering the game, Xia Hunao's cell phone rang. Looking at the unfamiliar numbers starting with zeros on the phone, Xia Hunao thought for a while and then hung up.

Not long after, the number came in again, and Xia Hunao hung up again.This process was repeated three times, until the sixth call came. Xia Hunao collapsed, pressed the answer button and said: "Hello, hello, we don't accept elf education services here, and we don't need elf training business. We already have it." I bought the shares of the Minglong Kingdom Elf Alliance and have no plans to cremate them in the short term..."

"Xiao Xiazi, what did you say?"

Hearing this voice, Xia Hunao realized that it was Zheng Xiaoxiao who called him: "It's Sister Xiaoxiao. I thought it was some harassing call, so persistent."

Hearing what Xia Hunao said, Zheng Xiaoxiao was amused: "Are all the harassing phone calls to you so weird?"

"Yes, the first two were called when the second semester of high school just started. They said that it only costs more than 1 yuan to customize the elf you like, and you will be admitted to the elf university you want. The third one was received last month. Yes, it is said that he is the financial manager of the Minglong Kingdom Elf Alliance, and now we are giving trainers the opportunity to buy alliance stocks, with low investment and high income."

"I just want to hear how the last one is explained."

Zheng Xiaoxiao was obviously more interested in the last one, and Xia Hunao was quite speechless when he mentioned this call: "Ah, this is the call I received three days ago, saying that in order to celebrate the opening of their Kodaya Funeral Center, they were offering one for free. You can choose from a variety of flames, whether you like a fire-breathing dragon, a fireball rat, a black ruga or a lava bug, or even a flame bird, if you want, you can use their blazing flames to enjoy top-notch services in the next life."

Zheng Xiaoxiao couldn't help laughing when she heard the content of this call: "That's ridiculous. How did you get these calls?"

"I don't know. By the way, Sister Xiaoxiao, are you okay with calling me?"

Zheng Xiaoxiao replied: "Yes, Li Qiufeng called me and asked you to have dinner with me tonight."

Xia Hunan was stunned: "Li Qiufeng? Who is Li Qiufeng?"

"The captain of our school's varsity team is a senior this year. He is easy-going and a pretty good person. Do you want to go? If not, I will turn him down."

Xia Hunao thought for a while: "Don't, it's rare for someone to treat me, so it would be bad if I didn't go. But Sister Xiaoxiao, how about you go and help me hold off the battle."

Zheng Xiaoxiao agreed immediately: "Okay, Ruoruo and I will go then. Meet at the school gate at seven o'clock, don't forget."

Before Xia Hunao could ask which gate, the call was hung up.Unfortunately, there are six gates in Liuling University. I'm afraid I'll die from exhaustion trying to find them one by one.

Fortunately, Zheng Xiaoxiao sent a text message not long after, noting that they would meet at Gate [-].Xia Hunao recalled the map. Gate No. [-] should be the gate in the northeast.

I don’t know which bastard designed Liuling University back then. The entire Liuling Elf University is a regular hexagon, and the most correct door is door No. [-], facing the northeast.

Time passed and it soon arrived at seven o'clock in the evening as agreed...