Popularization: Pokémon's professional application
Chapter 17: Petting the Crazy Demon
"Oh? You said people are very strong, so don't underestimate their small stature, right?"
"Gubi Gubi!"
The clay puppet held up its two stone hands, as if it wanted to show off its muscles.
"Ah hahaha, that's right, then you are really awesome."
Liu Sanqiang burst out laughing. He liked this fat blue boy very much. It felt like he had a son.
He himself has a daughter, and he naturally loves her very much, so he has never experienced the sense of communication between father and son.
"It seems that Brother Liu interacts well with the clay puppet,"
"Yes, store manager, I'm attracted to this little fat guy."
"Gubi Gubi!"
The little clay puppet slapped its belly and was very dissatisfied with being called fat. On the spot, it began to stretch its two calves. Because the legs were too short, everyone was stunned for a while before they realized that it turned out to be Doing squats.
This scene made everyone burst into laughter.
"Haha, you stone man still wants to lose weight?"
"Maybe we can actually drop a few rocks and debris."
Song Min held her stomach and laughed: "Oh no, it's really funny."
"Jenny Jenny Jenny!!!"
Squirtle laughed the loudest, and even turned over and spun on the ground.
"Squirtle, don't laugh at others!"
Zhuang Hong pulled it up angrily, but he couldn't stop the smile on his face.
"Gubi? Gubi!"
The clay puppet was a little unhappy and rushed in front of Squirtle aggressively.
Although it has no facial organs, you can feel that it is a little angry, as if it is asking for an explanation.
"Jenny?" Jenny was stunned for a moment, then the corners of his mouth turned up, "Jenny~~"
"Gubi!"
It didn't even wait for an apology, but it actually laughed at it?
The angry clay puppet pushed it.
"Jenny Jenney!"
After staggering for a moment, Jenny also had the word "well" erected on his head, and he jumped up with his little breastplate straight out.That bitch looks like a gangster bullying an honest person.
Seeing that a fight was about to start, Zhuang Hong quickly stopped him and educated him seriously.
"Squirtle! You can't do this! Apologize to others quickly."
Really, exactly like her deceased son.
Liu Sanqiang also stepped forward and grabbed the clay puppet, with an apologetic smile on his face.
"No, no, boss, it's just a small fight. Clay puppet, you are the same, how can you push someone first?"
This scene is very much like a conflict between children, and adults come out to educate them.
In the end, it was Tang Xian, the principal of the kindergarten, who came to mediate.
"Okay, okay, both of you, give me some respect. It doesn't matter if there are conflicts between Pokémon. Just fight them back on the battlefield next time."
Song Min smiled awkwardly and said: "Store manager, I think you are just a firecracker."
"Ahem." Being exposed, it doesn't matter. "Let's get back to the topic. Brother Liu, are you sure you want a clay puppet?"
"Yes, store manager, give me a price."
"The price of the clay puppet is 40."
The price was one hundred thousand more than expected, but not by much.
"Boss, I want a credit settlement."
"No problem, our store's credit settlement starts from at least 3 months and up to 12 months. Within this range, you can choose any time to settle the principal and interest. The daily interest is 0.02% of the principal. But be careful. , if it is settled in advance within 3 months, you will still have to pay 3 months of interest.”
In other words, once you choose credit settlement, the first thing is three months of fixed interest.
Take the situation of the clay puppet as an example. If the principal of 40 is settled by credit, even if it can be settled tomorrow, you still have to pay the principal of 40 plus the interest of 7.
If you pay it after one year, it will be 40 principal plus almost 2 interest.
A group of brothers settled the matter in their minds and couldn't help but smack their tongues.
As a student, Song Min was even more frightened: "Oh my God, is it a loan shark?"
"Don't talk nonsense, this is much less than the bank." Zhuang Hong is a businessman after all, and he can see clearly. "Not only is it less than the bank, but the interest rate is not raised during the whole process. Some banks have raised interest rates starting from the second year. The store manager It’s basically like doing charity.”
Liu Sanqiang thought for a while, and he definitely didn't need to wait until three years to repay. He could collect the money in half a year at most, and then the interest would be just over [-].
As a skilled fine decorator, his monthly income is almost [-] yuan, not counting the occasional project bonus, which is very cost-effective.
So I signed the contract decisively and also received a four-piece set as a gift.
After conquering the clay puppet with the elf ball, Liu Sanqiang officially became its trainer.
After a slight delay, Song Min finally set out to plant trees.
Before leaving, he asked: "By the way, store manager, have you built the virtual plaza?"
Yesterday, Tang Xian learned about this virtual square. To put it bluntly, it is a virtual reality version of the group.
When you are at home, you can log in to this square through a VR device, and you can also use AI to generate skins as required.It can almost be understood as a virtual reality version of an avatar.
Not only that, it can also be converted into general communication mode and ar communication mode, which is a very popular way to make friends in this world.
But when it comes to Tang Xian looking at these advanced gadgets, although he can understand them, he hasn't fully learned how to operate them yet, and he is somewhat of a country bumpkin.
"Oh, I'm going to build it today. We can add a friend first, and I'll hook you up after it's built."
"Yeah."
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and touched it lightly with Tang Xian's new Liying bracelet. The friend logged in successfully.
"When the time comes, all the customers I will bring in will be customers like you. Ms. Zhuang, Brother Liu, please join me too."
"Hahahaha, ok, ok, it will be more convenient to have a fight then."
After all, he is a big man, Liu Sanqiang is obviously very interested in the battle between elves.
After doing this, a group of people drove away with the saplings.
Just at this time, Zhuang Hong received a contact from Hua Yang.
After it was connected, the bracelet cast a silhouette, and Hua Yang appeared on it.
"Sister Hong, ah, the boss is here too. Sorry, there's something going on here. I'm afraid I won't be able to get through today."
"what happened?"
"My colleagues and leaders in our institute were all surrounding Ablenglu. The boss happened to be there too, so I mentioned it. It seemed that the superiors were shocked by the power of the elves. I heard from my director that he seemed to be preparing to conduct an inspection. , not surprisingly, I want everyone in the world to be matched with an elf.”
This is good news, because it means that the elf guard profession will soon be officially born.
Look, the ripples are spreading. Isn’t this what you want to see?
"No problem, Mr. Hua. When the higher ups want to come and see us, just let me know in advance."
It just so happens that the virtual square also has the function of small tribes. At that time, corresponding small tribes will be divided according to the occupations of the guests, so that they can communicate with each other according to their occupations.
"Then, there is another thing. My little aunt should be here soon. She almost failed to masturbate my abolenglu yesterday. She was depressed. She has a more carefree personality than Miss Song. Oh no, she is hot. With She looks like a female hooligan, boss, please be more patient."
But before Tang Xian could say anything, there was a roar from the side.
"Hua Yang! Is this a gangster? I think you are in debt again, right? Believe it or not, I will ask you to pay back the money now!?"
"F*ck!" Hua Yang turned pale in fright and hung up the call on the spot.
Tang Xian and Zhuang Hong went out after hearing the news. A woman with smoky makeup and purple hair came to the door of the store. After taking off her mask, her purple-black lips were covered with a lip nail. Oh, There are also nose studs, and there are so many earrings on the ears that they reflect light.
"Hmph, this brat knows how to please me when he spends money, and he likes to say bad things about me behind my back." She twisted her neck left and right, making a crackling sound, and then looked at Tang Xian, "Hey, you are Tang Xian Store manager Tang, right? I heard about the elves from Hua Yang, and I want to buy one."
Rough and direct, a little too fiery, not a female gangster, but more like a female delinquent.
"Of course, no problem, please come this way..."
"Wow! Is this Squirtle? Come here and let me kiss you!"
"Jenny?"
Squirtle was startled by this human's attire. Just as he was about to run away, he was caught and kissed wildly, and several purple lip marks suddenly appeared on his face.
"What are you doing!"
The turtle son was violated, Zhuang Hongqi quickly snatched the turtle from her mouth, and as a result, Squirtle's eyes twitched.
Tang Xian was also shocked.
Actually lost the ability to fight?Is this an outstanding effect?Is this what rogue means?
But the other party didn't pay attention at all, and even stared at Bulbasaur next to him without restraint.
"Ah! Are you the Bulbasaur Hua Yang mentioned? You're so cute, come and kiss me~"
"He's inside him, he's inside him!!"
Looking at Bulbasaur being chased around, Tang Xian shook his head helplessly.
"Bulbasaur, tie her up with a vine whip."
"Gubi Gubi!"
The clay puppet held up its two stone hands, as if it wanted to show off its muscles.
"Ah hahaha, that's right, then you are really awesome."
Liu Sanqiang burst out laughing. He liked this fat blue boy very much. It felt like he had a son.
He himself has a daughter, and he naturally loves her very much, so he has never experienced the sense of communication between father and son.
"It seems that Brother Liu interacts well with the clay puppet,"
"Yes, store manager, I'm attracted to this little fat guy."
"Gubi Gubi!"
The little clay puppet slapped its belly and was very dissatisfied with being called fat. On the spot, it began to stretch its two calves. Because the legs were too short, everyone was stunned for a while before they realized that it turned out to be Doing squats.
This scene made everyone burst into laughter.
"Haha, you stone man still wants to lose weight?"
"Maybe we can actually drop a few rocks and debris."
Song Min held her stomach and laughed: "Oh no, it's really funny."
"Jenny Jenny Jenny!!!"
Squirtle laughed the loudest, and even turned over and spun on the ground.
"Squirtle, don't laugh at others!"
Zhuang Hong pulled it up angrily, but he couldn't stop the smile on his face.
"Gubi? Gubi!"
The clay puppet was a little unhappy and rushed in front of Squirtle aggressively.
Although it has no facial organs, you can feel that it is a little angry, as if it is asking for an explanation.
"Jenny?" Jenny was stunned for a moment, then the corners of his mouth turned up, "Jenny~~"
"Gubi!"
It didn't even wait for an apology, but it actually laughed at it?
The angry clay puppet pushed it.
"Jenny Jenney!"
After staggering for a moment, Jenny also had the word "well" erected on his head, and he jumped up with his little breastplate straight out.That bitch looks like a gangster bullying an honest person.
Seeing that a fight was about to start, Zhuang Hong quickly stopped him and educated him seriously.
"Squirtle! You can't do this! Apologize to others quickly."
Really, exactly like her deceased son.
Liu Sanqiang also stepped forward and grabbed the clay puppet, with an apologetic smile on his face.
"No, no, boss, it's just a small fight. Clay puppet, you are the same, how can you push someone first?"
This scene is very much like a conflict between children, and adults come out to educate them.
In the end, it was Tang Xian, the principal of the kindergarten, who came to mediate.
"Okay, okay, both of you, give me some respect. It doesn't matter if there are conflicts between Pokémon. Just fight them back on the battlefield next time."
Song Min smiled awkwardly and said: "Store manager, I think you are just a firecracker."
"Ahem." Being exposed, it doesn't matter. "Let's get back to the topic. Brother Liu, are you sure you want a clay puppet?"
"Yes, store manager, give me a price."
"The price of the clay puppet is 40."
The price was one hundred thousand more than expected, but not by much.
"Boss, I want a credit settlement."
"No problem, our store's credit settlement starts from at least 3 months and up to 12 months. Within this range, you can choose any time to settle the principal and interest. The daily interest is 0.02% of the principal. But be careful. , if it is settled in advance within 3 months, you will still have to pay 3 months of interest.”
In other words, once you choose credit settlement, the first thing is three months of fixed interest.
Take the situation of the clay puppet as an example. If the principal of 40 is settled by credit, even if it can be settled tomorrow, you still have to pay the principal of 40 plus the interest of 7.
If you pay it after one year, it will be 40 principal plus almost 2 interest.
A group of brothers settled the matter in their minds and couldn't help but smack their tongues.
As a student, Song Min was even more frightened: "Oh my God, is it a loan shark?"
"Don't talk nonsense, this is much less than the bank." Zhuang Hong is a businessman after all, and he can see clearly. "Not only is it less than the bank, but the interest rate is not raised during the whole process. Some banks have raised interest rates starting from the second year. The store manager It’s basically like doing charity.”
Liu Sanqiang thought for a while, and he definitely didn't need to wait until three years to repay. He could collect the money in half a year at most, and then the interest would be just over [-].
As a skilled fine decorator, his monthly income is almost [-] yuan, not counting the occasional project bonus, which is very cost-effective.
So I signed the contract decisively and also received a four-piece set as a gift.
After conquering the clay puppet with the elf ball, Liu Sanqiang officially became its trainer.
After a slight delay, Song Min finally set out to plant trees.
Before leaving, he asked: "By the way, store manager, have you built the virtual plaza?"
Yesterday, Tang Xian learned about this virtual square. To put it bluntly, it is a virtual reality version of the group.
When you are at home, you can log in to this square through a VR device, and you can also use AI to generate skins as required.It can almost be understood as a virtual reality version of an avatar.
Not only that, it can also be converted into general communication mode and ar communication mode, which is a very popular way to make friends in this world.
But when it comes to Tang Xian looking at these advanced gadgets, although he can understand them, he hasn't fully learned how to operate them yet, and he is somewhat of a country bumpkin.
"Oh, I'm going to build it today. We can add a friend first, and I'll hook you up after it's built."
"Yeah."
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and touched it lightly with Tang Xian's new Liying bracelet. The friend logged in successfully.
"When the time comes, all the customers I will bring in will be customers like you. Ms. Zhuang, Brother Liu, please join me too."
"Hahahaha, ok, ok, it will be more convenient to have a fight then."
After all, he is a big man, Liu Sanqiang is obviously very interested in the battle between elves.
After doing this, a group of people drove away with the saplings.
Just at this time, Zhuang Hong received a contact from Hua Yang.
After it was connected, the bracelet cast a silhouette, and Hua Yang appeared on it.
"Sister Hong, ah, the boss is here too. Sorry, there's something going on here. I'm afraid I won't be able to get through today."
"what happened?"
"My colleagues and leaders in our institute were all surrounding Ablenglu. The boss happened to be there too, so I mentioned it. It seemed that the superiors were shocked by the power of the elves. I heard from my director that he seemed to be preparing to conduct an inspection. , not surprisingly, I want everyone in the world to be matched with an elf.”
This is good news, because it means that the elf guard profession will soon be officially born.
Look, the ripples are spreading. Isn’t this what you want to see?
"No problem, Mr. Hua. When the higher ups want to come and see us, just let me know in advance."
It just so happens that the virtual square also has the function of small tribes. At that time, corresponding small tribes will be divided according to the occupations of the guests, so that they can communicate with each other according to their occupations.
"Then, there is another thing. My little aunt should be here soon. She almost failed to masturbate my abolenglu yesterday. She was depressed. She has a more carefree personality than Miss Song. Oh no, she is hot. With She looks like a female hooligan, boss, please be more patient."
But before Tang Xian could say anything, there was a roar from the side.
"Hua Yang! Is this a gangster? I think you are in debt again, right? Believe it or not, I will ask you to pay back the money now!?"
"F*ck!" Hua Yang turned pale in fright and hung up the call on the spot.
Tang Xian and Zhuang Hong went out after hearing the news. A woman with smoky makeup and purple hair came to the door of the store. After taking off her mask, her purple-black lips were covered with a lip nail. Oh, There are also nose studs, and there are so many earrings on the ears that they reflect light.
"Hmph, this brat knows how to please me when he spends money, and he likes to say bad things about me behind my back." She twisted her neck left and right, making a crackling sound, and then looked at Tang Xian, "Hey, you are Tang Xian Store manager Tang, right? I heard about the elves from Hua Yang, and I want to buy one."
Rough and direct, a little too fiery, not a female gangster, but more like a female delinquent.
"Of course, no problem, please come this way..."
"Wow! Is this Squirtle? Come here and let me kiss you!"
"Jenny?"
Squirtle was startled by this human's attire. Just as he was about to run away, he was caught and kissed wildly, and several purple lip marks suddenly appeared on his face.
"What are you doing!"
The turtle son was violated, Zhuang Hongqi quickly snatched the turtle from her mouth, and as a result, Squirtle's eyes twitched.
Tang Xian was also shocked.
Actually lost the ability to fight?Is this an outstanding effect?Is this what rogue means?
But the other party didn't pay attention at all, and even stared at Bulbasaur next to him without restraint.
"Ah! Are you the Bulbasaur Hua Yang mentioned? You're so cute, come and kiss me~"
"He's inside him, he's inside him!!"
Looking at Bulbasaur being chased around, Tang Xian shook his head helplessly.
"Bulbasaur, tie her up with a vine whip."
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