The Pokémon Goofing Around

After leaving the mysterious office, Xia Hunao accompanied Shen Yu on the street.

Shen Yu got closer to Xia Hunan: "I really didn't expect that we would get involved in such a thing."

Xia Hunao stretched out his hand to hold Shen Yu's hand: "It's useless to think about this now, we can just go to school."

Speaking of school, Shen Yu looked at Xia Hunao worriedly: "Is it okay? Can you and Guaguapaowa pass the final exam?"

Xia Hu Nao hesitated and was speechless. Finally, he simply waved his hand and said, "Let's talk about it then."

……

It was another day when he didn't do anything serious. Xia Hunao opened the system again, wanting to see the progress of Guagua Pao Frog's cultivation.

Name: croaking frog♂

Level: lv1

Features: changeable

Effect: +Special Attack-Attack

Attributes: hp12, attack 5, defense 6, special attack 6, special defense 6, speed 6

Skills: Slap, Scream

Physical distribution: 6v

Effort value distribution: Speed ​​3

There is no progress at all. Although the effort value seems to be a little higher than before, it does not affect the overall situation at level one... Well, even if it reaches level [-], it will not be any slower.

However, seeing the progress, Xia Hunan was not anxious at all. He didn't know why, but he was surprisingly sleepy today. Maybe it was because he had lost too many brain cells to save Zhang Hong, so he fell asleep in a daze while lying on the bed.

……

"What do you think of my team?"

Xia Hunao leaned his face closer and saw that there were elves such as Brother Guihu, Fat-headed Fish and so on arranged from top to bottom in the middle of the screen.

Xia Hunao is not a complete battle player. He learned many of his tactical skills from online live videos.Based on his experience of "exposure to group videos", he concluded that he should be quite capable of fighting.

"Why don't you come and give it a try? Can I trouble you?"

Xia Hunao always accepted everyone who came, and the two quickly completed a round of battle with a strange style.

Don't ask, if you ask you will be crushed from beginning to end.

Xia Hunao couldn't figure out why he couldn't fight back at all. Is the gap between the players so big?

Xia Hunao, who did not believe in evil, took the initiative to ask for another round, and then...

Human beings are creatures that are easily addicted to certain things. In this afternoon's battle, Xia Huhao didn't win a single round. Even if it was more brutal, he couldn't kill any of his opponents.The best time he achieved was when he knocked out half of the health of the Lei Guanwang on the opposite side.Moreover, I really couldn’t stand the view on the opposite side, so I put some water on it.

Xia Hunao couldn't figure it out, so he grabbed the switch when he wasn't prepared and quickly checked the opponent's team configuration.

Xia Hunao, who had always thought that no matter what configuration he encountered in the underworld, would be fine, he was really shocked this time.The level of shock was enough to scare the editors of a company in the UC Shock Department to death.

Nines are everywhere in your eyes. No matter what kind of elf it is, no matter what its character or level, as long as you look at the attributes of the elf, it will be a series of nines, without a single miscellaneous number.

Xia Hunao threw aside the switch in his hand: "You are arguing with me. I just said that the gaming experience this afternoon was extremely bad. After the fight, my Deoxys in speed form can be defeated by your little Kirby." The beast uses round singing to give the first player a second."

How outrageous this thing is, let’s let the data speak for itself.

Kirbymon has a special attack value of 40 and a speed value of only 5. Deoxys in speed form has a speed value of 180, a special defense value of 90 and a hp value of 50.

Let’s bring the levels up to level [-] for comparison.

For the little Kirby at level 252, we made it ridiculously full of body, + special attack + speed, and the effort value was raised to 196. His special attack is only 119, and his speed is only [-].

And what about Deoxys in speed form?We are also a bit outrageous, with 0 individuals, - special defense - speed, no effort value at all, special defense value of 166, speed value of 328, and hp of 210 points.

Tell me how you can get the first move with a [-]-power rotation!

Xia Hunao, who was confused after losing, threw the switch back angrily and heard this sentence: "This game is like this. As long as my data is high enough, I can play all kinds of strange games. This is a data-winning game." , skills, tactics, etc. are all nonsense.”

Xia Hunao wanted to retort: ​​That's cheating, it's magic!But before he could say anything, he saw a burst of white light suddenly appear on the switch screen, and the little Kirby that he thought was nonsense just now suddenly appeared, and got bigger and bigger, bursting the whole building in one fell swoop. building.

The little Kirbymon that looked like it was going to Dynamax came over and slapped him away.

Although he didn't know why he didn't die, Xia Hunao still couldn't accept it when he saw several strings of nines appearing in the sky.

It has to be said that the speed of the little Kirbymon is quite fast, even the Kirbymon that can swim butterfly will be defeated.Seeing the huge fist coming, Xia Hunao was in danger of escaping, and a red light shot out from Xia Hunao's waist.A croaking frog appeared in front of Xia Hunao out of thin air, and then he and Xia Hunao were punched to death.

……

Xia Hunao suddenly woke up from the bed, touched his head, and found that the wound was still on his neck, and then he let out a sigh of relief.

After getting out of bed and going to the bathroom, Xia Hunao turned on the faucet and poured water on her head, hoping to calm down.

"I said, what are you doing? You're up so late at night."

Xia Hunao looked inside, and an image of a character wearing blue pajamas and holding a pillow appeared in his mind.

Xia Hunao frowned: "System? Why are you like this?"

The system threw the nightcap on his head aside: "I slept well, but your brain is flooded with so much trouble. Can I not wake up?"

"Is the system still sleeping?"

"Nonsense, I am the system. Even if I haven't been working much recently, I still need to consume energy. In order to save energy, when you are sleeping, I will also choose to sleep. Don't talk about it, what's going on with you?"

Xia Hunan shook the water on his head: "That's outrageous. I had a dream just now..."

As Xia Hu Nao talked about his dream, the expression on the system became more exciting. Was he beaten to death by a magical little Kirby?I guess no one has ever had this dream.

Xia Hunao wiped off the remaining water drops on her hair with a towel: "Tell me if I offended Darkrai, otherwise I wouldn't have such a ridiculous dream."

The system said: "It shouldn't be. Darkrai and Cresselia are so busy every day, how can they have time to torment you. If you are really worried, then go and tame a lizard king and make it a pair. If we just defend against Darkrai, we'll be done with it."

We don't want to say whether this idea is good or not, but what Xia Hunao is thinking about right now is what he should do next.

Why did I choose the croaking frog when I chose the initial elf? It was because it was handsome.If you don't pursue the intensity of the battle, who can resist a unique Koga Ninja Frog that can bind and transform?Anyway, Xia can't mess around.

After all, as a certain "sage" said, whether you are strong or not is a temporary matter, but whether you are handsome or not is a lifelong matter.

Take Guagua Pao Frog as an example. In the sixth era, the flying water shuriken accompanying the animation only has 15, and it is a physical attack move.But in the seventh generation, after Koga Ninja gained an additional characteristic, the flying water shuriken immediately became a special attack move, with the power increased to twenty, and it must be connected three times.

This is an epic level of enhancement for Xia Hunao. After all, as the old chief of destiny, Xia Hunao's luck can be said to be the outrage of both humans and gods.

For him, moves such as flying water shuriken, double combo, and double kick are only different in power. As for the number of steps, screw the number.What mathematical expectation is 3.168, which is two.

There are many other chestnuts. Anyway, each generation of versions is like a god, and each generation of versions is not a human being.

But being handsome is different. If you want a handsome guy to look ugly overnight, theoretically speaking, it's impossible.It's not that it can't be done. For Xiaozhi, going to Alola is just a matter of night, and then Xia Hunao can't stand it.

But we said that these were Xia Hunao's thoughts before. After being stimulated by the data gang in the dream, Xia Hunao also began to think about what was the decisive factor in the battle between elves on the Spirit Monster Star.

The system looked at Xia Hunan, who had a tendency to grow old overnight, and quickly advised him: "Why are you thinking so much? Anyway, you have to become stronger step by step."

The system really gave Xia Hunao a feeling of being able to see the moon through the clouds, be it data, props, techniques and tactics.There are many ways to become a strong person, and a strong person will always be a strong person.It doesn't mean that if the data is ugly, it is destined to be impossible to become stronger.

Xia Hunao, who felt much more enlightened, looked out the window and saw that dawn had broken in the east.

"Huh? What's going on? Why is it dawning all of a sudden?"

Xia Hunao vaguely remembered that it was [-]:[-] in the morning when he woke up with a fright. It was the end of the year now, and the time of dawn was not like that in summer. Why did the time go by so fast?

Don't think about things you don't understand, just think that Dialga has a heart attack and his heart is beating fast.

After getting dressed, he hurried downstairs and released the croaking frog.The squinting croaking frog glanced at Xia Hunao, and saw Xia Hunao's figure dazzling in the sun...

"Let's go, Gua Gua Pao Frog, time waits for no one, we have to become stronger and stronger."

As Xia Hunao finished speaking, the croaking frog jumped twice easily, and a new day was about to begin again.At this moment, Xia Hunao's attention fell on another elf ball hanging on his waist.

"Huh? What's going on with this level ball?"

The croaking frog made a lot of gestures and even used the foam on its neck to make a lightning pattern. Only then did Xia Hunao remember that he also had an elf named Rotom.