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Chapter 77 The Elves who Decompose Garbage (4000 words)
The Gungun Bat was cured, and when faced with Ou Xiaofei's apology, it flapped its little wings to express that it was okay.
"Store manager, I know I was wrong, but I still want to become a powerful trainer."
Ou Qi thought he was going to be unruly again, but she never thought that his next words would turn a corner.
"A strong trainer needs the courage to accumulate and not avoid. Mom, although I am not good at studying, I will not avoid it anymore. At least I will try my best. I just hope that you can allow me to date others when I am free in the future. war."
Ou Qi breathed a sigh of relief, her expression showing some relief.
"It's not like I won't let you do what you want to do, otherwise why would I buy you an elf? I just hope you don't forget your obligations and duties for the sake of free power." (This is what my mother said to me when I was a child. What I said.)
Tang Xian nodded, everyone was happy.
However, Tang Xian was still curious about one thing: "Why didn't Ms. Ou buy herself an elf?"
"I'm so busy that I don't even have time to take care of Xiaofei, let alone the elf."
It turns out that I bought him an elf just to prevent my son from being lonely at home. It is really not easy for a single mother.
Just then, a group of dirty people came to the store.
"Store manager! We are here."
Tang Xian subconsciously took a step back. It didn't matter if he was a little sloppy or even if he didn't take care of himself very much, but at least he had to be clean, right?
"I said Minister Wang, you didn't come directly from the polluted waters, did you? You didn't even take a shower?"
Wang Xin felt embarrassed: "Isn't this too rushed? We are also anxious to see the new elves prepared by the store manager for us."
"dad!?"
Wang Xin was stunned: "Xiao Fei? Why are you here?"
Just as Ou Xiaofei was about to say something, Ou Qi, who looked gloomy, pulled him out.
There are melons!
Tang Xian, Canglan, and Su Qing immediately opened their eyes wide, hating that they didn't have melon seeds in their hands.
"Hey! Aqi, don't leave."
"Let me go! You're so filthy. It's been so long since I've seen you and you still behave like this. I'm really satisfied with you."
"Mom~~Dad must have gone running outdoors again. Don't blame him. We haven't been together as a family for a long time."
"Shut up! Your name is Ou Xiaofei, not Wang Xiaofei! I don't want to see him."
Wang Xin couldn't help but said: "What you say, he is still my son after all, right?"
Ou Qi sneered: "Maybe not."
"Hey! Ou Qi, don't go too far. Can you make any kind of joke? I've given up my son's surname to you."
"Don't get me wrong, I mean I can give him a different father."
This made Wang Xin anxious: "Ou Qi! How long are you going to punish me? I will depend on you for everything. If you divorce me and leave the house, I will not allow you to remarry!"
"That's right, Mom, I don't want a new father."
Ou Qi gritted her teeth, not having the maternal aura she had just now.
"Your elbows are turned out, right? For whom do I show my face every day, shouting in front of the live broadcast camera every day until my voice is hoarse? I have worked hard to pull you along for so many years, and this is how you treat me, right?"
Ou Xiaofei panicked: "No, Mom, don't be like this. I must be looking at you."
"Follow me if you want me!" After saying that, he left the store without looking back.
"Hey Mom!" Ou Xiaofei was in a dilemma, but in the end he was worried that something was wrong with his mother, "Dad, I'll go back with my mother first."
Wang Xin raised her hand, but couldn't say anything: "Okay, pay attention to safety, help me... persuade your mother."
Watching the two people leaving, Wang Xin stayed for a while before sighing.
As soon as he turned around, his subordinates also joined the melon-eating team. This melon with family conflicts was eaten with gusto.
"Haha...haha, I made you laugh, manager."
Tang Xian was also a little surprised. This slovenly handsome uncle looked casual. He didn't expect such a family conflict.
"It's okay, it's okay. Every family has its own sutras that are difficult to recite."
"Um, can I ask, who are they coming over?"
Tang Xian told him what happened. When he learned that his son had offended an old man, he paid attention to Qi Jiaren.
"Mr. Qi! I didn't expect it to be you. I'm really sorry. My son needs discipline."
Qi Jiaren waved his hand: "It's okay. The kid has changed his ways and will get better in the future. Okay, I won't disturb the business of you and the store manager. Miss, let's fight."
Su Qing quickly and calmly refused: "I don't think it's necessary. Let's practice hard first."
I thought they were just new elves with the same attributes and similar qualifications. However, Qi Jiaren was able to defeat the opponent completely even though he was suppressed four times.
It is conceivable that if I were to fight, I would probably become depressed if I just threw myself into a ghost.
After saying hello to Tang Xian, he left with Qi Jiaren.
Tang Xian asked Cang Lan to arrange certification and registration for Wang Xin's subordinates, receive the Elf Illustrated Book and become official trainers.
He himself went to the back and brought out an elf through the store manager's recommendation function.
"No?"
After the little guy came out, he looked around Wang Xin and felt a sense of intimacy from him.
Tang Xian joked: "It seems that it likes Minister Wang very much. Not surprisingly, it should be because you are dirty enough."
Wang Xin was also very curious. The elf in front of him was clearly a garbage bag.
It was a seemingly full dark green garbage bag with a knot tied to it.
The knot on its head resembles a pair of ears.A pair of oval eyes and teeth like broken glass.
Then its hands were like a regular garbage bag spilling some blue and pink garbage fragments, and its dark green feet were thick and short.
If stinky mud is said to be indescribably ugly, then this one in front of you is clearly ugly.
But these are not what Wang Xin cares about.
"Manager, can this elf named Popobag really clean up the garbage mountain?"
"Of course, the speed and efficiency are not slower than the stinky mud clear soup sludge, but I suggest that Minister Wang make contact with the people from the Materials and Resources Department when establishing personnel."
"Material Resources Department? What's the use of looking for those people who are searching?"
Most of the resources in the world today are man-made, but man-made does not mean they are sufficient.
In fact, material resources have always been in short supply, they have been recycled, and their use is strictly allocated.
Therefore, people in the materials and resources department are often criticized for being picky.
(The red core in front is foreshadowing. I will explain why this world is like this soon.)
"A broken bag is like smelly mud. What you eat will be excreted. You should understand this, right?"
Wang Xin's eyes lit up: "I understand, you mean that if you break the bag, the food you eat will be discharged cleanly?"
Tang Xian nodded. Just like the smelly mud, the Bropobag people like to eat garbage because they like dirty things, which are nutrients for them.
Nutrients will be retained in the body, which means that clean things have to be excreted, and they must be excreted after decomposition.
For example, if you eat a scrapped car, it will decompose and emit various metals, glass, silicone, rubber, etc., all of which can be reused.
If the people from the Water Resources Department cannot take care of these things, people from the Materials and Resources Department will naturally need to take over.
It’s not that there aren’t good technologies for decomposing garbage and reusing it. It’s just that the garbage in the garbage mountains is not only difficult to recycle, but it is also contaminated with strong poisonous gas. You have to wear a gas mask when approaching it, let alone recycling it.
"Okay! I'll drag the people from the Material Resources Department over today."
"It's possible, but it's enough to just let Popobag demonstrate its abilities. We can't arrange them on a large scale to deal with the garbage mountains."
"Why is this?"
"You can use the Elf Illustrated Book to read its introduction first, and you'll probably be able to understand it."
Wang Xin quickly took out the Elf Illustrated Book.
【Broken bag】
【Garbage Bag Pokémon】
[Attribute: Poison]
【Gender: Female】
[Character: Hearty]
[Characteristic: Adhesion]
[Current moves: poison gas, slap, recycling, acid bomb, instant amnesia, clearing smoke]
[The broken bag was born from a garbage bag filled with garbage and likes unhygienic places.It is a Pokémon that was transformed into a garbage bag through a chemical change with industrial waste.If the garbage at home is not cleaned up in time, the broken bag will come to live in it, and you can often find it being chased around by the smelly mud.Poisonous gas will leak out when you breathe, and the smelly mud will come over drooling when you smell it. This poisonous gas is also the favorite of the gas bomb clan.In order to get more garbage, it will always follow people who litter.After eating garbage until your belly is bulging, poisonous gas will be emitted from your mouth.If you inhale the poisonous gas it spits out like a hiccup, you will be bedridden for a whole week.Once inhaled by a child, it can be life-threatening. 】
"!!!"
Wang Xin was dumbfounded, how could he still spit out deadly poisonous gas?
"Now you should understand why I said there's no rush, right?"
"It can't lock the smell in the body like the smelly muds?"
Tang Xian shook his head: "It's not the same concept. One is the odor of the body, and the other is the gas produced after decomposing food in the body. The body odor can also be locked by the broken bag family, but the poisonous gas produced by burping is an unchangeable ecology."
This put Wang Xin in a dilemma: "What should we do? Eating garbage will produce more powerful poisonous gas. Isn't this putting the cart before the horse?"
"So I told you to take a good look at the illustrated book, but I have actually told you the method above."
Wang Xin read the illustrated book again: "Could it be that it relies on smelly mud and this elf called a gas bomb?"
"Yes, it depends on them. They are all elves that can absorb poison gas. But in terms of efficiency, the gas bomb family is definitely better. So you will have to come over and open another elves with fixed professions."
Wang Xin smiled bitterly and said: "It's not a big deal if the efficiency is almost the same. I'll just let the smelly mud deal with the poisonous gas."
"No, no, no, the efficiency is still much worse, and the gas bomb family, as their name says, can produce pure gas after absorbing poisonous gas. You should know that gas is an excellent clean energy source, and..."
Tang Xian suddenly lowered his voice.
"Ordinary people probably don't know that today's micro-nuclear energy has already turned into a highly polluting energy source, right?"
Wang Xin stood up suddenly and his eyes widened. This was something that only cadres above the ministerial level could know.
"Store manager, how did you know?"
"Minister Wang is forgetful? Did he forget what he saw yesterday?"
Zygarde! !
Wang Xin smiled bitterly in relief and said: "As expected of a god who maintains ecological balance, I can't hide it from you."
"So, if the Gas Clan and the Broken Bag Clan are put into corresponding occupations early, it will not only clean up the filth of the past, but also allow mankind to use harmless clean energy again."
Wang Xin nodded cautiously: "Store manager, you are right. I will report this matter to the Longguo General Resources Bureau truthfully."
Tang Xian smiled, this time the popularization is almost successful.
There will be treatment of chemically polluted waters later. Once these are on track, he will recommend elves to them. He has already thought of the target. Alola's stinky mud prefers chemical poisons to sludge.
In fact, Tang Xian had considered another type of elves for the cleanup of the garbage mountains this time, and that was the Solvore Beast clan.
Although he can also belch and spray poisonous gas, he will definitely eat garbage much faster than the broken bag people.
However, Tang Xian studied the ecology of their clan and felt that it was not suitable.
Because everything can be dissolved in their bodies, including metals like steel. Not only does it have no purification effect, the discharged liquid is also highly corrosive, completely causing secondary pollution.
Compared with dissolution, the decomposition of broken bags is naturally much better.
There is no need to rush to popularize the above with Wang Xin, Tang Xian changed the topic.
"Minister Wang, I just heard your wife...Ms. Ou say that she is a live broadcast salesperson?"
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Let me tell some old readers, based on some recent readers’ opinions, I have changed the price of Quasi-God from 600 million to 300 million. After many considerations, this price is more appropriate and reasonable. I forgot to mention it before.
Thinking about it today, it’s because I received my first one-star negative review because I think the 300 million is a poisonous point and may be unreasonable. In short, I will revise it as I write it and make it as perfect as possible. .
"Store manager, I know I was wrong, but I still want to become a powerful trainer."
Ou Qi thought he was going to be unruly again, but she never thought that his next words would turn a corner.
"A strong trainer needs the courage to accumulate and not avoid. Mom, although I am not good at studying, I will not avoid it anymore. At least I will try my best. I just hope that you can allow me to date others when I am free in the future. war."
Ou Qi breathed a sigh of relief, her expression showing some relief.
"It's not like I won't let you do what you want to do, otherwise why would I buy you an elf? I just hope you don't forget your obligations and duties for the sake of free power." (This is what my mother said to me when I was a child. What I said.)
Tang Xian nodded, everyone was happy.
However, Tang Xian was still curious about one thing: "Why didn't Ms. Ou buy herself an elf?"
"I'm so busy that I don't even have time to take care of Xiaofei, let alone the elf."
It turns out that I bought him an elf just to prevent my son from being lonely at home. It is really not easy for a single mother.
Just then, a group of dirty people came to the store.
"Store manager! We are here."
Tang Xian subconsciously took a step back. It didn't matter if he was a little sloppy or even if he didn't take care of himself very much, but at least he had to be clean, right?
"I said Minister Wang, you didn't come directly from the polluted waters, did you? You didn't even take a shower?"
Wang Xin felt embarrassed: "Isn't this too rushed? We are also anxious to see the new elves prepared by the store manager for us."
"dad!?"
Wang Xin was stunned: "Xiao Fei? Why are you here?"
Just as Ou Xiaofei was about to say something, Ou Qi, who looked gloomy, pulled him out.
There are melons!
Tang Xian, Canglan, and Su Qing immediately opened their eyes wide, hating that they didn't have melon seeds in their hands.
"Hey! Aqi, don't leave."
"Let me go! You're so filthy. It's been so long since I've seen you and you still behave like this. I'm really satisfied with you."
"Mom~~Dad must have gone running outdoors again. Don't blame him. We haven't been together as a family for a long time."
"Shut up! Your name is Ou Xiaofei, not Wang Xiaofei! I don't want to see him."
Wang Xin couldn't help but said: "What you say, he is still my son after all, right?"
Ou Qi sneered: "Maybe not."
"Hey! Ou Qi, don't go too far. Can you make any kind of joke? I've given up my son's surname to you."
"Don't get me wrong, I mean I can give him a different father."
This made Wang Xin anxious: "Ou Qi! How long are you going to punish me? I will depend on you for everything. If you divorce me and leave the house, I will not allow you to remarry!"
"That's right, Mom, I don't want a new father."
Ou Qi gritted her teeth, not having the maternal aura she had just now.
"Your elbows are turned out, right? For whom do I show my face every day, shouting in front of the live broadcast camera every day until my voice is hoarse? I have worked hard to pull you along for so many years, and this is how you treat me, right?"
Ou Xiaofei panicked: "No, Mom, don't be like this. I must be looking at you."
"Follow me if you want me!" After saying that, he left the store without looking back.
"Hey Mom!" Ou Xiaofei was in a dilemma, but in the end he was worried that something was wrong with his mother, "Dad, I'll go back with my mother first."
Wang Xin raised her hand, but couldn't say anything: "Okay, pay attention to safety, help me... persuade your mother."
Watching the two people leaving, Wang Xin stayed for a while before sighing.
As soon as he turned around, his subordinates also joined the melon-eating team. This melon with family conflicts was eaten with gusto.
"Haha...haha, I made you laugh, manager."
Tang Xian was also a little surprised. This slovenly handsome uncle looked casual. He didn't expect such a family conflict.
"It's okay, it's okay. Every family has its own sutras that are difficult to recite."
"Um, can I ask, who are they coming over?"
Tang Xian told him what happened. When he learned that his son had offended an old man, he paid attention to Qi Jiaren.
"Mr. Qi! I didn't expect it to be you. I'm really sorry. My son needs discipline."
Qi Jiaren waved his hand: "It's okay. The kid has changed his ways and will get better in the future. Okay, I won't disturb the business of you and the store manager. Miss, let's fight."
Su Qing quickly and calmly refused: "I don't think it's necessary. Let's practice hard first."
I thought they were just new elves with the same attributes and similar qualifications. However, Qi Jiaren was able to defeat the opponent completely even though he was suppressed four times.
It is conceivable that if I were to fight, I would probably become depressed if I just threw myself into a ghost.
After saying hello to Tang Xian, he left with Qi Jiaren.
Tang Xian asked Cang Lan to arrange certification and registration for Wang Xin's subordinates, receive the Elf Illustrated Book and become official trainers.
He himself went to the back and brought out an elf through the store manager's recommendation function.
"No?"
After the little guy came out, he looked around Wang Xin and felt a sense of intimacy from him.
Tang Xian joked: "It seems that it likes Minister Wang very much. Not surprisingly, it should be because you are dirty enough."
Wang Xin was also very curious. The elf in front of him was clearly a garbage bag.
It was a seemingly full dark green garbage bag with a knot tied to it.
The knot on its head resembles a pair of ears.A pair of oval eyes and teeth like broken glass.
Then its hands were like a regular garbage bag spilling some blue and pink garbage fragments, and its dark green feet were thick and short.
If stinky mud is said to be indescribably ugly, then this one in front of you is clearly ugly.
But these are not what Wang Xin cares about.
"Manager, can this elf named Popobag really clean up the garbage mountain?"
"Of course, the speed and efficiency are not slower than the stinky mud clear soup sludge, but I suggest that Minister Wang make contact with the people from the Materials and Resources Department when establishing personnel."
"Material Resources Department? What's the use of looking for those people who are searching?"
Most of the resources in the world today are man-made, but man-made does not mean they are sufficient.
In fact, material resources have always been in short supply, they have been recycled, and their use is strictly allocated.
Therefore, people in the materials and resources department are often criticized for being picky.
(The red core in front is foreshadowing. I will explain why this world is like this soon.)
"A broken bag is like smelly mud. What you eat will be excreted. You should understand this, right?"
Wang Xin's eyes lit up: "I understand, you mean that if you break the bag, the food you eat will be discharged cleanly?"
Tang Xian nodded. Just like the smelly mud, the Bropobag people like to eat garbage because they like dirty things, which are nutrients for them.
Nutrients will be retained in the body, which means that clean things have to be excreted, and they must be excreted after decomposition.
For example, if you eat a scrapped car, it will decompose and emit various metals, glass, silicone, rubber, etc., all of which can be reused.
If the people from the Water Resources Department cannot take care of these things, people from the Materials and Resources Department will naturally need to take over.
It’s not that there aren’t good technologies for decomposing garbage and reusing it. It’s just that the garbage in the garbage mountains is not only difficult to recycle, but it is also contaminated with strong poisonous gas. You have to wear a gas mask when approaching it, let alone recycling it.
"Okay! I'll drag the people from the Material Resources Department over today."
"It's possible, but it's enough to just let Popobag demonstrate its abilities. We can't arrange them on a large scale to deal with the garbage mountains."
"Why is this?"
"You can use the Elf Illustrated Book to read its introduction first, and you'll probably be able to understand it."
Wang Xin quickly took out the Elf Illustrated Book.
【Broken bag】
【Garbage Bag Pokémon】
[Attribute: Poison]
【Gender: Female】
[Character: Hearty]
[Characteristic: Adhesion]
[Current moves: poison gas, slap, recycling, acid bomb, instant amnesia, clearing smoke]
[The broken bag was born from a garbage bag filled with garbage and likes unhygienic places.It is a Pokémon that was transformed into a garbage bag through a chemical change with industrial waste.If the garbage at home is not cleaned up in time, the broken bag will come to live in it, and you can often find it being chased around by the smelly mud.Poisonous gas will leak out when you breathe, and the smelly mud will come over drooling when you smell it. This poisonous gas is also the favorite of the gas bomb clan.In order to get more garbage, it will always follow people who litter.After eating garbage until your belly is bulging, poisonous gas will be emitted from your mouth.If you inhale the poisonous gas it spits out like a hiccup, you will be bedridden for a whole week.Once inhaled by a child, it can be life-threatening. 】
"!!!"
Wang Xin was dumbfounded, how could he still spit out deadly poisonous gas?
"Now you should understand why I said there's no rush, right?"
"It can't lock the smell in the body like the smelly muds?"
Tang Xian shook his head: "It's not the same concept. One is the odor of the body, and the other is the gas produced after decomposing food in the body. The body odor can also be locked by the broken bag family, but the poisonous gas produced by burping is an unchangeable ecology."
This put Wang Xin in a dilemma: "What should we do? Eating garbage will produce more powerful poisonous gas. Isn't this putting the cart before the horse?"
"So I told you to take a good look at the illustrated book, but I have actually told you the method above."
Wang Xin read the illustrated book again: "Could it be that it relies on smelly mud and this elf called a gas bomb?"
"Yes, it depends on them. They are all elves that can absorb poison gas. But in terms of efficiency, the gas bomb family is definitely better. So you will have to come over and open another elves with fixed professions."
Wang Xin smiled bitterly and said: "It's not a big deal if the efficiency is almost the same. I'll just let the smelly mud deal with the poisonous gas."
"No, no, no, the efficiency is still much worse, and the gas bomb family, as their name says, can produce pure gas after absorbing poisonous gas. You should know that gas is an excellent clean energy source, and..."
Tang Xian suddenly lowered his voice.
"Ordinary people probably don't know that today's micro-nuclear energy has already turned into a highly polluting energy source, right?"
Wang Xin stood up suddenly and his eyes widened. This was something that only cadres above the ministerial level could know.
"Store manager, how did you know?"
"Minister Wang is forgetful? Did he forget what he saw yesterday?"
Zygarde! !
Wang Xin smiled bitterly in relief and said: "As expected of a god who maintains ecological balance, I can't hide it from you."
"So, if the Gas Clan and the Broken Bag Clan are put into corresponding occupations early, it will not only clean up the filth of the past, but also allow mankind to use harmless clean energy again."
Wang Xin nodded cautiously: "Store manager, you are right. I will report this matter to the Longguo General Resources Bureau truthfully."
Tang Xian smiled, this time the popularization is almost successful.
There will be treatment of chemically polluted waters later. Once these are on track, he will recommend elves to them. He has already thought of the target. Alola's stinky mud prefers chemical poisons to sludge.
In fact, Tang Xian had considered another type of elves for the cleanup of the garbage mountains this time, and that was the Solvore Beast clan.
Although he can also belch and spray poisonous gas, he will definitely eat garbage much faster than the broken bag people.
However, Tang Xian studied the ecology of their clan and felt that it was not suitable.
Because everything can be dissolved in their bodies, including metals like steel. Not only does it have no purification effect, the discharged liquid is also highly corrosive, completely causing secondary pollution.
Compared with dissolution, the decomposition of broken bags is naturally much better.
There is no need to rush to popularize the above with Wang Xin, Tang Xian changed the topic.
"Minister Wang, I just heard your wife...Ms. Ou say that she is a live broadcast salesperson?"
================
Please remind me to update, please use love to generate electricity, please watch the advertisement!Thank you~~
Let me tell some old readers, based on some recent readers’ opinions, I have changed the price of Quasi-God from 600 million to 300 million. After many considerations, this price is more appropriate and reasonable. I forgot to mention it before.
Thinking about it today, it’s because I received my first one-star negative review because I think the 300 million is a poisonous point and may be unreasonable. In short, I will revise it as I write it and make it as perfect as possible. .
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